#BrainRot

[aki16oficialll]

frist toipad drawing am i accepted

ts was the reference

[konqurer]

"The dragon has 3 heads ......."

@importantcatpics

[bubbles-and-bat-wings]

I'm imagining the interactions with the twins in the fishing village, but they're both just talking in brain rot.

"Pssst, Kim!"

"Hm?"

"What does 'rizzler' mean?"

"I don't know. It's a kids word. Kids use it."

[pawoooon]

Ballerina cappuccina

using google keyboard alchemy to create the most miserable emojis possible

[frecktheheck]

So I saw Shaun the sheep movie today and…yeah..

Brainrot strong 🔥

[alive-gh0st]

❝Corruption Complete❞

Mark Grayson x Brainrot Girlfriend!Readerᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ

𓊆ྀིfeat. Oliver & Debbie Grayson𓊇ྀི

˗ˏˋ 𓉘 Part 2 - ”Too Far Gone” 𓉝 ˎˊ˗

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❤︎‬ summary: mark’s trying to enjoy a quiet night at home. too bad his girlfriend has just discovered a new hyperfixation—and now oliver’s in on it. debbie joins next. mark’s officially outnumbered.

‪‪❤︎‬ contains: sfw. modern brainrot. fandom jokes. long-suffering boyfriend!Mark. brainrot!reader. tiktok trends. group roasting. oliver is a smug little shit. debbie is thriving. mark just wants peace. comedic fluff, banter, affectionate roasting, domestic vibes. silly chaos.

‪‪❤︎‬ wc: 722

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It started innocently enough.

You were sprawled on the couch, eyes glued to your phone, tears streaming down your face as you watched an AI-generated TikTok video.

“Mark—Mark, look!” You shoved your phone in his face. It almost smacked him in the nose, but it’s fine. He’s literally [Title Card].

Moving on.

He squinted at the screen. “Is that… a cat in a firefighter uniform?”

“Yes! It’s so tragic and inspiring. The kitten was rescued from a fire, grew up to become a firefighter, and then died heroically saving a child. And—listen to this—it reunited with its grandma in the afterlife.”

Mark raised an eyebrow. “You cried over an AI-generated cat video?”

“It’s not just a video, Mark. It’s art.”

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The descent into chaos was swift.

A few days later, Oliver burst into the living room (nearly crashing into a wall), eyes wide with excitement.

“Have you seen the ‘Ballerina Cappuccina’ trend?!” he blurted, practically vibrating.

You gasped, sitting up. “Yes! The one with the cappuccino-headed ballerina pirouetting into the void?”

Oliver nodded vigorously. “It’s peak brainrot.”

Mark groaned from the kitchen. “Not you too, Oliver.”

“It’s a cultural movement, Mark.” Oliver said, deadpan.

Not even ten minutes later, real chaos began…..Debbie’s curiosity was piqued.

She entered the kitchen, holding her phone while pursing her lips.

“Kids, what’s this ‘Bombardino Crocodilo’ thing?”

You and Oliver made eye contact, then—without speaking—played the audio simultaneously: “FORZA BOMBA!”

Debbie blinked. Then looked at Mark—who didn’t even look up, just slumped lower against the cabinets like the universe was personally attacking him.

“Well, that’s… something.”

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A quiet evening turned into a bonding session.

With Mark and Oliver out training because let’s be real—that boy needs some serious teaching, you and Debbie settled on the couch. She sipped her wine, a mischievous glint in her eye like she’s about to drop a bomb.

“You know,” Debbie says casually, “Nolan once gave me a whole tree instead of flowers.”

You blink, taking your eyes off the TV. “Like… an actual tree?”

“He said, and I quote, ‘Why bring a branch when I can bring the whole organism?’”

“I kept it,” she says. “Still in the backyard. Useless man, but decent taste in flora.”

You clutch your heart. “That’s the bar. If Mark doesn’t deliver a redwood to my house within 72 hours, we’re over.”

As if summoned Mark walks back into the house with snacks and an expression of pure betrayal. “I brought you chips.”

“Does the chip bag photosynthesize?” you ask sweetly.

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The ‘Pass the Phone’ challenge ensued.

Feeling strangely inspired (which should’ve been a red flag), you declared: “Let’s do the ‘Pass the Phone’ challenge!”

Everyone agreed way too quickly.

You started the recording. “I’m passing the phone to someone who still doesn’t understand TikTok.”

Mark raised a brow, sighed like a man defeated, and took the phone. “I’m passing the phone to someone who’s been on TikTok for five minutes and already has a fan club.”

He passed it to Oliver.

The purple boy—who was just happy to be here—beamed straight up at the phone screen. “I’m passing the phone to someone who once received a tree as a romantic gesture!”

He hands it to Debbie, who only laughs.

“Guilty as charged.”

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ACTUAL QUOTES FROM THE EVENING:

➥ „I swear to god if you post that TikTok—”

➥ „Too late. It’s already at 40k views. You’re famous now, tragedy boy.”

➥ „You said you wouldn’t bring up Amber! And—why are people simping over my MUM!”

➥ „Because she’s a baddie, Mark.”

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Mark stood in the doorway, arms crossed, watching his mom and little brother conspire with you over delusional fan theories and imaginary men.

“…I want in,” he said.

Everyone froze.

You blinked. “Wait, what?”

“I’m tired of fighting it. I need to understand the brainrot. Teach me your ways.”

Oliver threw his arms in the air. “HE’S CONVERTING.”

Debbie raised her wineglass. “To the dark side.”

You grinned, scooting over and patting the space beside you. “Welcome to hell, babe. First lesson—rank these fictional men based on how they would treat you.”

Mark sighed. “I already regret this.”

“You will,” you promised. “Now take this blanket. We’re about to watch a seven-part edit of Tim Cheese killing John Pork.”

“…and no, you can’t ask questions.”

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[commcharlatan]

these idiots are ruingin my life

[mustkillfrankiero]

my son bzzm bzzo n his brother eggplant

[notpercieved]

Since Anaxa is able to doodle dromas in his spare time

High chance it means he has tried to draw other things aswell at some point, perhaps random props around his lab, or even sketches for the blueprints of mechanical things he is working on.

Maybe even a portrait.

Do you think he has tried to draw his sister at least once?

Maybe even looking in the mirror to see any glimpse of her reflection in him?

He would try to draw her, but she never looks right no matter how much he tried to fix her, he cant pin point what it is he is missing, and he doesnt have photos to go off from either.

Maybe then he would realize he had forgotten what she looked like

[b3llyg0at]

tung tung tung tung sahur. anomali mengerikan yang hanya keluar pada sahur. konon katanya kalau ada orang yang dipanggil sahur tiga kali dan tidak nyaut maka makhluk ini datang di rumah kalian. hi seremnya. tung tung ini biasanya bersuara layaknya pukulan kentungan seperti ini. share ke teman kalian yang susah sahur.

drew the man, the myth himself tung tung tung tung sahur, aku sangat lelah hari ini-

[comedicpotato]

My sibling and I where literally talking about how starscream would do this yesterday SOMEONE GETS US its out of my mind and I DIDNT HAVE TO DRAW IT

NO STARSCREAM NOT LIKE THAT

i almost did it the other way around but the idea of this being starscream’s hallucination was too silly not to draw

it is my personal opinion that starscream would learn earth slurs specifically for this occasion

(credit to @/Funkiidoinkz on twitter for the original idea)

without the speech bubbles bcz i spent too much time rendering to not show it off ..

[sonnebume]

Hatte gerade nen kleinen Crashout auf Arbeit, als die Nachrichten schon wieder von Papst Leo berichtet haben.

"Leo. Papst Leo. Den ganzen Tag geht es um Leo! Ich kann nicht mehr!"

Die Teilnehmer haben voll gelacht und die eine hat mich gefragt, ob ich was gegen den Papst habe.

"Der kann doch auch nichts dafür, dass er Papst ist."

Konnte nur hysterisch lachen.

[talleryn]

Holly: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?

George: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.

Lucy: Three of us saw it, George. How do you explain that?

George: *points at Lockwood* Sleep deprivation. *points at Lucy* Paranoia. *points at Kipps* Delusional personality disorder.

[lemonsquashhh]

decided to show jamil viper brain rot today 🐍

he loves it (me when i lie)

[crimsongungnir]