#British things

[fionaroleplays]

Sorry American's. Britian has kidnapped July 4th celebrations so they can get rid of a Tory government.

[fatallyaddictedtofiction]

Im living my normal life then shudder in horror when i remember americans say "erbs" instead of "herbs"

[tealrootsgerardwayreal]

Tokio Hotel reference maybe

also it is like boiling here right now like what the fuck is this come on England fuck you

[thepariahcontinuum]

[girlygher]

Yes girl, we know

She's just like me (bandsexual)

[lesbiansandgayssupporttheminers]

Speaking of people who may not be safe at home.

[fratricideknight]

"british people have no culture" frankly i find that offensive. british culture is eating cheese crackers while watching Wallace & Gromit

show this man the respect he deserves or pay the price

[mylifeiscomics]

Referring to a vehicle as “old girl”: endearing.

Referring to a woman as “old girl”: you’re gonna get a slap, Harry.

[ineffablemossy]

From the flavours available at these M1 services at 1am:

Quite a nice display of the traditional travel sweet. Cost: £2.99 each

[trans-programmed-vex]

It's rather hot today and my British ass can't handle this.

[hazel-not-wong]

trying not to get caught chewing camel balls during math class is such peak british kid behavior

[adharastarlight]

Reg: hmm, do I want a cup of tea or not?

James: I don't know, love, do you?

Reg: I suppose I ought to

Sirius, scoffing: why 'cause you're british?

Reg: precisely.

James: ...aren't you french though?

Reg: that's a point. Someone bring me some goddamn wine.

[ayareadsao3]

[averagesizedperson]

The most unrealistic parts of V for Vendetta and Children of Men is that they both assume that Britain can somehow survive the apocalypse with a functioning society and government.

We now know this is not the case

[thepariahcontinuum]

A co-worker: "I'm gonna make beans on toast tonight cos I don't really wanna cook, but I'm gonna swap the toast for crumpets"

Another co-worker, a Ukrainian immigrant: "That's the most English thing I've ever heard"

[sapphickittykatherine]

i never watched a single disney channel show as a kid. it's such an odd concept to me. i had cbbc instead, and i feel for those who didn't grow up with masterpieces of the television industry like Horrible Histories, Wolfblood, Merlin, Ooglies, Deadly 60, and Shaun The Sheep