*Kunikida calls Atsushi*
Atsushi: hello? Kunikida-san....what's up?
Kunikida: do you know where Dazai is? He left before doing any paperwork
Atsushi, *staring at Dazai and Kyouka eating shaved ice on the dining table*: no? Do I?
Kunikida *sighs*: are you asking me or answering the question?
Atsushi: I am sure.. he'll show up....one day
Kunikida: eh...fine. If you see him tell him to get his ass back to the office
*phone cuts*
Atsushi: Dazai-san! Look! I had to lie to Kunikida-san because of YOU
Dazai: awww you are such a nice person Atsushi!
Atsushi *rolling his eyes*: how did you even get my keys? The door was locked? Did you give him, Kyouka-chan?
Kyouka: *shakes her head*
Dazai: oh, I have a copy of your keys 😄
Atsushi: what.😨
Dazai: what?
Atsushi: HOW DID YOU GET MY KEYS?
Dazai: I made a copy of them before you got this apartment 😄
Atsushi: 😐😐😐😐
Dazai: ah don't worry, I have the keys of all the people I care about. Here's Chuuya's, I kept them with me all these years....
Atsushi: HOW WILL I NOT WORRY AFTER KNOWING THAT----
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IMPORTANT UPDATE FOR THE FUTURE OF HUMANITY
Ranpo and Kyouka on a bouncy castle
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Kyouka: If I fall…
Kenji: I’ll be there to catch you.
Atsushi: *looks at Akutagawa* What if I fall?
Akutagawa: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.
Dazai: *watches these two interactions*
Dazai, to Chuuya: And if I fall?
Chuuya: I’ll be the one who pushed you.
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I WILL NEVER DIE I WILL NEVER DIE I WILL NEVER DIE AUGUNJUKOOOLL save me yosano save me
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So if I understand the Agency correctly-
(based on https://www.tumblr.com/prismaprimrose/721005616789913600?source=share this post)
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Atsushi : Whats your type?
Dazai : Short , Red haired Slugs who have anger issues
Atsushi , Compressing Dazai's Wound : Okay. But like whats your blood type ?
Dazai: Ooh I know It's Mafia Black
Kyouka, in the back : Maybe we should just let him die
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shopping trip!!! ٩( ᐛ )و
(atsushi would totally offer to hold all the bags because of his tiger strength)
(and kyouka and sigma would refuse but atsushi would only let them carry a few)
(and dazai would gladly let atsushi carry his bags)
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helloooooo thank you guys again for sticking around i appreciate all of you guys sm!! sorry for lack of drawings lately but i really wanna get back around to posting more frequently 🤞
anyways as per the voting on the poll, here’s a day at a ada cafe :]
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In Japan every year we have this thing where the town has this big fireworks show to celebrate the summer, and this time when I watched the fireworks I got WAN flashbacks and wondered if we'd ever see everyone back together again. (alive)
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Armed Detective Agency
+ skk + fyolai
Dazais just mad abt how effortlessly hot Chuuya is
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Day 1: Chuunyaa
(Quick explanation: this past week kind of steamrolled me into a pancake, so I am doing an extremely self indulgent thing to help my brain feel better — for every day of the next week, I’m gonna draw a different Dazai from a fic I’ve written. First one is Dazai from the silly cat fic!)
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