#bsd textposts

[meowicule]

link to sam’s textposts that i’m copying

[nori-draws-sometimes]

my take on how stormbringer went. golly I wonder who he's talking to

[diagonal-queen]

this is my apology for not having completed any of your guys reqs :( please accept my stupid memes

[flamie-42]

Fukuzawa: Dazai I am scared to ask but why are you late today?

Dazai: I had take care of my dog

Atsushi: I didn’t know you had a dog Dazai

Dazai: yeah I just adopted him recently

Kunikida: I’m proud that your taking on more responsibility in your life

Naomi: can I dog sit sometime?!

Dazai: I don’t know, he doesn’t really like people, I’m trying to train him out of it but he is really stubborn

Naomi: awww

Ranpo: Dazai stop referring to Nakahara as your dog, you live at his house

[dead-body-in-the-basement]

Textpost

[autistic-dazai]

i made these. for you.

[skk vers]

[welivetodream]

*Valentine's day in Ada*

Dazai: Fufu...no one is giving me chocolate here, how rude. Is my popularity dying?

Kunikida: can you focus on your work then?

Atsushi: what's Valentine's day

Yosano: you give chocolates and other gifts to the person you love

*later*

Atsushi, giving Dazai chocolates: here, for you!

Dazai:....w-h-a-t

Atsushi: Yosano-san said I should give chocolates to the person who I love. But there are so many! So Kyouka-chan and I made chocolates for everyone. Here Kunikida-san!

Kyouka: the glasses one is for you

Kunikida:thanks... I'll keep it

Atsushi: we made a whole bag for Ranpo-san

Ranpo, eyes shining: I love valentine's day

Yosano: these are so cute guys!! Aww

Dazai: excuse me, there's something in my eyes

*Dazai rushes out*

Yosano: did he go to cry?

Naomi: Dazai-san is crying???

Junichiro: now we have seen everything

************************************

Dazai: (spontaneously combusts due to rare emotions)

[stewieisnotonfire]

dazai! not on your public account!

[small-sketch]

Atsushi: Why are you holding hands with a port mafia member?

Dazai: Are you homophobic, Atsushi?

Atsushi: I’m gay.

Chuuya, holding Dazai’s hand: He’s dodging the question.

[crowscadence]

What if the English title of BSD was fully translated and was called Literary Stray Dogs and everyone referred to it as LSD

[socte-blue]

Theyre precious to me 

[phrxgs]

sometimes i think about how the irl authors the characters are based on would react if they watched BSD

Dazai/Shuuji Tsushima: "Oh sick! They made me a super important character!" Dazai/Shuuji Tsushima: "Ew I'm Chuuya's partner in crime?" Dazai/Shuuji Tsushima: "WTF DO YOU MEAN I EMOTIONALLY ABUSED RYUUNOSUKE AKUTAGAWA?!"

Chuuya Nakahara: "Gravity Manipulation mafia underboss? Sick!" Chuuya Nakahara: "Ew wtf is going on in between me and Dazai?"

Ogai/Rintarou Mori: "Oh, sick, they made me a doctor like I was IRL!" Ogai/Rintarou Mori: "...Why am I an implied lolicon?"

Ozaki Kouyou: "Ooh, they made me a samurai mafia underboss!" Ozaki Kouyou: "...Why am I a woman?"

[nori-draws-sometimes]

The second comprehensible word Chuuya has ever said during Corruption. To be fair, though, his first comprehensible word was “dazai” and the two words are basically synonyms anyway.

[diagonal-queen]

some treats ~♡

[flamie-42]

15!Chuuya: is it gay to kiss a guy

15!Dazai: *without a second of hesitation* no. Here I’ll show you.

Oda: Dazai no-

15!Dazai: *whisper yelling* don’t fucking ruin this for me odasaku

[windypuddle]

made this one myself you're welcome. or i'm sorry