#bsd jokes

[myshipsbesailing]

Atsushi : Whats your type?

Dazai : Short , Red haired Slugs who have anger issues

Atsushi , Compressing Dazai's Wound : Okay. But like whats your blood type ?

Dazai: Ooh I know It's Mafia Black

Kyouka, in the back : Maybe we should just let him die

[amo-bsd]

I'm the only one who thinks Shadow's personality is like Akutagawa's 😅👌🏻

Would it be strange to say that even their color is the same?

[curry-and-gunpowder]

Dazai "everyone's project" Osamu

(Plz don't @ me with any suggestions or "corrections", thank you.)

Edit: holy shit this blew up way more than I ever imagined lol. Thank you to all who reblog, your tags are everything ❤️

[iztea]

if you know the reference I'm giving you a cookie

[originalartblog]

skk are (disgruntled and uneven) chopsticks

(referencing this)

[originalaccountname]

Dazai, in Fifteen, described the act of living as "we breathe, eat, fall in love and die". Through that statement and a few subsequent incidents, like telling Oda planning someone's death was romantic, flirting with nearly every girl he sees, and his fixation with finding someone to commit a lover's suicide with, we can conclude Dazai is a deeply romantic man. Therefore, the REAL tragedy of soukoku as a pairing is that Dazai is a very romantic individual and will not, cannot let those feelings out with Chuuya of all people, due to the mostly antagonistic nature of their relationship. In this essay, I will-

[uneducated-author]

In defense to Chuuya, if I broke into a prison to find MY boyfriend dancing with another man I'd shoot them as well. You wouldn't? Good for you. I support gay rights, gay wrongs and gay vengeance. We're not the same.

Alternatively, if I was Dazai, and my boyfriend was helping out my arch nemesis, I would drown them. What? You're possessed? Yeah right, likely story. Into the juice with you.

[sabh0]

Read right to left!

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For the non-polish folks:

This completely random thing is an insane polish pick-up line, where you throw a chestnut at the person you like and then ask them if it's theirs (dw, i also have no idea how this came into being) (that's literally it) (there's no pun to it, no smart word play) (just. a chestnut.)

[vivid-vices]

bungou stray dogs as dogs (from this post)

[sskk-manifesto]

OH MY GOD??????

[myshipsbesailing]

Chuuya : I am not gay

Akutagawa : I am not in love with Jinko

Kajii : I don't like lemon bombs

Kajii : What? I thought we were all saying obvious lies

[amo-bsd]

How weird

Can you imagine: if you saw a pedophile on the street, you would ignore him or if he spoke to you, you wouldn't treat him like someone you loved because you know what he is capable of with children...

But... If they told you that he is Mori Ōgai from bsd? 🙋🏻‍♀️ I accept, yes to everything except divorce hahaha, that's not normal, right? 😐🤦🏻

[macaulaytwins]

not the 514 replies💀

[originalartblog]

one dozen donutzai please

[kaurwreck]

I think it's cute that Chuuya only chokes Dazai by digging his fingers into Dazai's carotid arteries, since that's generally considered "safer" (insofar as any strangulation can be safe) than applying pressure to the trachea, which risks crushing it.

(In 55 Minutes, Atsushi similarly chokes someone via their carotid arteries to knock them unconscious without damaging their throat— so we can assume it's intentional here too. Asagiri clearly knows the difference.)

[homoesia]

So I just had a thought

Remember how in the beast universe Dazai ends his life by jumping off a building? And Chuuya is upset that he didn't get to kill him?

But Dazai fell to his death. He fell.

Dazai's ability has no exceptions. He's immune to everything you throw at him. But his body obeys gravity just like everybody else.

And gravity obeys Chuuya.

Guys, he fell.