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Me: I am not delusional

Also me: What if Alhaitham and Kaveh kissed???

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Dick, pointing to Jason's photo : This is Jason. He was our brother. He liked literature and was very good at school. People would've told you he was violent but he was the sweetest and would've never been on the wrong side.

Damian, who has seen Jason training in the League of Assasins to commit homicide and probably mass murder in Gotham : Okay

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Question : Is Dazai Osamu a bad man?

Chuuya : Dazai Osamu is not a bad man. Don't get me wrong. He is bad, but just not a man. If we include him into the definition of man we will have to include a whole lot of other shits into Humanity too.

Tachihara, nodding along : I know right. Look at him, that body , he must definitely be a woman.

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Tim : Who is this?

Dick , holding Damian in a tight grip knowing full well he will jump Tim as soon as he lets go : Our New Brother

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Kouyou : Have any one seen my brother? He is small and angry . He is also clearly gay but we haven't talked about it yet

Mori :

Other Executives :

Dazai, who full well know where Chuuya is but no one is supposed to know their "secret", internally panicking : Maybe his tacky hat ate him

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Atsushi : Whats your type?

Dazai : Short , Red haired Slugs who have anger issues

Atsushi , Compressing Dazai's Wound : Okay. But like whats your blood type ?

Dazai: Ooh I know It's Mafia Black

Kyouka, in the back : Maybe we should just let him die

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You know what guys : A snake named William Snakespeare.

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Chuuya : I am not gay

Akutagawa : I am not in love with Jinko

Kajii : I don't like lemon bombs

Kajii : What? I thought we were all saying obvious lies

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Jon : Why?

Damian : Why not?

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In Jail :

Someone: What are you in for?

Dazai: For being Gay

Fyodor: He is in for murder and arson

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For a man who only appeared for like 15 minutes in the entire show the amount of control he has on the Fandom (and me) is not okay.

Also Chuuya sweetie , no straight man ever poses like that

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Shin soukoku

Akutagawa : I shall rip out your throat and celebrate your death but only if it is by my hands. If someone else kills you or even hurt you I shall rip them apart too

Atsushi: Only if you promise not to kill anyone for six months

Soukoku

Dazai : Let's do this.

Chuuya : Do what?

Dazai : Do crime Be gay

Chuuya : K

That's it. That's the difference. One is still in denial and the other is just...ignoring it for the time being

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I just imagine Dazai waking up one day and breaking into Chuuya's penthouse, because he was on a mission the day before and he forgot he was stabbed , so he decided to just traumatize his Chibi by dying on his couch but just woke up again to his wound bandaged and the most beautiful view of red hair across his chest ever.