#CANT WAIT FOR HAZBIN HOTEL TO COME OUT

[alastor-simp]

Alastor with a female reader who is selectively mute Part 1

I always wanted to know how Alastor would react to a demon character like this or who is similar to Komi-san from Komi Can't communicate, so this is going to be my take on it.

**First Meeting**

Your arrival in hell wasn't a pleasant one. Literally the second you fell, you were approached by demons left and right, either trying to rob you or offering to sleep with you. Yelling at them would have been easy, but you were a very anxious person to the point you were mute with everyone you encountered. Surprisingly, you were able to run away from the unwanted problems you faced in hell, and was able to come across a flyer that was taped to one of the alley walls. "Come stay at the Happy Hotel" it read, and you figured that it might be a good place to stay for a while and try to make a sense of what you could do now that you were in hell. Having followed the map that was on the other side of the flyer, you were able to come across the hotel, but the neon sign was different then what the paper said, but you figured they probably were remodeling it.

The hotel was huge, it was plastered with neon signs, but also had a radio tower on one side, a large fish like contraption, and a pirate ship. "Amazing" you thought to yourself as you made your way closer to the door, and lightly knocked. A cheery voice was heard on the other side and soon the door opened to reveal a pretty, blonde girl. She had devilish features, but a very adorable baby face, and her smile was quite cute as well. "Oh! Hello! My name is Charlie Morningstar. How may I help you?", she said to you with big bright eyes, as she was patiently waiting for your response. Clenching your jaw, feelings of anxiety began to well up in your stomach, but you bared with it and simply held up the hotel poster in front of Charlie. Charlie was a little curious about your strange response, but she put the pieces together that you were wanting to stay at the hotel. "SQUEAL!! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING!", she said as she threw her arms around you in a bear hug, then letting you go as she pulled you into the hotel.

The inside of the hotel was nice, but needed some remodeling, but you liked it overall. Looking around, you noticed the other demons that were in the hotel. A mini demon was zipping around in a cute dress, cleaning the ceiling with a duster, a cat like demon was chugging a bottle of booze at the bar, and a very tall spider was standing next to the record player, picking out a song. Stopping what they were doing, they all turned to look at you, curiously. Nervous, you raised your hand at them, signifying a hello. The cat demon just nodded his head and continue chugging, while the fast demon zipped in front of you, waving back with a smile, before zooming away to finish cleaning. The tall spider gave you a wink, as they walked to the bar and took a seat. "Vaggie! We have another patron!" Charlie said, as she yelled out next to you, while also leading you to one of the lobby couches to have a seat. As Charlie walked away, your eyes began to scan around the hotel, taking in every detail, and also glancing at the portraits hanging on the wall with Charlie and what looked to be her parents.

"Why Hello there! Who might you be?", a static voice said, as you looked up to see a red suit man with a very sharp smile standing in front of you, leaning down to place his face closer to yours. He was dressed to the nines in a red striped coat, along with a monocle and bow-tie. He also appeared to be holding a microphone staff? Was he a singer by chance? Realizing you were getting distracted, you just nodded your head at the man, and pointed to the poster, similar to what you did with Charlie. The man raised an eyebrow, as he continued to lean closer, most likely waiting for your answer, as his smile got wider, almost breaking his face.

**Alastor POV**

Alastor's eyes continued to stare at the quiet demon, who was holding the poster and kept tapping against it frantically. Amused, Alastor leaned closer, while moving his staff to tap against her chin: "Something wrong my dear? Cat got your tongue?" Alastor watched as the demon remained silent, but he could tell by their eyes that they were nervous, oh how entertaining. "Oh Alastor! So nice of you to show up! This is our new patron who just arrived at the hotel", Alastor heard, as he turned to see Charlie smiling at him, while dragging Vaggie by the hand. Leaning back from his position, Alastor continued to gaze at you while turning back to Charlie. "Ah! So this wayward sinner is here to stay at the hotel! Excellent!" Alastor beamed, as he look down at you, while you shifted in your seat.

**Your POV**

You started to feel a little uncomfortable with everyone's eyes on you, making you clench your hands on your lap. You noticed the other demon next to Charlie. She had long grey hair, and only one of her eyes was showing. She did give you a hard gaze when she saw you, but it softened after few minutes. As she came closer to you, she waved her hand as a hello, while also asking what your name was. You stayed silent, as the butterflies in your stomach made you feel like you wanted to vomit, as everyone was watching you, waiting for your answer. "Whats the matter with you, toots? You deaf or something?", The spider demon had taken a seat next to you, while wrapping an arm around your neck with one of his arms, while poking your cheek with his other hand. Freezing up, you felt your eyes start to water, and you started to slightly shake. Charlie noticed your reactions and bent down on her knees to gaze at you, asking if you were alright. Taking a slow deep breath, you nodded then made a notion with your hands asking for something to write on. Charlie quickly got up and ran to the desk to grab a large notepad and pen, before coming back to you. Once you had the notepad, you began to write down what you wanted to say, before turning the notepad around for everyone to see, while giving them a shy smile:

"Hello my name is Y/N. I just arrived in Hell a few minutes ago and I saw your poster and wanted to stay here. I'm sorry for not responding to you guys normally, but I am selectively mute, I'm sorry again. Its very nice to meet all of you!"

Everyone around you slowly read the notepad and all turned back to look at you. Charlie and Vaggie looked very apologetic, the spider just shrugged his shoulders, the mini one just continued to smile at you, but more softly this time, and the cat demon just continued to drink from the bar. The man in red, or Alastor as they called him, continued to smile at you, seeming unfazed by what you wrote, but you noticed his eyes soften a bit, but he made sure to hide it from the others. "Oh! I'm sorry if we made you uncomfortable." Charlie began to bow her head, but you waved your hands, letting her know it was alright. Charlie raised her head, and soon her frown turned back into a bright smile: "Oh yes, let me introduce everyone! This is Vaggie, my girlfriend. The spider next to you is Angel Dust. Niffty is the small cute one. Husk is the one at the bar, and this is Alastor." You listened to all of the names Charlie said, and looked at everyone, while smiling and nodding your head. Angel Dust smirked while looking at you, turning you head to look at him: "You're quite a cutie aren't ya? I bet your voice sounds very sexy." Angel continued to wrap his arms around you, continuing to flirt with you, until Alastor's staff smacked him on the head. "Now my good fellow! It's not proper to talk that way to a lady! Please kindly remove yourself from them!" Alastor said, as he gazed at Angel, smiling still, but it looked more menacing this time. Angel let you go, while rubbing his head: "Satan F*** Al! You didn't have to hit me with that thing!" Vaggie then yelled at them both to be quiet, as she walked over to front desk and grabbed what looked like to be a room key. She walked back and handed it to you, telling you that your room is on the fourth floor and you can go up there and get settled. Nodding your head as a thank you, you began to walk over to one of the elevators and made your way to your room.

Arriving in your room, you scanned around the interior. The room had some dust and cobwebs, but a little cleaning would help with that. The room was decorated in a maroon red, with a large bed with black sheets, two large windows with curtains, a bathroom and a very wide closet. It almost felt like you got the home suite, which made you feel guilty as you really didn't need a extravagant room like this. Still in thought, you were alerted by a rhythmic knock on your door. Walking over, you looked in the peephole to see Al standing there with his big smile. Opening the door, you nodded your head at Alastor, as he smiled down at you. "Hello again my dear! I was wondering if you had time to chat!"

***Alastor POV***

The quiet sinner nodded her head at Al, while opening the door, allowing me to come in. How adorable! He thought, while making his over to the center of the room and turning back to look at them. "Now my dear! I am here wanting to apologize for how I acted in the lobby! I wasn't behaving like a proper gentleman and I understand if I made you uncomfortable, so let me offer you my sincerest apologies! Let's start over from the beginning, shall we?" Alastor bowed his head a bit, as a sign of him apologizing, and extending his hand out in a handshake. You appeared taken aback in Alastor's eyes, ,but you gave him a soft smile and shook his hand. Once you finished shaking hands, you grabbed the notepad and pen again and began to write to Al, as he gazed at you, wondering what you were writing before you turned the notepad around. Alastor leaned closer, and began to read the message:

"It is alright, Alastor. There is no need for you to apologize. And besides, I'm the one that should apologize for not answering your question when you asked me."

Alastor finished reading, and turned his eyes towards you. His sharp smile slowly turned into a soft grin and his glowing eyes had softened. "Don't worry about that my dear! Now I take it since you will have just arrived in Hell, you are lacking some necessities correct?" Alastor had moved away from you, as he continued to talk while walking around your room. Turning back to you, you gave him a small nod. "Then we will head to the city! Me and Charlie can accompany you! What do you think?" he said, as he turned back to you, with his large grin coming back. Nodding your head at Alastor was his indication that you accepted. Smiling wider, Alastor turned back to you, as he made his way to your door. "It feels that I have extended my stay, so I will leave you be darling! Do make yourself comfortable!" he said, as turned his head back to you. Pulling out the pad again, you wrote down another message and showed it to Al.

"Thank you."

"Your welcome my dear! Have a pleasant evening! Also don't forget to head to the kitchen later! My mother's famous jambalaya is on the menu for tonight! So good, it nearly killed her! HAHA!" , Laughing out his response, Al watched as he saw you give him a smile, a real smile this time. "My! What a gorgeous smile!" He thought, as he bid you adieu and made his way back to the lobby. As he made his way back, Alastor stopped and thought about you. Puzzling was a word he used to describe you. He had never encountered a sinner down here who chose to not speak while having the ability to do so. He mostly assumed you were terrified of him, due to his status as "The Radio Demon. Most feared overlord in Hell.", but that wasn't the case. Something about you made him feel odd, hell he even apologized to you, which he would never do given his massive pride/ego, so he wondered why. Seeing you write on the notepad and apologizing for not responding normally, made his heart ache. Why should you apologize for something like that? Realizing he had stopped in the middle of the hallway, he carried on back to the others, still thinking about you and also how would your voice sound when you spoke out loud. Alastor smiled wider, as he thought you were going to be a very special and entertaining sinner here at the hotel.

Part 2 of the story is Here

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@swiblettheduk posted another snippet of his pentious cover

Of course I had to share it!!!

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Can I ask for a request: Do you know that Hazbin Hotel of shot of Chaggie staring down angrily at Lute at end of the season 1 finale? Like how pissed off Charlie looks to the point fo going into her demon mode while protectively holding Vaggie and how Charlie was willing to show pity/mercy to Adam but appears able to hold back her anger at Lute as well as showing no semblance of pity to the angel. I respectfully ask for your thoughts.

MY thoughts are always GAy

but 'm also a story nit picker so this'll be the GAY and the Canonical,

Q "Charlie got demon-y at Adam too and Charlie didn't actually try killing Lute or anything, so what's even the difference here"

the difference is Context.

Demon Charlie happens when upsetting things happen around Charlie. Hearing people say they like killing sinners and will keep doing it for fun makes her go demon, people hurting her friends in front of her makes her go demon.

Adam killing Pentious made her EXLPODE into demon and go after him. Fighting with him kept her in demon mode. Those are EXTERNAL, OUTSIDE, totally normal REACTIONS Charlie has to people being assholes around her or putting others in danger. There's always a clear source for what's making Charlie get horny in a bad way and it's always something someone else is Actively Doing in front of her.

Except....

Except for that time Lute was just There, existing, and that made Charlie full on hell demon pissed.

So the Lute thing is pretty clearly one of the rare, or only, times Charlie's anger comes from herself. Not an immediate reaction to something that's happening. A rage from what has happened and cant be changed or what might happen but isn't in danger of happening right now

Which COULD (almost) make canonical sense in a totally none chaggie way

Because while Adam did kill Pentious (who got a memorial portrait in the hotel) right in front of Charlie, and that is Charlie's friend that died, Pentious only just barely started being part of Charlie's life before then.

She clearly cared for and loved the snake guy, cried for him, fought the first man for murdering him, but yeah. It's not the same as losing someone who's been there basically your whole life.

Like Dazzle.

Lute killed DAZZLE (who got a giant gold memorial statue in front of the hotel), and Dazzle has been one half of Charlie's only constant support system since she was a kid.

We don't see much of it but all we do see and hear point to R&D being her childhood buddies, her helpers, butlers, guard dogs, the ones handing her tissues when she's crying over the first big shake up in her relationship with Vaggie.

Losing Dazzle is like, a bit of Charlie getting shot out of the sky and stabbed in the heart. Like part of her home being destroyed in a way that can't be rebuilt. She's gone through losing both her parents either emotionally or physically at some point and just got through being terrified the same thing was happening with her girlfriend-

And then one of the two little goat demons who've been there for her through ALL of THAT is killed. Permanently. Just gone.

That might be why Charlie is so pissed at Lute for daring to breathe.

But.

BUT.

The canon visuals show something else.

Because as you said, Charlie's isn't just standing around randomly while she's glaring demon horns and hellfire at the woman who killed Dazzle.

She's actually standing next to her girlfriend, with an arm around Vaggie

Vaggie who is BLEEDING after her fight with Lute.

Now you can look at the inertia of the plot and characters and say "probably Charlie knows Lute took Vaggie's wings and eye"

you can assume "they meet up at the hotel and Charlie at some point asks her gf if the nice wings are something Vaggie's also been hiding from her all this time, and Vaggie probably says something like uh no they're kinda new my old ones got ripped off and Charlie goes wait WHAT-"

or

"chaggie has a talk about how Vaggie stopped being an exorcist now that Vaggie doesn't to hide it anymore" or "Charlie is no longer panicking about Vaggie being an angel she's panicking bc her angel girlfriend was down in hell and had just LOST AN EYE when Charlie met her and HOW did that even happen WHY did no one in heaven ever come looking for her-"

We could look at the rest of the show, admit that neither Charlie nor Vaggie nor their relationship is a main interest or passion of the show creators, in either time spent or even animation qaulity, shrug, and fill in the gaps that get skipped over as a result.

If we do THAT, then-

Charlie in that moment is glaring at the angel who mutilated and abandoned the woman she loves.

And maybe if Charlie wasn't busy holding Vaggie at the time, she might be laying much more violent hands on Lute. Angels can apparently take quite a beating after all.

On the other hand, going purely by canon-

Vaggie is covered in blood some of which is definitely her own and Charlie (who'd been fighting back to back with gf up till then) knows that was definitely not true until Lute one-shotted Dazzle to drop Vaggie out of the sky for a 1v1.

The fact that Lute ended up losing a whole arm after starting shit with Vaggie doesn't seem to have made Charlie any happier about the "Lute keeps killing or trying to kill my FAMILY" thing

what are my overall thoughts...

If you watch season 2 waiting for some Charlie throwing down with Lute catharsis, I wouldn't hold my breath.

very likely her demon glare at lute wasn't even important enough to remember animating in, or it was a continuity error and she wasn't supposed to be demon looking in that moment but whoops. so the Charlie hates Lute thing might not be very canon and them having a chat about it probably won't be given screen time for

if it does happen, 50/50 it'll only be about Dazzle's murder tho

the GAY part of my head says this:

maybe charlie goes demon mode while touching Vaggie's wings sometimes, and Vaggie worries it's the exorcist thing that's upsetting her, but it's not, and they don't talk about it for a long time because-

because Charlie's anger is supposed to be HOT and burning and it always has been before, lashing out on pure passion fueled by love. But when she looks at Lute or remembers what's been done to Vaggie.... she goes Cold on the inside, and quiet. Like she did in that moment right after the battle, with Lute no threat anymore and Vaggie safe at her side. The demon in her came out anyway. There was nothing to spark Charlie's anger then, just hard, freezing HATE. And that's new. And it scares Charlie.

maybe she also regrets not driving heavenly steel through Lute's heart right then, with Lute still tearstained and on her knees with back open and unguarded

maybe she sometimes she thinks about that, while touching her girlfriend's refound wings

maybe that'd be a side of herself Charlie didn't know she had.

a worse more awful version of the chill anger that came from hearing Vaggie kept secrets, and again coming from Vaggie in a way, the idea that she could have lied about loving Charlie paling to ashes next to the new freezing hell of this one reality- that Vaggie loves her, choses her, and could still be taken from Charlie

and Lute almost did that.

Lute would like to try doing it again.

so maybe there is one soul in creation that Charlie wants to see Dead

(vaggie spared lute's life though. gotta respect the recovering murder angel gf's efforts towards self improvement) (i guess)

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I'm holding up my hands like a little kid waiting for candy and am asking for some more vamp!chloe beale headcanons pretty please

PHEW the way i saved this ask for last bc i am READY to give you a lil treat rolo (im so glad there's people also feral for vamp!chloe):

inspired from cheapthrillsbeca's fic(s)

chloe can tell how the person that she's drinking the blood from is feeling. like if they're scared, horny, on cloud nine, etc

chloe can walk in the daylight. "evolution" is the best response HAHA cuz like dude it's the 21st century come on now-

(but maybe she would need like high spf sunscreen or an umbrella or shades or something if she has a beach day or anything like that where she would be in harsh direct sunlight for long periods of time, otherwise she would get vampire sunburn/major headache if not)

she CAN drink human blood and it DOES taste amazing to her but she usually drinks animal blood unless someone specifically requests to be bitten and drank from (but more about this below)

they def (bechloe) have HEAVY make-out sessions/rut when she drinks from beca ADFGHJSK and beca is desperate/horny for it

chloe doesn't need human food to survive. i think it's kind of like. a snack sorta thing for her. like a kitkat. like you cant get full from it but you can enjoy the taste and share the activity (eating human food) with friends and catch up w them

OKAY MY OWN

vampires are inherently sexual and hot. i personally believe that in order for them to "allure" their "prey" they have to have some kind of strong pull of attraction radiating from them, almost magnetic, esp towards people that they also find attractive, so that it makes it easier to... yknow :)

even tho it was mainly for pp spookfest my fic implies that chloe has this. like. hunger on halloween every year for human blood. bc like that line from hocus pocus: "halloween is the one night of the year where the spirits of the dead can return to earth", and like. y'know? the one night of the year where chloe feels particularly inhuman/undead ig. she becomes a tiny bit feral (kind of like the vampire version of hangry for us)

(beca counts the days down till halloween for this reason^^)

her fangs don't exactly retract? or protrude. they just sort of sit there in her mouth. but they extend and become sharper when drinking human blood. or when she wants to. (bc just bc she won't until she gets consent or when it's halloween and she needs it doesn't mean that she doesn't crave it from time to time lmao.) like basically her fangs are just sharper than her surrounding teeth (i have two teeth that are sharper than the others lmao so this is not that farfetched) but it's not super noticeable until you get really close but they will become even pointy-er and longer when she's drinking/thinking about drinking (for those hazbin hotel watchers out there this is the same concept as charlie shifting into demon mode whenever she's super mad, upset, frustrated, and im assuming Excited as well :))

oh also her eyes kind of shine when the whole fang thing happens

havent decided when she's Turned yet but hmm 1970s? during the wars? what do we think yall

super flirty bc "they won't last anyway so might as well as fun while they do" and "i'll outlive them so might as well fill every second with love" kinda thing. but then beca comes alongg teehee

that's it for now!! but open to thinking more about it :33

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What the Hell? [SEASON FINALE] PREVIEW

A young lady who was a model lived on earth ended in a tragic way.. and ended up in hell somehow? While she cant hurt a fly.. Right?

Release date: 02/02/24 [Pushed back to 03/02/24 because Editing]

Check the rest out while you wait! [Hazbin/Helluva Masterlist]

Warning; SPOILERS FOR EP 8, Blood, violence , death, cursing

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I needed an explanation, like right now... teleporting to The Hazbin Hotel's front doors, looking around seeing Sinners train for something? Slamming open the door seeing Charlie standing there " Perfect timing! i need,i mean we need your help" She said running to me. "Charlie." I said seriously " Where is Husk? '' I asked. She pointed at the bar. Storming to Husk behind the bar serving the crew.

" Why didn't you tell me.. all those years.'' I cried, my hands shaking. "Why didn't you tell me about-" Before I could finish he kissed me. "I'm sorry.." he broke to kiss with his ears down. " Let's spend our final night together.." He hugged me. " FInal night?" My breath is shaky.

" What do you mean.." I looked at Angel. He came over and hugged me too. "There's coming here. Tomorrow." My heart did a somersault. " You guys are fighting back.." I looked at Charlie as they let go of the long hug. "We need your help.." She said, holding my shaking hand. " Now more than ever." I looked around as I saw how many brave sinners are going to risk their lives for this hotel.

" If we're going to do this. We need to look fierce and fabulous "I said, moving my hands around as needles and fabrics flew up.

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If you've seen Hazbin Hotel - Emily and Charlie have a girls night that may or may not upset Vaggie... a lot.

(Yes, I have seen Hazbin Hotel, so I hope you enjoy this little drabble)

Vaggie paused as she watched Charlie do her makeup, trying to think if there was anything she was missing. It wasnt an anniversary, that still wasnt for a few months. Though she was certain it wasnt any sort of event for the hotel, otherwise Charlie would be making a bigger fuss about how everything looked. No, this was something different. 

“So,” Vaggie started. “What’s the occasion?” 

Charlie finished putting on her make up and started to brush her hair again. “Well, remember when we went to Heaven to try to stop the exterminations and get them onboard with our hotel?” 

“Why do I feel like I’m not going to like this?” 

“Emily invited me back up for a girl’s night.” 

“Wait, what!?” Vaggie made her way over to Charlie, not quite sure she heard her correctly. “Why would you want to go back up to Heaven?” 

“Because I think Emily will be a great friend to have,” Charlie answered as she finished brushing her hair. “And… I think she really does believe that our idea can work. So if being friends with her means making an ally up there, then I dont see why I shouldnt hang out with her.” 

Vaggie sighed and sat down, watching Charlie as she finished getting ready for her girl’s night. “Then you shouldnt go alone. Someone should go with you-” 

“I cant bring Alastor, Angel, or Husk for a girl’s night, Nifty is a bit too… and you… if I take you up there, then who’ll watch the hotel while I’m gone?” 

“Since your dad is sticking around with us, I figured he could.” 

“You remember what happened the last time we left him and Alastor alone, right?” Charlie gave a small smile as she finished up. “Besides, you’re the only one I trust to keep the hotel running while I’m gone. And its only for a night, I’ll be back by morning.” 

“Wait, cant we talk about this before you go?” Vaggie asked as a portal to heaven opened up next to Charlie, standing up and putting a hand on her shoulder. “I really dont want you to go alone.” 

“I promise, I’ll be fine.” 

Vaggie sighed as she felt Charlie kiss her forehead and rush into the portal. She watched the portal close, still a bit upset at her girlfriend for rushing off on her own and without telling her about it. It wasnt like her to keep something like this a secret, and if she wasnt going to accept any help to keep safe, then she was going to take things into her own hands. 

Vaggie quickly rushed out of Charlie’s room and started to make her way to Alistor’s, already running through her head how to get this favor without making a deal with him. When she reached his room, she knocked on the door, blood nearly freezing as she heard his voice. 

“Come in!” Alastor said, his voice almost a bit too cheerful. “I’ve been waiting for you, my dear.” 

Vaggie took a deep breath as she walked in. “Alastor, I need you-” 

“I know exactly why you’re here.” Alastor pulled away from his microphone and smiled at Vaggie. “And I can give you exactly what you want. For a price.” 

“I’m not here to make a deal, I just need a portal to Heaven. And I know you know a few people who can make that happen.” 

“And if not for a deal, then what do you plan to use for payment?” 

Vaggie paused for a moment, then smirked. “If you know why I’m here, then you know that Charlie’s in Heaven. And since you made a deal with her for a favor you still havent asked of her, I know that you’ll get me a portal to Heaven so I can keep her safe. Otherwise, if something happens to her, you lose that favor.” 

Alastor’s smile slowly lowered to as close to a frown as he’d let it, glaring at her. “Fine, but only so Charlie can make good on our deal.” He turned to look out his tower once more, his smile coming back. “Though, I’m sure Charlie wont like you following her if she didnt tell you that she was going there in the first place. If I’m going to get you a portal to Heaven, then we’re going to need to make you look less like you.” 

Vaggie hesitated for a moment as she watched Alastor’s shadow start to grow and a green glow started to come across the room. “A-and… what exactly do you have in mind?” 

“Oh dont worry my dear, this will only hurt for a second.”

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Hazbin Hotel Incorrect Quotes but Make it Vine

Adam: *Sliding down the stair rails* You're all going to hell, bye

Random "bad boy": *vaping*

Nifty: wooow

Lucifer at rubber duckies: Wow, look at all those chickens

Sir Pentious: *dancing to take me on then turns around*(braces girl vine)

Angel Dust: How much money do you have?

Sir Pentious: 69 cents

Angel Dust: oh, you know what that means

Sir Pentious: *teary-eyed* I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets

Charlie trying to do team building exercises: Angel has 19 bottles of dish soap and he gives Vaggie-

Sir Pentious: Why does Angel have so many bottles of soap?

Angel Dust: MIND YO BUSINESS PENTIOUS

Adam: Alright, Charlie[class] you can do[be] anything you want

Charlie: I wanna bring sinners to heaven[be the president]

Adam: Aw, Charlie try a little bit smaller things

Charlie: BITCH YOU SAID I COULD BE ANYTHING I WANT

Alastor: *runs up to charlie*

Charlie: Daddy?

Lucifer: DOES HE LOOK LIKE-

Husker to Angel Dust: Has anyone ever told you you look like Beyonce?

Angel Dust: nah they usually tell me I look like Angel

Husker: Who the fuck is that?

Angel Dust: Me, ni-

Charlie: *singing* Oh yeah, wait a minute Mr. Podcast Man[postman]

Alastor going along with her shenanigans: *vocalizing* oooohoh yeah

Angel Dust: pinkywinky boom boom dance *starts shaking ass*

Angel Dust: Then in here, 2 shots of vodka *pours a half the bottle*

Charlie about Husk and Angel: *on the phone with Lucifer* And they were roomates!

Vox watching through his TVs: omg they were roomates

Alastor: *throws a frisbee towards the highway*

Lucifer: wHaT tHe FuCk, Alastor

Angel Dust venting in his room to Fat Nuggets about Valentino: GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING MONEY *throws doll against the wall*

Sir Pentious in that one song: oh hi, thanks for checking in on me, I'm ✨still a piece garbaaaage✨

Angel Dust: I'm being abused at work by Valentino[I spilled lipstick in your Valentino Bag]

Charlie: You're whawhawhawha being abused at work by Valentino?![You whawhawhawha spilled lipstick in my Valentino white bag]

Sir Pentious doing karaoke for one of Charlie's team building activities: till i cant no more, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOOOOR

Angel Dust: *tries to work*

Valentino: *punches him*

Angel Dust: ah, fuck, I can't believe you've done this

Charlie: Hey, I'm lesbian

Lucifer: I thought you were from hell[American]

Charlie trying to help Angel Dust ascend: There's only one thing worse than a (r-word)ist *pulls back paper*

Angel Dust: A child.

Charlie: No.

Angel Dust: AEAEAEAEAEAE

Valentino: WHY ARE YOU RUNNING WHY ARE YOU RUNNING

Adam when Charlie proposed for sinners to go to heaven: No off-topic questions. Because I don't want to. No. Denied. That's an off-topic question. You have been stopped.

Alastor: WHAT ARE THOOOOSE

Lucifer: They are my rubber duckies[crocs]!

Husker singing Loser Baby: *Pours a box of Life cereal and lemons fall out* well, when life gives you lemons

Angel Dust venting about Valentino: *beating up stuffed moth[elmo]* FUCKING DUMB ASS BITCH VALENTINO[elmo] I FUCKING HATE YOU

Lute when Adam died: Ms. Kesha? Ms. Kesha? Oh my fucking god she fucking dead

Angel Dust: Don't tell your mother

Husker: Kiss one another

Both: DIE FOR EACH OTHER

Alastor every time he almost dies: *disappears* I'm a bad bitch, you can't kill me

*The other hotel members casually taking a photo*

Charlie: Everybody say Hazbin Hotel[Colorado]

Sir Pentious: *comes from out of nowhere* I'M A GIRAFFE

[eternalera]

Some problems i had with the finale in hazbin hotel

now before i start i just wanna say that i absolutely love and adore this show with all of my heart but with that being said i can still recognize its flaws and god does it have some

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lets get one of the most obvious things out of the way first. charlie did literally nothing. she hit adam once or twice and he beat the shti out of her which was just a dumb excuse to have lucifer show up nad beat the shit out of him.

but more on that later. charlie is the main character and she only gets the motivation to go full 'god mode' when sir pentious dies? even then she didnt do anything. dazzle ends up dying but oh well its fine (or razzle i cant remember). she stabs adam once and even then he beats her up more than anything. hes powerful yes but charlie couldve put up more of a fight

she even has a song in episode 7 about taking charge but honestly... she doesnt really do that. actually sir pentious had a better arc than her and we hardly see him throughout the entire show

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sir pentious' death was fine we see him gearing up and it was kinda leading onto the big scene where he would take on adam but...

bro got obliterated in less than like a second and then adam made a joke off of it. tbh at this moment i started laughing so hard because goddamn was it hilarious but then you have charlie and the hotel mourning it like not even five seconds after- like half a second after the joke.

the tonal whiplash of that scene was just... ugh-

like i didnt care about it being serious because guess what? im already laughing at the joke like everything that i cared for about him just thrown into the gutter because guess what? haha funny :)

but for that to be what makes charlie go into her full form still makes me mad- ugh

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adams death was fine. he was killed by nifty so like- okay i guess. honestly i didnt really care for it. it was funny but then ONCE AGAIN you have lute cry over him and actually i cared more for that than nifty-

but its just like- nifty?

dont get me wrong its funny asf but... nifty? they treated both of what was meant to be serious deaths in this show as a goddamn joke and expect me to not call them out on it? like okay nifty shes a funny character but her killing adam just made me go though 3 different stages in the span of like- five seconds

bro just got stabbed wait what-

omg its nifty thats kinda funny

actually i dont really care for nifty so wtf-

like huh?

the death just kinda felt like... nothing to me. like i get thats its funny misogynistic asshole gets stabbed by crazy straight small bug woman. but i didnt really care for it. nfitys fine but i dont care about her enough for me to laugh out loud at this moment

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lucifer's entrance was horrible. bro can open portals, he knew what they were doing, he knew what was coming yet he comes in like- halfway through the fight only when charlie's getting hurt

all im sayin is that if he was in it at the start the final episode wouldve been like half the amount of time it actually was...

oh yeah and pentious would be alive, but no they needed him to die to show that the hotel works so why not just hold him off.

im sorry but lucifer stole all of charlies glamour in this scene like charlie was getting choked after hitting adam once and then boom. daddy to the rescue ig

like are you kidding me? at least make it fucking vaggie or smth. not lucifer and why was he late? we've pretty much established that man doesnt do shit so like-

its fucking pointless it a quick and pretty damn cheesy ending. if he wasnt there at the start we dont need him at the end. or at least have him arrive earlier not at a convenient ass time

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going back to the fact that NOT A SINGLE DEATH WAS TAKEN SERIOUSLY.

i know that sir pentious was coming back so its fine to make it a joke but like adam? bro thats your main villain right there. a show is only as good as its villain and honestly his death just wasnt satisfying (as i mentioned before)

like seriously wtf?

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this all being said though i really enjoyed this show with my whole heart and i do love it and some of the things that it did. the fact that this show even got out is a goddamn miracle <3

[faeyuh]

cant wait for a new era of alastor being a tumblr sexyman and the pounds of fanfic that i'll read every word of once hazbin hotel comes out on prime

[stardustpinkart]

Just started watching "Hazbin Hotel".... Im rather enjoying it! Good fun story as ever, adult jokes but not like TRYING too hard like some, like random swearword or dirty joke makes it funny, I do think its written smartly aswell as scarily, I mean, its HELL of course its full of the worst people. Vioce actors are doing a good job, some are even very good at mimicing there predecessors. Some are a bit more noticebly diffrent BUT still like, Keith David is cool as Husker hes got a great vioce nice to see him use it more, getting more out there. I LOVE how Angel uses pet names with everyone even the girls I WONDERED if he would or just men, and sides I love when people use pet names, whether its just be friendly or a hopeless flirt like Angel X3

Songs are good, animation is NOT as fluid as Helluva Boss, BUT still very good. Like in Owl house specials, they had one or two scenes where they had more frames but the rest was a lil more simply. Its not BAD or ugly or stupid, its good.

And I'm glad that this finally got off the ground. maybe took awhile but at least it DID. Sometimes projects get started but we ONLY get a pilot, and never see anything else. Not everything turns into a big thing. I honestly thought the FNAF movie was cancelled for ages as there was no news for years, but it did come out.

And we get to learn more and see the characters interact and do things. I think we all wanted to see them, so, YAY!! We finally do.

Also the retelling of how things came to be, adam and eve, yeah, thats good too. I mean why NOT, people often manipulate the "sacred tomes" in any religion to fit things, justify there hate. And making Adam an chad asshole honeslty explains the "women must be submissive" part of the bible. As a fictional way of course BUT yeah a lot of bible thumpers go on about that part along with god hates fags. Interesting way to make that WHY its that way Cant wait for more and I hope its not too short, ends too soon. Shows can get cancelled suddenly too so. I hope not

[polteban]

oc: project breaker

drawings i thought i'd save for "when i finish them", but i probably wont be "done" with them until after I finish reading Dante's Inferno and Paradise Lost so uh... posting them now since theyve already been waiting long enough.

these both originally started off with me thinking, "what if Hazbin Hotel specifically catered To Me?" which started out as the original characters, but once i made the jump to linking Lucifer with the Snow Queen... yeah these are completely different characters

reaaaaalllyy long discussion on Catholicism and Hazbin under the cut for the Thought Process behind these guys. hazbin fans look away because i am blending up your show 50 times and making a cake with it. thanks. everyone else please come into my house vv

Adam was more focused on him being the Original Sinner, and the idea that his spot in Heaven is "earned" because he's "fixing" his mistakes by killing sinners/consequences of the original sin. the whole idea of Persecution as a way of showing you're a Part of the Church. and because I think "the only way to get into heaven as a sinner is to constantly be suffering and condemn other people" would be really Interesting for the whole commentary on redemption/Catholicism.

ALSO i get the Raging Misogynist because hes the First Man but thats like.... kind of boring and not funny to me. I get the point of it but it just seems like an excuse to have an in-universe reason to name a character after the vagina. and also its just not funny. And i dont think focusing on the "Men are Violent and Strong and need women to calm them down and have something to protect 🥺thats why theres Man and Woman for Balance" would be funny either but Gender Essentialism is a concept that pisses me off to no end so i NEED to talk about it through characters. (or even, "If I was a Stronger Man, than I could've saved Eve from being tricked" for the Catholic Guilt and Misogyny combo)

ALSO ALSO i think if Hazbin!Adam made the excorcists through his own body (so its not just a bunch of Edgy Angels) i think that would add wayyy more interesting conflict between him and Vaggie ("you were born for this" "im your father so you have to listen to me". things like that because Subtlety is Dead). Also cough cough I feel like he should've taken Charlie more seriously because her dad is literally the person that "tricked" (in quotes because i dont think he MEANT to) him and Eve into Dooming Humanity so like.. what if shes acting all nice because its a trick >:/ or whatever (copying the next part from Discord because its still accurate to my thoughts)

in Dante's Inferno, lucifer/satan is at the very bottom of hell, in a frozen lake in the Snow Queen, the devil makes a mirror that makes people see only the bad of people. The snow queen takes a boy (sinner) to her domain (hell) where he is trapped there until the protagonist can free him with love lucifer (hazbin) gave free will to humanity, but after he gets banished and his wife leaves him he becomes depressed and self-isolates the thing with hazbin!lucifer that makes him 🤨 is that they just. make him a silly deadbeat dad?? i guess???? when like. what if because he can only see the worst parts of humanity he loses faith in humanity. like with his pride he doesn't think he did a mistake, but if he become cold and bitter and self isolated bc of that it would make him contrast WAY more with charlie. if you're gonna make him a deadbeat dad COMMIT to it!!!!!!! and then the ~devils influence~ that christians always talk about could be apathy and paranoia and responding with anger to love. he becomes the mirror that distorts people's views of themselves and others, making them believe that its in their nature to be evil, that they cant get better, that this is just how the world is

Lucifer in "WSE"/"We Sunk Eden" would basically be an entity that showed Adam and Eve their potential through the Mirror, giving them free will, but dooms humanity because of it. The Rain basically floods the World to the point where it becomes all ocean. It has enough important details.

If people want more information on WSE specifically, then I'll try to gather all my scattered notes on discord 👍

[hazbinswappedau]

CHAPTER TWO

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"Charlie! Come, come to me my little duckling!" Lucifer smiled, watching his little girl take her first steps towards him. Lucifer practically beamed, cheering her on as she finally made it to him.

Charlie was holding onto Lucifers arm, giggling in childish joy as she hugged him. Lucifer's eyes sparkled with adoration, wondering to himself how he was so lucky to be blessed with a daughter like her. What did he do to deserve her?

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Memory 1.

"Charlie! Come, come to me my little duckling!" Lucifer smiled, watching his little girl take her first steps towards him. Lucifer practically beamed, cheering her on as she finally made it to him.

Charlie was holding onto Lucifers arm, giggling in childish joy as she hugged him. Lucifer's eyes sparkled with adoration, wondering to himself how he was so lucky to be blessed with a daughter like her. What did he do to deserve her?

"Pa!" Charlie said, grabbing a teddy bear and putting it into Lucifers arms, making him chuckle as he put his forehead against hers.

"Pa is proud of you sweetheart. Very proud." Lucifer cooed, stroking her hair as he picked her up, lifting her into the air and pretending that she was a fairy.

Charlie gasped and squealed with happiness, listening to Lucifer make wind noises. She had the biggest smile on her face that made Lucifers heart explode with love. She was just too cute!

They just kept bonding, playing until Lilith walked in.

Memory end.

Lucifer was thinking about his family again as Adam and Vox argued. But then Molly appeared, snapping him out of it. Flipping her hair back, she walked into the hotel. Molly, the first and original resident, had just finished shooting an adult film and returned from the studio.

Letting out an exhausted sigh, she crashed into the couch, slicking back her untidy, messy hair while she took a long drag of her cigarette. Finishing the cig, Molly tossed it onto the floor carelessly, grinding it into the ground with the heel of her shoe, groaning. Molly had a long day, that was very clear...

Lucifer went up to her, patting her shoulder as he stared at her, concern etched onto his face. He wasn’t ever close to Molly, sure, but he cares about his residents no matter what. That’s what the hotel is for, after all. "Hey there. Had another long shoot, huh?" He said, gently smiling at her.

Molly only looked to the side, responding with: "Yeah.. no biggie though! It ain't like this is some shit I cant fuckin' handle anyw— Wait a sec. Oh my, you didn't tell me you invited some flings of yours over!" Molly suddenly got up, a smirk making its way onto her face as she walked towards Vox.

Vox looked at her with disdain and backed away with every step Molly took. Molly only giggled, covering her mouth as she does so. "Awh, and who are you sweetheart?" Molly purred, trailing a finger down Vox's chest.

Almost instantly, she got teleported 10 feet away, with a spiteful Vox scowling at her.

"Molly! Look, your stupid, but not that stupid. Come on! That’s the literal radio demon!" Lucifer exclaimed, gesturing to Vox with a hand.

"Never heard of him." Molly mumbled, grabbing a popsicle from the minifridge.

Lucifer facepalmed and turned to look at Velvette, who was busy ripping the wallpaper and redecorating the entire hotel. Obviously, Lucifer didn’t appreciate that at all and stormed towards her. Grabbing her by the shoulders, he stopped her from her continuous destruction.

"Stop destroying our hotel! I get its not your style but you dont just walk in here and-"

Velvette harshly kicked him away and snickered, crossing her arms as she looked at him rebelliously. "Oh please love, this place looks worse than a dumpster fire! You, Luci, in desperate needs of an update." Velvette grinned, ignoring the fact he’s glaring at her with a disapproving look.

Lucifer was basically running around back and fourth to scold the Vees.. He is not pleased with what they are doing. At all.

Lucifer pointed at Vox, jabbing his finger into his chest, "Sorry, Vox," Lucifer sarcastically said, practically hissing at him with hate and contempt, "But your servants are ruining my hotel! What in the world are you doing?!"

"Business! Adam accepted my plan, and... well, I’m helping your miserable hotel attract sinners!" Vox stated ever so egotistically, leaning closer to spit those words at him with derision.

Lucifer’s eye twitched ever so slightly and he turned his back on Vox, contemplating what to say without being mean. I mean, who dares to treat him like this? He’s the king of hell! How dare Vox treat him with mockery and lack of respect? Vox should know, Lucifer could snap his fingers and he'd disappear! Hes the ref!

"I... I’m the king of hell, you shithead! And you shouldn’t disrespect m-"

Vox interrupts, humming loudly as if to tell Lucifer he doesnt give two shits. Vox honestly just finds his attempts to gain control of the situation hilarious.

'Stop interrupting me, you tacky piece of-"

"Anyway! Valentino, how about you get to work instead of decorating your shitty shop with dildos!" Vox cheerfully said. Though, everyone could hear his patience wearing thin. Vox's voice got more static-y, more louder and more well, annoyed.

Valentino immediately dropped the dildo he was holding and instead, started organizing his shop. Vox was terrifying when he was pissed off, and Valentino did not want to get killed at the moment. How would he live without his vibrators?! He sniffled, tearing up as he gave the dildo on the floor one last kiss.

Vox's strained expression turned calm and he sat down, watching Velvette demolish the entire hotel and replace it to the Vee's liking. In all honesty, Vox had no intentions of changing the hotel at first, but then immediately realized how fun it would be to rile up the literal king of hell. And guess what? It was absolutely worth it.

Lucifer knew Vox. Lucifer knows its on purpose, and he despises Vox for it. Unfortunately, Adam with his kind, blessed heart wanted to give every sinner a shot. Even the ones who believed the hotel was a laughing stock, even the ones who ridiculed them. It was exasperating to see, naive little Adam get fooled so easily. Like a mouse walking into a mouse trap..

"Uh, so whats the shortie doin'? Why is she fuckin up our hotel?" Molly pointed to Velvette, who was busy still wrecking the hotel.

Obviously, Velvette ignored her as she was too focused on designing the hotel to her taste.

"Oh my god, you pigtailed lady. Could you stop?!" Lucifer yelled, which led to Velvette shouting back that quickly developed into a heated argument.

Molly sighed and shook her head, walking away from the scene. She was too worn out to deal with the newbies. Tossing her coat onto the couch, Molly removed her hair ties from her hair, throwing them onto the ground and went back to her room.

She definitely left a mess, a mess Velvette immediately noticed and started cleaning up. Velvette was sure to cuss out Molly for being so untidy!

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Molly tumbled into her room, collasping onto her bed as she closed her eyes. When will her boss let her rest, she thinks as she screams into her pillow, the cushion doing a fantastic job at muffling her frustrated screams as she slams her fist against the bed. Why is her boss like this? How could she have believed her boss's tricks and sold her soul?! Why could she never catch a break?!

Meow

Molly suddenly stopped in her state of anger and turned to look at Keekee, her pet cat. The little kitty walked over to Molly, her tail swaying in excitement. Keekee seemed happy to see Molly! Jumping onto Molly, she started rubbing her face against her arm, purring and meowing at her.

Molly's heart immediately melted and she scoops Keekee into her arms. Nuzzling her, she gently petted Keekee between her ears and smiled.

"Oh Kee, you never know how much ya make my day."

Molly smiled gently, holding Keekee up before bringing her close and nuzzling her nose. Bringing Keekee down onto her chest, Molly pat her head again and held her close.

Maybe Molly's dead life was horrible, but with Keekee by her side? Ehh, maybe not so much...

She just hopes she'll survive this mess, surviving this alongside Keekee. She cant afford to loose Keekee..

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Adam watched them bicker nonstop, sighing and walking off to find Lute.

Lute, his bestfriend that fell with him for defending the same thing, always supported him and helped him with all his plans. Adam was extremely thankful he found someone like her. All these thoughts led Adam to get all giddy, smiling ear to ear as he entered her room.

Despite Lute being cold and brutal, she never acted out of line towards Adam. After all, she runs the hotel with him and is his assistant. She was very calm and collected when around Adam.

As Adam entered the room, he noticed Lute was sharpening her swords. She knew he was trying to sneak up on her, so she turned around immediately.

"Nice try sir." She said, her tone indifferent as she lightly tapped his head with her sword.

Adam groaned and pouted, sitting on her bed with a disappointed look. "Your no fun dangertits. And fuckin' watch it! You'll chop my head in half."

"Sometimes I wish I could."

"Fuck you!"

"Oh, and have I informed you that we have a meeting with heaven tomorrow? Well.. you do, actually."

Suddenly the tension in the air got thicker, and Adam seemed baffled by what Lute said. Replaying what Lute said in his head a million times, he finally registered what she said and screamed:

"What?!"

End

Written by mod Shello

[fanficideasimtoolazytowrite]

alastor's children headcanaon pt 3

Hey, guys sorry I just dropped a bunch of headcananons that might not make sense. I had this idea of a fanfic but honestly cant find the time or motivation to stick with one plot line. so if things get messy sorry for it in advance. so far though in the story, Alastor just wants his fiance back. As far as he knows, he was so close to having it all and he isn't interested in letting it go. so his current plan is to wait for her to die and drag her down, or to get as much information on her he can till he can find a way back up or to get to heaven. he hasn't joined Hazbin Hotel yet, but he has become a force in hell. at the current moment where his family is at the manor, he is currently on his 7-year sabbatical. in this, I'm not sure if I want him trying to gain more leverage with Rue who has started to play hardball with him and no longer is as interested since she started to feel the presence of his children who just started to shine to her from earth. he is still not aware of them but is becoming more frustrated at his limitations. wanting that life he was so close to he hears about the happy hotel starting up and decides to pay them a visit.

back on earth, the manor's other worldly guests are becoming bolder. most days are quiet, flora and Archie now starting to take more notice of each other's presence than before. It has gotten to the point where they can even talk to some of them. there's a young couple that had unfortunately died by the woman in the lake when they accidentally got in her way during one of her strolls. She had dragged them into the water with her to drown. which is why they warn them to stay in their rooms at night because they don't know when she might be out. they seemed nice, but Archie wanted to keep their distance. he didn't like how they seemed to take turns possessing their friend so much. She said it was fine, but he didn't like that you couldn't tell if he was speaking with her or one of them. Flora still prefers to play in the gardens with her friend while Archie now takes a more serious approach to the lake. he doesn't throw rocks at them anymore, afraid that he might wake her. instead choosing to sit and read or to stare at the waters. almost like he's on guard duty. wondering if maybe the lady is watching him back. his mother spends most of her day just cleaning and cooking. taking care of a large manor almost by herself is a lot, but she starts to bond with the gardener. since he gives the young girl flowers to play with and spends time with her son when he's out by the pond weeding. he's a quiet man, mourning the loss of his own wife who had passed during childbirth to their own daughter. they bond over their losses, but every moment they share is cut short before shy smiles or tinkle eyes can grow.

somthing terrible is about to happen, which is why dun dun a dun

HELLUVA BOSS

back in hell, some of the folks had died by Alastor hands and hadn't been foolish enough to try and go against him right off the bat when he first arrived, but instead, they chose to wait. When they got word that IMP was taking clients for people who wanted revenge on the living they remembered that Alastor had a fiance who was all alone now. they hired IMP to kill her and that is when the main story starts.

back on earth, the children are playing inside the manor when their mother comes in and tells them to start getting ready for bed. as they go off, she looks up to see their toys left behind and she goes to clean up, when she stands up though she sees a shadowy figure standing outside staring at her. she jumped and screamed. she grabbed the fire poker and ran outside to get whoever was there out, but when she got outside there was no one. she looked around there was no sign that anyone had even been around. turning around back into the house she double-locked the doors, but had she taken a moment more, she would have seen a lone figure making its way across the gardens to the manor. she ran to check on the kids when she heard a bang in one of the rooms on the upper floors. figuring it was one of the kids she went to go check it out more, but as she opened the door the window was left open and a paper weight had fallen down. she huffed and closed the window before closing the door. if she had checked the room more she would have found 3 Imps from hell hiding in the closet. Blitz gave a hard look at Moxie for knocking over the ornament when he shimmied in.

"Boss, I'm not sure about this. It's a family here, and she seems alone."

"Yeah, well that sure makes this easier then. what the client wants the client gets."

"Sure boss, but she doesn't seem like a bad person."

"Well moxie, just because she manage to pop out a couple of kids and feeds them and walks them doesn't make her a good person. now the client wants her taken care of and that's what we will do! now let go!" moxie still held many reservations but let Blitz make most of the moves going forward. they snuck together as Mille got distracted by a figure hiding down the hall. she went to check it out to make sure that it was indeed just the 4 humans in this house.

MANOR POV

after she had put the fire poker back she went to check on the kids again. She could hear them chatting happily in the bathroom down the hall, and when she was walking down the hall she walked past a well-dressed man. it took her a moment for her mind to process what she had seen, but she stopped in her tracks, turned around, and tried to lean in to see if she had truly seen him. She could see the edges of his form. standing against the wall smoking a cigarette, when he realized that she was staring at him, he gave her a crooked smile, and said,

" what not like they can kill me now?"

turning around she ran down the hall to the kids, getting into the bathroom she slammed the door shut and locked the door. the kids looked up to her in shock and worry.

"Mum, what's wrong?" Archie asked.

she bent down to them and held the door back just in case someone tried to force it open. downstairs she heard another loud bang against the front door and some cursing. then running footsteps.

"OK, everyone, just listen and do what I ask and everything is going to be ok. there are people in the house that aren't supposed to be here. so when I open this door you're going to close it and lock it. don't open it till you hear me call to you. I'm going to get the keys to the gardener truck and when I say come, make sure no one is there and then run down to me. don't look, don't stop, and don't listen to anyone but me. got it?" the children looked on with fear but nodded at her. She took a breath to calm her nerves before turning around to the door and peeking out. there was no sign of anyone, so she swiftly pressed against the door to be sure that the door was firmly closed.

running down the stairs she reached the kitchen, where she had to quickly duck down bc she saw a small red thing in the closet cursing. she reached blindly for the hooks, hitting the dangly keys and having them jingle. she quickly grabbed them and ducked back down, before the red thing looked up. she snuck around the kitchen table as the red thing walked around. avoiding being seen, she saw that the red thing looked to be just as spooked as she was. checking shadows and listening for anything. Another bang from the door announced that whatever it was had finally managed to force the doors open.

"shit" the little red thing muttered under her breath. it ran to the front of the building and a cacophony of screaming, cursing, and things being toppled over was her signal to stand up.

"You might want to get going soon love. She is here now and you guys are in her way. don't want to end up like us." a young lady dressed in black stood in the corner staring at her now. with fear running through her veins she ran past her towards the back door and into the gardens, she hopped into the car revved the engine, and drove through the bushes to the front door. hoping out the second she reached the wide open doors. running inside.

on the inside the children waited for their mother to call out to them.

"Sofia?" a voice called out beyond the door. the twins turned to their friend in wonder. it was a voice calling out to her, but it wasn't their mother.

"We are not going out there. that wasn't mum." Flora said as she double-checked the lock. still firmly turned.

"That's my mother though. maybe she came back because of the ghosts here. she's here to save us."

" no, we need to wait for our mum. She will call us and then we have to go down to the truth as fast as possible."

"But what if it's the lady? what if she got your mum and now it's my mother that has come to save us."

"Still we should wait."

"No, I want to take a quick peek. if it's not her I'll shut it quickly. promise."

a moment passed before Flora stepped aside and let her take her peak. Sophia took her moment and gathered her courage before unlocking the door and opening it a crack. pitch black was all that was seen before the door was barged right open by a red thing wearing a skull suit.

"Shit! Don't you guys know how to lock the bathroom door? well fuck it's a whole nursery in here huh?"

Archie reacted first. grabbing whatever he could reach and chucking it at the red imp's head as hard as he could. the girls screamed and ran out of the bathroom, the red imp cursing them out as Archie continued to chuck things at him. running out they saw that the doors flew open at that moment and the lady from the lake walked in. Her path unapeaded as she caught sight of the girls on the upper floor. they screamed and ran down the hall back to Sophie's room while the female imp ran to the front door. she took a swing at the woman but went right through her. leaving her in shudders.

the woman walked up the floor, signing her tune as the children locked their bedroom, trying to stifle the panicked breaths. sophie hid in her closet while the twins gathered themselves under her bed. the twins covered each other's mouths as they waited with bated breath as steady footsteps and her melody came closer and closer. both wishing to hear their mothers call from below.

the door banged open and the twins crouched further under the bed.

We lay my love and I beneath the weeping willow But now alone I lie and weep beside the tree

Singing "Oh willow waly" by the tree that weeps with me Singing "Oh willow waly" till my lover return to me

We lay my love and I beneath the weeping willow A broken heart have I. Oh willow I die, oh willow I die

they listened to her singing lowly and watched her mudded feet walk past them. holding their breath they watched as the closet door was wretched open and their friend let out a terrified yelp. the lady looked down at her curiously before bending down picking her up and walking away. the room fell silent for a moment before Archie pulled himself and Flora out from under the bed.

Archie ran to the doorway and saw his terrified friend being carried away by the woman.

"Flora, go get mom. I'm going to try to get her to drop Sophie."

"Ok."

"We got this." not sure who he was trying to convenience. they both ran down the staircase passing the red imps that had stopped to gather their beings. flora ran towards the gardens to get her mother while Archie ran toward the lake. he caught up with Sophie and the lake lady. he tried grabbing her arms and pulling her away from Sophie, but she just backhanded him to the ground. standing back up he ran up on her and with all his might ran into her. but he went right through her this time, but he managed to also bring Sophie with him to the ground. the lady paused in her walking. looking between Sophie and Archie. A moment of silent contemplation was had and she swiftly made her way to Archie, picking him up the same way she had with Sophie. now stuck in her place and being held by iron bars Archie wasn't able to escape.

"Sophie! Please! GO GET MY MUM! PLEASE SOPHIE!" Archie pleaded for his friend to snap out of her shock and to get his mother. She nodded solemnly and slowly got up before dashing back to the manor.

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I just want to appreciate this great time for content hungry little fandom obsessed self.

With The Magnus Protocol coming out and Hazbin Hotel being released and the Percy Jackson tv show being up and running.

Its just so beautiful I long for these days to never end I need the content to be injected directly into my veins I am rewatching and relistening to everything a thousand times until a new episode drops. I cant wait for more I need more

more

content

nomnomnommnom

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HAZBIN HOTEL TRAILER?!

HAZBIN HOTEL TRAILER RELEASED THIS IS NOT A DRILL

IT LOOKS SO GOOD! AHHHH! I CANT WAIT FOR IT TO COME OUT!

I also really want to draw Lucifer with his wings now because they look SO GOOD!