#Cheesy pepper gremlin

[babyrunsforfanfic]

Mom & Dad | s.h.

summary: in which you and steve talk about what the future holds for the two of you

steve harrington x fem!reader

warnings/tags: established relationship, FLUFF, i just wanted to write a really fluffy fluff piece ok ok, talk about babies like reader and steve cheesy go in depth about babies and their life ok, picture that one convo where steve is talking about his future 6 little nuggets but it’s with someone who wants that too, no bad things happened everyone is alive and well and no one is unalived my house my rules everybody, the reader is kind of golden retriever-esque and yeah, CASUAL DOMINANCE from steve bc uh have y’all seen him ik you have

wc: 1325ish

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steve harrington hummed as he rubbed his cheek against the top of your hand, a faint smile curved on his cheek. he peppered a couple of kisses on your knuckles, before you squealed as he nipped at one of your rings.

“you’re gonna crack a tooth!” you whined, leaning to jab at his side with your freed hand. steve let out a huff, before he pressed a soft kiss to your ring, and then dropping your joined hands to rest against your leg “stevie? ‘m love you.”

“i love you, pretty girl.” steve leaned across the center console of his car to press a soft kiss to your forehead, before he took to tapping on your knee. “was thinking about you today, when i took the gremlins to school this morning.”

“yeah?” you turned, eyes bright as you batted your eyelashes toward your boyfriend. “thinking of how pretty i am? how i so deserve a neopolitan milkshake?”

“you want to go to benny’s later don’t you?” steve quirked his brow, and you nodded with a grin as he let out a laugh. steve continued to laugh as he pulled out of your driveway. “god you’re so lucky you are ridiculously adorable.”

steve watched from the corner of his eye as you playfully huffed, dropping his hand and crossing your arms over your chest. it was only for a bit though, as you perked up seeing a yellow labrador retriever being walked along the sidewalk. steve came to a stop at the stop light, barely biting his smile back as you craned your neck behind you to keep an eye on the dog.

“can we get one when we live together?” your question fell so easily from your lips, that steve barely felt his heart skip. a car honking made steve move again, and he pressed back onto the gas as he started driving again.

“what, you want a lab?” steve questioned, and you nodded quickly, shyly smiling. “surprised you don’t want a golden retriever.”

“want one of those too.” you giggled, and steve watched from his peripheral as you folded one of your knees to your chest.

“put that down, not safe.” steve pressed his left hand firmly to the steering wheel, before flicking his thumb and pointer against your knee. “if we got into a wreck that’d hurt you, put your pretty leg down.”

you listened almost instantly, and instead grappled for steve’s hand, entwining his fingers with your own.

“figured maybe when we moved into a house, y’know?” you explained, tapping a finger against steve’s hand. “little yard, white picket fence that way our dogs could run around.”

“thought about this a lot, huh?” steve teased, and you nodded as he pulled into the parking lot of hawkins high school.

“yeah.” you shrugged, fiddling with the sleeve of the sweater steve had let you borrow. “figured we’d get settled down, i mean one day this’ll be us.”

you gestured around you, smiling as you looked to the middle school and high school buildings.

“we’ll be ugly brick buildings?” steve teased, and he grinned as he listened to you groan and throw your head against the headrest with a small thud.

“no!” you whined, waving your hands around in front of you. “one day we’ll have kids, y’know?”

“oh.” steve swallowed, before he sent you a faint smile. “and what’ll these kids be like?”

“oh my god- so, they’ll honestly be such nerds it won’t even be funny.” you giggled, eyes wide as you unrolled steve’s passenger side window. “but it’ll be okay because they might be little jocks- i mean they’ll be ours so they’ll be good, y’know?”

“like the party?” steve asked softly, and steve just watched as you let out a fond little sigh.

“of course like the party!” you grinned, an ear to ear thing that made steve’s heart ache. “they’ll be such smart asses, but our little smart asses! and they’ll have your hair-”

“but your eyes.” steve smoothly cut in, and he turned in his seat to be able to face you more.

“my eyes?” you repeated, and steve grinned wide as he propped his elbow on his center console so he could watch you. “really?”

“oh yeah.” steve leaned forward and pinched your nose playfully, reveling in the shy way you dipped your chin and batted your eyes at him. “and we’ll have a shitty camper van, travel every summer when they’re out of school and see the world.”

“how many?” you squealed, eyes wide, turning even more in your seat, barely noticing that steve undid your seatbelt so it wouldn’t bite into your neck. “like three boys and-”

“three girls.” steve grinned, leaning closer to you. “you, me, all of them loaded into a camper. drive around and see the rockies and the grand canyon, maybe even yellowstone.”

“end up in california!” you added, squealing as you grinned widely up at steve. steve hummed, a fond smile spread on his face as he wiggled his fingers into your side so you’d laugh again. “all of us harringtons could end up in a little beach-side town, learn how to surf and catch sand dollars.”

“yes!” steve grinned, leaning his head against his headrest so he could still look at you. “us and our little brood of harringtons.”

“i’d like that.” you nodded, tapping your fingertips against the back of steve’s hand. “oh my god us being on the pta and doing scouts!”

“you just want an excuse to keep boxes of girl scout cookies in the freezer.” steve teased, and he laughed when you didn’t make a move to deny it.

“oh my god, and we’d have a dog-” you grinned, thinking for a moment. “probably a fish.”

“a fish our kids begged us to get, but we end up taking care of.” steve joked and you nodded, a wide smile on your face. “and we’d gripe about us having to take care of it, but we really wouldn’t mind.”

“and we’d pay the neighbor’s kids to go and take care of them when we’re out of town.” you added, voice shy as you blinked up toward steve. “yeah?”

steve hummed leaning forward to curl one of his hands against your cheek. his thumb soothed gently across your cheekbone, following the swell of it as he nodded. he used his fingers to tilt your face up, his eyes focused on yours.

steve said nothing as he leaned forward and let out a soft sigh, before he brushed his lips across yours. you tasted sweet, like the bubblegum he kept specifically for you in his center console. you keened into his kiss, and steve couldn’t help the chuckle that escaped as he slid his free hand up so it could rest against the nape of your neck.

when you both pulled away, steve couldn’t help but smile at your kiss swollen pout. he leaned forward again and planted a softer kiss against your mouth, just in time to hear the school bell ring. you smiled shyly, pulling away from steve as you flipped the sun visor down. steve watched fondly as you used the mirror to right your hair, sliding a thumb under your lip to wipe away any smudged chapstick.

steve flipped the radio on, and sent you a wide smile as he tapped his fingers against the steering wheel. he smiled even wider somehow when you entwined the fingers of one of your hands with his, and he couldn’t help but pepper a couple more kisses along your knuckles.

yeah, he could see himself having a whole brood of harringtons.

ones with his hair, your eyes.

them calling you, mom and him, dad.

steve shook his head, unlocking the car as the party came into view. he listened to your squeal as you leaned out the car’s window- waving at the group of high school students frantically with your free hand.

yeah, he could definitely imagine that.

[melody-chan333]

Pizza Tower: Future Bosses (I worked my teenaged butt off on this so pls enjoy)

Name: Paprika

Age: 13

Gender: Female

Pronouns: She/Her

Race: 95% Pepper, 5% Cheeseslime

Sexuality: Lesbian

Friends: -Camilla Spaghetti (Currently) -Domino Spaghetti (Currently) -Flavia Spaghetti (Currently) -Noise Jr. -Fake Camilla -Fake Domino -Fake Flavia -Pizzahead (Formerly)

Enemies: -Camilla Spaghetti (Formerly) -Domino Spaghetti (Formerly) -Flavia Spaghetti (Formerly) -Pizzahead (Currently)

Family: -The Vigilante (Biological Father; Deceased) -Pepperman (Biological Father) -Popper Pepperman (Biological Great Grand-Father; Deceased) -Cheesy (Possible Older Brother) -Pine (Half Brother)

Crush/Love Interest: -Unnamed Girlfriend (Mentioned)

Description: Paprika is an artist like one of her fathers, Pepperman. She uses her big, magical paintbrush to make clones of herself and other attacks. When it comes to worst things, large or small, happens to her, she acts a drama queen.

Voice Claim: Vannamelon

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You already know this guy.

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Name: Noise Jr.

Age: 6

Gender: Male

Pronouns: He/They

Race: Gremlin

Sexuality: None yet

Friends: -Camilla Spaghetti (Currently) -Domino Spaghetti (Currently) -Flavia Spaghetti (Currently) -Paprika -Cheesy (on Noise Jr.'s side) -Fake Camilla -Fake Domino -Fake Flavia -Pizzahead (Formerly)

Enemies: -Camilla Spaghetti (Formerly) -Domino Spaghetti (Arch Nemesis; Formerly) -Flavia Spaghetti (Formerly) -Cheesy (on Cheesy's side) -Pizzahead (Formerly)

Family: -The Noise (Biological Father) -Noisette (Biological Mother) -King Noyz (Biological Grandfather; Unknown if deceased or still alive) -Unnamed Grandmother (Deceased) -Noiselody (Adopted Older Sister; Mentioned) -Pizzelle (Biological Aunt) -Pizzano (Biological Uncle)

Crush/Love Interest: None yet

Description: His defining traits being a striking resemblence of his father, hyperactive and mischievous personality, his expertise in mechanics and his heavy uses of the Noisemobile Jr., Noise Jr. annoys the Spaghetti Siblings a lot, especially Domino.

Voice Claim: Bowser Jr. (Super Mario Sunshine)

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Name: Fake Camilla

Age: ???

Gender: Unspecified

Pronouns: It/Its

Race: Sentient Doll

Sexuality: None yet

Friends: -Camilla Spaghetti (Currently) -Domino Spaghetti (Currently) -Flavia Spaghetti (Currently) -Paprika -Cheesy -Noise Jr. -Pizzahead (Formerly)

Enemies: -Camilla Spaghetti (Formerly) -Domino Spaghetti (Formerly) -Flavia Spaghetti (Formerly) -Pizzahead (Currently)

Family: -Feppino/Fake Peppino (Biological Mother) -6U574V0/Fake Gustavo (Biological Parent) -Peppino Clones (Numerous Biological Siblings) -Feppino Jr./Fake Peppino Jr. (Biological Older Sister) -Fake Domino (Biological Twin Brother) -Fake Flavia (Biological Younger Sibling)

Crush/Love Interest: None Yet

Description: [DESCRIPTION REDACTED]

Voice Claim: Bruh, it doesn't even have a voice, man.

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Name: Fake Domino

Age: ???

Gender: Male

Pronouns: He/It

Race: Frogmeleon

Sexuality: None Yet

Friends: -Camilla Spaghetti (Currently) -Domino Spaghetti (Currently) -Flavia Spaghetti (Currently) -Paprika -Cheesy -Noise Jr. -Pizzahead (Formerly)

Enemies: -Camilla Spaghetti (Formerly) -Domino Spaghetti (Formerly) -Flavia Spaghetti (Formerly) -Pizzahead (Currently)

Family: -Feppino/Fake Peppino (Biological Mother) -6U574V0/Fake Gustavo (Biological Parent) -Peppino Clones (Numerous Biological Siblings) -Feppino Jr./Fake Peppino Jr. (Biological Older Sister) -Fake Camilla (Biological Twin Sibling) -Fake Flavia (Biological Younger Sibling)

Crush/Love Interest: None yet

Description: [DESCRIPTION REDACTED]

Voice Claim: GIR (Invader Zim)

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Name: Fake Flavia

Age: ???

Gender: Unspecified

Pronouns: It/Its

Race: Killer Robot

Sexuality: None yet

Friends: -Camilla Spaghetti (Currently) -Domino Spaghetti (Currently) -Flavia Spaghetti (Currently) -Paprika -Cheesy -Noise Jr. -Pizzahead (Formerly)

Enemies: -Camilla Spaghetti (Formerly) -Domino Spaghetti (Formerly) -Flavia Spaghetti (Formerly) -Pizzahead (Currently)

Family: -Feppino/Fake Peppino (Biological Mother) -6U574V0/Fake Gustavo (Biological Parent) -Peppino Clones (Numerous Biological Siblings) -Feppino Jr./Fake Peppino Jr. (Biological Older Sister) -Fake Camilla (Biological Older Sibling) -Fake Domino (Biological Older Brother)

Crush/Love Interest: None yet

Description: [DESCRIPTION REDACTED]

Voice Claim: Doris 1 [Friendly] (WarioWare)

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Name: Totino Digiorno Jr. ("Pizza Jr.")

Age: 6

Gender: Male

Pronouns: He/It

Race: Pizzakind

Sexuality: Straight Ally

Friends: -Camilla Spaghetti -Domino Spaghetti -Flavia Spaghetti (Childhood Friend)

Enemies: None yet

Family: -Pizzahead (Creator/Biological Father) -Peppino Spaghetti (Father-in-law) -Gustavo (Father-in-law) -Camilla Spaghetti (Sister-in-law) -Domino Spaghetti (Brother-in-law)

Crush/Love Interest: -Flavia (Crush, then 4 years later, Girlfriend)

Description: The son of Pizzahead, and the current prince of the Tower, Pizza Jr. wonders around the Tower, but when he met Flavia, things start to get new to him.

Voice Claim: Unknown yet

[obesericewrites]

You should make @the-kingshound drag @jaunefleurwrites to the wedding for it to be interesting.

Ooo that would be fun!! When I’m giving some cake to @the-kingshound , both Cheesy and @jaunefleurwrites will be fist fighting on the dance floor with gremlins cheering!!

[asscrackcreed]

don't mind me spam liking bcs i need more French Frye stuff lol. anyways got any French Frye hc in ur head? spill em out!

jacob eats arnos leftovers

they both sleep topless a lot, arno tends to draw on jacobs back and it often leads to them falling asleep

jacob takes the blanket a lot which leads to a tug of war contest with arno whilst jacob sleeps

arno likes iced tea, jacob hates it and will complain while making it

jacob purposefully does cheesy stuff to get a reaction out of arno who always rolls his eyes before giggling and joining jacob i.e eating spaghetti together which leads to a kiss, pepper kisses up his arm to his face

it’s! too! hot! and yet jacob still wants to cuddle

jacob has slipped in the shower before and arno didn’t laugh

however arno has slipped before and jacob… definitely didn’t laugh… he swears he wasn’t laughing

jacobs slightly taller than arno maybe by an inch and he’d still call arno short

jacob loves arnos a s s and thighs

jacob has a folder on his camera roll labelled arno and it’s just the ugliest slips of him or of his ass (naked and clothed)

alternatively arno has a folder of the sexiest pics of jacob sexually and non-sexually, they’re just so aesthetically pleasing and so hotbsidowjdjak

jacob sends arno loads of tiktok’s of weird and funny shit, arno sends some too but it’s also a lot of art and fun things to do in the city type of stuff. jacob hears a lot of ‘we need to do this!!’. jacob ends up planning it as a surprise date which makes arno melt

jacob to edward: man my boyfriends the best

edward: listen i get it but you’ve been saying that every minute for the past half an hour

and

arno to edward: jacobs so sweet and thoughtful i-

edward: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST-

jacob has the best thighs to sit on

when they’re shopping and arno gets excited jacob can’t take his eyes off of him

a lot of face burying into necks

hyperactive gremlin boyfriend x aesthetic loser boyfriend

finishing each other’s sentences, somehow telepathically connecting e.g ‘i forgot what i was gonna say…’ ‘was it about a tiktok you were thinking about?’ ‘omg it was how did u know??!’

jacobs quite thicc round the torso and it makes him the best teddy bear but also a radiator

‘arno! i can’t find- oh thank you :)’

jacob asking arno to reach for smth just to see him stretch and stare at any exposed skin

thot horny boyfriend x thot horny boyfriend

‘omg arno… our 1 year and 8 month anniversary is next week…’

‘do you intend on celebrating every month?’

‘yeah?’

‘actually that’s not a bad idea’

jacobs always thinking of ridiculous shit and it doesn’t phase arno at all:

‘if we get married who’s wearing the dress?’

‘if you want to wear a dress just say that’

‘yes please’

jacob is also the type to say ‘if i was a worm’

‘jacob go to sleep’

‘not but if i was a worm’

‘if u don’t stfu the answers gonna be no’

[spideyspeaches]

Valentine ↬ p.p

A/N: this is so self indulgent and also happy Valentine's to the EST/PST timezone!!

If you saw me reposting this because I posted only half of it, no you didn't 🤔😘

Wc: 1.6k

Warnings: mentions of gummy bears (the one with cannabis), smut (mentioned) Mopey Peter XD

Summary: Peter Parker wanted to spend his Valentine's with the most beautiful girl in his college. But him being him, he chickened out last minute from asking you out, completely ruining his mood. Thank god for his roommate though and his girlfriend though. (This fic makes no sense nsdjjsjfj)

Pairing: College!Peter Parker x Reader (18+)

Masterlist

Cutie potatooie

Peter looked at the window outside of his room, the pitter patter of rain reverberating in his eardrums as he sunk down the soft mattress with a sigh.

One could say his sullen mood was because of the dull weather outside in New York city, or it could be because he didn't have a date for Valentine's.

It wasn't often that one caught Peter Parker sulking because he didn't have a Valentine date, it was a rare sight.

There was this one time he had asked Gwen Stacy out during the senior year of high school, but she ended up moving out to Oxford before they could celebrate the fourteenth of February. Things didn't really work out with Liz because of her dad and MJ, well he ended up becoming her awakening factor about her sexuality. He respected that, absolutely, he was even honoured that he was the reason she had the guts to come out as bisexual.

So he didn't really keep his hopes up in the dating department, up until he met You in college. MIT had a huge campus, and Peter Parker was ready to kiss the fates just for making him bump into you, the most beautiful girl he had ever come to know.

Call him dramatic because there are of course, other girls who were just as beautiful and attractive as You, but in his eyes, You were the most beautiful human to have ever walked earth. It was the sway of your hips and flick of your wrists that had him, capturing his heart enough for his brain to malfunction in your presence.

It was a shame that he hadn't asked you to be his Valentine for today's party. In his defence though, You didn't really know him well other than as a classmate, or your roommate's boyfriend's roommate, and he was a naturally shy person. He barely had the guts to talk to you when you were sitting right besides him during class.

"Come on man, how long are you going to sit there moping? You know I would ditch today's plans for you right? Claire would understand." His roommate, Cade said.

Cade had always been his best friend next to Ned (no one beat Ned in this race, god he fucking missed him. He missed May and Tony and Pepper and Morgan and Rhodey and the list went on and on, he was sad for another reason now).

"Okay Candace." Peter muttered, not looking up from his bag of gummies. He had a feeling they were stoner patch ones, but he didn't care. It wasn't like they were going to affect his metabolism anyways.

What he did care about was that he wasn't on a date with you today and it was completely his fault. He had been a bumbling bambling baffoon when he had gone to ask you out in the least cheesy way he could think of, and had ended up stuttering something along the lines of "roommate" and "date", just as the bell rang, cutting him off like the little gremlin it was.

"You know that's not my name Pete." Cade muttered, stealing some of the gummies before scrunching his nose and spitting them out with a muttered curse.

"Do I look like I fucking care?" Peter grumbled, wiping the lenses of his glasses on his sports t-shirt, nearly chucking them across the room when it just smudged the stain, wiping it with his cotten bedsheets instead.

"Well you gotta get up anyway, Macy's is having a special offer for the singles tonight." He said, snatching the bag from Peter's hand, who's scowled at him before flopping on his bed with a groan. He was definitely starting to feel the effects, but he knew it was temporary, probably would last an hour before he was back to his mopey self.

"Why do you have to remind me that I'm single when you have a girlfriend yourself?" Peter groaned, dragging a hand across his face, a murderous expression on his innocent little face.

"Sorry man I'm just trying to cheer you up! You know what? Come with me, I'll take you to Claire's dorm and then you can have a sleepover with Y/N, you can even play doll dress up but for the love of god, get up from that bed. How long has it been since you washed those sheets? They stink!" The darker man said, his voice taking a higher octave, pulling him by his leg to drag him out of the sheets.

Being the little shit he was, Peter scrunched his fists in the sheets, nearly tearing the seems off.

"I'm not five that you're setting me up on a playdate with your girlfriend's hot roommate."

"Well you're acting like you're five right now, and I will call aunt May if you don't get out of here right fucking now!"

"Okay okay jeez Candace calm your man tits will ya." He rolled his eyes, sitting up with a wince as his head gave a pound, the aftereffects already setting in.

And that's how he found his way through the girls dorm, with his roommate by his side as Cade navigated through the empty hallways, eerily silent in contrast of the loud banger music playing in the club below.

"Are you sure this is a good idea?" Peter whispered, clutching onto his friend's hand as if his life depended on it, the smell of wet grass and mud distracting him from his thoughts. The girls dorm had a really pretty garden, and he admired it as much as he could from his window without feeling the judgmental stares of the girls thinking he's another one of those pervs.

"Your over thinking is going to give you premature ulcers." Was his only response, flicking the doorbell you had installed in your dorm.

He swore his breath stopped when he heard the tell tale click of the door hatch clicking open, your face peeking out of the door as you let them both in.

You would be lying if you said that your heart didn't speed up when you saw Peter Parker standing outside of your dorm.

You weren't the kind to get jealous easily, but you were envious, maybe even a little (only a little, a little pinch) jealous of your roommate for having a boyfriend. You didn't usually pay attention to your relationship status, but you were only a little salty about the fact that you would not be spending the day of love with the person you've been in love with since you entered the campus of MIT.

You had thought of asking him out several times, saying fuck to gender roles, only to back out last second because you were not sure you would last a second without melting just by looking at his brown puppy eyes.

You gave yourself and him a last chance, hoping either of you would make a move to at least ask each other out on the fourteenth of fucking February, only to be disappointed when that didn't happen.

So you were excited when your roommate told you that your long time crush Peter Parker and you were going to be in the dorm together (alone), heart beating erratically as you saw his face come in your view.

"Hi." You said shyly, pursing your lips to suppress a chuckle as you saw his cheeks heat up, rose red blush rising up in the cutest way possible.

"Hi." He responded, his breath stuttering in the empty dorm.

A few minutes went in silence, him shifting awkwardly in his place as you tried not to look at his body. You couldn't believe the nerd was hiding all of this underneath hoodies and sweatshirts.

Damn, he's hot. You thought, realising that you said that out loud when he stuttered you a look.

"I didn't mean to say that out loud." You said, opening your mouth to apologise again, before he cut you off with a kiss. You were startled by the sensation of his soft lips, surprise leaving you too petrified to move your lips.

You counted up to five before you heard his trademark Peter Parker stuttering apology.

"Oh- I'm I'm so sorry I you don't have to kiss me this is my fault oh god I'm so stupid-"

And it was you who kissed him this time, mystified by the way your lips fitted with his perfectly, like a lock in a key ready to open.

In the end, your impatience won out, his wandering hands on the bare skin of your waist enough to send fire up your veins.

Your hands were all over him in a matter of seconds, your legs straddling his thighs as he kissed you ferociously, messing up both your and his hair.

"Here's to a happy fucking Valentine." You muttered against his lips, smiling as he snorted a response, tickling your slides with his slender fingers.

"Happy fucking Valentine to you too sweetheart." He whispered back, picking you up with ease and throwing you to the nearest bed.

"I hope this isn't going to be a one time thing." You said, watching him undress as you yourself removed your top and your shorts, leaving you in your undies and his in his boxers.

You knew he was muscular, but damn there was a whole another story going on under those clothes. Your mouth practically watered at his chisled abs, his smirk making your patience wean out as you scrambled to being him closer to you.

"I wasn't hoping it would." He said, kissing you softly this time, punctuating each word with a soft kiss. You gave a breathy moan, digging your fingers into his back muscles, realising in the way they moved, the thin chain now exposed as it sat cool on your skin.

"Good, cause I really really like you, Peter Parker."

"I really really like you too, Y/n, L/n."

A/N: what have I written 😪🤚

[ifmywishescametrue]

Ahh what about falling asleep on the other’s shoulder, maybe for tony + rhodey? Ty!

 i absolutely loved this prompt, so i hope that you like what i’ve done with it!! thank you for sending it  🥰

Their first date is as close to perfect as it comes, especially considering how Tony spent most of the time before it terrified it would be a disaster. He fretted over every little detail of his appearance and annoyed Pepper with just how many times he asked her if he looked okay. She looked ready to kick him out of her dorm room long before Rhodey showed up so they could walk together to the restaurant. It was almost like any other night between them, except Rhodey held his hand on the sidewalk and on top of the table, and then he kissed him in front of the door at the end of the date. 

That’s where it becomes a little awkward. 

Not the kiss, though. The kiss was all kinds of wonderful and spectacular and the fireworks Tony’s been hearing about for so long. But it’s awkward when they fully realize that the date is over, but they’re returning to the same apartment. Rhodey unlocks the door and gestures for Tony to walk inside first, and it’s even stranger to remember that usually at this point after a first date, he would always go wherever Rhodey was to tell him everything. But it’s hard to gush about an amazing night with the perfect guy when the perfect guy is the one you’d be telling it to. 

They hover in the entryway for a moment, eyes flitting between each other and anywhere else. There’s a smile on Rhodey’s face that he’s clearly trying to control, but he’s failing completely, and Tony knows his own must look the same. 

“So do you wanna watch a movie?” Tony finally asks, and Rhodey’s laughter makes him laugh, too. 

“Yeah,” he says, slipping his hand back into Tony’s. “That sounds nice.”

Tony grins, “Change into pajamas and meet back on the couch?”

Rhodey nods, and he lifts Tony’s hand to press a soft kiss to the back of it before letting go. Tony watches him go towards his bedroom, pretending that he wasn’t when Rhodey turns back in his doorway to look at him, but he doesn’t buy it. He laughs again and says, “Go change, dork.”

“That’s a mean thing to call your boyfriend,” Tony says teasingly, then freezes, eyes a little wide. One date doesn’t really make a boyfriend, and it’s premature to say. His mind starts to whirl with panic at having ruined everything already, only for everything to go abruptly quiet again when Rhodey teases back, “Fine, go change, darling.” 

Tony nose wrinkles, “Ew, no. Try something else.”

“Sweetheart?”

Tony shakes his head. 

“Honey?”

“You’re obviously the honey in this relationship, honey bear.”

Rhodey leans against his door frame, a wide smile on his face. “Cupcake?”

“Not really a fan.”

“Sugar?”

“Definitely not.”

“Lover?”

Tony laughs, “Not technically accurate.”

“We can change that, dearest,” Rhodey grins devilishly. 

“Not if you’re calling me that, we won’t,” Tony jokes, ignoring the little thrill the thought sends down his spine. He turns toward his bedroom and tosses a smile over his shoulder at Rhodey, who doesn’t make any sort of attempt to pretend he wasn’t staring. “Guess you’ll just have to keep trying.”

“Count on it, pumpkin.”

“Absolutely never,” Tony calls through his closed door. He starts to rifle through his dresser, searching for the sweatshirt he openly stole from Rhodey a few couple years back and the flannel pants that he ‘borrowed’ and ‘forgot’ to return to him last month. It doesn’t take him long to find them, close to the top from all the reuse, and he pulls them on quickly.

Rhodey is already waiting for him on the couch, similarly dressed for comfort, and there’s a soft expression on his face when he looks up at Tony. He opens his arms for Tony to slip into, wrapping him in warmth and murmuring in his ear, “Have I ever told you how much I like you in my clothes?”

“No,” Tony smiles, “but I think I’ve heard the exact opposite a few times.”

“I stand by the fact that you’re a terrible clothes stealing gremlin, but that doesn’t mean I don’t think you’re cute in them. It’s not mutually exclusive.”

Tony snuggles a little closer, muffling his laugh into Rhodey’s shoulder and watching as he flips through channels to find a movie to watch. “Gremlin isn’t a nice thing to call your boyfriend either.”

Rhodey hums, picking one of those old black and white movies that always remind Tony of weekends with his Aunt Peggy in the best way, then he asks, “Angel?”

Laughing, Tony says, “Neither of us believes that one.”

He keeps going with the nicknames while the movie plays, whispering them between scenes into Tony’s ear. “Sweet pea?”

“Your mom calls me that sometimes.”

Tony twines his fingers with Rhodey’s on his lap, adjusting his position to cuddle in even closer, while they laugh together at the movie. 

“What about sunshine?” he murmurs a few minutes later.

“Too cheesy.”

Tony’s eyes are starting to drift shut while they watch, too comfortable and warm like this to resist the pull of sleep. Rhodey’s other hand strokes through his hair, lulling him even deeper towards the sleep he’s trying to fight off.

“Buttercup?”

“Even cheesier.”

The characters on the screen have already broken up and gotten back together by the time Rhodey finally suggests, “Baby?”

“I like that one,” Tony smiles, letting his eyes fully close now. The last thing he feels before he falls asleep is the soft kiss on his forehead, and Rhodey’s arms wrapping him up tight.

[ratsoh-writes]

Hi! I have a random and stupid question, but do the skeletons like cheese? I will regret this later lol :3

Short answer: yes

Long answer:

Sans: his favorite is that nasty spray cheese crap

Papyrus: mozerella, duh

Star: his favorite sandwich cheese is classic cheddar

Honey: he likes Muenster

Red: pepper jack!

Edge: he likes sprinkling a little feta cheese on his dishes

Mal: also pepper jack

Cash: since his favorite food is pizza, it’s no suprise that cash likes mozerella

Oak: literally anything, he’ll eat it

Willow: he loves most sandwich cheeses but provolone is his favorite

Lord: any cheesy dip that you use on vegetable platters and lord will like it. Especially the herby kind

Mutt: he’s another bottomless pit. He’ll eat all of it

Wine: he really likes Brie. He’ll slice it and put it on fancy crackers

Coffee: strawberry cream cheese and bagels :D

Charm: he prefers sandwich melts and provolone is his cheese of choice

Sugar: blueberry cream cheese and crumpets :D

Pop: Swiss please

Rythm: he likes Gouda

Pluto: he’s also a fan of classic cheddar

Jupiter: he isn’t picky, if it melts easy then Jupiter likes it

Peaches and Rancher: goat cheese! From their own goats

Snipe: garlic and herb cream cheese with toast

Bruiser: he likes ricotta

G: nacho cheese :D

Green: he’s also a Brie fan

Butch: like sans, he’s a nasty gremlin who likes spray cheese

Boss: he likes strong tasting cheeses like goat and blue cheese

[justsomefluff]

Hey I love your work and I hope you're having a good day I just wanted to know if you could do a Ateez reaction to finding their wife and new born cuddled together in its crib

Thank you, my day is going well and I hope yours is too <3 AND Awww Ateez as dads though I cant :’(

I wrote this so that you both woke up in the middle of the night and you go check on the baby bc they were crying

Hongjoong:

Pretty much as soon as you said you’d be the one to go check on the kid he’s like zzzzzz

But if you’re gone for more than five minutes his body forces him awake

He just cant sleep right if you’re not there bc it’s like somethings missing

Immediately remembers that you went to soothe your crying baby and heads to the nursery

finds you kneeling on the ground next to the crib

you’d slid the one side of the crib down, and had your arms curled around your baby

your heads were touching just slightly

Joong goes so soft so fast

but he’s also so torn

like he’s got 3 things he wants to do

#1 being that he wants to get the camera to keep this moment forever

#2 he wants total you back to bed because you’ll definitely wake up stiff if you stay there all night

#3 he wants to sit right down next to you and join the family sleepover

so he takes care of the first option, snapping about a thousand pictures from several different angles

and then he resolves to sit with you for a while to enjoy the peace and intimacy of the moment before waking you up so you could head back to bed

Seonghwa:

Ateez as moms edition

every time you offer to be the one to go check on your baby in the middle of the night he feels so bad

like you’re home all the time and must be so exhausted from all the work that newborns take

but you know he’s exhausted from his own work and

to be honest, even if it is tiring, being with your baby is your favorite thing in the whole world (even in the not so fun moments)

But anyway, this time Seonghwa decided that he was going to go with you to the nursery

after a little snack and some soft cooing, the babies were out like a light

Babies? Plural? you may ask... yeah Seonghwa totally fell asleep too

and after a while you’d fall asleep too, leaning comfortably against the side of the crib, your pointer finger being squeezed tightly by your infant

after a while, Seonghwa will wake up just because being on the floor is uncomfortable

but he’ll see you and your baby sleeping so peacefully and he gets a little teary bc he feels like he’s witnessing the most beautiful thing in the world

overly at peace, and when he makes the decision that it’s time to carry you back to bed

he’s so reluctant because he could have honestly stayed there forever 

Yunho:

okay Yunho is such father material like they all are but I just get such “he’s gonna be a great dad” vibes from him

BUT ANYWAY

anytime your baby cries at night; it’s like the bat signal for him okay

like Superdad to the rescue!!!

but you always end up needing to go with him bc... I’ll just say your kid can EAT alright

like no matter the gender, they’re gonna be big like their dad okay

usually he leaves you two alone when you’re doing your thing because he gets too soft and he wants to cuddle you guys while your feeding your baby

but your kid’s also definitely got a favorite parent... spoiler alert: it’s Yunho

so he is no longer allowed in the room for feeding time bc the baby won't even pay attention if they see daddy awww

after a little while he comes back in to check on you

could actually explode when he sees you, sitting on the edge of the crib with your head tilted downwards cradling your baby in your arms

and Yunho’s the type to decide he’s bringing you both back to bed with him

and that’s exactly what he’ll do

and he stays up the whole night watching you because he’s too full of love and he can't sleep because of it

Yeosang:

Yeosang as a dad... can you hear me sobbing???? I mean seriously-

so he knows how hard it is for you to parent while he’s at work right?

that means he’s always gonna volunteer to be the one to do certain things when he is home

like even the super unpleasant stuff like diaper changes or if the baby burps up; he’s like I GOT THIS

he tries really hard to be a good father and a good husband at the same time

but sometimes, you tell him it’s okay to let you take care of the unpleasant stuff

so you decided it would be your turn to go check on the baby this time during the regularly scheduled 3am waterworks

but after 3 minutes, Yeosang’s like I GOTTA GO HELP

even if it’s a one person job, he’ll find a way

he’ll walk into the nursery just as you’ve finished swaddling your baby after a diaper change

you’re smiling softly and letting your infant play with your fingers, laughing sweetly every time your baby gurgles with joy

Not wanting to disturb you, but also having an intense need to be a part of the action, he heads towards you

wraps his arms around you from behind and sways you slowly from side to side until you both decide your baby is fast enough asleep that you can retreat back to your own room

San:

I think San is probably the most excited of all of them to be a parent; and again I’m sure all of them would be happy I just get a stronger vibe mkay

so with him, he’s never gonna not get up and check on the baby when they cry

if you hear any noise at all over the baby monitor and start to get up, he’s already running down the hall

like we’ve all seen that he hates waking up but he’d sacrifice his sleep for his kid any day

on the rare occasion that you do beat him to the nursery though, he’d literally be smiling as soon as he saw you

always asks, “How are we?” because he loves to emphasize that you’re a complete family now uwu

“We’re all good, Sannie” is his literal favorite thing to hear

especially if he’s had a bad day, hearing that is really his light at the end of the tunnel 

and that combined with the sight of the two loves of his life? 

his idea of perfection come to life

could honestly cry about it, he really could

and sometimes he does, he’s just too touched

constantly tells you how grateful he is to have you

I also feel like San is the kind of man to thank you for agreeing to accept a baby into your lives

like you really make all his dreams come true

Mingi:

don't get me started, if the baby cries in the middle of the night he’s like UGH NOT AGAIN

like he loves the little gremlin but homeboy also loves his sleep lmao

totally feels guilty when you get up and go so he pretty much always pulls himself out of bed and practically crawls down the hall to help out

always makes you laugh when he finally makes it and just faceplants into the carpet mumbling, “I did it”

and he’ll look up you through glossy, half-lidded eyes with just the dorkiest smile on his face

literally looks at you and your baby like you’re angels

and, to him, you really are :’)

and he always makes sure you know it

no matter what you guys have to do to get the baby to go back to sleep

he’s gonna be peppering you both with kisses the entire time

will also casually pass out with his head on your shoulder

whenever people ask you how many kids you have, you’re like “two, including my husband”

but that’s okay, he’s always allowed to be your baby

Wooyoung:

literally obsessed with seeing you and your baby together

he’s dramatic about it too, like screaming about how someone needs to put you two in the Louvre and a bunch of cheesy nonsense

but can you really blame him?

and at nighttime, when he’s sleepy, he gets especially soft

and whenever he finds you snuggled up with your newborn he literally squeals and you’re like “SHHHHHHHHHH”

“whoops, my bad”

like no matter the circumstances, you can bet he’s still gonna be loud lmao

but anyway, he tries to be casual about his staring

it doesn't work though and you catch him just totally lost in his head looking at you and your baby

his eyes are so big like have you ever seen the cartoons where hearts like literally come out of someone’s eyes bc that’s Wooyoung

if you have your baby cuddled to your chest, he’s gonna put his head there too

but it’s so cute because you get to hold both of them and he gets to kiss your baby which is his favorite thing to do

Jongho:

okay Jongho is always gonna do that like shy smile, you know the one?

like where he’s so happy that his body cant even get it all out through a smile so he just sits there with his heart going BOOMBOOM

but he’s someone who I bet is kind of quiet in his affections

so he’ll just kind of sit and watch, but not in a creepy way more like in the “I don't want to interrupt” kind of way

but the second you invite him to join in the bonding moment with your baby he. is. THERE.

like to sing to both of you super softly because he’s just cute like that

will sit down with you and lean against the crib and just watch you and your baby slowly fall asleep together

smiling the entire time like that’s what a truly happy man looks like

like he’s so in love with both of you ugh

just makes him think about how he’d literally do anything for you whenever you need it

he’s ready to PROVIDE okay

like he’s got this protective instinct that just intensifies in moments like these but it makes him feel proud of his family

[briandthemoon]

SPARE DUKEXIETY??? SPARE DUKEXIETY FOR THE SOUL???

Who said “I love you” first

Surprisingly Virgil. Remus did not anticipate Flight or Fright being willing to put up with him and his.... Remus-ness. But he’s beyond happy that Virgil likes him too. 

Who would have the other’s picture as their phone background

Virgil mostly, Remus too but it’d be some weird close up of Virgil’s face or his eye or something. Virgil doesn’t mind as long as he doesn’t show anyone.

Who leaves notes written in fog on the bathroom mirror

For once, Remus DOESN’T try and scare Virgil with creepy messages. He doesn’t want the poor lad to have a heart attack. Instead, he writes memes and Virgil either finishes them or just has a laugh about it.

Who buys the other cheesy gifts

They both do; Virgil buys Remus really shitty statues and bad taxidermies, whereas Remus buys Virgil awful meme or anime merch. Virgil drew the line after Remus got him one of those hoodies. If you know, you know.

Who initiated the first kiss

Remus had to, Virgil kept staring at him as if he wanted to ask for a kiss but then he’d get nervous and look away, so Remus took things into his own hands and just,  “Hey Virge?“ “What-“ “*smooch*“

Who kisses the other awake in the morning

You cannot convince me otherwise that Remus doesn’t spoon Virgil and pepper his cheek and face in general with soft lil kisses. Like listen, he may be a trash man, but the way he treats Virge is SO soft, I can’t even begin to get into it, it’s so cute.

Who starts tickle fights

It was a mutual thing and they’re both ticklish as hell. They often end up wheezing messes full of regret. But they have fun.

Who asks who if they can join the other in the shower

Remus asks, but so does Virgil. They both just need a grounding force sometimes, and if that means shower cuddles? Then its Shower Cuddle Time.

Who surprises the other in the middle of the day at work with lunch

Remus tried it, but it was a disaster. So he just brings chips and energy juice. It’s 100% Gremlin Hours.

Who was nervous and shy on the first date

[inhales softly] Virgil.

Who kills/takes out the spiders

Virgil keeps them around in his room, and he’s glad Remus takes care not to hurt them.. ...... but he needs to stop holding them in his mouth, the poor lil guys are terrified. No, Remus, the tingles on your tongue is NOT a good excuse.

Who loudly proclaims their love when they’re drunk

Remus will scream it - and I mean SCREAM it - from the rooftops. Virgil just softly screeches about how much he loves Remus too.

[ambersky0319]

Some random shit cause why not?

Gonna do this organized by pairing so

Creativitwins

When I say creativitwins btw, I mean no romantic relations between these two what so ever, and only mean their sibling relationship. RemRom shippers DNI/Do NOT tag as RemRom

They have a monthly prank war, most of it taking place in the Imagination so they can go all out but sometimes they'll do more harmless pranks on the others in the mind palace

If they have partners, they're best friends with the other person's partner

Ex. Intrulogical and Roceit = Platonic!Logince and Platonic!Dukeceit

Neither of them is King, and King is neither of the twins. It took awhile for everyone in the mind palace to accept this

They celebrate the split together, for awhile it was in secret. They spend the day just at each others sides and its the one day everyone can expect them to get along

They would murder for each other

Very critical of one another's partners if they have them

They both helped in creating the Dragon Witch, and the Dragon Witch has a strong bond with the twins because of this; the Dragon Witch was the last creation they made together before feuds started between them

Remus does very minor things that annoys Roman but Roman can't get mad cause they're really petty things and he hates that Remus knows just how far to push it

They binge movies sometimes, alternating between what each of them likes

They collaborate on fanfics together

Often times it's hurt/comfort fics

Remus is scarily good at writing fluff with very interesting descriptions and Roman's amazing when it comes to angst that can punch you in the gut in so few words

They are the matchmaking royalty of the mind palace, and know within hours when someone develops a crush

They both get very loopy whenever Thomas has a crush, and around 3am if Thomas hasn't gone to bed yet

They get into a l o t of fights, and often say many things they don't mean. They make it up usually but there are some things that were never resolved

Remus taught Roman how to sew, but he's awful at designing himself so Roman helped create Remus's outfit so that it didn't look like a fashion hurricane had wrecked his brother

Sometimes Remus will waltz into Roman's room when Roman is sleeping and just flop onto Roman

On these nights(it's always in the middle of the night) everyone will be woken up by unholy screeches from Roman as Remus refuses to get off him. Except Deceit, who sleeps with headphones on and music blasting cause he knows Remus will do some random loud shit at night and he needs beauty sleep

Both the twins can't recall any memories from King, but they have a journal left by him in the center of the Imagination and sometimes they'll just sit together and go through the entries

At the end of the day they have each other's backs and would do anything to protect the other

Kingceit

This is obviously before the split

King just always felt a certain curiosity when it came to the dishonest side, and Deceit didn't mind Creativity's company

When Virgil first forms they take care of him together

Deceit is tiny and King is pretty tall so King just loves to carry Deceit around and Deceit just lets him after awhile

King loves hearing Deceit sing

King also adores Deceit's scales, and he loves kissing every single one in the morning and seeing Deceit's human side blush

Deceit enjoys hearing King's random stories and ideas, and often helped expand them by asking questions

For a long time Deceit had some control over the Imagination because King gave him that ability, but after the split Deceit left all the control to Remus and Roman

Deceit still can't enter the Imagination after the split occurred, no matter how much the twins beg him to visit and see what they've created

King and Deceit's relationship just kind of works, y'know? And it just sort of happened over time and it just felt right to them

King is not allowed to cook. He does not fight Deceit's decision to ban him from the kitchen, as last time King tried cooking he nearly burned most of the house

King's great at decorating cake tho so Deceit bakes the cake and King gets free reign over how it looks in the end

They go to bed super early and sleep in till around noon, often drifting back and forth between sleep and consciousness

Both are absolute saps when they're tired and say the most cheesy shit to one another

Dukexiety

Late night conspiracies

They actually make a great team when protecting Thomas, none of the other sides realize that a lot of the things that Virgil worries over for Thomas's sake were things suggested by Remus(ex. "What if that guy drugged our drink and we end up being overcome with so much pain that it paralyzes us and we can't call out and he ends up killing us" turns into "hey lets not drink this in case someone messed with it")

Virgil loves listening to Remus's stories, and is often one of the first to read them(after Remus tells him anything that might be triggering so Virgil knows if he could take it or not)

Remus is a cuddle monster but respects when Virgil doesn't want to touch anyone and usually asks if Virgil would rather be alone or if Remus could like, hang out on Virgil's floor for a bit of something

Remus made Virgil's hoodie

They both stay up incredibly late just talking about anything

And they both get up incredibly early

Logan scolds them constantly that they should sleep more

Virgil one time made a playlist for Remus to use when writing and Remus fucking cried while almost squeezing the life out of Virgil in a hug

Virgil's also drawn fan art for Remus's work but never intended to show Remus cause Virgil never thought he was any good

Remus found his sketchbooks one day and tackled Virgil in a hug the next time he saw Virgil

Virgil loves holding hands, so if cuddling is too much they'll just hold hands and sit side by side doing their own thing

Virgil absolutely loves Remus's tentacles, they're incredibly useful and whenever Remus uses them to hug Virgil, Virgil never feels safer

Virgil is strong as hell and just carries Remus bridal style sometimes

Virgil does Remus's makeup

Remus calls Virgil his Scare-bear and his Starshine, Virgil calls Remus his Gremlin and Bastard Husband(Remus grins ear-to-ear at the nicknames)

Also common when they're both sleep deprived and sappy and shit are Hon, Love, Darling, Dearest, Honey-Bear, Light of my life, Night to my day, and Moon to my stars

Intrulogical

They're both enthusiasts of forensic shows and murder mysteries

The show Forensic Files? They binged every episode together. They try to figure out who the culprit was before the episode ends and it's revealed. Remus has been correct 5 more times than Logan, however they both often get it right

Remus is on amazing terms with the Dragon Witch and the Dragon Witch ends up officiating at their wedding

Logan patches up Remus whenever one of Remus's creatures hurt him

Logan will edit all of Remus's works, as well as help develop ideas by giving feedback or ask questions or just listen to Remus ramble

Logan loves Remus rambling and will get comfortable wherever they are cause it can go on for hours

Not that he minds

Remus is Logan's Duke and Logan is Remus's Star

Remus is very easy to fluster

Especially when Logan says he loves Remus. Even after the thousandth time Remus turns crimson

Fucking dramatic these two are with their romantic gestures and yet still somehow keep their relationship hidden for years

Remus loves Logan's room cause it's actually very calming and it's filled with a bunch of soft chairs, piles of pillows and blankets, and an air mattress in the corner if anyone wants to sleep in Logan's room for the night

Logan was shocked that Remus's room was actually pretty organized. Still messy, but you could definitely find anything you needed by just glancing around

They both enthuse about space

Remus created a constellation in the Imagination and named it Logan

He also regularly creates new constellations there so Logan can find them and name them

Logan definitely writes fanfics based on Remus's stories

Remus breaks down the first time Logan says he loves Remus, and the night ends with him holding Remus close and uttering the words softly over and over

Remus loves hearing Logan read and sometimes if Remus can't sleep Logan will just read to him

Anxceit

Virgil and Deceit have many debates, they're friendly though and they both agree before the debates that they'll keep it friendly

Deceit's great at getting Virgil out of a panic or anxiety attack

Deceit uses all six of his arms when cuddling Virgil, playing with Virgil's hair or hands and holding him around the waist or stomach

They bake together a lot. Virgil has a massive sweet tooth

Will stab a bitch if you hurt the other

Virgil really loves to paint Deceit's nails

He also sometimes uses makeup to cover up Deceit's scales when Deceit gets really self conscious about them. Once the makeup comes off though Virgil will pepper kisses over the scales and run his fingers over them lightly and tell Deceit how gorgeous he looks

On the flip side Deceit loves his scales and so does Virgil cause they glimmer in the light

Virgil adores drawing Deceit

They do holidays in an anti way and do the opposite of everything you're supposed to do

They just sort of had an agreement that they'd get married and then they did, no big wedding or anything

Everyone was shook when they learned that the two were together, more so married

Both love cuddling and hold each other whenever. But they still have their different rooms cause sometimes you need a break y'know?

Sometimes they'll sit together in relative silence doing their own thing but like, leaning against one another lightly as they do it

Deceit monitors Virgil's coffee intake

[hollyisanonymous]

What would noodle say if they could talk? (Aka tan’s snek)

Fun factorino- Noodle is technically a familiar/magic beast, since he's absorbed so much energy from being around sorcerers (thas also why he's Purble)

Basically, that means he can understand human speech, he just doesn't have the right mouth organs to speak for himself!

Tan talks to him all the time, and she talks like a Chaotic, Southern Bell, Gremlin so he'd probably pick up speech patterns like that. He'd definitely say "Mood" to everything, and also things like "howdy" and "y'all" peppered around his vocabulary.

Put broadly, he would talk a lot like Tan!

Now, if he were... say... enchanted to be able to speak, the first thing he would say is that he loves his momma. As cheesy as that sounds, he wants Tan to know how much he adores her, and appreciates her for always being there to look after him.

He'd also ask for her to make him more hats! He really really loves the cowboy hat she made him, and would adore having more!

((Tan would then immediately start sobbing because her Son is so sweet oh my gods how is he so cute--))

[obesericewrites]

Thank You my eggy-poo, I've been told that I was so charming that I can woo mothers. Guess what, I did woo not one not two not even three but four. And @jaunefleurwrites, you're just jealous that you didn't get married.

The drama!

[missppxtts-a]

Our dorks for the ship meme of course :3

SEND ME A SHIP and I’ll tell you @snarkofstark​​⚜(accepting)

Who said “I love you” first: tony, followed by pepperWho would have the other’s picture as their phone background: pepperWho leaves notes written in fog on the bathroom mirror: tony, tho neither really does itWho buys the other cheesy gifts: tony always buys her stuffWho initiated the first kiss: tonyWho kisses the other awake in the morning: pepperWho starts tickle fights: neither? the kids do itWho asks who if they can join the other in the shower: BOTHWho surprises the other in the middle of the day at work with lunch: pepper usually reminds tony to eat but tony visits her at work with lunch and the gremlinsWho was nervous and shy on the first date: they were both pretty nervous, but pepper was a bit more shyWho kills/takes out the spiders: pepper refuses to get close to them so tony has to do itWho loudly proclaims their love when they’re drunk: tony, pepper just gets affectionate

[obesericewrites]

I'm sure you can tell who is who.

egg. and a cheese gremlin.

THIS IS PREFECT REPRESENTATION

[obesericewrites]

Yes, it's me. And how dare you consider this invitation. I promise you I will leave you and go to someone else if you ever do that again.

I only considered it because you left me at the altar, alone. Which of course I realize wasn’t your fault, but I didn’t know that at the time, did i?

[obesericewrites]

Just kidding, I'm older than you so its me who should be arrested.

Chaotic Anon with lots of pepper and cheesiness on their eggquisite heart

Well, you can be a sugar daddy/mommy, that’s always a possibility