#Confusing

[reality-detective]

George Carlin: People of color 🤔

[spaciebabie]

okay i kind of want him

[vexwerewolf]

I saw something absolutely bizarre while cycling and I can't be sure I didn't fully just hallucinate it.

So I was pulling up to a main road after coming off a bike path, and near the junction there was this dude in a black hoodie that had a black-and-white photograph of a face on it. I realised, with some amount of bewilderment, that it was his face, and he was kinda doing the Dreamworks smirk.

And when he saw me staring at it, he looked at me and did the exact same expression with his real face.

I was fucking dissociating the rest of my bike ride, man.

[tthesongofachilless]

what parallell universe are we in if Carlos and Oscar are LAYING ON THE PRESS CONFERENCE COUCH TOGETHER AND BEING ALL GIGGLY WITH EACH OTHER

[bitterrfruit]

i made a bluesky! https://bsky.app/profile/bitterrfruit.bsky.social

i’ll repost some art on there but honestly probs not belly bulge bc in hindsight it’s not a good drawing lmao

[yanderismo]

I need to get this out. Okay (plus I'm using the translator. Sorry for any English mistakes! Or something confused😭)

Imagine a platonic yandere Leon Kennedy RE2 x Reader young zombie. (although that idea doesn't exactly sound yandere)

Reader was abandoned by her parents when the virus devastated the city, abandoned to become another one of those zombies. And well, she became a zombie, but a different zombie, she still has a human mind and can still reason (let's assume her appearance still looks like a human, that makes things easier).

When Reader found Leon, she was still bitter and sad about being abandoned. And of course, after Leon noticed the presence of a teenager, he would try to take her with him, after all the city is very dangerous for a young girl! (As far as Leon knows, the reader is human)

It was sad, because a stranger (Leon) is more worried about her than her parents ever were. Because of Leon's heart, he convinced Reader to try to survive together.

The fact that the reader is a zombie makes everything easier for Leon. Is there somewhere Leon needs to go but it's infested with zombies? No problem, the reader can do this for him, or even serve as a distraction, the other zombies won't attack her. The reader's ease in doing this makes Leon worried and suspicious of her. But let's assume that at this point the two have grown attached to each other and he lets it go (for now).

Additional: Reader literally growls when he sees Ada too close to Leon. Like, what are you bicht doing to the only person who cares about me grrrrr.

Fun addition: Ada also becomes a platonic Yandere for Reader

Too lazy to elaborate, but the ending is basically the Reader not wanting to leave town because it would probably become an experiment for the government, she was scared. And Leon insisting that he will protect her at all costs, that he will not abandon her regardless of what happens. And this moves Reader, the atmosphere is so anguished and fluffy. (This idea is much better in my head)

And Claire with Sherry by her side, it's like Leon: Oh, you adopted a child too?

Leon: Huh? what??

Reader with an extremely sad face like *I was abandoned by my parents*

Leon immediately corrected himself: Yes, I adopted her.

This is how I see Leon and Reader when they are together: font Google lol

[bilssturns]

ts exactly why i hate men bruh also i only called him a fatty because he did it first🥀🥀

[stacysutton01]

[milli-moi]

Marvel Comics’ ‘Death’

As any good fanfic writer does (or would like to do if they had the time or maybe even doesn’t like to do, no shade here) I wanted to do some more research on my characters when writing stuff. I knew that the Comics version of Death was going to be very different from the MCU version but we know so little about the MCU version so far that I thought I’d look for some hints.

I think I’ve been left with more questions than answers.

(Seriously, does anyone know how all the different high powered things work? How the heck can the Watcher exist alongside Infinity, Eternity and Death, and then there are the celestials and the Eternals and I am just so confused…)

I had thoughts while looking at all of this and I thought I’d break it down with you guys incase anyone wants to be confused/fancies a laugh. This is all from the Marvel Fandom page.

So in other words Death looks like nothing and everything… great

Alive; formerly deceased is the best descriptor ever.

Abruptly followed by occupation as a drug store employee 🤣🤣

Cool. And/or sibling…?

Sorry Thanos, don’t think you’ve got the right equipment there to ‘satisfy’ Death. I had to, I’m sorry (not really)

Ok so this is the opposite of the MCU version, comics Death can do whatever she wants with dead people - get your heads out the gutter!

This however is similar to the MCU version, becoming human to understand humanity. I don’t think she is fully human in the MCU either though.

Energies merged is a great way to say that… Rot and Nicholas, they work great as a sibling pair don’t they? 🤣🤣

Dude. You are all not winning here. I’m totally picturing her sitting all these men down, ‘so, there’s this witch…’

Ok, this makes sense, I’ll allow it

And then we are back to Death can do whatever the f*** she wants

The powers we end with make sense, - they aren’t going to add cause I’ve reached the limit for photos but they are basically ability to control anything they want to although often they don’t due to the risks of making a big mess, and their ability to appear in a way most soothing to someone as they die.

Most of this can be worked with, but the whole cosmic entities list being a mile long is migraine inducing as are the apparent lack of rules.

[laiamadej]

I love to think that whenever they trained they will kiss e/o as a sorry for hitting too hard or something lmao, or they just kiss because they want to🤷🏻‍♀️ also raiden would zapped kung lao real hard for funsie tho lmao

[shadowisabean]

Confused... 🤔🐶

[anonymousieee]

y’all… i don’t have anything to rant about THIS IS WILD

[the-l0ser-st4r]

yall this is an EMERGENCY

GUYS IM SO CONFUSED

IS IT POSSIBLE TO JUST REALLY LIKE BEING AROUND SOMEONE

LIKE, THINKING ABOUT THEM A LOT AND SHIT

BUT IT'S PLATONIC??

LIKE, YEAH YOU THINK ABOUT THEM A LOT

AND YOU CARE FOR THEM

AND WANT TO BE AROUND THEM A LOT

BUT YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO DATE THEM OR DO COUPLE-Y THINGS??

IS THERE A WORD FOR THAT OR AM I JUST WEIRD??

HELP 😭😭😭😭

(tagging people to get ANSWERS)

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[itsblasttothepast]

Checo, why are you uploading videos of you working out with Morat in the background?

I feel something is happening, but I have no idea of what!

[loonavrsl]

250429 [💌] Hyeju is seemingly still deciding on a company

'🐥 HyejuHyeju if we want to send you gifts where should we send them?' I don't take gifts~~~~ Your intent is enough 🫶🏽 For letters, only after my company is decided on!

Translation by: litell_johnn