#Crack.;

[exnusquam]

@turnecoat @reiketsui

"Oh look, he's playing coy! Adorable."

[unovagrey]

Stares directly and doesn't blink, nor break eyecontact.

"Machamp has six limbs and is therefore a bug type."

[moonscttr]

@lunarhazed

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"Oh, I'm so fucking sorry, I didn't know Shadow the Hedgehog was allowed to have opinions on cinema. Piss off, you wet towel."

[swordofruln]

@tabletbound INSTRUCTION MANUALS CONSTRICT CREATIVITY.

[sourhydrapplin]

"Every day I grow more respectful AND terrified of Penny's capabilities-"

[paradlseguardian]

@unchcsen

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By ways of sign language;

I PUNCH REALLY HARD. AND CAN LIFT ABOUT A DOZEN MAMOSWINE. DOES THAT COUNT?

[mystistoria]

"I would like to inform all my fellow sinnohians that @redheadpirate wants you to know you're all hot. Thank you and goodnight."

[spaciialrend]

[mun] Kia having u in her direct line of sight but it activates the MGS sirens to alert u of danger

[expoketheft]

@turojo

"That and the 3am shadow."

[sauromonstrum]

sprays it with windex.

"knock it the fuck off."

It stares at the man, unimpressed, as the windex drops down from it's face and soaks into its mane.

KNocK IT THe fucK OFF.

Comes the warbled, mimicked speech.

Yeah John, you ain't getting nowehere this way.

[aeroblcst]

"How come Unova gets all the beautiful people?"

[exnusquam]

"You're welcome!"

[unovagrey]

"I... what?" Completely lost. Fucking bamboozled. Entirely countered. She was almost defeated, she needed to get a quick out, lest this man weirds her out any further with his controversial, yet brave statements!

"Well- I hear they like eating used socks!"

[beyondhelsborder]

@turnecoat @batttlegirl

"Receiving conflicting messages, instructions unclear; stake through the head. Got it."

[swordofruln]

@twindragonsprophecy

What part of the implicit "don't touch me" did you not understand, Ari?

[thyparasite]

JoJo Approaches You, JoJo Approaches You, JoJo Approaches You...

"Oh? Dost thou approacheth me?"