#Cricket Hindi Joke

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green kurta || remus x you

Remus was absolutely terrified. In front of the mirror, he was practicing what he was going to say to your parents who he was going to meet in just about 3 hours.

He glanced down at his watch and his eyes widened. Scratch that, make that 2 more hours. It was safe to say that the sandy haired boy really cared about the situation that was going to come into play and your heart melted when you saw him getting into a kurta just to make your father happy.

He was fiddling with the collar of the bright green kurta. You know he only picked it out because you said it looked nice. The green made his eyes pop and match dreadfully well with the intricate gold designs that were sewed into the cloth.

It made him look ethereal but not as ethereal as you.

You decided to wear a nice and simple salwar kameez. It was a gorgeous dark red with gold that made the red seem even more dark and enchanting. You smiled softly as Remus who was now fidgeting around with the hem of the kurta, turning his body and checking all sorts of things with it.

You slowly made your way to Remus and snuck your arms around his waist. He giggled and turned around to meet your face before his eyes widened and jaw dropped down to his feet.

"Darling, you look ravishing in red," Remus whispers in your ear, his hands moving to your hips. Your breath hitched in your throat while you stuttered out a 'what' as your cheeks got red.

He smirked at you and gave you a quick peck before letting you go, you sighed deeply and looked into Remus's eyes.

The moment was disrupted when an alarm suddenly rang and in a split second, both of you were out the door, running to the car.

Of course, that didn't stop Remus from opening your car door and buckling your seat belt for you when you both got in the car.

The drive to your parents home was about 25 minutes from the hotel you were staying at and as the GPS kept signaling you were getting closer, the more nervous you and Remus got.

You hadn't even told your parents you had a boyfriend until a month ago and you yet you did tell them that he was white, you were still terrified.

Remus seemed to notice your distress and laid a firm.hand on your thigh. You turned your head and smiled at him, blushing ever so slightly.

"Don't worry dove, I got a few tricks up my sleeve," he said, making the final turn to your childhood home.

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A few hours had passed and all was going wonderfully well. Your parents were very welcoming of Remus and he couldn't be any happier. At first, they had their own thoughts about their daughter being with someone of a different race, but Remus did in fact pull that trick.

The entire time Remus was near your parents, he spoke Hindi.

You were amazed at his skills and knew it must've taken ages for him to learn. It took you a solid 2 years to get a grasp of the conjunction itself but Remus was gliding through it all, even adding a few jokes here and there.

Remus got to look at some of your old baby photos and sneakily took one from the album to keep with him and tease you about when you got home.

At one point, your mother even came over to you, whispering in your ear how you had won the jackpot when Remus said he could cook wonderful Malai Kofta.

You nodded, not really paying attention to her. Instead, you were entranced by Remus enthusiasm as he chatted with your father about the upcoming cricket game, the both of them laughing and having a splendid time.

Oh how you loved Remus.

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Analyzing Hindi Double Meaning Jokes' Allure and Fun

Double meaning jokes, known for their clever wordplay and layered humor, have a unique place in the realm of comedy. In India, "Double Meaning Jokes in Hindi" have carved a niche for themselves, providing laughter through their witty use of language. These jokes, often playful and sometimes a bit cheeky, utilize the richness of the Hindi language to create humor that appeals to a broad audience.

The Craft of Two-Word Jokes

Jokes with two meanings, or "दोहरा अर्थ वाले चुटकुले" in Hindi, rely on terms or expressions that can be interpreted in different ways. The unexpected turn or other interpretation that takes the listener off guard is what makes the situation funny. This type of humor is popular among people who love linguistic innovation, but it does require a strong command of language and an awareness of subtleties.

Cultural Context and Popularity

In Indian culture, where storytelling and oral traditions are deeply rooted, jokes and humor play an essential role. Double meaning jokes in Hindi have gained popularity because they can be both innocent and naughty, catering to different audiences and settings. For instance, a joke might seem innocent to a younger audience but reveal a more mature punchline to adults.

These examples highlight how double meaning jokes play with language to create humor that can be appreciated on multiple levels.

The Social Impact of Double Meaning Jokes

Double meaning jokes in Hindi can serve various social functions. They can be ice-breakers in social gatherings, providing a common ground for laughter and conversation. They can also be a form of subtle rebellion against social norms, using humor to comment on societal issues without direct confrontation.

However, it’s essential to use double meaning jokes appropriately, as they can sometimes be misinterpreted or considered offensive. The key is to understand the audience and the context in which the joke is being told.

The Structure and Craft of Double Meaning Jokes

The essence of a double meaning joke lies in its linguistic ingenuity. These jokes are crafted in a way that a word or a phrase can be interpreted in more than one way. The humor often comes from the surprise or realization of the alternate, often more humorous or suggestive, meaning.

Example 1:

Person A: "Do you play cricket?"

Person B: "Yes, I am an all-rounder."

Person A: "Really? In cricket or just in life?"

Example 2:

Student: "Sir, can I go to the bathroom?"

Teacher: "It's 'may I go to the bathroom'."

Student: "But I want to go now, not in May."

The double entendre, in which the punchline has a lighthearted surface meaning and a funnier underlying one, is what gives both examples their humor.

Popularity and Cultural Relevance

The cultural environment in which double meaning jokes flourish is responsible for their widespread popularity in Hindi. Hindi is a particularly good language for this form of wordplay because of its wide vocabulary and flexible grammar. These jokes are extremely funny and relatable to the local audience since they frequently make use of colloquial language, cultural references, and social standards.

Example:

Boy: "What is your hobby?"

Girl: "I love collecting bottles."

Boy: "Soft drinks or something harder?"

This joke highlights cultural quirks by playing on the dual meaning of the word "bottles," which can apply to both alcoholic and soft drink bottles.

Social Dynamics and Jokes with Two Meanings

Jokes with two meanings serve a variety of social functions. Their nuanced meanings make them a popular option for informal get-togethers where they can break the ice and start conversations. These jokes frequently use comedy to discuss subjects that could be taboo in direct speech, serving as a subtly critical commentary on society conventions.

But using jokes with multiple meanings calls for a deep comprehension of social relations. They can provide hours of entertainment, but if not handled carefully, they can also offend. The secret is to assess the audience and make sure the comedy is suitable for the

The Relationship Between Evolution and Adaptation

Hindi double meaning jokes have changed over time to accommodate contemporary situations and tastes. These jokes have a new audience and have become a mainstay of internet humor since the introduction of social media. The persistent attraction of memes, short movies, and text-based gags that play on semantic ambiguities is demonstrated by how extensively they are shared.

Modern Example:

Message: "I’m a huge fan of BTS."

Reply: "Oh, the K-pop band?"

Message: "No, I meant 'Be The Student' always."

This modern joke plays on the double meaning of "BTS," a well-known K-pop group and an acronym for a motivational phrase, showcasing how double meaning jokes continue to resonate in contemporary settings.

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From a Rickshaw Driver to becoming India’s Famous Household Name, Here is a Glimpse of Raju Srivastav’s Inspiring Life!

Summary: The celebrated comedian Raju Srivastav passed away at the age of 58 on 21st September 2022.

In 2005, India got its first stand-up comedian Raju Srivastav who participated in a stand-up comedy show which was broadcasted for the first time in the nation. Though the concept was new for the Indians, Raju Srivastav won millions of hearts with his excellent comic timing and simple jokes.

With his “Gajodhar Bhaiya” act, he became one of the most popular names in the Indian household. Although he didn’t win the show, he continued to entertain the entire nation with his jokes for 17 years.

Born in Kanpur, Uttar Pradesh on 25 December 1963, his stupendous comic talent was noticed since he was a young guy. Coming from a modest background his father Ramesh Chandra Srivastav was a famous Hindi poet known as ‘Balai Kaka’.

In an interview with Dr. Vivek Bindra, he shared a few glimpses from his past. He shared how his principal used to support his mimicry while others made fun of it. He was also invited to do commentary during local cricket matches. There he would talk much more about the players rather than the shots as he knew every one of them personally. And that is what attracted people to him.

Started his Journey to Mumbai in the 80s

Raju Srivastav came to Mumbai in the 80s to make it as a comedian; however, the road to success was anything but not easy. During his struggling days, he drove an auto for some time till he got work in movies. He had also done comedy shows for INR 50 when he was struggling to make it big.

Only in 2005, after 20 years, his years of struggle produced the fruit of success and he finally got recognition after participating in The Great Indian Laughter challenge.

He had small roles in Hindi films like Maine Pyar Kiya (1989), Baazigar (1993), and Aamdani Atthani Kharcha Rupaiya (2001). He made his debut in Tezaab in 1988.

After this, he never looked back. He continued to do various stand-up gigs with his clean comedy which is enjoyed by people across all age groups. He has done mimicry of many esteemed politicians and has done impressions of Indira Gandhi, Atal Bihari Vajpayee, Rajiv Gandhi, Mulayam Singh Yadav, Lalu Prasad Yadav, and even PM Narendra Modi.

He participated in many TV shows like Bigg Boss Season 3, Comedy Ka Maha Muqabala, Nach Baliye Season 6, and more. 

The chairman of the Film Development Council of Uttar Pradesh and Brand Ambassador of Swachh Bharat Abhiyan, Raju was recently seen on India’s Laughter Champion.

Recently Raju Srivastav suffered a heart attack while working out in a gym on August 10. After 41 days in the hospital, he passed away on 21 September at the age of 58. In 2005, India got one of the best stand-up comedians, and in 2022, our nation lost him. 

Want to read inspiring success stories like this? Visit, www.badabusiness.com

Source: https://news.badabusiness.com/motivational/from-a-rickshaw-driver-to-becoming-indias-famous-household-name-here-is-a-glimpse-of-raju-srivastavs-inspiring-life-11342.html

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विराट कोहली ने एलीट लिस्ट में शामिल होने के लिए टेस्ट क्रिकेट में कैच का शतक पूरा किया | क्रिकेट खबर

विराट कोहली ने एलीट लिस्ट में शामिल होने के लिए टेस्ट क्रिकेट में कैच का शतक पूरा किया | क्रिकेट खबर

विराट कोहली ने केप टाउन टेस्ट के दूसरे दिन टेस्ट क्रिकेट में 100 कैच पूरे किए© एएफप�� भारत के टेस्ट कप्तान विराट कोहली ने बुधवार को खेल के सबसे लंबे प्रारूप में 100 कैच पूरे किए। कोहली ने यह उपलब्धि दक्षिण अफ्रीका के खिलाफ केपटाउन के न्यूलैंड्स में चल रहे तीसरे और अंतिम टेस्ट के दूसरे दिन के दौरान हासिल की। मोहम्मद शमी की गेंद पर टेम्बा बावुमा का कैच लपकाते हुए भारत के टेस्ट कप्तान ने मील का…

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JAINUSH HEADCANNONS PT.1

I am yet again here with HEADCANNONS

This time it’s Jainush (Jaime x Anush) because I literally love them so much ever since @kitandtyarelife introduced them to me. You’re a genius, Ritz.

- Jaime Rosales, is exactly like his canon personality except I hc them as Trans ( he/they), and gay. He loves enchiladas, instrumental music and develops a love for horror movies after meeting Dru.

- Anush Joshi, is also like his canon personality but since that’s not much, I hc him as unlabelled, he/him and he thinks he’s straight but realises he’s not when he gets a crush on Ty ( can’t say I blame him) . He also has a loves studying, his dream has always been to one day study at the scholomance. He also loves animals, Bollywood( that’s Indian pop) music and Samosas. He’s close to his sister Divya and they tell each other everything.

- They both love each other’s cultures and always try to keep finding more about it. Jaime tells Anush about his childhood in Mexico, about Diego and Cristina and how their mom is the best cook ever. Anush tells him about his adoptive parents, Divya and the Mumbai institute, the kids he used to play cricket on the streets with. They share food recipes and love cooking for each other. Anush also teaches Jaime some Hindi and Jaime teaches him Spanish.

- since Jaime loves horror movies, Anush watches them with them but is always secretly scared. He holds on to Jaime for dear life the whole time and ends up snuggled into his neck to hide from the extra scary scenes. Jaime definitely does not mind.

- They love slow dancing to the instrumental music that Jaime loves so much and vibing to Bollywood music too. Jaime specifically loves ‘Zingaat’ from the movie Dhadak because it’s just so crazy and viby. Although he doesn’t understand much of the words ( since it’s in Marathi) he always thinks of it as their and Anush’s song.

- Jaime doesn’t really care about their studies much but he loves how passionate Anush is, they always support him and bring him little snacks during Anush’s study sessions like “ my mother always made me this when I was studying” he also learned how to make ‘haldi doodh’ because it’s one of Anush’s favorite drinks. (Anush is so touched by these little things and always shows them how much later. In detail.)

- They also love going on museum dates because of their appreciation for art. Sometimes Divya and Diego come along and they have the best time. Divya and Jaime end up making jokes out of every painting and making Anush and Diego roll on the floor with laughter.

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lockdown film no. 37 - Slumdog Millionaire (2008) dir. Danny Boyle

23/05/2020

- I had seen this once before and it was an interesting experience because a) it was billed as a feel-good film and it Was Not at all until the last ten minutes and b) my dad really freaked me out by predicting what the last question was going to be. I lost my mind and he was very proud of himself

- the concept of this film is so good. Very easily put into a logline, really strong cinematography, great performance, aces

- also love that during production they decided to translate a third of the dialogue from English into hindi 

- salim’s character was very interesting. From being a kid and being horrible to all the other kids when they were staying with the terrible man and taking Jamal to sing for him — I wasn’t 100 % if he was going to let Jamal get blinded because he seemed pretty set on having a “successful” life. When he slung the acid at the man’s face I had hope for him but then he let go of Latika’s hand and my heart broke

- I hate how everyone was laughing at the host’s jokes like he’s really not that funny guys 

- PAPER PLANES

- while that songs an absolute banger there were some really tender moments between Jamal and Salim like where they were on top of the train with their hands linked

- and suddenly they’re old ! wacky shit

- it’s crazy how shoes hold so much currency

- “how did she die?” “a road traffic accident. maximum pileup.” “I thought she died in childbirth” “exactly, sir. she was on the way to hospital when it happened”

- doesnt feel great that Jamal saying “this is the real India” after getting beaten up by a police officer was very likely written by a white British person

- LOCH BIG BEN. NEXT TO SEAN CONNERY’S FLAT. I love him

- as I always seem to be, I was disappointed that they defaulted to Jamal and Latika being in a romantic relationship. Hayao Miyazaki said “I’ve become skeptical of the unwritten rule that just because a boy and girl appear in the same feature, a romance must ensue. Rather, I want to portray a slightly different relationship, one where the two mutually inspire each other to live - if I’m able to, then perhaps I’ll be closer to portraying a true expression of love.” I feel that this is astonishingly relevant to this film, and I wish they’d taken a bit more care and put more thought into Jamal and latika’s relationship because this fits far better with them than a romance, I think

- it was extremely stressful trying to get into the host’s psyche of whether or not he genuinely wanted to help Jamal in the cricket question. It quickly became clear he didn’t 

- the first time I watched this, I watched it with my dad. It was also his first time watching. It did, then, surprise me that well before the final quiz scene, he said “i know what the question’s going to be”. I said “what?” And he said “I do, I’m going to write it down and give it to you”. He wrote it on a slip of paper, folded it up and passed it to me, and I put it on the armrest on my side of the sofa. When the film finished, I opened up the slip of paper, and on it was written (it was literally written) “what is the name of the third musketeer? Answer: Aramis”. And when I tell you I lost my mind? I Lost My Mind. When I asked him how he knew it, he said “it was the only thing that had been established that they hadn’t come back to.” My dad, everyone. 

- the dance sequence at the end is great and all, but my absolute favourite part of it is where the youngest versions of Jamal and Latika were dancing together. That absolutely warmed my heart

- this is a good film, and im glad it got the recognition that it did, although it is worth noting that it’s not generally favoured in India, and one of the most well known filmmakers in India described it as  “very anti-Indian”. He said “All the bad elements of Bombay’s commercial cinema are put together and in a very slick way. And it underlines and endorses what the West thinks about us… And at every turn is fabricated. At every turn it is built on falsehood. I was ashamed to see it was being appreciated widely in the west”. It would be extremely dodgy for me, as a person who is not Indian — and even worse, white — to ignore the viewpoints of people who know a lot more than I do and come from the place where the film is set and just go “it’s a great film, so realistic blah”. It received awards in the West and did incredibly well at the Academy Awards, but who votes on that? A lot of white people who have an extremely skewed idea of what realistic portrayals of marginalised groups actually are

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My own, personal favourite Gujju Jokes

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Joy is wine for the heart

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Examining the Allure and Fun of Hindi Double Meaning Jokes

Double meaning jokes, known for their clever wordplay and layered humor, have a unique place in the realm of comedy. In India, "Double Meaning Jokes in Hindi" have carved a niche for themselves, providing laughter through their witty use of language. These jokes, often playful and sometimes a bit cheeky, utilize the richness of the Hindi language to create humor that appeals to a broad audience.

The Art of Double Meaning Jokes

Double meaning jokes, or "दोहरा अर्थ वाले चुटकुले" in Hindi, rely on words or phrases that have multiple interpretations. The humor arises from the unexpected twist or the alternative meaning that catches the listener by surprise. This form of humor requires a good grasp of language and an appreciation for subtlety, making it a favorite among those who enjoy linguistic creativity.

Cultural Context and Popularity

In Indian culture, where storytelling and oral traditions are deeply rooted, jokes and humor play an essential role. Double meaning jokes in Hindi have gained popularity because they can be both innocent and naughty, catering to different audiences and settings. For instance, a joke might seem innocent to a younger audience but reveal a more mature punchline to adults.

Examples of Double Meaning Jokes in Hindi

Here are a few examples of classic double meaning jokes that showcase the clever use of language:

Teacher: "Raju, tell me what is the formula for water?" Raju: "H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O." Teacher: "What is this?" Raju: "Yesterday you said it’s H to O (H₂O)."

Boy: "Will you marry me?" Girl: "Do you have a house?" Boy: "No, but my uncle has one." Girl: "Do you have a job?" Boy: "No, but my uncle has a good job." Girl: "When will you start your own life?" Boy: "My uncle is starting it soon."

Man 1: "Yaar, you are always drinking juice. What’s the secret?" Man 2: "Arrey, the doctor said if I drink juice daily, I’ll remain evergreen!" Man 1: "But he meant vegetable juice, not ‘juice’ (slang for liquor)."

These examples highlight how double meaning jokes play with language to create humor that can be appreciated on multiple levels.

The Social Impact of Double Meaning Jokes

Double meaning jokes in Hindi can serve various social functions. They can be ice-breakers in social gatherings, providing a common ground for laughter and conversation. They can also be a form of subtle rebellion against social norms, using humor to comment on societal issues without direct confrontation.

However, it’s essential to use double meaning jokes appropriately, as they can sometimes be misinterpreted or considered offensive. The key is to understand the audience and the context in which the joke is being told.

The Structure and Craft of Double Meaning Jokes

The essence of a double meaning joke lies in its linguistic ingenuity. These jokes are crafted in a way that a word or a phrase can be interpreted in more than one way. The humor often comes from the surprise or realization of the alternate, often more humorous or suggestive, meaning.

Example 1:

Person A: "Do you play cricket?"

Person B: "Yes, I am an all-rounder."

Person A: "Really? In cricket or just in life?"

Example 2:

Student: "Sir, can I go to the bathroom?"

Teacher: "It's 'may I go to the bathroom'."

Student: "But I want to go now, not in May."

In both examples, the humor comes from the double entendre, where the punchline has an innocent surface meaning and a more humorous underlying one.

Cultural Relevance and Popularity

The popularity of double meaning jokes in Hindi can be attributed to the cultural context in which they thrive. Hindi, with its rich vocabulary and flexible syntax, is particularly well-suited for this kind of wordplay. These jokes often draw on cultural references, idiomatic expressions, and social norms, making them highly relatable and humorous to the local audience.

Example:

Boy: "What is your hobby?"

Girl: "I love collecting bottles."

Boy: "Soft drinks or something harder?"

This joke plays on the double meaning of "bottles," which can refer to soft drink bottles or alcoholic beverages, highlighting cultural nuances.

Social Dynamics and Double Meaning Jokes

Double meaning jokes serve various social purposes. They are a popular choice in casual gatherings, where their layered meanings can break the ice and spark conversations. These jokes often act as a subtle critique of societal norms, using humor to address topics that might be considered taboo in direct conversation.

However, the use of double meaning jokes requires a keen understanding of social dynamics. While they can be a source of great amusement, they can also offend if not used judiciously. The key is to gauge the audience and ensure that the humor is appropriate for the context.

Evolution and Adaptation

Over time, double meaning jokes in Hindi have evolved, adapting to modern contexts and sensibilities. With the advent of social media, these jokes have found a new platform, reaching a wider audience and becoming a staple of online humor. Memes, short videos, and text-based jokes that exploit double meanings are widely shared, reflecting their enduring appeal.

Modern Example:

Message: "I’m a huge fan of BTS."

Reply: "Oh, the K-pop band?"

Message: "No, I meant 'Be The Student' always."

This modern joke plays on the double meaning of "BTS," a well-known K-pop group and an acronym for a motivational phrase, showcasing how double meaning jokes continue to resonate in contemporary settings.

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★ Salman Khan: We have Dabangg part 4 written too !

Salman Khan on plans to take the Dabangg franchise forward even after a prequel; bringing Chulbul, Radhe and Devil in a crossover film and being approached by Farhan Akhtar with a script...

Roshmila Bhattacharya | December 12th 2019

He arrives like the star he is. And instantly, the slumbering parking lot of Mehboob Studio comes alive. Flashbulbs pop as Bhai strikes a pose. There are journalists waiting to meet Salman Khan and a Bangladeshi cricketer too. He obliges some of those waiting, before beckoning you to take two chairs, one stacked on top of the other so you are at his eye level. Excerpts: This time, we believe you have been credited with the story, screenplay and dialogue. What makes Dabangg 3 diff erent from the earlier two films? When I heard the story of the first Dabangg, which Dilip Shukla had written, I liked the plot but thought the character wasn’t noble. There were no songs, he was grey, corrupt and ruthless. I changed him into the Chulbul Pandey you see, and it worked. There was a lot of angst. The mother passes away, after which he accepts his father and brother as family. That script was not mine; we retained the mota mota plot and made the scenes more massy and today, with a different kind of swagger. If you were to meet Chulbul on the road, toh aap usey maroge because he’ll appear arrogant and badtameez. But on screen, you like him. He does tedha things but for the right reasons. Like the zehreela sharab scene in Dabangg was negative but uska fayda was positive. In Dabangg 2, they wanted just Chulbul, without the family. I argued that Chulbul worked because of his mother, father, Makkhan Chand Pandey, Bobby ji, Tiwari ji, Pichkari ji, Rajjo, everyone. How could I take them out? So, we retained them. The third part is about how Chulbul became the man he is. We’ve dug up his past, there’s pain. It’s an emotional vendetta story. At a time when filmmakers are struggling with sequels, you’re coming with a prequel… We have Dabangg 4 written too. Yeah you are going up to Dabangg 743 as you mentioned in our last interview. Seriously, how do these ideas happen? (Laughs) They just come about. Sometimes, one film gives you an idea for the next. In Dabangg 3, we explore why Rajjo’s father was an alcoholic and how Chulbul met her. Aap jab picture dekhoge toh aapko samajh mein aayega kahan kahan se nikle hain hum. After two films, today, the minute I walk into the Dabangg set, I stop being Salman Khan, the actor, and become Chulbul Pandey. Ditto, Sonakshi who transforms instantly into Rajjo. That’s how it is with the whole cast; we’ve become a real family. Do you have a personal connection with Chulbul? Well, I’m writing it, playing the character, so there has to be some thought behind it. The director this time is Prabhudheva and he knows the pulse of the audience… Yeah, that’s why he’s in the film. Arbaaz (Khan, brother and the director of Dabangg 2) would take time to understand, his BP would shoot up and down. So, this time, the first thing he said was that he wouldn’t direct the film and we should get someone else. I suggested Prabhu, and his reaction was, “Fantastic!” Prabhu is very receptive, he gets what I want to say in a second. Language is a problem with him, so I have to explain things to him, but once he gets it, he executes it beautifully... Largerthan-life, with humour and emotion. Bang on! With a film like Dabangg, we go from high point to high point. We’re not pakaoing anyone. The message comes through the scenes. Even before Dabangg 3 was complete, you announced Radhe with Prabhu. Obviously, you have a lot of confi dence in him and he reiterates you share a great equation, which is rare... Yes, we have a good working relationship and I believe one shouldn’t spoil that. We were looking for a director for Radhe. My friend Prashant suggested Prabhu. I recalled he had told me that after Dabangg 3, he was going on a twomonth holiday, but Prashant urged me to speak to him and Prabhu agreed. The script was halfway through. I was working on a film at the time... I don’t remember the name... and it was to come out on Eid, which didn’t happen… Inshallah with Sanjay Leela Bhansali? Wasn’t that the film? Inshallah… Inshallah… Radhe is happening Inshallah on Eid. We are working day in and day out to put it out on Eid. You were saying Radhe’s script was ready… With us, plots are always ready, then, they evolve. You write at home, in a hotel or an office. But then, when you come on the sets, the story changes with the setting. Radhe is also your story? No, but we have made a lot of changes. Eid is your date… No, it’s not, it’s nobody’s date, anyone is welcome to release a film on the day. It’s just that my films happen to come on Eid. Actually, my last film, Bharat, released during Ramadan, three days before Eid. And now, Dabangg 3 is arriving on Christmas. I’ve had releases during Diwali and Republic Day too. Any festive day is a good day. Next Eid, Akshay Kumar’s Laxmmi Bomb is releasing with Radhe... Yes, and there is scope for another two-three films to come on that day. Then, the audience decides which film to spend on. Agar picture achhi lagi, they will watch it. If they don’t, toh nahin dekhenge, festive date ho ya koi bhi date ho. Bharat has made a lot of money at the box-office. But do you think the scale of the film magnified the expectations? Not really. I just thought towards the end, the father should have come back. That was my problem with the film. But aaj kal ke yeh new people think that a reunion with the father is a cliché. Father ki age kya hogi? Uski story kya hogi? I don’t give a damn, he should have come back. Yes, the film did phenomenal business, my sister (Alvira) is happy, we’re happy with the product. But if we had shown a 70-yearold man and a 90-year-old man having a conversation, it would have been a more emotionally satisfying film. Bharat’s whole journey was about him waiting for his father to come back to him. So, for me, the film looked incomplete. Talking about fathers, Salim Khan saab recently said that Farhan Akhar has come to you with a script and you have liked it. Is the film happening? I don’t know. Farhan has come to me with a script and I like him. He is like a kid brother; he has grown up with us. That bond will always be there with Zoya (Akhtar) and him. They are like my younger siblings. Rohit Shetty and you have been talking too. Will Chulbul Pandey join Rohit’s cop universe, with Singham and Simmba? Chulbul is a universe within himself. So is Singham. This is a separate film, then? Nothing’s finalised. We’ve been talking about other things too. But Kick 2 is definitely happening and we are told it could arrive in December 2021? It could. How does it feel to bring Devil back? He has his own fans... Yeah, one thing I want to do later is bring Kick’s Devil, Dabangg’s Chulbul Pandey and Radhe together. That’s a wonderful idea. If The Avengers can do it, why not Salman Khan. Are you joking or is it a possibility? No, I have something in mind. Kick is Sajid’s film. He is not just a producer but a good friend... Yes, he’s like a brother to us. And what is it like bringing him back as a director? (Laughs) He didn’t even know he was directing Kick, he got to know on Twitter. You have introduced several newcomers to Hindi cinema, not just technicians but actors, too. From Sonakshi Sinha to Saiee Manjrekar now... Saiee is a sigh of relief for the industry. Watch out for her. ' We have heard that she is playing a mute in the film, no dialogue, speechless… True? Nooo, you guys will be speechless when you see her. I’d introduced Sonakshi at an award show and this time too, I took Saiee along. As soon as we faced the paparazzi, they started saying, we want solo pictures of her. So, I thought, ho gaya Saiee ka. Rocket Singh, straight out! Then, I heard this comment, “Saiee, tu sahi aahes.” We thought you were introducing Saiee’s sister, Ashwami? Are you? We don’t have anything right now, but she is very talented. How does Bigg Boss feel after all these years? It’s become a part of you? Yeah, a part of mine wants to cut that part and throw it out and the other part wants to keep it. And the latter is haavi on the part that wants to throw it out. You don’t like the show? I like it. It gets stressful, but I learn a lot. And I get to know where the country is going, what is happening to values, morals, scruples and principles. We see it right there, with celebrities. The beauty is once they are out of the house, they are not like that at all. It’s not as if they are giving performances, the house makes them like that. Has being in a particular place changed your personality? No. What’s happening with Sohail Khan’s film Sher Khan? That film requires a lot of visual effects. After it is shot, it will take six-eight months, almost a year, for it to be ready. After the next two-three films, Sher Khan goes on the floors. It’s beautiful. I’m not going to ask you about marriage this time… Okay. …But whenever I see you with kids, I feel a child is missing out on a really good father. Even I feel that way. Are there plans of having a child through adoption, surrogacy, though that’s outlawed... No, not yet. So, no plans? No, when it happens, it happens. How will it happen? (With a straight face) I can’t describe the whole process to you. What I mean is that you don’t want to get married or adopt… There are enough kids in the house. Another child will be born now, in December. Would you like to raise your sister Arpita’s child? No, Arpita does a fantastic job of raising her child, in fact, she is raising all of us correctly right now. Your dad, even at 84, is all there… Yeah, because there were five of us, and now many more, so he has to be all there. It’s wonderful how he knows everything that is happening with all your projects. I share things with him when he is sitting across the table, tell him the basic plot. He will say, “Yeh galat hai, isey nikalo.” When he sees the film, too, there are times he says, “Yahaan mazaa nahin aa raha hai, isey nikalo.” Some bits we do listen to. Did he have any suggestions for Dabangg 3? No.

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