Commander "has 57 emotional support SpExcel spreadsheets for every life experience he could possibly have" Cody vs. Commander "spent 2 last hours in the kitchen attached to CG mess hall rearranging fridge magnets" Fox
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“oh, you have to sneeze?”
“hahh.. i need to…”
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he pressing on the buttons till I
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When Jason had his coin that could transform into a spear or a lance or a battle hammer and a sword etc, he had names for all the weapons
Now Jason loved mythology. It was the one pleasure he allowed himself to delve into so naturally, all of his weapons were inspired.
He called his spear Ius, to rep his father's titles for law and justice. He called his hammer Mjolnir, in honor of the mighty Nordic god, Thor.
But his sword he named entirely on his own. He called her Scarlett, to spite the foolish demigods who would dare draw their swords against Rome. No matter how many times he attempted to clean her, no matter how deep and thorough, her beautiful gold blade was always stained a tinge of red.
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*looking at old art* why cant i draw like this anymore this was the only time i did good art
*still looking at old art* all of this is garbage im so glad i dont draw like that anymore
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Alys Karstark and Cregan Karstark have an obvious echo in history with Jonnel and Sansa I: an uncle figure and "niece", questions of succession, and a marriage. But rereading that scene where Alys tells Jon about Cregan's plot to marry her for her claim to Karhold, I thought this was funny:
"Your uncle … would that be Lord Arnolf?"
"He is no lord," Alys said scornfully. "My brother Harry is the rightful lord, and by law I am his heir. A daughter comes before an uncle. Uncle Arnolf is only castellan. He's my great-uncle, actually, my father's uncle. Cregan is his son. I suppose that makes him a cousin, but we always called him uncle. Now they mean to make me call him husband." She made a fist.
Jon IX, A Dance with Dragons
A cousin who is not called cousin marrying the heir of a Great House? Okay ...
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the way that movie newt died the way he always wanted to (by k!ll!ng himself)
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I am a woman in the same way that a fox is a dog
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kaidan i need u KAIDANNN
made him wear clothes id like to take off of him, ehm, who said that
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it's all about the perspective
I know this is a messy as hell sketch, BUT DO YOU GET THE VISION???
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