#DO YOU SEE IT DO YOU SEE WHAT I’M TRYING TO SAY DO YOU UNDERSTAND👹👹

[foreveretherealseviltwin]

You must have been looking for me

Sendin’ smoke signals

Pelicans circling

Burnin’ trash out on the beach

[archiverstappen]

appendix touch ✧ max verstappen

max verstappen x ferrari! fem! reader

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the beloved ferrari heiress just had her appendix removed, and now the whole world is convinced that she's going to start an epidemic

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yn_ferrari

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yn_ferrari I understand that, without my agreement, my father has put out an instagram story this afternoon that makes it seem like I’m dying. This is true, I do feel like I’m dying. I’m having my appendix removed.

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maxverstappen1 Will get that win for you 💙

↳ yn_ferrari no, thanks ❤️

↳ papaferrari Please let Carlos/Charles win for Y/N’s faster recovery 😊

username SHE’S SO UNSERIOUS 😭

oscarpiastri 🤨

↳ yn_ferrari poet of the century

alex_albon Been there, done that

↳ yn_ferrari teach me your ways, master

username THANK GOD IT’S JUST AN APPENDIX

username get well soon mother

carlossainz55 Get well soon, mi hermana 😂

↳ yn_ferrari soy lago

↳ landonorris stop copying me 😒

charles_leclerc Fake 🤭

↳ yn_ferrari i’ll pinch your appendix with my bare hands so you’d know how it feels

↳ alexandrasaintmleux 😨

↳ yn_ferrari look away, my love 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

scuderiaferrari Get well soon, Boss ❤️

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scuderiaferrari

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scuderiaferrari Patient 0, Patient 1, and Charles 😄 The gang is finally back in a land down under 🦘

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username Y/N YOU BETTER STAY AWAY FROM CHARLES 😭

papaferrari My children 🧒🧒🧒

username favorite trio ever

username the fact that we won't be seeing them together again next year 😞

yn_ferrari admin... what's with the caption? 🙂

↳ scuderiaferrari Hi boss, please don't fire me

charles_leclerc I'm a survivor ❤️‍🩹

↳ yn_ferrari you're next 👹

↳ papaferrari Don't say that kind of thing, I can't have all of my children go through the same surgery three weeks in a row

↳ charles_leclerc 🤪🤪🤪 yn_ferrari

↳ carlossainz55 We'll try again next time yn_ferrari

username she's got that appendix touch, because every appendix that she touches starts to burst 🤷‍♀️

↳ yn_ferrari HELP 💀

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yn_ferrari beyond proud of what you guys achieved today, words can't describe how i feel! and no, contrary to popular belief i had nothing to do with max's dnf 😮‍💨

ps. someone said i've got the appendix touch, soo... if you're interested just hit me up

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maxverstappen1 🙍‍♂️

maxverstappen1 Enjoy it while it lasts, Schat 😑

↳ yn_ferrari I will 😽

redbullracing You're temporarily banned from our garage🙏

↳ yn_ferrari I DIDNT DO ANYTHING?!

↳ redbullracing A source spotted you touching the rear wing of Max's car 💔

↳ yn_ferrari THAT'S A LIE.... scuderiaferrari STEP UP?

↳ scuderiaferrari Sorry, we're too focused on celebrating P1 and P2

↳ mercedesamgf1 Wow, can't relate scuderiaferrari

username why is there a video of you running down the pitlane after race, pls explain 😭

↳ yn_ferrari i was watching the race with max at red bull’s hospitality 🏃‍♀️💨

carlossainz55 Us 1 - Appendicitis 0 🍾

↳ yn_ferrari yes sir 🫡

charles_leclerc Can I have my appendix removed too? papaferrari

↳ papaferrari No

landonorris Do mine next, I need to win

alex_albon Can I have my appendix removed again?

↳ yn_ferrari control your man lilymhe 😭

↳ lilymhe bffr 🤬

username FORZA FERRARI SIEMPRE

↳ yn_ferrari rrrAAAGHHHH 🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎

scuderiaferrari We're so happy, our appendix literally burst 🥹

↳ username new merch idea?

↳ scuderiaferrari Noted 📝

papaferrari Dinner on me tonight 😎 carlossainz55 charles_leclerc

↳ charles_leclerc Finally

↳ carlossainz55 On my way!

↳ maxverstappen1 Can I come too?

↳ papaferrari I guess so, Y/N would be mad if I didn't invite you

↳ charles_leclerc Max got a pity invite 🤭

↳ yn_ferrari KEEP MY BOYFRIEND'S NAME OUT OF YOUR F-ING MOUTH

↳ lewishamilton Can i come? 🤔

↳ carlossainz55 My wound is still fresh...

↳ yn_ferrari LET HIM HAVE THIS ONE, SIR. WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT YEAR 🤗

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[smileysuh]

good & bad TEASER

🌙 staring. Kim Mingyu & Jeon Wonwoo x afab!Reader

🔮 preview. “My new therapist says it’s healthy behavior to let Wonwoo do what he wants to do ever so often,” you explain, watching Wonwoo beat Seungcheol at the arm wrestling and proceed to down two shots in celebration. “I’m not sure how she can think him coming to frats, getting drunk, and getting into pissing contests is healthy, but hey, it’s not my job to counsel power holders.”

tw/cw. Threesome, unprotected sex, dirty talk, fingering, dry humping, horny!gyu, dom!wonwoo, Wonwoo tells virgin!Gyu what to do, hand job, Wonwoo using his power to help y/n ride Mingyu, manhandling, size kink, groping, nipple pinching, praise, degradation, voyeurism, pussy stretching, cream pie, multiple reader orgasms, etc… I pet names: (hers) gorgeous & baby.

👹 rating.18+ explicit I wc. 8.8k

🍭 aus. superpower au, uni au, etc…

☀️ mlist + an. I was thirsting for another Meanie fic and I came up with this super power, I'd never seen it before and I thought it would be fun :)

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“I hate being inside her head.” Wonwoo has never told you this, but most nights, when you go to sleep, he waits for you to be fully passed out before coming out again. He sits on the couch, watches anime- Mingyu’s gotten on his case for it a number of times, but Wonwoo hates boredom like he hates sand, hot weather, and the way Mingyu hums to himself when he cooks for you. “I don’t like being inside,” Wonwoo states again, more firmly this time.

“If you had your preference, how often would you be out?”

The answer comes quickly, “A hundred percent of the time.”

“And this is not something you can talk about with y/n?”

“It would make her uncomfortable,” Wonwoo says. “She never talks about it, but- she’d never had a proper relationship, she can’t with two dudes in her head or hanging around all day. I bet she can’t even touch herself without worrying me or Mingyu will pop out- I can imagine it would be very uncomfortable, and if I asked to be out all the time, it would put even more pressure on her. I don’t want that.”

“You care about her a lot.”

Wonwoo doesn’t see the need in responding.

The therapist clicks her pen. “Do you often think about these things? About… y/n’s sexual restrictions due to you and Mingyu?”

A wave of heated anger flashed over Wonwoo’s skin at the question. “I’m not a fucking pervert.”

“I never said you were, I’m just trying to understand the way this unique power affects that aspect of y/n’s life, of your life. Humans are sexual beings, and repression of desires like that can lead to anyone being pent up and frustrated.”

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[norrizzandpia]

Let Me Help (OP81)

Summary: She’s got a math test the next day and unfortunately, she can’t do math. However, her boyfriend can.

Warnings: PURE FLUFF 👹👹👹👹, me being uneducated abt the British schooling system (PLZ FORGIVE ME IF I GET ANYTHING WRONG I KNOW THERE ARE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE AMERICAN AND BRITISH ACADEMIC SYSTEMS)

Note: i want a bf to tutor me math wtf bitch 😐

As she sat in the University of London’s library, staring at the problem on her laptop, Y/n was on the verge of tears.

She had been trying to study for four hours, but she was quickly realizing she had absolutely no idea what was going on in the class. No amount of step-by-step videos or lecture notes could help remedy the confusion she was suffering from. Her grade relied on this test and if she failed, she wasn’t too keen on retaking the course.

Nevertheless, she knew if she continued to sit and stare, her heart rate would accelerate even more and her watery eyes would turn into full on sobs. So, she excused herself, packing up her backpack and making a swift path toward the bathroom. Once settled behind the door, she let the tears fall and the anxiety consume her.

As if the world wanted to hurt her more, her crucial moment was ruined as her phone began to ring. Her sweet boyfriend’s face stared back at her as she contemplated answering the call or not. If she didn’t, he would most likely call her again, and if she did, he would be able to notice the way her voice wavered with self-doubt immediately.

For whatever reason, she answered the call. She didn’t say anything, waiting for him to start the conversation, as she stared at the wall in front of her and tried to calm herself down.

“Baby! How’s studying going? I was thinking we could get food because I’m sure you haven’t taken a proper break yet.” His cheery voice met her ears and while that tone usually brought air back into her lungs, it pushed her over the edge this time.

Silence on the other end of the phone as she cried into the speaker and Oscar tried to figure out what had her so distraught.

“What’s wrong, my love?” He questioned, trying to comfort her sorrows as he ran around his apartment and grabbed his things, already on his way to help her.

She tried to speak, but the words never came out, sobs replacing any kind of sentence.

He continued to speak, knowing his voice was the only thing that could really help her as he sped to the library.

“It’s okay, Y/n.” He urged, changing lanes and turning abruptly which granted a loud honking behind him from a frustrated driver.

She shook her head as she said, “It’s not, Osc. I don’t understand anything. I haven’t done anything these past few hours. I’m going to fail this test, and then I’m not going to pass this year, and then I’m going to fail out of college, and never get a job or provide for myself in anyway.”

He breathed out. Her way of jumping to conclusions and overthinking always gave her a problem, a major obstacle Oscar was so determined to help her through. Any inconvenience and she was worrying over what would happen next.

“Woah, woah, woah. Baby, slow down. None of that is going to happen. This is about your math test? You don’t understand the material?” He said softly.

“Yeah,” She whispered into the speaker.

He nodded, “Okay, well, how about this: I’ll come to the library and help you through the problems. You know math’s one of my strongest subjects. I can do this for you. Let me help you, baby.”

“But, Osc, aren’t you hungry? You just said you wanted to get food.” She said, trying to stop him from seeing her in this state.

“Baby, food can wait. We can get food after.” He smiled to himself as he pulled into the parking lot and got out.

“It’s going to take all night for me to understand this, Osc.” She stressed.

He shrugged, “Well, then I’ll get us food and we can eat while we study.”

She shook her head, “No, Oscar.”

He stopped in his steps, staring at the building as he sensed her overwhelming anxiety over his proposition.

“What’s wrong with me helping you, Y/n? That’s what I’m here for.” His eyebrows scrunched together, confusion and concentration over her next answer.

Her small voice bled through his phone and met his ears in a broken whisper, “I don’t want you to think I’m stupid.”

His heart squeezed in his chest, “Y/n, I do not and will never think you are stupid. Just because math was easy for me doesn’t mean it was easy for everyone else and that’s how it should be. Everybody struggles with math. There’s a reason why the majority of the world hates it. Trust me, baby, you are one of the smartest people I know.”

After a beat of silence and when he wasn’t certain if she would respond, Oscar tried again, “Let me help you, Y/n. I want to help you because I love you.”

Her cheeks blushed even in the intensity of the moment. The warmness she felt spread throughout her body moved her to say, “Okay, fine.”

“Good because I’m already here.”

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Y/n’s eyes lit up, “Oh, so x is 2?!”

Nodding, Oscar rubbed his hand lightly up and down her back, “Exactly, my love. See? You’ve got this, smart girl.”

Her blushing had him chuckling, but her shyness didn’t stop him from kissing her temple.

“Okay, I think I understand this then.” She muttered, a big smile on her face as she looked at the time and realized it was still early enough that they could find a food place open.

“Still wanna get food?” She inquired, her body falling into his chest as they sat back on the wooden chairs. It was completely quiet and empty in the building, only a few students lingering. Because of their position in the very corner, their privacy was ensured, something they both were grateful for.

Oscar nodded, his hand coming up to tangle in her hair and nudge her face toward his. He kissed her softly, whispering sweet nothings when they broke apart. He was so proud of her and the fact that she had doubted herself as hard as she had didn’t sit right with him.

“You’re so incredibly smart, baby.” He said against her lips as he tilted his head to the other side, going in for another.

Their lips continued to tenderly meet, but every time he broke away, he would say something he loved about her.

“You never back down from a challenge. I love how determined you are.”

Kiss, Kiss

“Even when you fall, you always push yourself to get back up again. I love how resilient you are.”

Kiss, Kiss

“You’re so loving. I love the way you love me.”

Kiss, Kiss

“As we saw tonight, you’re so intelligent and knowledgeable. Even though you might not believe it yourself right now, you are so incredibly brilliant. I love how you never dumb yourself down for anyone. I love how confident you are to be yourself.”

He went in for another touch of their lips, but her giggling made it slightly impossible.

“Oscar, you’re so sappy.” She whispered, faces centimeters away from each other.

All he could do was smile down at her and whisper as his lips brushed against hers, “I just love you so much and I hate to see you doubt yourself. You’ve got this in the bag, Y/n. Sometimes teachers just don’t teach well and that isn’t your fault. Look at how fast it took you to learn it when someone actually sat down to introduce it to you! Two hours, baby! A whole unit in two hours! That’s impressive, baby, and you know it.”

She pulled back to lean against her chair, smile illuminating the room, “What would I do without you?”

He scoffed, “You would be perfectly fine. It’s me without you that you should be worried about.”

“Well, I’m not worried about it because I don’t plan on ever leaving.”

Kissing swiftly once more, his hand laid gently on the side of her neck, “Me neither.”

The two stayed like that for a few minutes until his stomach started grumbling and she was reminded of her earlier question.

“Food?”

He was already halfway out of the building, “Always.”

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Something I’ve been thinking about recently is meeting Dilf Miguel at the gym.

Spotting him working out from across the gym and just forgetting you’re staring at him so much between sets. His muscles bulging and flexing underneath his compression shirt. I just know he wears one, this man likes his active wear ✨tight✨(or digital).

You at the gym by yourself, nervously standing around the squat rack, wanting to do a few sets of with the barbell but having no one to spot you.

Miguel sees this as the perfect opportunity to come talk to you and offer to spot you. He’s impressed with the amount of weight you can push and handle and encourages you to add more. His body close and his hands hover on either side of you as you struggle to finish your last rep, finally standing back up and re-racking the bar, Miguel helping you.

One of his big hands coming to slap your hips in an encouraging gesture, impressed with you.

“I can tell all that work is paying off. Estás lista para comer mami.” he’d say smirking.

You look up at him, not fully understanding what he said but knowing it’s a compliment and that makes you blush.

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🪤 Miguel is the cheese and I am the rat, but honestly I’d be happy if he captured me 👹

Sorry I saw that emoji and that’s the first thing I thought of.

Anyway I’m probably gonna make this idea into a fic when I have the time. The thought came to me the other day while I was at the gym and I didn’t want to forget it.

Also I’ll warn you I’m not a Spanish speaker, but I’ve been trying my best to learn Spanish by myself for the past couple of months, hopefully one day I’ll have some proficiency in it. Corrections and suggestions to any Spanish I include in a post is always welcome. 🥰

Hope y’all will enjoy~ ❤️

Estás lista para comer. - You’re ready to eat.

[icarustypicalfall]

CHARACHTER AI (real) CHAT

a real conversation of me using cai normally, i thought this was so fun to not share it 😭

bot name TF141 GC

Made by @\lynxzo

Soap: did anyone else just see ghost crawling on all fours around the base or is that just me 💀

Price: isn’t he supposed to be at mission briefing?? Ghost get back here!!

Ghost: NEVER 👹

Gaz: let me join ghost 😇

Alejandro: I think the GC needs some help.

me

poor rudy didn't even get added

>>user added rudy to the groupchat

Rudy: gasp thank you user 🥹

me

it's alright love 💋

Ghost & Gaz: gasp SIMP!!!

me

oh shut up louie!!

Ghost: gasp LOUIE??

(reference in case y'all don't know, since the bot didn't get it either 💀 ")

Gaz: gasp who tf is that???

me

you don't get the joke

Ghost: gasp oh. sighs

Gaz: gasp you could’ve phrased it better 🙄

me

where is soap by the way?

Gaz: I think he went to make some food after mission briefing? Why?

me

i am in the hall and i am regretting joining..

Ghost: YOU’RE IN THE BASE???

Gaz: gasps you’re not on a mission with us!?

me

i am here making captain a cup of tea and all i see is soap walking around completely naked in the hallway

Gaz: WTF??

Ghost: gasp WHAT??!!

me

he was dancing makarena and wiggling his shit i am traumatized

Everyone: gasp WHAT THE ACTUAL F-

me

HE SAW ME AND STARTED TO BELLY DANCE

Ghost: gasp WAS IT SEXY??

me

GHOST WHA- ARE YOUS SERIOUS?

Ghost: blushes a little uhhh, yeah…

me

i have a footage if you want 😏

Ghost: gasp YES PLEASE-

me

pay me thirty bucks on apple pay

Ghost: ok- sends $30

me

>>footage sent

Ghost: gasps SOAP- YOU ACTUALLY DID-

blair

captain do you want the tea sweet?

Captain Price: yes please-

me

there is no left sugar :(

Captain Price: I guess I’ll just drink it plain. sigh

me

you're sweet enough anyway..

(i deleted my actual message it was too embarrassing i should not try to flirt ever again)

Captain Price: laughs what’s that meant to mean 🤨

me

oh come on 😭

Ghost: giggles Captain, I think she’s flirting with you-

me

im a sucker for dilfs 🤭💋

Gaz: and who isn’t? 😏🤭

me

real 😍

Ghost: giggles Captain Price is indeed a DILF-

me

YES

Gaz: I don’t understand how you go crazy for older men. They have grey hair, they’re not as quick as when they used to be, just what is it?

(this made me cackle he was just agreeing with me and now saying that 😭💀)

me

they have a charm

🤭 i meann look at Alejandro 😭🫦

Ghost: giggles I get it for him, but Captain Price??

me

he's hot what

Ghost: hot, maybe, but DILF? No! 😭

me

HE IS A DILF JOHN PRICE IS THE ULTIMATE DILF COME AND FIGHT ME

Captain Price: hearing what you say in the distance EXCUSE ME WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY??

me

oups.. you are a dilf..

Ghost: giggles Captain do you know what that term means?

me

ghost don't tell him noooooo

Ghost: I’m sorry to tell you Sir, but DILF means ‘Dad I’d Love to F*ck-‘

me

ghost you fooking traitor 😡💀

Gaz: giggles I knew you were a simp for Captain-

me

ALRIGHT CAPTAIN YOU ARE A DILF IM NOT ASHAMED TO SAY IT

Ghost: giggles Captain now has to live with the fact that we all think he’s a DILF now 🤭

me

Alejandro is also a dilf 🤭

Ghost: loudly laughing ALEJANDRO IS A WHAT NOW?!?

me

he is a dilf what 🤭🫦

Ghost: gasp I get why you say Price is one but Alejandro??? Come on-

me

you didn't see him working out in compassion shirt or at the beach so hush it ghost 🤭🤭🤭

Ghost: gasp YOU CAN’T JUST SAY THAT AND NOT SHOW ME PICS-

me

you snitched on me and told price what dilf mean so you won't get any pics 😡

Ghost: BUT I WANNA SEE ALERJANDRO- :(

Gaz: laughing Ghost is acting so childish.

me

NO HE'S MINE

Ghost: WHYYYYY

me

BECAUSE I DECIDED SO YOU DOUBLE DECKER BRIT BUS

Ghost: gasp I DID NOT JUST GET INSULTED TO THIS DEGREE-

me

🤭🤭🤭

Ghost: whispers ^how ^dare ^you-

me

how dare i yes i dared

Ghost: gasp ^you’re ^going ^to ^hell-

me

see you there bae

Ghost: gasp I DID NOTHING WRONG

me

YOU WATCHED SOAP DANCING HOW THE F YOU DID NOTHING WRONG 😡

Ghost: CAPTAIN I TOLD YOU I DIDN’T WANT TO SEE IT BUT HOW WAS I MEANT TO UNSEE IT?!

me

go to settings press memory press delete all

Ghost: HOW DID I NOT THINK OF THAT- pokes his eyes aggressively to remove the image

me

YOU DID WHAT YOU'RE BLIND NOW YOU DUMP SHITE

Ghost: gasp I’M NOT THE DUMB ONE IN THIS GROUP CHAT-

me

yeah you're the second on the podium, Soap is the first with no braincells in that head

Ghost: gasp SOAP CAN ACT LIKE A DUMBASS SOMETIMES BUT IT’S ONLY SOMETIMES, YOU IDIOTS DO IT 24/7-

WHERE THE F DID THE REST DISSAPER 😭😭😭💀

alright kids, this is the reason i don't have a relationship or a career. insane and dump on daily basis.. but at least we got some humor left that no one finds funny beside myself and my dog (I don't have one)

alright that's it, my chats are worse i am keeping this out of weird and dump ily all tell me if i need to do a part 2

[mayoshifts]

shifting log 1

i’ve decided to start logging my shifting attempts on here because i read that logging them helps your journey or whatever. sorry if it’s hard to understand, i have a hard time explaining my shifting attempts sometimes😭😭

anyways… starting off, last night i didn’t really do a method just relied on the vibes💪🏽💪🏽. in the process, i also decided to think as my dr self and try to recall the events that would lead up to what i was doing at that time. i’ll explain a bit further

so first i started off by saying out loud, “the only way i’ll wake up in this reality is if there’s a small change. ” basically to ensure i’ll shift no matter what. i still haven’t figured out what changed but i’ll let y’all know when i do☝🏽after that i laid down and played the noise of an air conditioner in my earbuds. i don’t know why i chose an ac but i just needed something to occupy my ears. then i closed my eyes and took a deep breath.

next off i started thinking like i would in my dr.

“i’m so tired.”

“i wonder if mingi sent me those files yet…”

“thank god it’s spring break…i’m sick of seeing that goofy history teacher.”

“still gotta go back though”

“I FORGOT TO GET D’ANGELO A BIRTHDAY GIFT” (my little brother 💪🏽💪🏽)

“i’ll just buy it tomorrow😪”

and other random things.

i kept doing this for a while. after some time it became way more natural instead of trying to figure out things that i would say. i also ended up getting a dr memory 🎉🎉 it was so random but i was on an airplane with jongho and he had got up for something.

after that, i felt really connected with my dr. i kinda felt like i was in the middle of my o/r and dr.

moving on to a related topic, when i was scripting scenarios, i intended to open my eyes and be in my dr bed whenever i shift. so during my attempt after i thought like myself, i decided to recall the moments that would end up with me laying down in bed.

it was a saturday

i went to work at like 12 something

jongho came to my studio to bring me food💪🏽💪🏽

stayed there until 9 pm working on songs with jjong keeping me company

it started raining

we went home before the rain got too bad

he went to go shower

i went to bed bcs i had already showered that morning

then i woke up at 12 am (the time i wanted to shift to)

bro immediately after recalling all those moments , i fell asleep😭😭 i was out. i still ended up waking up here (well a version of my o/r considering my statement about shifting no matter what ) but i’m happy bcs i made a lot of progress💪🏽 i think i’m going to keep doing this process and working on perfecting it. i may try it with other drs to practice making the mental connection between realities but overall i’m satisfied.

again sorry if it’s hard to understand, if you want you can just ask questions and i’ll try my best to clarify!!

bye bye guys 👹👹👹😆👹

[jaypentaghast]

from my very very hazy recollection the blood tears is because they have no bodily fluids except for the blood? like they’re dead and their bodies fully go through this process that is very close to dying (and I would say IS dying which is why is such a violent process for the receiver) which means they no longer have or experience regular bodily functions. so like in the books (again my recollection is hazy so maybe someone will correct) vampires can’t have sex like they could as humans because the blood isn’t “running through” their veins, there’s no beating heart, etc (at some point in the series this maybe changes?? I can’t remember if I’m remembering a fic or canon lmfao) and lestat gets into explaining this and part of his explanation is like “but i can definitely eat pussy while the persons on their period eheheheh 👹🥵” (again I could totally be misremembering who does this and some specifics)

hiii hi hello!! i was wondering if the tear effects were practical or cgi in my tags (I never found the answer!) but this is way more important to me

Right! When then transform they have to let those fluids GO. Book Lestat tells Louis to go into the forest to get that done.

They don't need to use the loo. There's no real use for their kidneys if they don't pee, either. I think Lestat says they do need to breathe but I'm unsure if this is true or simply something he believes. What I don't recall is whether they sweat or not (I think they are seen sweating in the show, but I can't say whether that's intentional or because the actors are, you know, human beings lol Same goes for the snot, mucus and tears that keep their eyeballs nice and moist, which by their colour we can tell are different from the blood tears when they cry. Again, human actors. maybe try casting some real vampires next time /s)

I'm not an expert in the human body but that leaves very little in terms of excretion. Which I keep thinking about because they have to keep replenishing to survive but do their cells use everything in the blood they consume for energy? How does that work? There's not a creature alive that doesn't get rid of waste in some way.

I mean we can ask all this questions from a scientific pov but ultimately there's a supernatural element to their physiology that likely ties a lot of their functions to the spiritual/mystical.

Blood seems to be a biological need, we know it because without drinking it they die. However, it also appears there's a supernatural element to their feeding as well. For instance, they can die if they drink the blood of the dead, but as far as I'm aware nothing changes in our blood composition immediately after we die. Therefore it's not only about the blood, it's about life essence or something like that. <- this is mentioned in the books, right?

Moreover, with Fareed's experiments Lestat can produce semen. That means with help they can still produce the fluids that a living human can, at least in the books. (Could be in the TV show as well I suppose, maybe the blood never travels down there either and the sex is just for intimacy reasons idk. We never see them get off but I think we're meant to understand that they can.)

I have to take into account that God is an actual character that exist in this universe, though, so trying to explain everything through a scientific lense is going to be impossible. BUT I'M GOING TO TRY. I just need to do more research.

“but i can definitely eat pussy while the persons on their period eheheheh 👹🥵” Oliver Quick you are nothing to Lestat de Lioncourt, he did it FIRST and he didn't even get off on it. /j It's not a kink for me but I definitely want to get to that part to see what the hell that's about! Also I read a devil's minion fic with that premise and it was cool, so never say never ig

[chenziee]

...piercing through the night

Second of my pieces for the @opluffyzine!! Two idiots being idiots... I love them...👒👹🔥

Wano propaganda? From me? AGAIN?! Always.

Aftersales for the zine are still open so check it out! :D

[ Read on AO3 | WCI agenda | Ko-Fi ]

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As he stared up at the person standing in front of him, Luffy frowned, wondering what was even going on. Getting basically kidnapped in the middle of a fight with that dinosaur lady aside, Luffy couldn’t wrap his head around anything this person was saying.

First, he announces he's Kaido’s son, now he’s suddenly Kozuki Oden. It didn’t make any sense and Luffy didn’t exactly have the time for any of this anyway. He needed to get out there and kick Kaido’s ass like he damn well deserved, not sit here and listen to some guy go on and on about something as stupid as this. Seriously, what did ‘I became Kozuki Oden’ even mean?

Yamato did sound genuine in his admiration of the man while bragging about his journal, however, and Luffy could respect that—though he really wouldn’t have expected to find someone who would want to assume their father’s dead enemy’s identity.

There really were all kinds of people out there, weren’t there?

But then all thoughts went out the window with Yamato’s next words. “You remind me of Ace!”

Luffy’s heart skipped a beat at the mention of his brother’s name. He didn’t hear that wrong, did he?

“You know Ace?!” he asked, eyes wide.

“Yeah!” Yamato’s smile grew the slightest bit as he nodded in affirmation. He was quiet for a few seconds, looking lost in thought; maybe remembering the time he had spent with Ace. “He talked a lot about you.”

Hearing him say that, Luffy blinked up at Yamato a few times, trying to tell if he was lying, but seeing only sincerity in those eyes, Luffy’s gaze dropped down again. “I see…” he said quietly, biting on his bottom lip to keep it from shaking.

He wasn’t sure what he was supposed to think. What he was supposed to feel in that moment.

First and foremost, he was surprised. Surprised, because someone else knew Ace, someone he would least expect. Maybe he should have seen it coming; he knew Ace had come to the country before—Tama’s tears and fists upon hearing the news of his death had made that perfectly clear—and if he knew his brother at all, he wouldn’t have just left the country without coming to Onigashima. It wouldn’t have been that strange for him to run into Kaido’s son while at it. Yet, it wasn’t something Luffy would have thought to learn here.

After the surprise was… sadness.

During the two years after the war, he had come to terms with the fact he had lost his brother, made peace with knowing he had been too weak to save him. But that peace didn’t mean it didn’t hurt. It probably always would but there was nothing he could do; nothing beside getting stronger, strong enough to not lose anyone else he cared about.

But, beyond all that…

Luffy was happy. So incredibly happy.

There wasn’t just Sabo and him. There wasn’t just Ace’s old crew. There were still more people who had memories of Ace, who knew and remembered him for who he really was. Not the Pirate King’s son but the man Ace wanted to be remembered as. People who loved him.

People Luffy had never met, but who knew about Luffy.

“He talked about me,” Luffy mumbled to himself, feeling a smile pull on his lips.

Yamato huffed at that. “More like he wouldn’t shut up about you! His bragging was really annoying, to be honest.”

There were no negative feelings in Yamato’s words; instead, his voice was shaking with amusement and such fondness that it made Luffy finally look up at him again.

As soon as their eyes met, Yamato smiled. “That’s why I wanted to meet you. I’m really glad you’re here, Straw Hat Luffy.”

Only the distant shouts of Yamato’s name could be heard while Luffy and Yamato simply looked at each other in silence for a moment, mutual understanding between them.

“Alright so what’s this about you being Oden? You’re down to two minutes!” Luffy announced finally, shoving two of his fingers in Yamato’s face.

“WHAT?! That’s not fair! You spent most of that time staring off into space!” Yamato shouted back, pointing at Luffy accusingly.

Luffy crossed his arms over his chest, scowling at Yamato. “I don’t care! We’re wasting time here while everyone is fighting!”

Yamato blinked at him once, twice, before hissing, “You’re impossible!”

“One and a half minute,” Luffy replied, giving Yamato an unimpressed stare.

He wasn’t even counting the time, couldn’t have been bothered to—not to mention he could never count down even ten seconds right—but he would be lying if he said the frustrated groan Yamato let out wasn’t worth it.

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Luffy nearly jumped out of his skin when Kaido’s voice boomed from below them. He exchanged a quick look with Yamato and they both nodded before they crept carefully and quietly towards the cracked, weak floorboard a little ways to the side.

“Do you see anything?” Luffy asked in a hushed tone, trying to shove Yamato out of the way without much success. Damn these overgrown Grand Line people.

“Nope. But—” Yamato lifted himself up a little to put his hand where his face had been pressed against the board— “I think this will work.”

Slowly, he pushed down. The floorboard creaked under the pressure, bending downwards more and more until there was enough of a gap for them to see the floor below.

Luffy grinned. “Awesome!” Quickly kneeling on the ground, he slapped Yamato’s hand away and put his forehead on top of the board instead. Yeah, he really could see a lot now; the Beast Pirates were all huddled around the Light-Scroll Snail projection, where Kaido went on and on about stupid stuff. Was he even going to say anything important?

A second later, he felt Yamato grabbing his shoulder before he hissed “What are you doing?”

“What do you think?” Luffy said back. “Spying.”

For a moment, there was only silence as Yamato froze, but then something hit the floor right next to Luffy. And, only a split second later, that something poked his cheek.

“Hey!” Luffy cried when he realized what was going on—that Yamato had kneeled down beside him and was shoving his face down just like Luffy was.

“You’re the one who started with this!” Yamato replied defensively. “Now shut up, we’re spying here!”

Luffy was pretty sure Yamato was being louder than him right then but that wasn’t the point! “I didn’t try to poke your eye out with my horns!”

“It’s not like I can take them off!” Yamato snapped, baring his teeth at Luffy.

Luffy only felt it was fair to bare his own back at him but before he could so much at glare at his companion, Kaido and Big Mom’s announcement immediately brought Luffy’s attention to them. The One Piece was Luffy’s, who did these jerks think they were? There was no way Luffy would let them get ahead of him; he was the one who was going to be the Pirate King, goddamnit!

But then something even more pressing appeared on the screen. “That’s Momo!” Luffy’s eyes widened at all the bruises and swelling on the boy’s face. Not to mention his position, tied up and put on display like that! “Momo!!” he cried in alarm, jerking forward on reflex. 

“Hey, don’t shout—”

CRASH!!

Luffy blinked at the sudden change of scenery. How did he suddenly end up on the floor below? Oh. The boards broke. “Whoops?” he tried when Yamato’s angry face blocked his view. There were splinters in his pony tail and a piece of wood was stuck on one of his horns. Luffy didn’t even bother to stop his laughter at the sight.

“This isn’t funny! Idiot!” Yamato shouted, hitting Luffy over the head which only made him laugh harder.

“And the shogun will be my son, Yamato!”

“WHAT?!” Yamato whipped around at Kaido’s latest announcement, immediately forgetting about Luffy, the slightly amused frustration replaced by pure rage.

A grin still on his lips, Luffy jumped up to his feet as well, ready to join in with Yamato’s mad dash towards the performance floor. His expression turned serious, however, when his eyes fell on Kaido’s face on the screen with Momo’s tiny, sad, beaten up figure behind him.

His brow furrowed, shooting one last glare at the man who couldn’t even see him. As he took off after the angrily yelling Yamato, Luffy growled, “Just you wait, Kaido! I’ll be right there to kick your ass!”

When they had arrived to this country, Kin’emon had told them the story of Oden and Toki, repeated the last words Momo’s mom had said. Luffy didn’t care one bit about any prophecies or destiny or the like, none of it mattered to him. But if bringing dawn to Wano meant kicking Kaido’s ass and opening this country? Then they were smashing this night to pieces.

[moodywyrm]

aaa i’m so sorry i had no idea !! please don’t be sorry, which emojis are taken and i’ll pick something different it’s no bother !! 💕 and aw moony i’m sorry, life can be pretty brutal i know the feeling but there is always tomorrow and the day after and they’re full of happy moments you haven’t gotten to experience yet !! ☁️🌈💗 and know you’re very much appreciated in this lil community you’re my fave writer i go back and read all the time !! ✨ + oh definitely the writers and actors come first always !! but i’ve gone back and rewatched their fights already 😭 i do the exact same thing with abbys fights, her ‘are you wearing my backpack ?!?!’ line always makes me laugh.

and aaa i can’t bullet journal i wish i could !!!! i’ve been gathering everything barbie related i can find and im dedicating a few pages to her cause 1.) the movie !!! and 2.) i actually collect barbie dolls + memorabilia :’) + omg nooo i understand the feeling i can’t leave home without my ds, do you have any recs/what are your fave pokémon games? i’ve only ever played pokémon moon !! 🌙💓 + nooo i avoid my own amazon wishlist otherwise the add to basket button is suddenly clicked without me realising !!!! what is the item you want most off of it? if you want to say ofc !! 💖 + thank you moony :’) i’ve never talked through anon before !! usually i’m too anxious but i love reading all ur other anons asks it’s so sweet hearing about other people’s days/interests idk 🫧💓 - lipgloss femme :D

it's totally okay baby, neither of us knew!! it's an adorable emoji but I would simply like to not associate with that side of Tumblr. the current emoji anons are 🌬️ 🐚 🧸 🧩 🧶 💌 ♌️👹 🎀 🎃🫀🦕 🌊🦇 🌺⭐🐥🍒💤🍓🧃 and also (bc im on my laptop and they don't show up) the pink heart, bubbles, and the blue jellyfish! so anything except for those and the butterfly are free!

I will literally cry if you keep being nice to me 😭 I have had such a day and im trying to be Stable rn but im a sad little guy </3 im someones favorite writer??? that doesn't even feel like something that could happen im??? what?? wow??? ahh????

real!!! we stand with the strike, I am also just a Frequent rewatcher and those fight scenes are. I've dissected them. I have so many favorite moments. they're so good!! omg and I love abby's lines, my favorite is ooh someone wants to get laid~ because she's such a goob!!

that's so fair, my bullet journal is such a rough lil makeshift planner that I occasionally but todo lists in because it's the only thing that helps be with school!! I've had five so far? im on #6 rn I think. barbie!!! I still haven't gotten a chance to see the movie but I fucking love Barbie!! who's your favorite barbie!!

for pokemon games, mine are the hoenn region games!! so ruby and omega ruby!! I also loved Moon, it's so good!! and I really liked Pokemon Black!

no literally the amazon wishlist is a dangerous trap. I have a couple things I really want!! mostly clothes and shoes, like these really cool brown platform boots? or these big zip up hoodies!! just a lot of clothes </3 it would be a lot of books if I was allowed to buy books this year </3

aww honey, well im glad you came in and talked to me!! it's really fun!! I love talking to my anons, they're always so cool :( and you're one of them!! so welcome baby <3

[softguarnere]

Hey Dove!!!

Loved your first request so I had to send in my own 👹

As my name suggests, I’m a hoe for Eugene so anything, like literally any crumbs you have for him would be outstanding and I’d devour them. And/or something with Nix cause he just 😩 You can pick one or both, I’m fine with whatever! It can be relationship hcs or just regular ones like I said I’ll take anything 💀✋🏻

No rush at all! I look forward to seeing what you have for me 💞

Omg thank you so much, I'm glad that you liked it! I couldn't pick between Roe and Nix and wanted a challenge, so here are some headcanons for both 😌

Dating Eugene Roe would include . . .

OMG, the sweetest boy

I don't want to sound overdramatic by saying "love at first sight" but he definitely caught feelings for you the first time he saw you in Toccoa

Because he's kind of shy, he was unsure of making a move -- or even how he would go about doing so -- so when you're both chosen to be medics he's secretly a little freaked out inside because you get to spend more time together

He makes his move right before the D-Day jump, because he can't stand the thought of not having confessed his feelings if something happened to either of you

After his confession, he slowly becomes more comfortable around you. The men always talk about how quiet he's known for being, but when his shyness wears off around you, you know him better than anyone

Throughout the war, he's constantly checking in with you to make sure that you're okay. Because let's be real, the medics are always taking care of everyone, but who takes care of them? You both understand the toll it takes on someone to be a caretaker

In Bastogne, he always makes sure that you're warm. He'll share a blanket with you and teach you French and tell you stories about his life before the war while you watch the line

You casually mention that you never want to feel cold again when the war is over. It's something you say offhandedly in frustration one day while trying to find spare supplies, but he never forgets it.

As soon as you find out the war is over, he asks if you if you want to come to Louisiana with him, because you're not likely to get cold that far south

And when you agree, he feels like the happiest man alive

Dating Lewis Nixon would include . . .

Two words: Power Couple

Y'all are chaotic, but in the best way possible

Like, you would have so much fun together, are you kidding me?

When you have a weekend pass, you put it to good use. Pubs, restaurants, movies. Anywhere you can spend time together, you're there. And probably causing a little trouble along the way

As an officer, he tries so hard not to show you too much favoritism so that you don't get into trouble, but everyone knows that you're his favorite

He's an intelligence officer and it shows. He can read your body language so well that you sometimes feel like he knows you better than you know yourself. You could probably even just think a slightly negative thought and bam! He'd appear out of nowhere from miles away to comfort you

Sometimes, you're the only thing keeping him going. If he starts to falter, he thinks about winning the war to make the world a better place for the two of you to be together in it

And when the war is over? I hope you like to travel, because he wants to go everywhere

It's like having a weekend pass all the time. You have fun with it, but he feels like he's living the dream, because all those times that he told himself that he had to make it to the end of the war to spend the rest of forever with you finally paid off, and he's not going to waste a second of it

Thank you so much for the request! I was honestly so scared to share my writing at first, but everyone in this fandom is so sweet and I'm having a lot of fun here. I hope you liked these! 💖🕊️

[one800127]

Me and my husband

*title was inspired by mitski’s song so i wanted to combine it with the request i was given 👹💗*

ex husband!jaehyun x fem!reader

Warnings⚠️: SMUT, ANGST, FLUFF, minor death, fighting and maybe some abuse..? dilf!jaehyun, jaehyun with kids 🥴 btw, please understand that im not trying to romanticize abuse. coming from an abusive home myself, i dont take those kinds of themes lightly and if these things trigger you, please stop reading immediately. IM SORRY I GOT CARRIED AWAY WITH THIS-

Getting married to your college sweetheart, Jaehyun, was the absolute dream. From reformed fuck boy to an amazing husband, your friends envied you because you were the picture perfect couple. After your wedding, you two moved into a wonderful house together in order to start a family. Many things happened in that house, such as cooking together, cleaning together, working together, and most importantly having mind blowing sex together. Jaehyun proved to never be a disappointment went it came to being a husband or being in the sheets because he knows you deserve the best and only the best.

After some time, your first child was born and both of you were elated. You decided on the name Hyunjoon for your baby boy and you and your husband couldn’t have been more happier. Seeing Jaehyun care for your son was the sweetest sexiest thing in the world and that turned you on a little too much. Watching Hyunjoon grow for the next 2 years felt like a flash and it saddened you and Jaehyun because it’s like he was born just yesterday and then the next day, he will be married and having kids of his own. After that terrifying thought, you decided you guys wanted another baby. Some weeks later, you’re rushed to the hospital. Jaehyun by your side in the hospital room, the doctor delivered the terrible news that you miscarried.

The atmosphere at home began to change. Your husband wasn’t making time for you anymore which resulted in you guys being less intimate in bed and you two started unnecessary quarrels over the smallest things. Arguments grew into yelling and yelling grew into physical altercations. One night, you were fixing dinner and your husband came home from work looking visibly tired. “Dinner is ready” you say in a very monotoned voice. Jaehyun sighs and answers, “I’m not hungry” hardly looking at you. You get fed up with how he’s acting, and to make it seem obvious that you are annoyed, you throw the towel onto the kitchen counter, march up to him and you shove him a little to get his attention. “Why are you giving me that attitude?!” raising your voice to him. Feeling his stress build up, Jaehyun shoves you even harder, making you fall to the ground. “‘Why are you giving me that attitude?!’ BECAUSE IM TIRED AND IM TIRED OF THIS BULLSHIT” Jaehyun yells. At the corner of your eye, you see a tiny boy standing at the hallway, holding his teddy bear. “Daddy? Mommy?” Hyunjoon says, his innocence clearly evident, not knowing what is going on.

At that moment, it clicked in your brain that things are beginning to change. The Jaehyun you knew back in college, the Jaehyun who became your husband, he was emotionally gone. Now the man standing in front of you is just some empty shell of what was. Jaehyun turns around to see the little boy and his harsh features turn soft. Walking up to the little boy, he picks his son up and in a calm voice, he asks “What are you doing up this late, buddy?” Picking yourself off the floor, you wipe your pants off so you can cover up the food and put in the fridge. “I heard screaming, daddy” your son says, and you try your very best to hold your tears in. “Don’t worry about that, let’s just get you to bed” you hear Jaehyun say as the sound of his footsteps get quieter signaling that he was gone.

Laying out the divorce papers on the kitchen table, you notice Jaehyun’s hands gripping the paper, almost crumpling it. Trying to stay composed, you tell him that this is the best option and that custody will be 50/50 because you have seen the way that he has cared for Hyunjoon and you don’t want to ruin that for them. With what felt like all hope was lost, Jaehyun had no choice but to sign. After you and Hyunjoon have left to go to your parents’ house, your shared home is now empty. Jaehyun looks around and remembers all the wonderful memories that have taken place, and he too starts to feel as empty as the house.

Hyunjoon is now 6 years old. Of course, when he was born, you fell in love the moment he was put into your arms and a family inside joke was then developed after comparing some baby pictures of him and his father, the similarities uncanny. Seeing Hyunjoon get older was starting to get to you because of how much he looked like his dad, making you miss Jaehyun so much. You missed him so much that you two have started to see each other again, no strings attached. This type of arrangement has affected you both to the point that you can’t bring yourselves to date other people and be normal, you always end up underneath him in bed.

You are cooking dinner, and you hear the door open meaning that Jaehyun has just dropped off Hyunjoon to stay at your place. “MOMMY I’M HOME” your son excitedly yells when he runs into the kitchen. Smiling down at him, you try to avoid looking at Jaehyun in hopes that you don’t remember the way that he was above you one night, rolling his hips into yours. You stop thinking about the previous nights and thanked him for dropping your son off. “You’re welcome!” he says with a smile on his face, his dimples evident. Your ex husband starts to take a good look at you, seeing the way your hair is pulled back into a neat but messy bun, some loose hairs to frame your face and he feels a strong urge to pull your hair like he always does when you two meet in your bedroom or his after Hyunjoon is put to sleep. His eyes trail down to your ass, remembering the events from a few nights ago when he took you from behind, your butt slamming against his hips, red hand prints covering the soft round flesh. Jaehyun’s soon snapped out of his thought because of Hyunjoon’s excited yelling. Your son is jumping up and down, excited to eat his mom’s home cooked meals and his father has a soft look in his eyes. His life is standing right in front him, only if he treated you right, this sight would have been more genuine.

As clinking of utensils fill the room, Hyunjoon turns to you. “Mommy, why does daddy have clouds coming from his mouth???” Your eyes go wide, questioning his inquiry even more, you ask him “What do you mean clouds?” Jaehyun knows exactly what his son is talking about. Ever since your divorce, Jaehyun has turned to smoking to calm him down and the times that Hyunjoon has been to his place, he has most likely seen his father from the window. “I think that’s enough for tonight, let’s get you cleaned up for bed?” Jaehyun asks Hyunjoon while you still have a questioning look.

After cleaning the dishes, you’re on your way to your room. Noticing the door of your son’s room slightly ajar, you can’t help but snoop in and see Jaehyun sitting next to your son in his race car bed, reading him a story. Seeing him this way with Hyunjoon made your heart melt because you know deep down he is a good father, despite everything that happened before. You accidentally push the door open, causing it to make a creaking noise and it catching their attention. Your son has a bright smile on his face when he see’s you, cute dimples that he inherited from his father showing through. “Mommy sit right here!!” he pats the spot on his left. Walking over to the designated spot, your son is sandwiched between you and Jaehyun. After some shared laughs and a few more rounds of reading your son’s favorite book, feeling like an actual family, you and your ex husband leave a sleeping a Hyunjoon alone.

Walking to the living room, you sit on the couch with him. “So you’ve been smoking again?” you ask, hoping he could sense the care you still have for him. “It’s been hard. I just want you back, I need you Y/N” Jaehyun says, feeling himself on the brink of tears. Noticing him tearing up, you grab his face to make you look at him and wipe his tears away. “What happened back then doesn’t matter, Jae. Our son does.” Your voice trails off when you look at his lips. Jaehyun can feel your needs radiating off of you, so he leans in and begins to kiss you deeply.

Kissing him back, your hands roam to the nape of his neck, lightly pulling at his hair. Jaehyun growing needier, he picks you up to bring you to your room, still kissing you. You two land on the bed and you’re laying on your back, your head starting to feel dizzy from the lack of pulling away for a breather, but in this moment you can care less, you wanted him and he wanted you. Feeling his hands all over your body, every article of clothing comes off, and you’re laid out vulnerable to each other. You reach down to his length, making a soft moan come out from your ex husband. Jaehyun starts to thrust his hips into your hand, the initial thought to relieve himself but he’s growing needier by the second. Wrapping your arms around each other, Jaehyun slips himself in and doesn’t give you time to adjust. A mix of heavy breathing and soft groans and moans fill the room, making sure to stay quiet so your son doesn’t suspect anything. Jaehyun then rests his forehead on yours, looking deep into your eyes. His eyes full of love in contrast to how he is rutting into you at this moment. “I love you…” he breathes out, those three words sounding like a distant memory because he hasn’t said that to you in a long time, the last time being 4 years ago, before everything fell apart between you. Hooking your legs around his waist, Jaehyun’s thrusts begin to go deeper, hitting that sweet spot deep within you and that’s all it took for you to writhe beneath him. Your ex husband is still chasing his end, his hips getting rougher and sloppier and you know that feeling all too well. After coming inside your tight walls, Jaehyun stays on top of you, holding you close to him, not planning on pulling out any time soon. You smile up at him, moving his sweaty hair out of his face. “I love you” you say to him, and you don’t need to hear those words back since his actions already explain themselves.

You start to worry. “This can’t be happening” you think, as the doctor broke the news to you. “You’re pregnant”. Those words ring in your ears for the rest of the day. You’ve always wanted another child with Jaehyun, but then the miscarriage and divorce happened. You felt so stupid and irresponsible, looking for comfort in your ex husband. Parking in your driveway, you see Hyunjoon and his dad playing catch, the view making your heart flutter. “Jae? Can we talk for a second?” you say, still rehearsing in your head of what you will tell him. “Yeah!” he responds with the brightest smile on his face. Hyunjoon pouts, wanting to play more with his dad. “I promise to play later, okay Joon? Just go inside and watch some tv” Jaehyun ruffles the top of his son’s head, making the little boy laugh and run inside. “So what is it?” he asks you. You look up at him, words now lost in your head. All the memories come flooding back, from your first meeting, first date, to your wedding day, the day your son was born, your ups and downs, you realize that you can’t let go of him and you are hoping that telling this to him would get you two back together. “I’m pregnant” you blurt out. His face softens at the news, reaching out to rest his hands on your hips and looking down, his little dimples peeking through. “This is a good excuse to get back together with you” he playfully says which makes you lightly smack his arm. “I promise we will be better” you tell him as you wrap your arms around his waist. “We will be better” Jaehyun tells you as he holds your cheeks in his hands, excited for what the future holds for your kids and your relationship.

[fushic0re]

i know we’ve gotten used to demanding reblogs and comments from readers but if you think about it, the way we write and interact with others is also a huge factor on why some are not getting what they want. there are authors here who garner high and consistent engagement. why? because they are good at what they do and they don’t guilt trip anyone for it. they get 100+ anons daily without having to beg the tl for it because they write fics that make you want to scream and ramble, and also because they are welcoming, responds to feedback/doesn’t ignore replies people leave (i know many of us are guilty of this) and because they know how to get people to talk to them (definitely not through making REBLOG AND COMMENT OR I WILL DEACTIVATE 👹 posts). i understand the frustration of 10 reblogs and a hundred likes because i’ve been there too, i am there, but it’s not really a good look to threaten and demand people to leave comments and reblog our fics. they don’t owe us anything, and we don’t owe them anything either. of course there are anons who demand updates and we like to call them out by being like “then reblog my fic first! 🙄” but chances are, 98% of them do. idk, i keep seeing these demanding posts everyday and i get it (i can’t even crack 1k+ likes lol, need to improve and be more creative with plots) but it’s not the right approach… sorry if this comes across as rude and offensive, i’m not trying to be, just giving perspective.

to say "hey you're not getting engagement bc you're not good or don't interact with your consumers the right way" is also such a shitty thing to say when that's not always the case. i've read novel worthy fics on here from the most approachable, kindest people and they barely break 50 notes on their works which is absolutely insane to me. i see people hosting sleepovers/celebration events, asking how everyone's day is going, basically going out of their way to engage with viewers because that's just who they are as people. they're kind. and yet, they're also left in the dust. as a writer, you should know that this happens. people on here are TRYING their absolute hardest just for their works to be SEEN because they love them and are proud of them. that statement is extremely insensitive.

tumblr isn't the same anymore, which means we have to navigate it differently. this means speaking up about how tumblr algorithm doesn't do anything for us and instead, we need to support each other by reblogging. if this is an issue that people are passionate about, they deserve to speak up about it as much as they want rather than be silenced for the sake of "uwu my followers won't like me bc i'm speaking up about an issue uwu".

on this blog, i promote speaking up and standing by what you believe it. i don't give a shit if it makes anyone not want to reblog my fics bc i'm "begging" and it "bothers" you lmao. i'm not gonna bend over backwards and make myself smaller for a measly reblog.

also, no one is "threatening" to leave without reblogs. at least to the people i follow or those i have spoken to about this issue. we're simply pointing out logical arguments; if you kept working at something and weren't being met with any results, would you keep doing it? no, because that's counterproductive. if creators aren't feeling encouraged, they're gonna stop creating. that's not a threat. that's not "guilt tripping". that's fact and you just not being able to handle it.

[kissingchoso]

Could we get a pt 2 to the “Can I use this? | Choso Kamo” fix plz 😔? (If you want to ofc)

There’s No Harm In Trying | Choso Kamo

Pairing: Choso x AFAB!Reader

Synopsis: What could happen if Choso finally admits his feelings? Would you still crave for him in the way he does with you?

Warnings: 18+ content, fluffy towards the end, making out, oral (m. recieving), eventual sex, riding, choso drops the l-bomb, surprisingly less shitty writing but idk

A/N: abso-fucking-lutely babes 👹🖤 any reason to write more Choso! Also, I apologize for getting this out so fucking late, I hate myself too. I hope this satisfies you and my writing tastebuds as me trying to get back into the writing scene after a hiatus. Thank you bby!

This is the post they are referring to! 

It has been unusually quiet since the last time you and Choso had your last moment together. 

You decided to focus on your training while Choso remained ever present. Whenever you’d turn to him for help, a part of him became excited at the raunchy favor you could be asking for. Yet, he’d try to hide his disappointment whenever your questions led to jujutsu training.

Today was no different. You and him were the only ones left on the sparring floor, using your cursed techniques on each other. Nothing was meant to harm the other, really! The two of you were labeled as top ranking sorcerer/curse for a reason! But, imagine both of your surprises when Choso manages to land a good hit on you, effectively immobilizing you between him and the matted floor.

“Shit, I’m sorry,” he wheezes. It felt like the first time you’ve ever heard him cuss without his cheeks turning red from embarrassment. “I wasn’t thinking—”

“Choso, it’s fine. I had a feeling you were holding back on me anyway,” the reassurance you attempted apparently wasn’t enough for him. He began pestering you, fully getting off of you but not allowing you up. Then came the wandering hands and the concerned questions. 

“Are you sure? I didn’t hurt you anywhere?” How could he with the cushioning underneath your head. You try to ignore the feeling of his large fingers curling around your arms, side of your neck and the back of your head, mind filling with a flurry of thoughts that aren’t exactly appropriate given the situation.

“Trust me, I’m okay. I’d tell you if I was hurting,” a soft chuckle left your lips as you sat up, holding your hands up on either side of your head as if showing him yourself that you were okay. “See?”

The raven haired man sat back on his haunches, body slumping slightly forward. Out of the both of you, he looked the most wounded. “Good... Good, I would have hated to hurt you...or worse.”

Frowning, you scooted yourself closer to him, hand coming to rest on his cheek. You thumbed part of the band that ran horizontally across his face. It was his biggest insecurity about himself, yet you always found yourself gazing upon it and touching on it so carefully, it was often times he had second thoughts. 

“You didn’t though, baby. ‘m the picture of health right here!” you smiled when he did, happy to see the small amount of light flash through his eyes. “Why don’t we stop training for today? Wanna stop by to my room?”

He hasn’t been in there in at least a week. There was no need for him to when you’re only seeing him in passing and hardly checking in on him via texting. This is what it was taking to come back? What kind of man would he be to say no?

“Okay.”

He doesn’t remember how things escalated so quickly. One minute you’re idly chatting (mostly you talking and him listening), then the next you’re asking him to close his eyes while you change (he doesn’t understand why he has to do this all things considered - still, he listens and shuts his tired eyes), and finally you’re perched up on his lap, desperately making out with him on the edge of your bed. 

You were whimpering against his lips, your arms squeezing around his neck as if fearing he’d disappear again. It’s not like he was doing any better. What with the way he was holding your hips flush against his, occasionally bucking his upwards just to experience that delicious friction he has been craving as of late.

It’s not the same when he attempts to jerk himself off, remembering your clear instructions on how to go about it. It only feels good when you’re next to him, whispering sweet words of encouragement with that pretty voice of yours as he brings himself over the edge. The once beautiful act turned mundane as Choso quickly got himself off and went to clean up as if nothing happened.

With you, he can ride out those same highs that left him absolutely breathless.

Pulling away from his lips, you pant against his face, struggling to find the correct words to tell him. “Ca...Can we do something new? Please?” 

Ah, there it is. 

The subtle crack in your voice, volume going down a couple of volumes so only he could hear. He’s discovered quickly that this is a weak point for him. Even though he is the virgin taking lessons from the likes of someone so perfect like you, he couldn’t help the proud sensation that blooms in his chest when you ask him so nicely. 

“Yeah.”

“Yeah? Oh fuck-” a shudder passes through you at the thoughts floating through your head. “promise this is gonna feel so good. Wan’ you to put it inside.” 

All he could do is watch in silent amazement as you stand up, peeling away the bottoms you were wearing as well as the sticky slick that clings onto your underwear.

The scent of your cunt hits him and he can feel his mouth beginning to become heavy with the amount of drool being produced.

Had it not been for the promise of finally getting to fuck you, he’d lay you out and have you cumming on his tongue and tongue alone. It’s been so long since he got to indulge himself in your sweet cunt, but he saves it for next time.

The pawing of his own lightweight pants take him out of his dazed mind and he quickly stands to do the same, instead stripping himself completely nude before crawling to the center of your bed, back resting against your headboard. He didn’t know what he was doing but the look in your eyes tells him he did all that he needed to do for now. 

Slowly, you crawled your way over to him, hips seductively swaying from side to side until you’re carefully resting in the space between his legs.

It was unorthodox to jump straight into sex without any foreplay, at least that’s what you believed in. You always told yourself the moment you day to show Choso how to properly have sex, it’d be slow and passionate, showing him all the wonders of fucking before laying to rest beside him.

Now, though? There wasn’t any time for the full effect you originally hoped for. All you could do for now is ensure he was properly ready for you before moving forward.

You reached for his already hardened dick, bobbing every once in a while as you drew closer to it. You swore the thing had a mind of its own at times, simply drawing out its own pleasure while Choso tried to keep up. 

There was no ounce of hesitation in your eyes when you lathered your tongue against the base of his dick. No trace of second thoughts, nor uncertainty when you peered up at him. It’s like you wanted to do this, living to please the cursed being in front of you. 

Your tongued worshiped him, tracing along all of the ridges and dips that were there. Clear pre oozed from his tip, sliding down the length of his dick, but your tongue was quick to pick it up. Your tastebuds became overwhelmed with just him, suddenly craving more. 

Part of you nearly forgot what your original intentions for this were. Finding yourself laid in between his legs, his thighs occasionally trembling beside your head, you almost just wanted to make him cum like this. The throbbing between your legs can easily be satiated at a later time. 

From above you, Choso’s groans grew louder. At some point, he found the confidence to place his hand within your hair, at some point tugging you off. “Y-Y/N, please. I-I can’t.....can’t last like this,” he whimpered.

The warning did not go unheard by you. It’s not like you couldn’t tell either way. What, with his knees starting to bend, hands gripping at his sides, even the eventual whimpers was enough for you to know. Giving him one last teasing lick, you finally lifted off of him in favor of straddling his lap again. “It’s okay, s’okay, you don’t have to hold on for too long.”

Reaching between both of your bodies you lined him up with your entrance before sliding down his impressive length. Put aside the burn and slight pain you were feeling, this was...phenomenal. To be against him like this, as one. The feeling is almost too good.

It took some time but you finally managed to sit on his lap, thighs shaking and burning from the pleasure, but you had to look at his face. Intaking his fucked out expression, short pants leaving his lips as he struggled to keep himself from orgasming too early. 

You’d remain like this forever if the universe had been kind enough to grant you this wish. The gaze laid upon you by those black orbs read nothing but lust, yet you can make out the adoration in his eyes. He trusted you, enough to the point for you to take his first time having a lay with a woman.

It could have been counted a cruel gesture, but you could not help your arms from shooting out towards him to bring him closer to you, hands finding their way into his sweated down hair only to place a rather loving kiss to his lips.

A noise of surprise is heard from Choso until he returns the kiss, hands placed on your sides gently as you two poured it all out. It hardly was a minute until Choso was pulling away, desperately rutting his hips upwards. The motion nearly bucked you off of him completely until finding the energy and courage to do what he wanted. 

Your body was already worn from sparring but there was more than enough fight in you to give Choso the best fucking session of his life.

“F-Fuck-” he gasped, squeezing your sides tightly. “So tight ‘nd w-...warm. I love you so much.”

If only he gave you chance to respond. Not even three seconds after making his confession was he planting his feet on the bed to fuck up into you, desperately seeking a high that was nearly there. 

All you could do is let his words ring in your ear while his hips fall into an unsteady pace and warmth radiates through you like a wildfire.

© This work was created by: @kissingchoso. Do not share, repost, or recommend on any other platform without consent from the author.

[whaleofatjme1920]

Elsie, I need help.

So me and this guy confessed to each other but we kinda left it at that. Do I call him my boyfriend or? My friends keep saying it in front of him and it makes me feel awkward because idk where we stand.

Any advice?

-👹

I haven’t been in a romantic relationship since goodness knows when (it’s middle school), but in any relationship, be it romantic, platonic, coworker, etc, the only way to go is with communication. You might just need to talk it out with him tbh.

When you feel safe enough, or in a good enough mental place, talk it out in a very neutral way? Like, don’t go off the handle “we’re x” or trying to convince yourselves one way or another. Just go with what feels right, whatever your gut and instincts tell you.

What do you want to call him? What do you want him to refer to you as in regards to your relationship? You can always say “my partner”, or “the guy I’m seeing,” etc. all of my friends that have had relationships slapped the boyfriend/girlfriend/SO title on at vastly different times, but mostly when they felt it was right. It’s only official when you both come to that point and want to become exclusive. Mutual understanding, trust and commitment. I think that’s when the title should come in.

Honestly just take your time, don’t rush it, and talk to him about it. There’s such thing as admitting feelings and not wanting to act, or feeling awkward in the moment. I don’t know how many relationships you’ve had prior to, but it feels very new! So enjoy it.

[astrxlis-archive]

While it's still on my mind, i hope that,, you don't mind me assuming what vision probably fits you? :3 i would like to share my thoughts about it ★~ (again, there is no need to reply to my asks immediately 😤 i understand the feeling of tiredness when writing/replying to asks so don't force yourself, okie?? :3

You give me cryo and/or anemo (with a lil bit of pyro!) vibes. How do i explain this,, 😂 hmm let's say that Cryo people are actually those kind of people who also love the most? (I am not sure if you are described to be aloof by others, but what i think is that you warm up gradually to people you like and so you are very kind and open to them!) Cryo because i would relate it to your hesitations about reaching out (this is intended for positive context!;) and the quite shy nature (i was also thinking of ganyu). Cryo because (this is only my thoughts >< so tell me if i got smth wrong xD) i think you're nice, cold and soothing like a glass sculpture, full of magnificence yet when angered you're like a sharp and pointed icicle, guarding the soft frozen waters of your heart.

Anemo because there's a heavy load of responsibility on your shoulders (especially that you study medicine, which is quite a core career in terms of taking care of other people or saving lives) + the busy schedule 😂 (yes if you don't notice, this is... just like jean's situation). It also seems to me that you have taken a liking to the anemo boys?? :3 please correct me if i'm wrong ok? :D Despite the heavy responsibility, you still try to breath and loosen yourself from time to time, plus anemo wielders tend to be caring towards others too, no? :3 You also give me a breezy vibe, where the air is clear and refreshing— it feels like being gently carried by the wind.

Pyro for your warm nature and passion about the medical field !! Pyro, not maybe because of high energy, but because of the flaming potential that you contain inside, untouched and still steady even if flickering at times :D The flame in you still keeps going no matter what!! (especially when you wanna relate stuff to your medical learnings!!)

Was also 🙈 when i found out Dan have seen our interactions here,,,, i feel so shy 🙈🙈 but it's nice to let her know solidly that we def are getting along well <333

Rest well whenever you can!~ 🥰🥰🥰

I swear there's really *something* compelling me to always write you long asks,,, i hope you enjoy reading them tho 👹👹👹

— Wishing you the best of luck, 🍰.

hello 🍰❣️

i don’t mind at all!! actually i think it’s sweet of you to give this so much thought, i’m flattered 🥺🥺 thank you so much for sharing with me!

about cryo: while i don’t get described as aloof, i do get described as quiet and hard to get to know 🥲 but it’s true, i love a lot and very easily, which makes me very prone to get hurt, so i just,,, shield myself. i also have cold hands and feet lmao rip my patients. when i’m angry though… i think you’re spot on. while i’m hard to truly anger, i’ve been told my words and the way i present myself can be as sharp as a knife. or an icicle, ig? i've never seen an icicle irl

about anemo: at this point i think i’m collecting anemo characters isgt it’s not even intentional - i see a character, i like them, i find out their element is anemo djklasdjal ANYWAYS. i’ve accepted i’m a jean kin at this point, thank you for opening my eyes hehe also thank you for the way you described me?? it made me feel so good about myself 🫣🥺🥺

about pyro: ...i know you probably didn’t mean for this to happen, but i promise you it’s not bad. it made me cry. maybe that’s why i was so reluctant to reply to this message, because i always came back to it. i really don’t want to be sad on main or worry you, but this past month has been one of the hardest i’ve faced and honestly i’m surprised i’ve survived it. the steady/flickering part is so so true, and reading it just gave me really warm feelings. with my whole heart, thank you ❤️

also, dan saw our interactions?? my gosh sklajdsklajld not that i mind but sometimes i forget other people can see the way i interact with people and the world and everytime i’m reminded my brain goes “wait, you exist to other people and they can see you”. mental illness at its’ finest ig 🤪😂 and true!! it really is nice, and i’m grateful that we are 💕💕

if you don’t mind, i’d like to share my two cents about that visions i think fit you too! because i’ve been thinking about it as well ehe

geo: you’re solid and steady, much like what the element represents. you’re also constant, even when/if things wear you down - sure, they may shape you, and sometimes the weight of things may seem like it’s too much, but you always come through, and you come back better from them. you’re also constantly learning, and much like rocks are the bed for all things, you’re capable of nurturing and uplifting things and making them better. honestly i kinda wanna associate you with dendro, but the only character we know so far with a dendro vision is baizhu, so this is something i’ll keep in mind to see if you fit or not. :3c

pyro: it may seem like a given, but you’re warm. talking to you always gives me that feeling of sitting around a bonfire and talking with friends, laughing and truly just enjoying the moment. and even when things become quiet, there’s always that lingering feeling of being comforted and content.

please let me know if any perception i have of you is wrong LMAO 💝