#DRARRY

[amomorii]

Yule Ball, 1994

"Can we talk?"

[meemoop]

The Pacifier

Now Draco is going to yap so much Ms. K is going to regret she said anything

[viria]

because in year 4 Harry gets gifted a sweater with a dragon on it, and it's not playing in Draco's favour

[jkmc]

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[ziggystqrdust]

‘just this little space in between’

the before trilogy x tv girl but it’s drarry

[goldmanrustic]

long awaited drarry

yeah this drawing killed me in so many ways but it's finally done!! i've had this idea for sooo long but i only found a relevant reference just recently

they're everything to me<3

[mina-logan]

Draco has an oral fixation. Full art: Bluesky / AO3

[hogwartsfirebolt]

“Any other questions?”

“Minister, there have been rumors circulating about you and your counterpart in this election, Mr Malfoy. Anonymous sources report they found you in a compromising position after a rally during your re-election campaign, could you give us a comment about that?”

Harry smiles and leans forward, elbows resting on the podium.

“Slander”

@drarrymicrofic

[tiny-pun]

The amount of fanfics I’ve read instead of books that were on my shelf or my lists is insane.

The amount of books I’ve read in order to read even more fanfics is insane too. Smh.

[mashruuums]

he is clearly in love

[drarryandotherdisasters]

slander ii (50 words)

RUINING HARRY POTTER'S LIFE - MASTERPLAN:

Insults.

"Midnight Rendezvous" (duelling)

Seven Nimbus 2001's

Snake

Humiliating Valentine's poem

Origami ?

DEMENTOR costumes

BUTTONS

Inquisitorial Squad

Break his nose

Crucio

RECLAIM WAND

Insults

Pre-order Firebolt II

Beat him at Quidditch

"Midnight Rendezvous" (duelling ?)

Beat him at sex

Humiliating Valentine's poem

Move in

Origami  ?

RING

for @yellowfork | prompt from @drarrymicrofic | my Drarry microfic collection on Ao3

[meemoop]

The Scarlet Cuff

“Dear diary, forget it”

for context: those red cuffs are used against highly dangerous criminals going to Azkaban. Once deployed, it automatically alerts backup…

[propussyslayer]

[velvet4510]

Recurring post-war incidents where the Daily Prophet spreads wild rumors about Drarry, convinced that their relationship is a result of either Draco giving Harry daily doses of love potion to fulfill his “PREDATORY OBSESSION” or Harry’s “SAVIOR COMPLEX” making him go to unheard-of lengths to reform a former Death Eater. Articles typically close with “The Saviour is expected to be single again by the end of the month.”

Then after their marriage, people start betting that they won’t last a year, and this continues on for decades, with a number of New Year’s celebrations including betting pools that this will be the year Potter finally dumps Malfoy and becomes available, and the Prophet’s narrative shifts to revealing at least once a month that they are “ON THE VERGE OF DIVORCE.”

At first Harry and Draco just scoff at all of it, hating being gossiped about. But slowly but surely, they start to grow more amused by the whispers than anything else. And by the time their 20th anniversary arrives, they’ve both become so unbothered that they’ve made a habit of alternating between faking dramatic conversations and even arguments in public and holding hands and sometimes even making out in public, just to ensure nobody has any idea where they actually stand, and to see what Rita Skeeter will make of it.

This habit inevitably results in the two of them bursting out laughing at the look on “that one guy’s face” as soon as they get home, and laughing even harder over their breakfast in bed at the next morning’s headline revealing “MALFOY-POTTER MARITAL BLISS REGRESSED BACK TO SCHOOLBOY RIVALRY” or questioning “MALFOY-POTTER VOWS SEALED WITH A DEMENTOR’S KISS FROM THE START?”

Hermione and Ron’s co-workers inevitably ask them about the rumors … and inevitably receive the same simple but accurate response every time: “Nah, they’re fine.”

[feathers-67]

"but they hate eachother" "this ship makes no sense" "that would never be canon" "they're only friends" "but one of them is already dating someone" "they'd be toxic together" don't caaaare I'm consuming media of them being insane about each other and falling in love in situations you couldn't fathom