#Danny Phantom Incorrect Quotes

[hugsandchaos]

Tucker: Dude, it’s 10 degrees outside! Aren’t you cold?!

Danny, standing in the middle of a blizzard with a hot cocoa: Nah.

Frostbite: Great One, it’s 60 degrees outside! Are you sure you’re alright in this weather?

Danny, laying on his stomach on a rock like a lizard: Yeah, I’m good.

[koolaidmansb1tch]

I suddenly wanted to make more DP in-universe memes :)

(check @sqwishywrites34 for the first ones I made lol)

[jeena-says-hi]

Danny: So, Tucker is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.

Sam: Why?

Danny: Because I've caught him trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row.

Tucker, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.

[vala-dreams]

Do you think Jason would be frightened by Danny?

Well, not of Danny, but his own instincts when it comes to Danny?

We've already established that Danny would be scared shitless of Jason cause the lazarus pit is literally a vat of corrupted ectoplasm, making Jason a corrupted......ghost? No, not ghost, a corrupted being.

So he's kind of like the boogeyman to all other ghosts. Which makes sense, considering his violent tendencies ever since the lazarus pit extravanza.

So yeah, Danny would be scared as hecc of him but but as we've already established in the last post, Danny is also a fetus ghost and he would definitely set of the "omg is that a baby must protecc" instincts I'm Jason's mind which no doubt would freak him out. So consider this: both of them being scared of each other for wildly different reasons.

Yes.

Danny, shaking in fear in the corner with a couple of blob ghosts who are also scared shitless: oh ancients, this is it! This is how I die all the way! He's gonna eat us!

Jason, piling blankets on Danny: kid are you shivering? How many times must I tell you to wear a coat?? It's chilly out here

Jason realizing what he's doing: WTF WHY DID I DO THAT AM I TURNING INTO BRUCE

Danny and the blob ghosts: 0-0

[ambriel-angstwitch]

Sam: we all have our demons

Sam: *grabs Danny*

Sam: this is mine

[mephilesthedork]

Vlad: She was poetry, but he couldn't read

Tucker: his name was Jared, and he's nineteen

Dan, Danny, and Dani: When our parents built a very strange machine!

Sam: watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen

Jazz: Aaay, macarena

[myfckingnameisnuwanda]

I hadn't realized orange and deep purple was such a great convination!

I hate how Sam turned out, so I'll be changing it for the next one, but Tuck looks adorable in pastel colors!

HC that Tuck's hands are always super hot, but his ears get cold easy. And Sam juggles between feeling super cold or super hot, no in betweens, so she wears light shirts and a super big, puffy, warm coat.

Also, black coffe like Sam's soul? Tuck's favorite. A rainbow explotion worthy of Pinky Pie? Sam's favorite.

Danny has broken tastebuds after years suffering his parents food, so his favorite would be something really weird, like blendered hot dogs and choco crispys with a table spoon of aloe vera.

Prompt post

Prompt creator

[not-as-endearing-fanatic]

Waitress: are you two a couple?

Danny: n—

Tucker: is there a discount?

Waitress: ten percent off dessert

Danny: *puts his arm around Tucker*

Danny & Tucker in unison: yes. yes, are we

[thr-333]

Damian: Someone will die

Danny: It’s me

[demented-trashcan]

IDK little incorrect quote

Elle : What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?

Elle : Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies.

Jazz: Socks are Feetie Heaties.

Danny: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties.

Danno: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies.

Sam: Stamps are Lickie Stickies.

Tucker: I hate you guys so much.

Yes, Danny and Danno are separate ententes(you cannot change my mind)

[sadlynotthevoid]

Sam, Danny, and Tucker at Nasty Burgers

Tucker, explaining Danny his schedule app he just made for him: —so all what you have to do is touch this——

Sam, who had just tried her mystery smoothie: *spits* PHAH tsss gahH what is this made of? It tastes fuchsia— eww.

Danny: really? let me try *takes a sip* it's more like blue for me, it's not bad *drinks more* It's like... pomegranate and... mango? maybe?

Sam: Mango?! Gross. Why would they do a mango-flavored smoothie? It's disgusting. There are a lot of better fruits to choose, like, raspberries.

Danny, still drinking her smoothie: uh, I don't know. I quite like it. It's like the song of that anime you showed me, Tuck.

Tucker: Which— oh, Charlotte?— Wait, dude, you cried. You said it was "the most hurtful thing I ever did to you". Why are you still drinking it?

Danny: I mean, yeah, but it's also good. Like a good pain.

Sam: well, you can keep it. But I'm taking yours. My tongue feels like I just ate— ughh— Paulina's make up.

Tucker: now I'm curious. How do you even know how it tastes like?

Sam: I just do.

[hugsandchaos]

Hyrule: If you put poison in a healing potion, would it heal you or kill you?

Everyone else: Go to sleep!

Danny: If you all end up in my world and you give me a red potion, I can try to sneak you into the lab in my basement and we can find out.

Hyrule: Sounds like a plan.

Legend: Stop encouraging him!

[koolaidmansb1tch]

@sadlynotthevoid HIS CAMPAIGN

y’all reblog with the tag #mr tubbs for school mascot to vote for him 💚

[jeena-says-hi]

Danny: I am in pain

Jazz: Do you mean emotional pain or- OH GOD THATS A LOT OF BLOOD

Danny: Pain, yes

[vala-dreams]

Vlad in his basement cooking up new clones: huehuehue

Danny lookin at all the new family members he boutta get:

HUEHUEHUEHUE

[ambriel-angstwitch]

Sam: It’s as the late Danny would say-

Tucker: Wait Danny died?!

Sam: Well yes, you know that you were there, but I was more referring to the fact he was supposed to be here an hour ago