#Dionysius

[riordanverse-craziness]

First look at Percy Jackson and the Olympians characters:

⚡Lance Reddick is Zeus

⚡Toby Stephens is Poseidon

⚡ Jay Duplass is Hades

⚡Timothy Omundson is Hephaestus

⚡Lin Manuel Miranda is Hermes

⚡Adam Copeland is Ares

⚡Jason Mantzoukas is Dionysius

⚡Dior Goodjohn is Clarisse La Rue

⚡Glynn Turman is Chiron

⚡Charlie Bushnell is Luke Castellan

⚡Virginia Kull is Sally Jackson

⚡Timm Sharp is Gabe Ugliano

⚡Jessica Parker Kennedy is Medusa

⚡Suzanne Cryer is Echidna

⚡Megan Mullay is Mrs. Dodds

[maple-tree-hills]

Percy Jackson AU where instead of Poseidon being absent in Percy’s life, he helps raise him. But Percy doesn’t know his dad is Poseidon. He thinks Peter Johnson is a marine biologist and a fisherman who is frequently on long business trips for his job. Maybe Sally and Poseidon are divorced, and she marries Smelly Gabe or maybe they’re still together, who knows.

Just, instead of Percy being in anger at the gods for neglecting their children he’s in disbelief that his very normal father is Poseidon. They go on fishing trips together all the time and he dresses like a tacky Hawaiian tourist. Not a god. He refuses to believe this despite Grover being a satyr, and Mr. Brunner being a centaur.

I’m not sure if Percy should know all of the gods or not. Maybe he knows Mr. D already as Cousin Dexter. Cousin Dexter has shown up a couple of times in his life. He’s a devil for the drink and a known alcoholic, so why is he at this weird camp playing cards with Grover and Mr. Brunner? And they start talking about the gods and demigods again. And Mr. D calls him ‘mortal.’ And Percy’s like yeah, no Cousin Dexter has had a bit too much to drink despite the fact that he can’t smell any alcohol on him, and he’s only been drinking Diet Coke. Percy switches subjects as to why Mr. D isn’t drinking any alcohol. Apparently, his father won’t let him drink alcohol anymore and is forcing him to work at this summer camp. Percy is happy to hear this because at least someone isn’t having Cousin Dexter’s shit anymore.

Then they switch gears back into the conversion about gods existing and he’s sure Grover, or Mr. Brunner, or Mr. D will say sike, but none of them do. They all seriously believe in the gods. Well Percy is stubborn and won’t be convinced this easily.

And then he finds out that Hades stole the master bolt and has his mother, and he’s like uncle Hector? Uncle Hector is a god of the underworld? And he has my mother and stole Zeus’s lightning bolt? No way. Uncle Hector lives in LA and works at a music producing studio. He is not the god of the underworld. He is not Hades, this is insane and Percy does not appreciate being punked. He’ll admit some supernatural stuff is real because a minatur killed his mom, but being a demigod no way.

And they keep telling Percy about the family drama and he’s still in disbelief. All he knows about uncle Zane is that his father is not on good terms with him. There’s no way uncle Zane who his father HATES, who works in the Empire State Building is Zeus. There’s just no way.

And then he finds out about the Big Three and forbidden children thing. And he goes ‘That can’t be true uncle Hector has two kids: cousin Bianca and cousin Nico.’ And he just accidentally spoils to everyone that Hades has not kept his end of the pact about fathering more mortal children.

And then they’re on the road going through quests fighting against Alecto again, Echidna, and Medusa and Percy still can’t believe the gods are real.

It isn’t until he gets to the underworld that he starts believing. There seated on a dark throne surrounded by skeletons is Uncle Hector? Uncle Hector is actually Hades? He’s freaking out he’s never seen his uncle this way before. He’s terrifying and keeps demanding this Helm of Darkness thing in exchange for his mother. Where’s Nico he wants to hang out with his cousin?

And maybe Percy sasses him because what the heck uncle Hector sending furies after your nephew and holding your sister-in-law hostage and accusing your nephew of theft is not cool. And things for the most part will proceed like they do in the book for the most part. I could see Hades when he’s pretending to be a human behaving similarly to Jay Duplass’s portrayal of him in the TV show. Just a comical uncle who is most certainly not lord of the underworld.

(I’ve only seen the TV and I’ve almost finished the first book so far, but I do know Hades has two kids named Bianca and Nico)

[acorn-summit]

A reality TV show about the Olympians removing problematic elements like sexual assault.

Every episode opens with a shot of a bedroom. Zeus pops up from under the covers, accompanied by a woman. Each episode it is a different woman. And it can NEVER be Hera.

Since Hades isn’t an Olympian he doesn’t have a throne on Olympus so every time there’s a meeting and he’s there they give him a makeshift throne. And as the series continues his ‘throne’ gets more and more ridiculous. At first it starts off as a fancy chair, then it becomes a basic chair, a beanbag chair, a pre-schooler chair that he can barely sit on, a yoga ball, a mechanical bull, a giant rubber ducky, a bucket, etc.

Hermes and Dionysius need to initiate 90% of the drama. I can 100% see one of them going “Hey uncle P I think I saw Amphitrite walking away from father’s bed chambers.” Which is definitely not true, but they live for chaos. Poseidon, Zeus, and Hera all try to kill each other. And after starting drama Hermes and Dionysius just sit back, sipping wine, and eating popcorn as everyone tries to kill each other.

At some point Poseidon is chilling out with someone and there’s a knock on the door, the other person goes to answer it and comes back. Poseidon is all like ‘who was it?’ And the other person says ‘oh don’t worry about it. It was nobody’ and Poseidon has an aneurysm.

Hades and Hestia are the unproblematic characters. Hestia wishes everyone could get along and all Hades wants to do is avoid is crazy relatives, hide in the underworld with his wife, and pet his doggo.

[illustratus]

The Sword of Damocles by Richard Westall

[lily-s-world]

Tumblr PJO besties, I'm curious about which cabin has more demigods. Mine is Zeus, by the way (I know he isn't the best but Thalia resonated with me a lot when I first read the series.)

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

Sorry about the blasphemy, everyone.

[phosporo]

olympian favor 

[worldhistoryfacts]

Dionysius stands atop a chariot pulled by panthers, with the goddess Nike and a Maenad (a female follower of Dionysius who is playing a musical instrument). Dionysius, the god of wine, parties, fertility, and religious ecstasy, was often associated with panthers. Roman, from the Zeugma Mosaic Museum in Turkey.

{WHF} {Ko-Fi} {Medium}

[dilfaeneas]

In the Orphic tradition dionysius was first a child of persephone before being reborn to semele. Dionysius later gifts persephone a flower in exchange for his earth mother to live again. I like to think its truly because she loves her son.

[yokuimmobylen]

I like the idea of lotus controlling the thoughts of lotus-eaters. Therefore, all the "infected" have lotus flowers on their heads, like wreaths or something similar

[duxfemina]

"why, this is violence!"

Is the most understated response to your homies stabbing you at a meeting of the Senate

[c4tb0y0]

Incorrect Pjo/HoO quotes I made myself;

(yes there is one spoiler please do be careful I have put a warning there)

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Nico: Such a swaggie day today

Everyone:

Will: Something went wrong didn't it..

Nico: Yep

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Leo: Sorry I can't come over my tomagotchi is sick and I need to look after it so it don't just leave me like everyone else :)

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Percy: I fear for the day Nico somehow revives William Shakespeare like.. Thou does not wans't that

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Annabeth: I am surrounded by idiots

Percy: That was quoted from Lion King

Grover: When I was younger I had an irrational fear of Scar

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Leo: I hate Winston Churchill he is a moody rat

Annabeth: He literally won the war

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Percy: I am losing the plot

Annabeth: You never had the plot to begin with

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Will: Day 274 in the heat, I think I am hallucinating for a split second I saw thanatos

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Nico: Someone asked what my music taste is so I said I like bands like My chemical romance, they whispered "are you emo?" like it's a disease

Nico: I generally did not know what to say after that

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!! Spoilers for HoO if you have not read it yet!!

Piper: The world is horrible I never knew how rough it could be till now..

Leo: Umm is everything alright with Piper

Annabeth: I just told her, her boyfriend technically was not her boyfriend and he doesn't even know her lol

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Percy singing: Alllll I wantttt is blue fooood

Sally singing back: Herreeeeeee is your blueee fooood

Annabeth walking into the kitchen: What in the musical is this-

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Percy: :(

Jason: What's wrong with Percy?

Annabeth: He just found out that Killer whales aren't really killer and they just have a bad rep

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Piper: Talk to me like that again and I will do an wwe smackdown on you

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Dionysius on his third energy drink: Is it good or bad that I am seeing demigods flying?

Chiron: For the love- please I beg you stop drinking those

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Nico: It may seem hot, but the underworld is hotter

Jason: STOP TALKING ABOUT THE UNDERWORLD, I CAN'T NOT IN THIS WEATHER

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Clarisse wearing sunglasses: Alright guys we gotta get the flag and not die trying

Travis Stoll: I wasn't listening to anything you were saying but you look drippy

Clarisse: Listen! We have to-

Connor Stoll: D R I P P Y

[devotedlydeepeststrawberry]

Yo PJO fandom, tiktok and Tumblr spoiled so much to me so decided to read it just for context. I'm currently on the fourth book. However, I had to help my cousin with her Antigone homework and when I looked at the family tree, a scene in the third book chapter 19 just became so much funnier to me.

Why is this so funny, you ask?

According to the Antigone family tree, Dionysus is the son of Zeus and Semele.

Semele is technically a half-blood as she is the daughter of Cadmus and the goddess Harmonia. And who is this Harmonia you may ask? None other than the daughter of Ares and Aphrodite. (no clue how those two created harmony but still).

So, Ares is calling his own great grandson (and brother) an 'old drunk'.

[iridiumzer0]

*Apollo and the 9 muses hanging around in their musical glory*

A while after

Dionysius: *Sobbing*

Apollo coming home: What's going on here?

Hermes: I SAW YOU HANGING OUT WITH THE MUSES!!!!!!!

Apollo: Wha-

Apollo: I'M ALLOWED TO SPEND TIME WITH OTHER PEOPLE .

Dionysius still crying: I WON'T HESITATE BITCH!!!

[plentyoffandoms]

Updated list of requests that need to be done & will be out this month.

Line through it means it has been posted.

Part 2 Invader of My Heart ft Leif Eriksson x f/Reader

Car thief Chuck Taylor x f/Reader (18+) AU

Percy Jackson & twin sister reader

Ares x daughter

Loved ones taking a hit HC - Christian Cage, Hook, Chuck Taylor, Swerve Strickland

EVP Matt Jackson

Swerve Strickland (18+)

Jon Moxley (18+)

Orange Cassidy x childhood friend

Undisclosed wrestler x f/Reader (song inspired)

Dionysius x reader (song inspired)

Daniel Garcia x f/Reader

Orange Cassidy x f/Reader (18+)

Matthew Lillard x reader

Undisclosed PJO Gods HC

Orange Cassidy x f/Reader

Billy Gunn x f/Reader

Christian Cage x reader

Swerve Strickland x f/Reader (18+)

Dan Moloney x f/Reader

KINKTOBER REQUESTS - Yes, I still am doing them for the 2023 season as I didn't complete the list. ~ These I have saved for Kinktober 2024

Days 1, 6, 13, 26 - Dan Moloney x f/Reader (18+)

Your Body is a Wonderland prompts:

21 & 24 - Dan Moloney x f/Reader (18+)

Sweetest Taboo prompts:

5 & 22 - Dan Moloney x plussize f/Reader (18+)