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sysmedsaresexist · 8 months
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Who is Grimes anyway other than Elon Musk's ex? Like, what is she known for? I know Google is right there but hearing it from others is more entertaining.
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knackfandomarchive · 1 year
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Weirder question: what would the characters smell like?
A couple days ago I was selling stuff in a parking lot on a hot day. At the end of the day, we were packing up and I discovered that my arm hairs had collected mineral dust from the soft breeze and thus I smelled like the dust. I have brain worms and so thought: huh, I bet Knack would smell like [a parking lot when it rains].
And Ryder would wear some sort of woodsy cologne, since he's one of those TV personalities, right? And sweaty, depending on how recently he's done an expedition.
My brother and I agree this time: Lucas would smell like a teenager...
Although after a shower, I think he'd probably smell like some generic men's soap, but I'm not quite satisfied with that answer somehow. Suggestions?
Doctor Vargas would smell obnoxiously like whatever hair gel he uses. I'm imagining a bitter chemical scent. My brother also says he would smell like chemicals. What else would he smell like (genuine question)?
Charlotte would wear something sensible and clean, maybe a little floral, but it would not overpower the lingering scent of motor oil or other such chemicals in her line of work.
Viktor would wear some super pretentious fragrance idk. Like, Elon's Musk or something. If you were to interview him, you'd be like, yeah, this guy smells like a billionaire robotics industrialist. Maybe a hint of leather or shoe polish.
Ava is purple, so she would smell like lavender. And a bit like coconut since I have somewhat wavy or curly hair and heard that coconut oil is a popular hair-care substance for very curly hair.
Gundahar would smell like, uhh, I want to say something citrus or rose water, a rather light scent, and sweaty because of the armor. Also like an old man.
Rothari seems like the kind of guy to go heavy on the flower scent, but I'm not sure. He would also smell old. I'm assuming Elders or those eligible are old.
Not sure what Katrina would smell like. Thoughts? Maybe some kind of fruit, but that's not specific.
Or Xander. I think I saw someone have an opinion on that.
Who else am I forgetting? Robo Knack would smell like lubricant or nothing. Morgack would either smell like nothing but goose dander (or some other bird dander) from the feathers on his armor in addition to leather, or incredibly rank and even bloody. I imagine most goblins are actually very clean, despite the stereotype otherwise. But working hard makes you sweaty, and that's just how it is.
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Goodmorning exclusively to the people who tag their long posts as 'long post' and their billionaire critiques as 'elon musk' so that I may continue to ignore both in peace
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picklecestous · 21 days
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I want to quit twitter so bad bruh... (So addicting)
Ever since Elon Musk joined the site. It's still was the same, but features just not it...
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the crowd is enabling the manchild belon manmusk
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virovirokun-has-adhd · 9 months
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HAPPY NEW YEARS (im Australian we get new years so far ahead of y'all)
uhm also i heart my discord mods forever and ever
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spartanlocke · 6 months
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I left tumblr but I guess I might be coming back soon for real time since apparently Elon's bots ARE POSTING ACTUAL, REAL LIFE CP AND CSA NOW.
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I'm not even fucking joking. There are dozens of people in the replies and QRTs saying the same thing: the "PUSSY IN BIO" bots pots posted actual CP on their tweets.
IF YOU USE TWITTER, DO NOT HAVE AUTO-RECORDING ON, DO NOT STREAM AND MAKE SURE YOUR CACHES ARE CLEAN, POSSESSION OF CP - EVEN ACCIDENTAL - IS ILLEGAL. IF YOU SEE A TWEET HIDDEN FOR SPAM, DO NOT OPEN IT. I'm lucky to not have run into any CP/CSA footage myself yet, but I'm going to be extremely careful and I recommend you all be too. And if you DO happen to run into it, you can use websites like https://tips.fbi.gov/home. report.cybertip.org or iwf.org.uk/en/uk-report/ to report it.
Don't bother reporting it to twitter. Elon's already been exposed for restoring the account of a man who posted real CP. He won't care. He's a demon and twitter has become exactly the way he wants it.
Stay safe and pray for Elon Musk's downfall.
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spicebowl · 2 years
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while i respect everyone over on twitter wanting to "tumblr" elon musk, and they may even be able to do something similar, the only true way to pull off what tumblr did to verizon is to straight face post cringe and awful shit on twitter so severely it actively tanks investments. tumblr did this without trying and borderline on accident. you have to scare away every advertiser except ball shaving ads. you have to become hated by every corner of the internet. you have to bring apple to its knees and force it to remove twitter from the app store. quite literally good fucking luck, god speed warriors, i cant wait to see what actually happens but it is so bold to think what tumblr did wasnt just a perfect storm of degeneracy, drama, staff incompetence, and straight up criminal content.
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LIST OF PEOPLE AND ORGS THAT ARE IN LEAGUE WITH THE SKULL
Taylor Swift
Elon Musk
WALMART
The United Nations Security Council
Paw Patrol (ACAB)
Every Televangelist
Trixie from Fairly Odd Parents (!!)
Santa Clause (REAL)
The President of the US
Kanye West
TikTok
The Mayor of Glendale, Arizona
Frank Lloyd Wright (come ON)
MICROSOFT
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dandydanja · 2 years
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what baffles me about Elon musk is for a man with a massive throbbing ego, he still passes up the chance to be the savior of humanity and end world hunger with like, 3% of his money. Can you IMAGINE the bragging this guy could do?? But nah. He said lemme buy twitter instead.
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ayeforscotland · 3 months
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“Oh don’t worry, he just posted a picture of a child being sexually assaulted, I will restore his account personally.”
Fucking hell. Twitter is an actual sewer.
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one-time-i-dreamt · 2 years
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Elon Musk bought McDonald's and created the Musk Burger. He was immediately sued for causing food poisoning.
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skygenders · 11 days
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So what Elon can make a corrective rape innuendo about one of the most famous women in the world and face like no consequences? I hate this world
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onlytiktoks · 2 months
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charlesoberonn · 18 days
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