#Exercise Rolling

[sthilarions]

Asexual Charles Rowland who died a virgin (because he went to an all-boys school, of course that’s the reason - so what if most of his friends got up to things in town or on breaks). He liked looking at fit people, still does, and he liked kissing, but he just never happened to get around to doing anything else. Not for lack of wanting to, of course - of course! Just… never happened.

After his death he did try a few things but it just felt… wrong. Felt sort of like nothing and sort of, if he’s really, really honest with himself, like he remembers nausea feeling. He puts it down to ghost limitations. He can’t feel touch right, probably can’t feel anything like that right.

And then he’s with Edwin. And he can touch Edwin. He can feel Edwin. And every second his skin is against Edwin’s, it sings. So surely it must work, now?

It doesn’t.

Edwin’s hand creeps up his thigh, and it feels the same as it did on his hand (wonderful - but not special, not different, and he knows it’s supposed to feel different somehow). Maybe he just needs to go further? But as he’s moving against Edwin, and feeling sort of like nothing and sort of like everything (skin against skin still sings) and sort of like nausea, he thinks, ah. I guess it still doesn’t work, even ghost to ghost, even with someone I can feel. I guess ghosts just can’t do that.

Until he looks into Edwin’s eyes. And he realizes Edwin isn’t feeling nothing and isn’t feeling nausea. Edwin’s eyes are pupil-full, black and shining, looking up at him with feverish heat and naked pleasure.

Things Charles doesn’t feel.

Can’t feel.

And he’s run out of excuses for why.

[myokk]

autumn🫶

[soaps-mohawk]

I just started cackling over a thought I had, and needed to share it. Omega is feeling very restless and wants something fun to do, so after some thought they start stretching really well, and then put on some running shoes. Wanders over to the rec room where the pack is all sitting around. We approach Soap who is most likely to react the best; slapping a hand on his shoulder and yelling: “you’re it! No tag backs!” And turning tail and sprinting back out of the rec room while giggling like crazy. Now you may be thinking, they are grown adults, but Soap and Gaz would absolutely play tag with us, and as much as Ghost and Price would think it might be childish…. The packs omega is running, and it will trigger their hunting instinct. Could consider it training. But also soap slowly turns back from us to everyone else, and then everyone just scatters.🤣

You know what's funny...I was just talking about something similar with a friend 😂

Except it wasn't playing tag, it was the reader having to write "'mega's snacks" on all her food because the guys would eat them otherwise. Kyle and John leave them alone because they're sane individuals. Johnny still tries and gets chased when he gets caught. Simon uses Johnny's distraction to sneak snacks for himself 😂

No but the reader so would do that. There's not far to run in the barracks but doing it as training? Just a bunch of kids out there playing tag and having fun chasing the reader. Until Johnny is it, then it's utter chaos. He's definitely the kid that took P.E. way too seriously. Super competitive and active and was always captain when playing sports.

[monstersdownthepath]

Gotta say, writing higher-level monsters has given me an appreciation for the contortionist acts Paizo sometimes pulls with its creations to make them work properly.

[xxplastic-cubexx]

yk those slappy hand things?

these:

Erik would slap these on Charles bald head

if you tour the x mansion and visit everyone's rooms you will find one (1) of these in everyones drawers this i promise you

[vegan-nom-noms]

Asian Noodle-Bowl With Yellow Curry Sauce

[mattsmemes]

[dramatic-dolphin]

why do people act like you're either fat or "healthy" like bro i am not healthy i literally give zero shits about eating healthy. my fat relatives care more about healthy eating than i do, i think you're just fatphobic and disconnected from reality 👍

[yyprompts]

#1 🌙🩷🤍

theme/topic: deep end mix tape - Tabber

You're eating at a run-down, empty restaurant and lighting the candles on your birthday cake when suddenly, a bunch of bikers with their helmets still on come running to sit at your table. You're confused because you've never met them before, but turn around and see a rival biker gang is approaching, and decide to play along.

"I need you with me at night, I'm not fooling around with you." / "It's sad that you think I'd fall for that." / "But every night that you're not here with me, I feel as depressed as a wilting rose..."

"How many times would you die for me?" / "Exactly twice."

You meet your date for the night at a strange hotel nearly empty despite it being summer and prime vacation time. Little do they know that despite their hopes of finally securing a long-term romantic relationship, you're here searching for your next bloody victim.

There's a strange person running around like a maniac, making laps, and police cars around the neighborhood won't stop blaring their alarms. On their sixth lap, bored out of your mind from overtime work at a nearby store, you decide to interrupt their run. However, when you manage to stop them, you realize they're no normal person, and that they're covered in blood with fangs poking out of the corners of their lips.

[nyxi-pixie]

hi nyxi!!!

wondering if u have any random opinions/hcs about yosano? i love her sm but i feel like so many characters are mischaracterized in this fandom and i trust you so if u have time id be interested to hear them :)

btw ur writing is amazing and delicious and MMMMRMMRMDMFM and ive been meaning to comment on ur works but busy schedule and my tendency to yap has been getting in the way…ty for writing such amazing fics 🫶🫶

hellooo this has been in my asks for ages because im awful and dreadful and suck so bad

headcanons only occur to me when im in the middle of writing fic and a character just does a thing and it becomes canon to me. im sure i will come up w some when i get around to writing that one wip idea . if i ever do 🙁 BOOOO brain let me write abt my girl i beg. and i avoid any and all talk about yosano because i actually cannot handle seeing people get things wrong about her. i will say i think, as always w bsd, the issue is people take two extremes. either shes evil violent and awful and doesnt care abt the agency and is assaulting them on the regular bc she feels like it (what are you people saying🙁🙁) or shes lovely and a gentle mother figure to kyouka + kenji (😐😐😐). when really, she IS violent shes a bit crazy shes what it looks like to hold life and death in your hands AND shes capable of softness and cares about her friends. thats always a defining feature of her, the reason she initially cant handle the reality of her ability is bc she cares too much. the rigid boundaries she has on it now and the mess she makes of people when using it, are very explicitly within canon tied to the fact that she cant devalue life and her ability naturally does. it HAS to be unpleasant so it isnt idealised. those two parts of her, violence and affection, exist at the same time. this literally isnt even analytical, this is just stuff canon says directly that people apparently dont get. lawl. that IS one of the things thats fun when writing her though, bc not only do those two things exist at once, the line between them is blurred. violence and affection, in the right circumstances, become united, mutually dependent. and theres sooo much you can do w that prose-wise. most of the time i spend thinking abt yosano i end up spiralling abt ability thoughts, but ive already got those out extensively and i refuse to repeat myself ever 💞

anyway! im glad you enjoy my fics love!! will hopefully have more time to write for a bit bc im mooostly done w coursework and dont have any more exams until may😍

[hussyknee]

This man shook hands with Netanyahu while the ICC was applying for his arrest warrant, way before his party hastily reinstated UNRWA funding once yesterday's ICJ ruling was passed. Between this and its continued persecution of immigrants and trans people, I'm not kidding when I tell you the UK only chose Diet Fascism.

[dkettchen]

too many good news this week and my brain isn't used to that ToT

[rorydrawsandwrites]

A man with heterophobia in his eyes <3

[neverendingford]

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[psychopomp-namine]

you know, I think neji would enjoy playing dnd. getting to write stories and play characters with no limitations, and having to improv with the other players because he would never have full control of where the story was headed? it would be a dream come true, and also therapeutic. neji would of course be the dm who would "yes and" anything his players want to do. the story would be something everyone has input on and would help shape. an adventure that neji himself couldn't predict or write on his own. also, just imagine him describing his setting and doing all his character voices, he'd love that so much

I think it would be a good exercise for quartz too, because they'd have to make their own characters and backstories and roleplay in character without a script to direct them. especially to kisa "transparent vessel" tachibana, who can act out any character but is afraid of letting herself be seen through them. similarly, kai as well, since he'd be in charge of his own character instead of propping someone else up

on the flip side, fumi would get to enjoy playing a character but not having the pressure to be the lead/spotlight of a story. he's there to play, not perform

sou would also LOVE dnd. I think he'd be really into the character creation and lore, and is probably the next person I can think of who can try being the dm when neji is sick/tired/wants to be a player. he's the player who takes down notes and remembers one small detail neji mentioned four sessions ago that becomes relevant to the current session. neji loves him because sou is the one who appreciates his world building the most

suzu and fumi would instigate so much in the adventure, which neji would love. suzu makes a character everyone loves (like hachipochi) and always brings snacks to the table

fumi has read all of the player handbook, and mitsuki has read maybe a quarter of it (only the relevant parts to his character and how some dice rolls and combat work). mitsuki is also the one who doesn't put much effort into his character's backstory but unexpectedly gets big character development during the adventure, surprising everyone in the table including both the dm and himself

otori is very good at both roleplaying and combat, has created a compelling character, and tries to go on solo adventures but eventually gets roped into the party because he can't adventure alone in neji's setting

[the-cryptographer]

that post several mutes of mine reblogged about needing more doms that aren't about selflessly helping their sub explore their desires and are more about using their sub as a vessel to purge their own violence and need in order to feel purified and whole has taken over my brain but in a bad way where these are not opposite ends of a spectrum but in fact both encompassed by anders dragon age who both desperately needs to know he is a good boy doing a good job helping out his sub and also desperately wants to purge his own desire and aggression and resentment and will inevitably do so given the right (or wrong depending on your pov) mood swing. but also i know i'm in the minority for people who see him on the dommy side of switch in the first place so 🙃