#FUCKFUCKFUCK

[lineffability]

in a season full of meta-commentary on Classic Romantic Tropes and How to Use Them™ it really is truly, truly ironic and tragic and fitting that Crowley tries to fix it with a kiss. it's like in the movies, like in the stories, make them shelter from the rain, make them dance at a ball, make them kiss, and it will all be all right, it will all be lovely, Happy End, and he doesn't really believe this when he kisses him, he knows it is (always already) too late, but he does it anyway, the human way, their way

[frnkiebby]

drowned rat meet drowned rat~🎃

[theh3rminator]

Fuck.

( @pixelettex4 being my guardian angel doing lineart for me again love you girl)

( @the-boss-kicks @tayler-swift @scarrinotspooky @teenytheteentheteen )

[doingmybest1211112182]

Need a man to jerk off to my pictures and send a video calling out my name as he threatens me how if he ever sees me out in the street he’ll rip off my pretty clothes and breed me over and over again until I’m nothing but a leaking puppy in heat

[frostbeees]

happy birthday adam

[moth-in-a-mason-jar]

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WELCOME TO THE SPACE-EXPLORATION! 141 AU

Meet your Captain, John Price

He will be leading this research expedition as well as navigating research vessel 141

Bro I fucking knew he would win the poll

Idk what to call this AU yet, so we'll see how this goes

Drawing Gaz next, YIPPIE

Not me accidentally posting this outside of the queue lol

[aroacesafeplaceforall]

completely random but i want you to know that aro week is soon

FUCK NO BODY PANIC I DIDNT FORGET

[legacyshenanigans]

*MOANS AGGRESSIVELY*

Fuck..

😩🐍

[makeagoodgirlbad]

i was so desperate to be filled today that i’m taking my new toy for a spin in public. i can feel how wet i am around it, clenching and dripping and squirming.

anyway ive been edging for 3 days and im totally normal about it 🫠🫠🫠

[iguessricciardo]

it’s so over for us

[genderfluidsgetguns]

Wait, why is my name your name? And also Percy's? And Nico's?

What's going on?

uh…h…hi, man. How's it goin'?

[sp4cepunisher]

thinking about giving ellie a hug — and i’m talking like, your arms draped around her neck and hers squeezing around your waist, (not too tightly, but just enough for you to feel protected and, like? wanted? if that makes any sense at all idfk i’m just rambling because i literally just had this thought) with her chin resting on your shoulder — just to hear that fucking mennacingly pretty, freckly lesbian who usually appeared so dissatisfied, so annoyingly unfazed by pretty much everything!!! the one who never seemed to be affected by the unremarkable, mumble, “you smell really good.” 

pleeeeeeease oh my god

[thrasheraxe]

mustaine x trans masc reader

req:3 dave ask who cheered!! im not a dave main but i tried my best

the prompt i was given waaaas

“late 80s dave and a groupie have a quickie in the dressing room between megadeth’s main set and the encore”

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between the loud cheers of the audience outside and the bumbling about of drunkards in the dressing room, you were not even sure if you should have come here. megadeth were huge and it was a miracle you had even got into the after party.

the crowd cheering for an encore didn’t go unnoticed by you, you sigh and sink back into the couch you’d taken residence in for the last two hours.

swiftly interrupted by dave bashing his way in through the door, weaving around the drunkards in an adrenaline fuelled frenzy. looking for the first person he could get his hands on and use for his own desires.

groupies. unaffectionately called by others but to him, objects. objects of his possession that he could get anything he wanted from. he’d even taken to making a mental list of his conquests but noticing you, the small meek figure slumped on the couch like it was gonna consume you at any moment. it intrigued him.

“you.”

he said it so simply, with force. a cocky grin splayed across his face, he had no time to waste, grabbing you by the arm and leading you into the room over, conveniently empty.

without a word, somehow you’re lifted and pushed down onto a table, not a sound indicating whether you were for or against this.

“hello sweetheart, haven’t seen you around before. just gonna use you while i have a few minutes.”

you look at him dazed, blood running with adrenaline but you decided to make this a game. it was your first time in a situation like this and you wanted the control. to see your mighty idol crumble before your eyes.

“no.”

“excuse me? what did you say?” he chuckled and raised a brow, eager hands reaching for the buttons on your jeans. you make no attempt to stop him but just look at him, not displaying any discernible emotion, unlike the usual groupie who would practically beg to be in your position.

“no. i’m okay thanks”

he laughed and shook his head, looking down at you with intensity as if your protest was fuelling the fire further.

“you’re a funny one, but don’t lie to me now. this is what you’re here for no? to get me off, to make your favourite musician feel good?”

he slides down your jeans, taking his time to run his fingers down your thighs tenderly squeezing at them.

“im quite alright thank you, i don’t give out to those who don’t ask.” your voice steady, a softness to it but not in a way he’d seen before. he was impressed.

“awww come on pretty, don’t act like that you know you want it.”

he hooks his finger around the middle of your underwear pushing it aside and baring all of you. the slick in between your folds dripping down, betraying what was coming out of your mouth.

“i-“

“knew it, look at that pretty pussy, dripping just for me. i’ll be honest i don’t have a lot of time, so are you gonna help me out or not?” his face curved into a devilish smile. pulling himself out and prepping with a few strokes, his throbbing cock almost pointing at you.

“beg for it.” your voice confident but your body squirming slightly.

“the fuck did you just say to me?”

“i said, beg for it. surely you know how to ask nicely?”

he broke out in laughter and pulled your underwear down completely. ripping them off your ankles and chucking them to the side. shaking his head as if it was completely preposterous what you were asking.

“oh you want me to beg for it do you? you want me to get on my knees? tsk. i had you pinned down for a difficult one but i thought you would’ve caved a lot sooner.”

he leaned down and whispered into your ear

“but ill give you what you want, alright? and then heres whats gonna happen, im going to fuck the shit out of you, so hard you’ll never forget how i feel. absolutely ruin you for anyone else, all in a few minutes. and you’re going to take it like a good boy.”

he tilts his head and bites at your neck harshly, sucking the tender skin there, drawing the blood to the surface and marking you deeply. he leans back up and looks down at you with a smirk, almost laughing at your whimpering state.

doe eyed, you look up at him, goosebumps on your skin and hair raised as his words have its effect on you. you keep your poker face, but every time he touched you sounds spilled out as if you weren’t in control of your own body.

he trails his hands down you patiently, groping at your chest, then your hips, a little firmer there and then finally your thighs. swiftly, to your surprise, he buries two fingers deep inside you. he leans down again, lips trailing from your neck to ear before whispering

“please baby, let me fuck you, wanna cum in that pretty pussy so bad…so bad…fuck… you’re so hot. wanna fuck you till you can’t walk, i need it so fucking bad.”

embarrassingly that all it took for you to be gripping his hair and begging him to fuck you. whining and grabbing st his shoulders.

“fuuuuuck, so fucking needy aren’t you? ‘m gonna fuck you so hard, thats what you want hm? bet you’ve been thinking about this all day, praying id choose you. pathetic.”

before you even have a chance to process what he was saying he slips his fingers out of you, lining up and frantically thrusting inside. without a care for your need to adjust, relentlessly chasing his own high.

the burn was overwhelmingly good, slicked enough to take it but you weren’t quite prepared for the actuality. his deep grunts and growls piercing your eardrums as he held you down by one hip and the other groping you wherever he could reach. your chest, your other hip pushing you further, slamming his own against you.

the table underneath you shaking with his strength and the filthy sounds of the mess at where you joined would surely be heard by passing partygoers. your own sounds growing louder as he thrusted impossibly deep, hitting right at the sweet spot.

“yeahh taking my fat cock so good, letting it split you open and just letting me use you as i please. so pretty like this. fuck.”

his movements become more rapid and desperate as you whine, clawing at his back and scratching deep marks down it, something he’d remember you by.

“d-dave…i-i..”

“thats right pretty boy, cum on me, make a mess all over this dick. let me feel it while i fill you” he growled in your ear, rutting his hips faster, so close to his own breaking point.

you gasp as you feel the sensation build in your stomach, fuzziness travelling down your thighs and up to your head as you moan loudly, calling his name over and over and over again.

you squeeze your thighs around him in a desperate attempt to pull him closer somehow as if it could even be possible. tipping over your edge and cumming hard making an utter mess.

he’s not far behind and as he feels you clench down on him, he lets out a growl that could only be described as heavenly as he let himself go. his fingers digging into your hips as he came hard, filling you up and even in the aftershock of it all he was still just fucking his cum into you, making sure you felt every last part.

he pulled out of you, smirking and pulling his jeans back up, hearing the crowd still chanting for encore as you were sat there half naked and completely fucked out, thighs still shaking.

he raises his brow and shakes his head before speaking in a cocky tone.

“you better hope i don’t see you again, cause i won’t be so nice next time.”

[finnslay]

A fuck-

[skrub-dubs]

Oh yeah! Happy soon to be Delibird day to everyone who celebrates! Hope everyone gets to spend time with the onesth

WAIT WHERE IS THE BABY