#FUCKKKKKK CRYING SORRY

[oceanwithouthermoon]

boygenius true blue but its the saiki brothers...

[astronautbyjin]

[toviolet]

LITERALLY. THE PART WHERE SHE OPENS HER EYES AND GRABS HIS HAND. SEXPAL OH GOD.

[kisseobie]

piwon’s reaction to reader squirting? 🫠

p1harmony reacting to making you squirt

pairings: ot6 p1harmony x reader

warnings: nsfw (mdni)

tags: unprotected sex (don’t do this lolz), cunnilingus (fem. receiving), crying, squirting (duh), rough sex, degradation, spanking, fingering, masturbation, mentions of piss, corruption, i think that’s the bulk of it?

a/n: apparently user kisseobie is the biggest whore on the planet bc i started writing this the minute i saw the notification in my inbox.. i couldn’t help myself from doing full fledged reactions sorry …. also i believe in pussy slapping keeho supremacy .. also don’t ask why i wrote so much i wasn’t planning on it….

❤︎ keeho

the two of you are sat on the soft carpet of keeho’s bedroom, your bare back pressed up against his clothed chest. your boyfriend has one hand tightly holding your face in place, forcing you to stare at the mirror in front of you and watch as his other hand descends between your thighs. his rough fingers gather your slick and you mewl in response, to which he gently pushes his fingers into your cunt. he may be an attentive lover, but he’s not the most patient, and his rigorous pace of fucking his digits into you is almost immediate, causing you to whine and thrash against him. “mm kyo, ‘s too much!” is the only coherent sentence you can get out of yourself as keeho ignores your pleas to slow down, only quickening the pace of his fingers moving in and out of your pussy. your eyes screw shut as your boyfriend’s hot breath hits your right ear, and with his mouth so close to your face, you can properly hear his quiet grunts and curses, the only indication that he’s not nearly as composed as he’s attempting to seem. when he notices that your eyes aren’t on your reflection anymore, he gives your clit a firm spank that makes you scream and jolt in surprise. “fuckkkkkk, no more p-please i can’t take it!!” you squeal, eyes shutting once again, partly because keeho’s assault on your pussy is salivating, and partly because your humiliated, humiliated that he’s capable of forcing you into submission so quickly, and how you sit in front of him fully naked while your boyfriend watches you, fully clothed and composed.

you can’t stop shaking and sobbing against him. he eventually lets you lay your head back on his shoulder as the pleasure becomes overwhelming, but his fingers never still. “look at you,” he coos, “haven’t even stuffed you with my dick yet and you’re drooling all over yourself. you’re so fucking nasty y/n” he taunts, only egging himself on with every insult. if you ignore his command to look at yourself, he once again grabs your chin and forces you to, laughing under his breath at your tears and dumbed out expression as you try your best to listen to your boyfriend’s next words. “need you to come for me, can you do that angel? you gonna cum around my fingers? gonna make a mess all over me?” he sweetly asks you, a heavy contrast to the pad of thumb currently drawing circles into your puffy clit. you can only nod in reply, feeling a more intense orgasm bubbling in your tummy and before you can warn him, keeho lands another slap against your mound that pushes you over the edge. you’re floating, vision white and toes curled as you writhe against kyo’s fingers. minutes pass by and you finally come back to your senses, feeling keeho laying pecks all across your bare shoulders as you slump into him, and that’s when you notice that there are spritz and drops of what seems to be liquid on keeho’s mirror, pooled on the carpet below you, and scattered across the smooth skin of your thighs. you can hear keeho’s heavy pants, and when you turn to apologize for the mess you’ve made, your words get stuck in your threat as you realize that your boyfriend didn’t mind one bit, quite the opposite actually. he’s on top of you in seconds, laying your back against the now damp carpet as he stares at you with a wild, lust-driven look on his face.

“think i can make you squirt around my cock next, pretty?”

“wait kyo! won’t fit, it won’t fit!” is your reply, but do you really think he gives a care in the world? he’ll make it fit, and he’ll draw those waves out from you until you’re both spent and soaked in your sweet juices <3

❤︎ theo

“wait so you’ve never..?”

“nope. i don’t think every girl can”

it started with an unserious conversation about your personal sexual experiences, a topic your new boyfriend was very curious about. for the most part, the atmosphere was lighthearted as you and theo took turns interrogating eachother, but a specific question asked by your boyfriend leads to you admitting that a guy has never made you squirt, much less orgasm before, to which theo shakes his head in denial. he’s hesitant to believe you, half anticipating you to laugh it off and tell him you were just joking. however, when you meet his quizzical look with a blank stare, his mind starts to drift to more dangerous depths. always competitive in nature, taeyang takes your underwhelming sexual past as a challenge, and his demeanor shifts to one consumed by lust within seconds. he suddenly wants to show you everything, wants you to feel better than you’ve ever felt before, wants to mark you as his and become the only boy you could ever desire.

an hour later, he has you bouncing on and creaming his cock, giving you your third orgasm of the night. shows you all he has to offer, from his skillful fingers and tongue, to his massive dick that fills you up so well, so well that a bulge appears in your tummy. he’s addicted to your taste, your moans, your begs, and fucks you so good that it’s almost unbelievable that this is your first time together. slaps your ass and gropes your tits like it’s the last thing he’ll ever do. not only is taeyang ridiculously good at sex, he’s also got the dirtiest mouth on him. can’t stop the expletives and praises dripping off his tongue like honey, telling you things like “so tiny, you sure this isn’t your first time sweetheart? if my fingers can’t fit, how are you gonna take my cock, hm?”. is borderline snarling everytime you gasp at a new sensation, and he knows right away that he’s got you hooked. your willingness to take whatever he gives you unlocks a corruption kink in him that he didn’t know was there. obsessed with the way that everytime he pulls out, your hips move on their own to chase the feeling of him filling you up again. you have such cute reactions to everything he’s giving to you, but his favorite by far is your begs for him to fuck you deeper, harder, fill you up with his seed. theo is so shameless, he doesn’t even care that your neighbors can probably feel your headboard hitting the wall with every thrust, wants them to know that the innocent pretty girl next door is getting defiled.

currently, he has you with your face down and ass up, posing all pretty for him and showing off your little hole, still dripping with his cum as he lines up his length with your pussy lips and pushes in. you love how degrading this position in, how you’re completely at his mercy like this, dizzy with want as you drool at the thought of coming around his dick again. theo lands another firm smack against your ass cheek, and your legs buckle up from the pain and pleasure. you’re twitching against him, getting addicted to the way your body is being tossed around like a ragdoll, as if you were made to be taeyang’s personal cocksleeve. he pounds into you like it’s nothing, and it sends blood rushing to your core. you silently thank the heavens for blessing you with a boyfriend like theo when you feel another climax approaching, all whilst theo continues to assault your cunt and use you like a cum dump. just when you believe theo couldn’t make you feel any better, his hand slips in between your legs to draw circles into your clit, and you feel the knot in your tummy tear in one firm snap that has you shaking, gripping onto anything within your reach to try to ground yourself as he works you through your nth orgasm of the night. your arousal leaks out of you, dripping and splashing onto theo’s pelvis and your sheets, and it just doesn’t stop spilling. you can hear your boyfriend groaning in satisfaction, filling you up once again and pounding irregularly as you both ride your highs together. after a few moments, taeyang’s thrusts slow to lazy grinds until you push your hips away, pleading him for “noooo, no more yangie.. too sensitive..” as he just watches you escape his grip in amusement. your boyfriend gives you a few minutes to catch your breath, massaging little shapes into your skin to ease any pain he may have caused earlier. when you’ve finally descended back to planet earth, you turn to look at theo with a face of disbelief, and he grins and leans in to kiss you, pulling off your lips just as quick to stare at you, still smiling mischievously. then he’s sitting up on your bed again, fingers moving dangerously close to your wetness as you widen your eyes at his next words.

“what was that you said earlier, my baby doesn’t think she can squirt? but look at you now.. so messy, want me to clean you up? hm? think you can take it?”

❤︎ jiung

“shhh pretty, gotta stay quiet ok? don’t wanna get us in trouble, do you?” jiung taunts as he lazily strokes himself to the view of you playing with your cute pussy. you’ve never felt so vulnerable before, burning up at the intensity of his gaze as you muster up enough courage to spread your legs wider in order to please him. when jiung asked you to show him how you touch yourself when he’s on tour earlier, you didn’t expect to be so shy, but another part of you feels empowered at how the sight of you playing with yourself is making him lose all of his composure. although you’re currently at his dorm, and are aware that the rest of the boys are also here, the risk of them hearing you doing something so dirty is exhilarating. your boyfriend doesn’t seem to mind either, completely detached from his surroundings and focused on the way you work 3 fingers into your hole, the way it gapes and swallows your digits. he’s breathing heavily in between his instructions, gaze dark as he continues to fuck up into his own palm. ji has always been so sweet with his praises, and everytime he calls you something as simple as pretty, you move your fingers a tad bit faster to chase your release. you’re about to inform him that you’re close, but he beats you to it by forcefully pulling your fingers away from your cunt, replacing them a few moments later with his own. jiung’s pace is less forgiving, and your control over the volume of your voice starts to waver as curls his fingers inside of you. the sensation of his ministrations, paired with the fear that any of his members could catch you in this position results in an odd buildup in your stomach. you’ve experienced earth shattering orgasms with your boyfriend before, but there is something different about the way this one is building up, and for a moment you’re terrified you’re about to piss all over his fingers and sheets. you remove one of your hands from it’s grip on his pillow and grab at jiung’s wrist instead in a panic, attempting to push him away and warn him but he doesn’t stop, in fact he only quickens his pace and scrunches his brows in concentration as you start to writhe and tremble. “ji wait! ah, fuck!” are the last words that leave your lips before you feel yourself gush all over his hand, and your eyes roll back as warm drops escape your womanhood.

your embarrassment of peeing yourself, despite how good it felt, snaps you out of the afterglow of your orgasm quicker than usual, and you’re about to apologize to the boy in front of you profusely but he cuts you off with “baby, you squirted”. when you look up at his face, he’s smiling so big, as if he’s a child that was just given a bucket of candy on halloween. “i uh, are you sure?” is the lame response that comes out of your mouth in a sigh, and you’re honestly relieved that you didn’t pee yourself and slightly less mortified at how quick you came because of your boyfriend’s pleased reaction. he just giggles in response and leans in to kiss you all over your face, his excitement is contagious, causing you to laugh along with him. “i didn’t even know i could do that..”

just when jiung is about to respond, loud knocking can be heard against his door. “you guys are so loud, can you please not fuck like rabbits when other people are here? some of us enjoy some peace and quiet”. you recognize the disgruntled voice as keeho’s, and although you’re a bit ashamed, your boyfriend just ignores the inquiry and kisses you again, fingers making their way back to your cunny as you sigh at the contact.

“keeho’s got some nerve if he thinks i’m gonna leave you alone tonight after you just squirted in front of me”

❤︎ intak

in true puppy nature, intak is obsessed with giving you backshots. doggystyle is his favorite position, he loves the way he gets full access to the sight of your bare back glistening with sweat as you praise how well he’s fucking you. tak is addicted to how your ass jiggles everytime your pelvis’ hit against each other, how he just has to peer downwards to see the ring of your frothy cum around his fat cock. yeah, intak loves giving you backshots, a fact so obvious that you’ve started to wear the skimpiest skirts around him, just to lure him into taking what you know he always wants.

tonight is no different. you’re sitting at your vanity, spritzing some of intak’s favorite scent of perfume onto your wrists and on the nape of your neck, adding minor touch ups to your full glam, and most importantly, sliding on the shortest skirt you’ve ever owned. the material clings onto the shape of your bum, and the length is so short that the bottom curve of your ass is on full display. you haven’t seen your boyfriend in days, and usually that just meant that you would have to do with your vibrator, but recently, the device just wasn’t enough, just didn’t hit the spot like your boyfriend did. to say you were sexually frustrated was an understatement. you needed to intak’s girth on your tongue, needed him to open you up and fuck you into next week. therefore, you’ve decided that tonight, you need to look as fuckable as possible. you’re determined to make intak’s jaw drop as soon as he lays his eyes on you, and once you’ve made sure you’re ready, you take one more good look at the mirror, then reach for your phone to check your text notifications. like clockwork, you receive a new message from intak as soon as you unlock your device.

takkie! <3: hi doll :) i’m here

takkie! <3: take ur time tho!

you heart his messages and giggle, thinking about how happy you are to see your boyfriend and spend time with him tonight. being away from him, even for a few days, is always such a bore. even if you plan on getting your insides rearranged in a few hours, just being within tak’s presence is enough to get you excited. as you make your way downstairs, you pull down your shirt just slightly, so your cleavage becomes visible. you slip on some wedges that match the color of your top and make your way towards intak’s bright red convertible, surprising him when you suddenly open the passenger door and plop yourself onto his leather seats. “hi baby! missed you so much!” is how you greet him, leaning in to give him a sloppy peck on the lips. you detach yourself from his face and smile innocently at him, observing the way he ogles your appearance and shamelessly stares at your breasts and legs. once he’s finally got a grip on himself, he smiles at you and tucks a stray piece of your hair behind your ear while responding with “missed you too doll, did you get all pretty jus’ for me?”

you did in fact get all pretty just for him, and you beam with victory as intak pushes your head down onto the surface of his back seats, his cock furiously pounding into you as he breathes heavy. “thought you could wear this shit and not get fucked? you’re so beautiful doll, you’re drivin’ me crazy. fuckkkkk”. tears are streaming down your cheeks, no doubt fucking up your mascara but you couldn’t care less as you internally laugh at the realization that your hunk of a boyfriend is just so easy to rile up, how you have such a big effect on him. he really is losing his mind, pathetically rutting into you like a dog as he leans forward to completely tower over your frame, hands groping your exposed tits as he tilts his head to lay kisses on your right ear. you’re chanting mantras of yes, yes, yes’ as intak plows into your heat, loving how dirty it all is, how everytime you get in the back of his car you’ll remember the feeling of your cum pooling onto his expensive seats. “gonna cum, fuck, where do you want it babe?” is the question that accompanies his sloppy thrusts, and you’re quick to beg for him to cum “inside! wanna feel it takkie”. your boyfriend quickly flips you over onto your back, and you’re about to ask what he’s doing until he enters you again, going at it impossibly faster until he feels the familiar shaking of your legs, the tightening of your cunt around him that signals that you’re close. he’s thrusting so viciously that you’re sure the car is rocking back and forth. intak’s sweat is starting to drip off onto you, and it only pushes you closer to that sweet edge. with a few more thrusts, you’re crying out and creaming around him, your juices squirting all over his seats as he pulls out to watch. you’re crying, feeling dazed and confused as to what just happened, embarrassment beginning to sink in and consume you until you look up to see intak’s face. his eyes are focused on your mess, cum weeping out of his tip as he whines louder than he ever has before. without skipping a beat, he’s pressing his cockhead against your clit, slapping it over and over in attempts to draw more juices out of you. he’s so focused, so consumed by lust that his pleas for you to “give me more. one more doll. need to see you squirt again, give it to me” come out hurried and mumbled. you’ve never seen your boyfriend quite this desperate, but it makes you hungrier for more.

long story short, you squirt over his leather seats again and he licks it all up, so your plan was in fact very successful!

❤︎ soul

you and shota have been at this for about a week. for context, it’s been precisely six days since you and your boyfriend lost your virginities to each other. six days ago you allowed soul to see you bare, touch and kiss you wherever he so pleased, and six days ago was the first instance where you realized why your classmates were always so crazy for sex.

so where, may you ask, has your recent deflowering led you to? well, back to your boyfriend’s bed, where your hands pull and tug at his long hair frantically as you search for a release. when you initially decided that you were ready to lose your virginity to soul, you didn’t really know what to expect other than pain. as it turns out, you and shota had such an incredible first time that you’ve spent the entire remainder of the week with your bodies never apart, every moment together being occupied with the two of you exploring each other with your fingers and tongues. it’s become concerning actually, how the loss of your virginity has only led you to become more curious. you want to know of each and every sound you can pull out of your lover, if he whines or groans, if he prefers to fuck into the warmth of your mouth or the plush of your thighs.

so like i said, you and shota have been at this for about a week. currently, he has you on your knees, letting you take the lead as he watches you suck and lick the tip of his heavy cock. you collect his precum into your mouth, smearing some excess onto your lips as you look up to lock eyes with him. sho is definitely pleased, enjoying the attention to his cock more than he’d ever admit out loud. he attempts to hide his groans by biting down on his bottom lip, but it’s no use when you start to bob your head up and down his length with no warning. his resolve is wavering, toes are curling, whines come out more freely as he never dares to break eye contact with you. you love the effect you have on your boyfriend, a fact that has only become evident to you this week during your self-proclaimed “sexcapade”. when shota is close, his length slightly twitches on your tongue and you take the reaction as a sign to release him with a pop!, much to his annoyance. “why’d you stop?” he frustratedly asks you, wincing as if he’s just been punched. “wanna try something…” is the only reply you give soul as the gears turn in your head, and suddenly your latching your hands onto the back of your boyfriend’s thighs and lightly pushing him onto the bed. he has a quizzical expression on his features, but he enjoys that you’re excited to try something new with him, this entire week proving to him that he’d do anything you asked him to, just to see you fall apart and sigh his name. you instruct your boyfriend to lay down flat against your bedsheets, and he follows suit right away, making your heart swoon before you resume your plan. shota opts to stay silent, trusting you with whatever you want to try, and he stays quiet when your putting one leg on either side of his head, dropping your pelvis onto his tongue as you face his cock, continuing to suck him off while he returns the favor to you. this position makes you feel so powerful, like you’re the only one who’s allowed to call the shots. your boyfriend doesn’t have any complaints either, just happy to have your cunt on his tongue and his cock on yours. the two of you work in, for the most part, silence, aside from the occasional groans and moans that slip past your lips when one of you adds additional pressure. every time your tongue presses against the slit of his cock, or your mouth sucks on his fat head, you make mental notes of all of the sounds of pleasure you can hear behind you. your thoughts begin to drift, thinking about how you can’t believe you led shota to doing something so nasty, something you would most likely see in a corny porno, but as he laps and slurps at your pussy lips, you decide you couldn’t care less. soul is very good at giving head, another epiphany you have had this week, which excites you a little too much. you’re pulled back into reality from your thoughts, however, when your boyfriend uses his teeth to slightly nip at your clit, putting enough pressure to make you squeal.

“sho! god keep doing that.. ‘s good, feels sooooo good!” is what breaks the silence in your bedroom, and soul is nothing if not a quick learner. he continues to flatten his tongue against the groove of your vaginal lips, top to bottom until he reaches your little bud, then biting at it to get another pleasured noise out of you. he goes a little overboard with the biting, but you only push against his mouth, so he figures it must feel good and continues to please you. you on the other hand, have completely abandoned shota’s cock, too preoccupied with noticing how different the coil in your pelvis feels, how much more intense it builds up until it finally snaps, and what follows is only describable as pure bliss. you’re loud, moans are wanton as you grind your hips onto shota’s tongue, riding out your high when you realize that you feel a lot wetter than you would with your typical orgasm. you finally lift your pussy off of shota’s face and the sudden change of position makes you aware of the cum splattered on the side of your cheek, signifying that your boyfriend got a little too excited by your climax. you pivot your body to face him, mostly to make sure you didn’t go too overboard, and are met with shota’s pretty face, glistening with a strange wetness that you soon realize is yours. you stare at your boyfriend as he begins to lick at his own mouth and chin, eyes darkening as he grabs and kisses you messily. you can taste your essence on your own tongue and whine at how desperate shota is being, how your explosive orgasm has begun to show you a side of soul you didn’t know existed. the rest of the night is spent with your boyfriend making you squirt over and over again hehe <3 he lives to make you feel good

❤︎ jongseob

“need to feel you, ah! in me seobie, please! wan’ your cock in me sooo bad, please put it in?”

the pathetic words that come out of your mouth before you can even think of stopping yourself have the biggest effect on the boy under you. you’re currently straddling your boyfriend, grinding your panty-clad cunt on the outline of his dick, staining seob’s sweatpants with a small patch of your wetness. you don’t know why you’re feeling especially needy today, but seeing your boyfriend after a hard, long week of class makes you crave to be filled up by him. jongseob looks up at you in astonishment, lips forming a cute little “o” as his hands are placed tightly on both sides of your waist. he take this time to admire how sexy you look like this, grinding on him in only a crop top and tiny pair of panties. he could definitely get used to the view, and has to bite back pathetic moans of his own from escaping his plush lips, wanting to fully focus on the sounds you make as you hump him like a bitch in heat. he’s about to tell you to slow down, that he’ll take care of you but he needs to stretch you out first, but you’re not patient enough to wait for him to answer your previous pleas. his eyes widen as he watches you huff and pause the roll of your hips, and seob nearly faints when you cross your arms to pull your skimpy top off of your body, or when you hook your fingers under his sweats, pulling them down just far enough to where you can grab at his now exposed dick. to this, he sits up onto his elbows, not wanting to jump into penetrating you without prepping you first.

“princess wait, are you sure? haven’t stretched you out yet, don’t wanna hurt you baby..” he sweetly informs you, making you pause for a minute to look into his eyes. you scan all over his face, how his blonde bangs are now damp with sweat and stuck to his forehead, the mole below his eye that you love so much, the heart eyes he’s shooting at you, and his pink lips struggling to hold in his heavy breaths. you grab his face with your hands and give him one long kiss on the lips before you pull back to reply, “wanna make it hurt seobie, wanna feel you all up in my guts, please, been thinkin’ about it all day!” and fuck, how is he supposed to tell his princess no when she’s asking for his cock so sweetly? your request is enough initiative for jongseob to flip you over with haste, towering over you as he pinches your panties to the side and slips in, not worried about discarding the rest of his clothes as he’s only concerned with pounding into your cunny until you’re completely filled up to the brim with his seed. his hands are everywhere, tucking a stray strand of hair behind your ear, caressing your pretty face, kneading at your tits, until he finally settles one hand on your waist, and the around your throat. the slight weight and pressure of his hold makes your eyes roll back. “oh my- fuck, yes!! you’re so fucking big seobie!” is what urges your boyfriend to snap his hips even harder into you, his ego boosted by just how loud you are. you’re so responsive, he can feel your pussy tightening around him into a vice grip, as if you want to milk him for everything he has and more. your begs and whines only increase in volume when he dips a finger down to play with your clit, and after a few seconds you’re crashing, melting into him as he continues to fuck you through both of your orgasms. he’s peppering your face in kisses to bring you down from cloud nine, praising you for being so sexy, so good for him. you don’t even realize that this is the first time you’ve squirted in front of your boyfriend until he’s sinking down to level with your cunt, displaying a crazy look in his eyes before he dives in and starts to fuck his tongue into you with as much vigor as he fucked you with earlier. pulls away for a moment to take a good look at your face, and then opening his mouth to say,

“you’re so sexy baby, gonna make you squirt again. you wanted this, right? wanted it so bad and now you’re twitching like you can’t handle it. gon’ fuck you into next week baby, will you let me?”

a/n: i <3 needy piwon

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❤︎

[fatbiatchforever]

No Sleep

“Buckkkk…” You try to shake him off but he wouldn’t quit. “Bucky, I’m tired. Try later.”

“Sleep.” Bucky groaned. 

“Take your hands off then!”

“My hands are off.”

“Then why- OH MY GOD!”

You leap out of the bed to switch the lights on. “Get out! Get outtttt!” You cry while jumping with all your might.

Bucky gets out of the bed CALMLY to stand in-front of you, with his hands on his hips, “I’m confused.”

You shriek as you feel something crawling all over you, “There’s something on the bed.”

He looks back and turns to you, “I see nothing.”

“That’s because you didn’t look dumbass.”

He sighs and rummages through the bed.

“Shake the blanket properly. God, I can still feel it crawl all over me.”

“Are you sure that you felt it doll? Maybe-“

“Are you victim blaming?”

He flops down on the bed, “Who’s the victim here?”

“Me! Unknown creature crawling all over me. Who else?”

Bucky points to himself, “Or me, who is awake because his wife supposedly felt something crawling all over her.”

“I’m getting a divorce you liar. You promised to protect me.”

“From real things.”

You groan, “Whatever. What’s the use being married to an avenger if I still have to deal with insects?” 

“I bring more to the table,” Bucky pouts.

“Sarcasm won’t find whatever that was.”

Bucky picks your pillow to search, “Nothing.” He picks his pillow, “Surprise, nothing.” He removes all the pillows and blanket away, “Nothing!”

“Bucky, I know I felt something. Plea- FUCK FUCKKKKKK,” You exit the room in full speed. Away from the humungous spider crawling on your bed frame and your husband cursed under his breath.

You leaned on the couch, wrapping your hands around yourself, stopping yourself from thinking about the spider crawling all over you, while you slept cluelessly.

“Doll,” Bucky slowly appears out of the room.

“Is it gone?”

“Yeah. Spider is officially free.”

“You promise?“

“I promise. I flipped the bed around to be sure.”

“Okay. I’m sorry, I promise I’ll work on it.”

Bucky laughs, “Can I hold you?”

“Mhm,”

He walks towards you, pulls his hands out of his pocket and wraps himself around you. You felt yourself slightly slump on him and breathe all of him in. One of his hands wrapped around your waist as he pulled you closer and the other gently stroking the nape of your neck.

“I’m sorry for screaming.” You breathed out.

He pressed a kiss between your brows, “I’m sorry for not believing you.”

“Water under the bridge.”

“Hmm, don’t bother working on it.”

You move back to look up at him, “Really?”

He laughs, “Yeah, I like being there for you. You’re always so independent, which I love and respect, but at times I like being needed.”

“I need you more than just to get rid of insects.”

“Yeah. What I’m trying to say is,” He kissed your nose, “don’t change yourself for me and I would happily spend any night getting rid of spiders or anything else that crawls on you.”

“Who’s going to get rid of you?”

“Funny. Let’s go back.”

“I need a shower.”

Bucky sighs, “Fine, I’ll make the bed.”

You kiss him and quickly run into the washroom to scrub every bit of your body.

*1 hour later*

Kill me, Kill me right NOWWWW!

You turn to stare down at the damn digital clock. Every time you tried to close your eyes, you would want to itch. You looked back at Bucky. He had his arm around you and half of his face covered by the pillow. You moved his arm as gently as you could. You grabbed a blanket and pranced into the living room. 

You got yourself comfortable on the floor, holding onto your blanket as you blankly looked out to the city lights. 

“OW!”

“I’m so sorry. Are you okay?”

“Yeah. What are you doing sneaking up on me and stepping on my hair?”

He lifts your head to place the pillow and lays next to you.

“Buck, go back and sleep. I’m great here.”

He pulls the blanket to your neck, “Would you go back to bed if I asked you?”

You sighed and pulled yourself closer to him.

“I love you, doll.”

[luvyutae]

Brothers best friend pt.1<<< series here

Summary;chenle wakes you up in the middle of the night to fuck you dumb

WARNING; smutty,chenle doesn’t give a fck, dom chenle, sub reader

a/n;DONT LIKE DONT READ! (I am sorry this is so very short 🙁)

(🌱)

“W-wait chenle we shouldn’t be doing this” you stutter out,trying to catch your breath as chenle place sloppy kisses and hickeys over your neck.

Chenle doesn't reply, he only presses his body more to yours, hands roaming down your body. You bite down on your lip to keep from moaning out. Chenle pulls away from your neck and looks at you with a grin on his face.

"I know you want to and no one is going to find out unless you keep making noise” he says.

He was one of your brother’s good friends for god sakes and you wanted him so bad and him you.

The problem is your brother haechan is asleep in the other room with the rest of their friends.

Chenle having snuck in your room because he was horny.

His cock already deep inside of you throbbing. You try to hold back your moans from the pleasure but it was impossible.

"Y/n,I’m gonna make you feel so good baby.so good you won’t think about anything else besides the feeling " chenle whispers in your ear as he slides out of your before slamming back into you.

You squeeze your eyes shut at the feeling of him going in and out of you, thrusting up and hitting your g spot every time. “Fuck,chenle” you whimpered grabbing onto his hair. Chenle moves one of his hands up to your nipple and begins to play with it as he continues to thrust in and out of you.

"you're so fucking tight baby, i love it" Chenle says in between thrusts and groans. You begin to feel a knot forming in your stomach.

"Chenle I-i'm gonna cum soon I can feel it" you cry out, squeezing around his neck.

"That's right baby cum for me" chenle says into your ear as he begins to pick up the speed. Your legs begin to shake as the knot in your stomach finally breaks.

"FUCKKKKKK" you moan loudly but quietly as possible as you orgasm. Chenle pulls out of you and flips you onto your stomach and raises your hips up. You feel chenle line himself up again and slide back into you. You whimper from sensitivity but it doesn't stop chenle from fucking into you harder. You bury your face into the pillow to keep quiet but it was all too much.

“Too much chenle t-too much” you cry,slapping at his hands that gripped you hips.

Chenle pulls you up against his chest and wraps his hand around your neck,giving it a squeeze, "you can fucking take it,” he whispers into your ear. You bite your lip as your eyes roll into your head. “Like the slut you are” he chuckled and gripped your neck tighter.

“I'm going to cum baby" chenle says. You squeeze around him once again and feel him cum inside of you. “Shit shit shit”he moans.

you whimper, letting yourself relax into chenle's arms as his warm seed fills you. “So good” you sigh.

You feel chenle move out of you and place you onto the bed, “I’m not done with you”.

[theunaveragepsychoticbitch]

This Blows

[Blowjobs. Messy ones. AMAB reader and Barbatos, non-established relationship, crack-ish, multiple orgasms, swallowing cum, and you put Barbatos on your shoulders]

Pt. 2

Barbatos, shivering and red-faced above you as his cock rests on you cheek, wet with your spit.

The want in your half-lidded gaze made his cock jump and drool, and the slow way you dragged your tongue from base to tip and back left his head spinning. Resting it on your tongue while he gripped your hair through his orgasm, spurts covering your lips and face, dripping down into your mouth-

"..[ame]. [Name]? Hello?"

You blink, and realize you'd been staring at the demon butler while imagining his cock in your mouth. You were discussing tea leaves, how did..?

"Ahem, ah. Sorry Barbatos- please, continue. I was just lost in thought, swear."

He smiles, a bit awkwardly, but continues. You try your hardest to pay attention this time.

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"Fuck."

Your eyes roll back as Barbatos throats your cock again. For someone who's usually so clean, his blowjobs were bordering on ridiculously messy. Spit dribbled down his chin and connected in milky strands from your cock to his lips. He had tears in his eyes and cum from previous orgasms caught on his lashes. Flushed a deep red, with his hair thoroughly mussed from how many times you ran your fingers through it...

He couldn't be more beautiful.

You cry out, rocking forward reflexively, fucking deep into his throat as he gagged around your length, ignoring the pain in his jaw as he tried to take you deeper, greedy for more of you, more of that stretched-out feeling in his throat.

He pulled off, gasping. Using the the tip of his tongue, he cleaned your tip, loving the salty taste of your cum.

"Darling.. "

He looked at you, eyed glazed with desire.

"...am I boring you?"

Once again, you snap back to the present.

Barbatos' face is as stoic as ever, but you can sense a sad undertone in his words. He's too polite to outright say anything, but you can tell you've hurt his feelings.

"Barbatos... Oh, I'm sorry. Really. You're not boring me, I was just... Lost in thought." Which wasn't a lie!

"May I ask what's troubling you, then?"

Fuckkkkkk. What the hell were you sposed to say? 'Sorry Barbs, I can't stop thinking about you gagging on my cock. Please, tell me more about this desert!'

You laugh and awkwardly scratch the back of your head, trying to think up a lie when you're saved by the bell.

Barbatos looks at his watch, sending a rather woeful look your way. "I must start on the Lord's lunch. I will see you later, [Name]."

You wave until he's out of sight, then plop down on the nearest surface in defeat. You've got to get control of yourself. But how?

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Days later, you find yourself in the kitchen helping Barbatos prepare for a tea party later that day, and you're proud to announce that you haven't thought about him sucking your dick (or you sucking his!) Once!

... because you did it for hours last night. And have been the night before any meetups with him.

But a win is a win! Barbatos seems quite happy you've been paying him so much extra attention lately, and if you continue like this, you'll be fine.

Just, make sure you don't pay too much attention to his ass when he bends over to put stuff in the oven. Or how cute the blush on his face is when he laughs. Or how much you wish he'd lose a few layers. All of them, preferably.

And definitely, definitely don't think about how amazing it'd feel to have him on his knees, desperately deepthroating you, testing your combined luck to see how many orgasms you can get in before somebody catches you both.

"...and I actually quite enjoy- oh. Um, [Name]?"

Fuck! You were doing so well. "Dammit, I didn't mean to-"

"You're... You seem to.." he gestures loosely to your pants, turning away to hide his blush. You look down, blushing hard with the force of your mortification when you realize...

You were hard. To the point where your pants were uncomfortable, actually.

There was an awkward silence. What could you say? Should you crack a joke? Run away in tears? Whip it out and hope for the best??

Barbatos makes the decision for you when he speaks. "[Name]... All those times you spaced off, what.. was on your mind?"

A strange question that you were sure would lead to an embarrassing plot twist. You accept your fate though, knowing that a lie would get you nowhere at this point.

"Oh, er, uh... you. And me. Us... doing... things."

He nods, catching your meaning. "When you would space off, I first thought you were getting bored of me. But the last few times, with the way you were looking at me, I started to consider a different possibility."

He glances between your eyes and your boner again, blushing more and chuckling. "Can I say my guess was correct?"

You're already mortified, why did he have to tease you on top of it?

Head heavy with shame, you nod.

Snirking, Barbatos' gaze grows heavy, and he takes his time checking you out, studying your body language and planning his next move. He approaches, giving you time to back out before trapping you against the counter with his arms. He pushes up against you, in between your legs, and tilts your chin up to face him.

"May I make your fantasies come true?"

You suck in a breath; you couldn't say yes fast enough.

Your lips meet in a sensual kiss, tongues dancing in each other's mouths. As the kiss progressed, the two of you nonverbally agreed that it was too hot for clothes. The kiss turned to a frenzy, passion at the forefront of your minds as buttons popped and belts were unbuckled.

"Darling," pulling away from the kiss, Barbatos rests his head on yours and asks,"tell me: what were we doing in your latest daydream?" His gaze is intense, and looking into the bright green of his irises, the details seem to spill from your mouth on their own.

As you speak, he kisses his way down your body, leaving love bites in his tracks. Down on his knees- right where you want him -The stares at you through thick eyelashes, pulling down your boxers with his teeth. Your cock springs out, narrowly missing him.

The hunger in his gaze makes you nervous, but laced through it all lies excitement. He can't seem to take his eyes off it, one hand reaching into his own pants as he takes you in the other.

"I love it." He kisses your tip, precum staining his lips. "It's perfect. You're perfect." He kisses it again, taking it into his mouth and sucking and licking and making you twitch and whine.

"I wish you would have told me sooner. I've been thinking about doing this for a while myself." The reveal catches you off guard, but you don't get a chance to truly react when he suddenly takes you to the base, nose smashing up against your pelvis, and its all you can do not to cum on the spot.

He sets a pace, bobbing his head in time with his own strokes, getting sloppier as his hips twitched harder and harder, threatening to make him come undone in his own hand. Unable to hold it off any longer, you grab his head and hold him to your base, nutting straight down his throat. He reached his own climax in turn, cupping the head of his shaft as he twitched.

You're both left breathing hard when you let go, but you're not done with him yet. Just in case this was a dream, you wanted it to be the best you've ever had.

Crouching down, you take Barbatos by his ass and lift him, surprising the butler and yourself. You rest him on your shoulders, and take his sensitive, dripping cock into your mouth.

He gasps, and it's like your first fantasy all over again. But better.

He's rocking against your face, moaning your name while tears of pleasure cascade down his face. All too soon, he's crashing through another orgasm, cumming down your throat this time, and panting hard all over again.

You set him down on the counter, hoping to catch your respective breaths when an alarm goes off.

You and Barbatos look at his watch together, horror painted all over your faces.

The smell of cum and burnt delights met your noses, and a myriad of curious voices met your ears.

It was time for the tea party.

You lock eyes, share a quick, sticky kiss, and jump into action making this mess disappear.

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A/N: Fucking hell, writing that was so fun I'm leaving an author's note! Lmao. Enjoy<3

[blueicequeen19]

Last Night

Warnings: breakup sex, angst, oral

I’ve had this song stuck in my head for days. Don’t judge me 🫠

You lean up against the bedroom door, fighting to keep your emotions at bay when you hear the front door open. Nothing about tonight had gone as planned. You just hadn’t expected to do this so soon.

“Y/N?” JJ’s voice calls out in the apartment. You hear the sound of him kicking his boots off along with dropping his keys on the counter before his padding down the hallway to your room. The room you’d shared with him for so long.

You step away from the door just as he reaches it, giving him room to join you.

“Y/N? What’s going on?” JJ reaches for you but you pull away, moving to the opposite side of the room.

“Look, I know you’re mad. You have every reason to be but—.”

“This is done, J. We’re done.” You force the words out before you can second guess it. You look at the floor at his feet, refusing to look at the turmoil that would no doubt be all over his face.

“Look at me and say that.” His voice is lower and angry. You swallow, giving him your back instead.

“This is not over.” JJ says loudly but you refuse to look at him. You don’t realize he’s snuck up on you until his arm wraps around your bicep, pulling you against him.

“This is not over.” JJ growls, turning you so you have no choice but to face him. The aftermath of the fight was all over his face, alcohol strong on his breath. He was no doubt high too.

“It is.”

“It’s not. I can do better. I can be better.”

“No! JJ, just stop. There’s no fixing this. Just leave me alone. Just go.” You push against his chest but he doesn’t let you pull away, his blue eyes narrowed down at you.

“No.” JJ grabs your face with both hands and kisses you hard. This is what you wanted to avoid. You couldn’t think or use any type of common sense when his body melted against yours. All reason seemed to disappear and you only focused on the way his lips felt.

He shoves you against the wall, kissing you harder and harder as he pulls at your clothes. You let him strip you. You let him suck your hardened nipples into his warm mouth and you let him feast on your pussy like he’ll die if he doesn’t.

You cry out with your release, your leg over his shoulder and hands in his hair as he licks you past sensitivity.

“JJ, please!” You cry, pushing at his head as your legs tremble and threaten to give out.

“One last time. I need to feel you one last time.” JJ stands, kissing you with cum covered lips as he lifts you into his arms and takes you to the bed.

JJ finds his way between your thighs again, his tongue working your clit until you’re practically convulsing on the mattress. You try to scoot away but he wraps a strong arm around your leg, holding you in place just as you gush into his mouth with a choked scream, fingers tearing at the sheets.

“JJ, fuckkkkkk.” You sob, feeling him crawl up your body, kissing your skin along the way before he finally reaches your mouth. This felt like goodbye. This felt like the end of what you had. It’s the way things had to be though. You could tell he knew that too with the way he was savoring every inch of you.

“I’m sorry.” JJ breathes against your numb lips, his tongue stroking the inside of your mouth as you wrap your limbs around him. You tug on his hair, kissing him just as feverishly. You were aching to have him inside you. Nothing else mattered.

Pleasure shoots through your body as he slowly plunges himself deep inside you, maintaining a slow and steady rhythm as he holds himself up on either side of your head. Tears burned your eyes as you stared back at the ones glistening in his own blue orbs. JJ swallows before kissing you gently, gently rocking his cock into you. It felt more intimate than any other time you’d had sex together.

You wrap your arms around his neck, deepening the kiss as you spread your legs wider. If this was the last time, you didn’t want to leave the bed until morning. You wouldn’t be satisfied until you were dripping JJ Maybank.

[hcuyk]

OMG

NO WAY

YOU’RE BACK

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

The trauma that KIDULT left me with is legendary, I cried for 1,5h after reading it and was so incredibly happy when you’d announced an alternative ending! Been waiting for that since then 😭😭😭

I hope to see even more of your works 🩷

this is the weirdest fucking ask i received NOT BC OF YOU BUT BECAUSE IT JUST??? RANDOMLY POPPED UP IN MY INBOX??? and i had to filter thru activity/notifs to see when you sent this AND IT WAS??? 6 DAYS AGO??? i know damn well this wasnt in my inbox AND NOW IM ANGRY CAUSE HOW IS TUMBLR GOING TO KEEP YOU AWAY FROM ME 😡😡 AND HIDE YOUR BEAUTIFUL AND CONTAGIOUS EXCITEMENT 😡😡 AND IVE BEEN RESPONDING TO ALL THESE ASKS AND NOT YOURS AND THAF SEEMS SO ASSHOLEISH IM GOUNG TO CRY I PROMISE IT WAS TUMBLRS FAULT

also i never heard anyone call trauma legendary and youre honestly so real for that LMFAO

BUT YESYESYESYES IM BAAAACK BACK AND....maybe not better than ever BUT IM BACK!! im sorry i havent delivered on the happy ending 😭 kidult is my demise iwl BUT! IT WILL EVENTUALLY RELEASE!! i just currently want to focus on what im really passionate about rn bc its whats driving me to write after two years!!

i hope you stay along this journey with me 🥺 and id love to see you more often/interact more!! im again so sorry but then again im NOT BECAUSE IT WAS STUPID TUMBLR'S MISTAKE WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK THIS APP PISSES ME OF how r u gonna deprive me of special asks like this?!?

to know that someone is really glad i returned is so heartwarming, thank you so much for waiting for me 🥺💗

[charizardstolemynickname]

Season 3 episode 2 reaction babyyyy!! Part 1 (i hope of 2)

I will just go straight into this, AH

NO ARE WE STARTING WITH THIS SCENE!? FUCK YOU, I CAN'T HOLD BACK TEARS FROM KING'S FINAL WORDS ANYMORE

Lilith using hooty as a form of jetpack is making me laugh, I am sorry. BUT LILITH I AM SO GLAD YOU ARE OKAY, I love you dearly YOU TOO HOOTY. God what a way to start the episode. I assume it will be the counter pov to the Human Realm. So I think it will be Eda, King, Collector, Lilith and Hooty pov? OO that's fun! And it will have ep3 as the final, both sides reunited?

HOOTY NO! LILITH! COLLECTOR KIDDO, NOT COOL, DON'T DO THAT, GODDDDDD WHERE DID YOU PUT THEM!?

RAINE IS ALIVE! Hallelujah! I was getting worried they would die because they used their last bit of energy saving Eda, BUT EDA AND RAINE LIVE ON!

HARPY EDA IS BACK LADIES, GENTLEMEN AND OTHER GUESTS! SHE IS BACK AND RAINE IS SMITTEN!

God no, the curse, shit, well nobody thinks to plan emergency potions when the world IS LITERALLY BEING RIPPED APART, fair enough

Oh woah, Luz is in this episode, huh, well that's funky! Well there goes my idea, but damn, I am excited. MAYBE TIME WORKS DIFFERENTLY IN DIFFERENT REALMS, oo

"This Mama is hungry for vengeance!" "Now THAT is a fight I'd watch" took the words out of my mouth Gus, HELL YEAH, GO KICK BELOS' BUTT CAMILA

.....Okay, LISTEN, "The collector is evil blah blah" YEAH, well, maybe not, BUT THEY HAVE DONE BAD ACTIONS... However this version of bonesborough looks cool! Well, not cool, maybe nostalgic? Reminds me of children's lullabies, SO I LIKE IT!

Turning people into dolls tho, that's bad

Belos! Always lovely to see your.... slimey, gross, figure! But lets not kill innocent butterflies, alright pal? And damn, you get hallucinations of your brother? Also this feels like common sense BUT DON'T CLONE YOUR BROTHER WHO YOU MIGHT HAVE KILLED?! LIKE THAT DAGGER LOOKS VERY LIKE YOU KILLED HIM WITH IT PHILIP!

My guy starts melting and says "I need a new body", like just deal with it, humans only get 1 body, stop getting several! Leave some for the rest of us. damn.

Camila, Gus and Willow just having a conversation trying to find the best way to support Luz awakened something inside of me, especially the "He wasn't disappointed in me, but I didn't want to fail him" LIKE DAMN, WHO IS SPYING ON MY LIFE TO MAKE THIS TOO DAMN RELATABLE

"Don't worry about me, like Gus said, I'm the reliable one" 1) AGAIN, WHO IS SPYING ON ME and 2) I have heard that one before Willow AND I KNOW YOU ARE 1 MORE "Are you okay?" AWAY FROM SOBBING, its okay Willow bestie, you can cry too

I hope we find out what Luz's Palisman hatches too soon, I am wayyyyyyyy too impatient for this, I AM DESPERATE

THEY GOT MATCHING JUMPERS AND HOOTY GOT A MATCHING BOWTIE?! FUCKKKKKK, nobody touch me, I am sensitive right now, GOD this found family is so important to me!!

"I will find Eda and King, no matter how long it takes" "ITS EDA AND KING" fucking hell Hunter way to ruin the adventure (/j) (Yes I did start laughing when Hunter said that)

..........Okay, erm. Well. Collector. I see what you have done. And, I question your methods! As this feels like, idk, maybe a tad illegal and morally wrong? Idk though might be wrong, but turning people into dolls is erm.. less quirky and more, wrong.

......................Okay. Right. I DON'T THINK MASS CONTROLLING EVERYONE TO PLAY PRETEND WHILST YOU BE A HERO IS VERY MORALLY GOOD EITHER! Listen, I get the urge to play hero and so and so, I did that as a kid! WITH DOLLS! WHO WERE ALWAYS, DOLLS! NOT HUMANS! God, you truly are a kid, you would be like, 5 in the human realm. WHERE IS YOUR MUM!?! DAD?! PARENTS?!

Fucking Plant Lady Coven head having to play Eda and (seems to be) the only one not controlled by the Collector and not be a doll, is fucking hilarious, 10/10

"Eda has a more, cool-aunt vibe, who pretends to be all cold-hearted but actually cares a lot" SEE, THANK YOU COLLECTOR, THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING SINCE DAY 1

Oh! Well. Most directors when they don't like the actors just fire them, but you do you Collector!

CAMILA ALSO JUST LOOKING AT KING AND LOVING HIM IS SO REAL, I adore him too Camila, don't you worry

WOAH ALL THE STUDENTS ARE OKAY?! Damn. That's one good school. Well, apart from the 2 that didn't. And all the staff went. BUT STILL, poor kids though. THEY ARE JUST KIDS. Also damn, we start to like Bump and that poor guy hasn't had a break since

...I don't even want to talk about that "man-tholomule" joke

THE BUMP STATUE IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN, 10/10 Bump and Eda would approve, "Princy Bump"

ED MY PAL, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU, "not empty! There were rocks at the bottom!" God I missed you Ed

Talk about being haunted by your past, damn Belos, you've killed a lot of people bro, oh and "Oh shut up!" IS NOT A GOOD RESPONCE TO SEEING THE GHOSTS OF WHO YOU HAVE KILLED. it is funny tho.

AMITY'S MUM!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE. God, you really have 0 morals huh. YOU ARE ACTING AS THE COLLECTOR'S MUM!?! Listen I know your kids hate you BUT YOU DIDN'T NEED TO REPLACE THEM WITH A BEING WHO IS TRYING TO DESTROY ALL WITCHES IN A WEIRD WAY!

"Clean the planet and scorch the air" Well that might be useful later!

I will ignore ALL of the corruption happening at Hexside right now BUT HOOTY! AND RAINE! AND EDA! AND DARIUS! AND- Yeah I'll stop now BUT YEAH

EDA THANK GOD YOU AREN'T A WEIRD DOLL, and sweetie, I get wanting to visit your partner BUT YOU'VE GOTTA STAY SAFE! All the coven heads (except plant lady) Being weird security now? Kinda cool! Confusing, but cool!

WOAH LILITH! WHAT HAPPENED TO BEING A DOLL?!... And no longer being ginger, and having long hair? I am very confused BUT HAPPY YOU AREN'T A DOLL!

....Okay I know they are probably comedic relief BUT LILITH AND HOOTY'S FRIENDSHIP IS REALLY IMPORTANT TO ME OKAY!

"With her real family" HUSH EDA, YOU ARE APART OF THAT REAL FAMILY

"You are actually a great leader" "Did you have ever have any doubt in your mind?" "Yes. Many many doubts" fucking mood Gus, you always get the greatest lines. I am stealing this

WOAH BELOS MY PAL, I get that your "grow your own clone" guy wasn't ready yet, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU STEAL RAINE'S BODY YOU PRICK

.....Don't say that about Flapjack HE IS STILL ALIVE, HE WILL MAKE IT.... RIGHT?!

I knew you were 1 step away from a breakdown Willow, I have been on that path don't you worry

AND I JUST REALISED I WENT OVER HALF THE EPISODE AND THIS IS A REALLY LONG POST SO, part 2 in like, half an hour

[wanyinchen]

GOOD OMENS SEASON 2 SPOILERS!!!!

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What.

WHAT

OK DONT MIND ME I JUST NEED TO SCREAM HERE BECAUSE OTHERWISE I WILL EXPLODE

Ok. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK I AM CRYING WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

Ok. WHAT THE FUCKKKK. ok im normal once more. Well, normal for this paragraph. OK I LOVED SEASON 2 SO MUCH BUT THE ENDING. BUT THE ENDING—! BUT THE ENDING, WOOWHEE IT KILLED ME, IT DESTROYED ME, IT EVISCERATED ME WHAT THE FUCK. ok ok ok deep breaths ok ok. So this is what they meant that wouldn't be the same at the end ok ok ok cool cool cool cooool. WHAT THE FUCKKKKK. AZIRAPHALELEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE dont goooooooooooo FUCKKKKKKK FUCKK FUCKKKKKKK lies, i am not crying, it will come to that. I am currently in shock. I am pacing and my mind is numb what the fuck

MY HEART BROKE INTO INCONSOLABLE PIECES WHEN CROWLEY DROVE OFF ALL BY HIMSELF WHILE "A NIGHTINGALE IN BERKELEY SQUARE" PLAYS ON HIS RADIO. WHAT THE FUCK CROWLEY MY BABY BOY IM SO SORRY. IM SO SORRY. FUCK THAT HURTS. WHAT THE FUCK. I AM REELING. I AM STILL REELING. WHAT THE FUCK

I don't know

I dont know

I DONT KNOW😭😭

I don't— I NEED TO PROCESS BUT ALL I CAN SAY IS THAT THE LGBT COMMUNITY WON YALL IM SO HAPPYY, "GOOD OLD FASHIONED LOVER BOY" WAS FINALLY PLAYED LIKE IT WAS MEANT TO BE, AND I REALLY REALLY REALLY HOPE THAT AZIRAPHALE WOULDN'T GET HURT BY HIS DECISION TO GO BACK TO HEAVEN AND TAKE UP THE MANTLE OF SUPREME. I LOVE HIM, HE'S MY BABY, AND I HOPE HE WOULDN'T GET HURT AND REGRET HIS DECISION also I didn't see ineffable bureaucracy becoming canon coming as its not on my mental bingo card BUT FUCK YEAAH!!!

Also. The kiss. The kiss. THE KISS

The kiss was so bittersweet LIKE MY HEART BROKE AND HEALED AT THE SAME TIME WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKK

This season was everything I didn't know i needed. A PART OF ME I DIDN'T KNOW WAS QUENCHED I AM CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF EXPIRING BECAUSE OF IT FUCK FUCK

FUCKKKKKK

[steaksex]

im absolutely feral today, just very silly

i jus wanna be able to fuck someone's face and grind my dick into the back of their throat and hear them gag and feel them grip my thighs

is it too much to just want to bully and edge someone for hours until they're crying, force them to stay still and slap them when they move too much, just be super mean and call them names and giv them bruises

-😶‍🌫️

ITS NOT TOO MUCH!!! seei g this right after the other ask is funny but fuckkkkkk youre definitely allowed to bully me and hurt me and use me. I dont mind if you yank my hair hard enough that i tear up and then slap me for crying. Use my mouth and laugh when i try to come up for air, make me beg to cum and then laugh when you get to deny me and everythinf?? Fuckkkkk yeah no im gonna be getting off to this after im done typing this. You could tie me up and then when were done just leave me there for a bit, just to make me squirm. Every day i mourn the fact that there arent chastity cages for trans men because it means you cant dangle the key in front of me. Fuck sorry this made me so horny im like rolling my hips and clenching even while i type this i need to nut like right fuckin now

[ecoamerica]

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[borathae]

Hi Sibi!!!! Ahhhh I got so behind with the chapters again 😭 work’s been quite chaotic lately and I just now had time to catch up with you and my sweet little MV babies, I missed them so much😭 but also having four chapters waiting for me it’s like a reward jdkdkkdkdkd so here goes my review in a long ask again (I’m sorry jskskskks)

Chapter 29 was so damn sweet Sibi what the fuck 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 THANK GOD the blood was just from her nightmare! You really had me thinking the worst with those out of context lines Sibi jskskksksksksks anyways everything about the chapter was so extremely sweet and lovely and GOD I love these two little idiots so much 😭 they just needed to talk! Both of them were torturing themselves thinking the other hated them,the miscommunication and the wrong images they had about the other was breaking their hearts as fast as it was tearing them apart and that’s just so 😭 I’m so glad they finally had THE TALK and realised that NOTHING will change the love and admiration they have for each other EVER 🥺 but like I said this two little lovely idiots need to start communicating their feelings in a normal way and not pushing it to the limits of Kook having to do an intervention or finally talking while being inside memories jskskkskskskss but it was so incredibly cute and lovely and just so so sweet.

I really loved how Yoongi Boongie got to show his sillier side with her 🥹 they were having so much fun with the flower crowns and then with the snowball fight, I really hope that Yoongi can now feel a little bit more comfortable with being silly with her because happiness and silliness fits him so well 🥹 and it made him remember memories from when he was a human! Happy ones! 😭 I also could hear Yoongi screaming “Medic! Medic!” So clearly jskskskksksksksk I love his oscar worthy dramatic ass jsksksksksksk like that my baby having the time of his life 🥹 oh Sibi AND HIS HEARTBEAT?!!!!! Oc feeling his heartbeat for the first time??? Aaahhhhhhhhh I just- I’ll go cry in the corner for them cause that was sooo emotional 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭they need to stop being like this (not really please keep them being even sweeter and even more in love😭)

And I’m so so so happy that they talked about their future and inmortality even if it was very lightly like I’m glad Yoongi know that she wants AND plans to give up her mortality for him because she wants to spend eternity with him, like this baby has been going over the idea of using that blade to be mortal again because he wants that and because he doesn’t want her to give up being human BUT for her the most important and precious thing is to get to live eternally with him just like Tae told him, now he finally understands how MUCH she loves him even to the extend of giving up her mortal life 🥺

Chapter 30 Sibi 🥴🥴🥴 first of all waking up in the morning and the first thing you see is a sleeping Min Yoongi in all his cute and beautiful glory? Oc is really leaving THE dream, THE life jsksksks you go lucky queen 👑 but also here ai am once again asking for a Yoongi Boongie in my life jsskksksk AND SECOND… AAAAAAAHHHHJSJSKSJSJSBSJKSKSKSLSKKSJSJSKOAKSJSBSBJSJSSSJJSJSHAHAHHAHAHKLSKSKS I CAN NOT! My brain? Completely melted into a super horny goo jsksskskskssk what the fuckkkkkk???? Min fucking Yoongi you terrible terrible menace! Him going from a sunny whiny baby to full on dom? Thank you Sibi for keeping us well fed jdkdkdk gosh I love him so much, I love them so much I truly love how he can let his walls completely down with oc and be vulnerable to the point of letting his more dominant persona slip, oc really is a queen for treating him like the sweetest king he is, like yes my sweet love you deserve to receive pleasure as much as you give it LET👏🏻YOURSELF👏🏻BE👏🏻ON👏🏻THE👏🏻RECEIVING👏🏻END👏🏻GET👏🏻THAT👏🏻BOOTY👏🏻ATE👏🏻 jsksksks he deserves it more than anyone and I’m happy he has oc by his side to get it into his head one way or another 🥺 but also he’s a fucking menace once he gets control back holy shit there’s not that much that I can say other that holy shot cause my brain after this chapter truly melted, horny and endeared by how tender and loving both of them are while still fucking like crazy, I’m this 🥺🥴

I also love how talkative Yoongi gets post sex 🥺 he could finally share his insecurities with her so she can help him feel better about himself so he can enjoy more 🥺 AND GOD the part where he told her that he felt so tiny with her… it warmed my hard so bad 😭😭😭😭 just after saying a few chapters ago that he wanted to feel tiny and taken care of just once because he was so tired of always being the big bad creator and all what that embodied to now him telling her in one of his most vulnerable moments that he feels tiny and safe when he’s with her 😭🥹 I LOVE THEM AND I ONLY WANT HAPPINESS AND LOVE AND SAFETY FOR THEM 😭

Oh and chapter 31! Omg they weren’t normal nightmares!!!! That’s why the effect they had on her was so strong, baby was truly going insane because Suzy was mentally torturing her to the point of her giving up so she could take control 😭😭😭😭 thank god she finally told Yoongi about the nightmares otherwise Suzy could have had succeeded on taking over her without anyone noticing or being able to help 😭 I’m soooooo happy our oc is FINALLY free from her nightmares and all the pain and suffering that bitch was causing her, it was so hard for her I hope that she can now start to heal from the feelings of killing someone (an absolutely terrible someone) now that she’s free from her mind games AND free from the assumption of everyone hating her for what she did 🥺 baby deserves happiness with her lovely little family 🥺 her goodbyes to the rest of the group in case she didn’t comeback made me cry! Especially Hobi and Kookie 😭😭😭 Sibi why are you like this? 😭 I love how Jimin is just trying so hard to be better also and it just translates to him being super awkward and shy jskskskkss I love him jsksksks you go little Mimi you’ll get there eventually your a trying your best 🥹

I do have to say that I still don’t trust Frederick completely… 🤔 but I do feel honesty in him saying that his happy for Yoongi and I think this time Yoongi could feel that too since he didn’t control his mind to change things? I was like “oh? 👀 mmh idk still sus 🤨 but oh indeed“ I’m curious to know what this guy has going on… can he really be trusted? Is just his wife being a total bitch that makes him sus? I don’t know yet 🤨

Also please Yoongi needs to stop being so sweet and cute all the fucking time 😭😭😭😭😭 I want to squish him and tell him how loved and cute he is, love that oc is already doing that jskskskskks but 😭😭😭😭 so fucking cute, AND he also needs to stop (please never stop) talking to her like he’s proposing to her every time cause is not going well for my mental health jsksksksk when he was telling her how she was his “land” and he wanted to know her completely so he can take care and respect her properly like one is supposed to do with a new found land that signifies a new beginning like my sweet dude STOOOOPPPPPPPP IM GONNA CRY HES SO LOVELY AND SO IN LOVE IT HURTS OC YOU LUCKY GIRL WTF SQUISH HIM AND SMOOCH HIM 24/7😭😭😭😭 (this man gosh! MV Yoongi AND real Yoongi really trigger my cuteness aggression daily, he’s just a little guy 🥺👌🏻)

Chapter 32

Noooo Hobi jsjsksjjsksjsjsksjjsjsjsksksn Hes so funny AND terrible and the same time, of course he would get it on with not one but TWO witches and be all cocky about being destroyed by them sjskkskshsjsjsjskss he just wants his friends to congratulate him for fucking two witches jsskksksskksks that’s Doctor Love for you sjksksksks I love this kinky little perv so much my little sunshine boy skskkskskjsjsk I also loved how Jimin is in his friendly bickering fase with oc 🥹 I want them to be good friends 😭 and how lovely was to see them back home 😭 oc back in her greenhouse again greeting her plants and giving Yoongi a little tour 🥺 will we get see her giving Kookie a tour too? I think he would accidentally stop listening to her five minutes in from how pretty she looks while talking about her plant friends, no sound entering his ears just a lovely visual of his baby being happy and excited, he would probably apologise and try to concentrate on what she’s saying so hard hksksksks also I know I said it before but I LOVE when Kook calls her baby 😫 it affects just like Yoongi calling her princess and Tae calling her Sweetest does I LOVE IT, and on another note, seeing them ALL, like the whole family having dinner and playing board games at the state like the happy family they deserve to be warms my heart so muchhhh please I want happiness and fluffy domesticity for them all 🥺 seriously everything’s is just too fine, too good? WHAT IS COMING FOR US IN THE NEXT CHAPTERSSJSJKSKSKSKSK?????

I seriously FEEL like after this chapter shit is starting to go down fast because why does it feel like the ending?! 😭 everything is fine, everyone’s happy, no more going from city to city, no more nightmares just happy life at the state BUT THEN Yoongi is going away again and alone?! Like no sir, that’s not possible ✋🏻 I do think that after the conversation he had with oc about the feelings he has regarding killing Namjoon he’s going to start to really consider looking for alternatives that could maybe bring him back instead… considering how oc told him she would get mad and told him right away to start looking for other ways so he doesn’t have to live with the weight of killing someone that at some point was so dear to him 😔 GOSHHHH i know you said this story has happy ending but I’m dying here cause I can feel the ANGST coming jsksksksskks and I just want my babies to be happy, I know you do too, this is terrible jsksksksskksksksks anyways! I loved these later chapters so much SO MUCH FLUFF AND SWEETNESS😭 and I’m so excited for what’s to come too!!! I hope that work doesn’t get in the way of me enjoying the chapters on the day they come out anymore jdkdkdkskjsksksksjskks thank you for your lovely writing once again Sibi! 💜💜💜

-Shy anon

Okay so I'll put all my answers under read more fjadsjf

Chapter 29

I’m so glad they finally had THE TALK and realised that NOTHING will change the love and admiration they have for each other EVER 🥺 but like I said this two little lovely idiots need to start communicating their feelings in a normal way and not pushing it to the limits of Kook having to do an intervention or finally talking while being inside memories

YES GOSH THIS!!! This is definitely something these two need to work on together, but I'm so proud of them that they are finally starting to see that they can actually talk about their stuff. Here is to a better future between them (she says after the last chapter dropped ahahhahahhah bye)

I also could hear Yoongi screaming “Medic! Medic!” So clearly jskskskksksksksk I love his oscar worthy dramatic ass jsksksksksksk like that my baby having the time of his life 🥹

THIS HAHAHA I could hear it clearly as well :( he is so fucking CUTETETETE :(((((

oh Sibi AND HIS HEARTBEAT?!!!!!

HIS HEARTBEAT!!! 😭😭😭

this baby has been going over the idea of using that blade to be mortal again because he wants that and because he doesn’t want her to give up being human BUT for her the most important and precious thing is to get to live eternally with him

THEM THEM THEM

Chapter 30

first of all waking up in the morning and the first thing you see is a sleeping Min Yoongi in all his cute and beautiful glory? Oc is really leaving THE dream, THE life

SHE IS SO FUCKING LUCKY ISTFG I AM CLAWING AT THE WALLS I WANT THIS FNADSFNADN

I love him so much, I love them so much I truly love how he can let his walls completely down with oc and be vulnerable to the point of letting his more dominant persona slip, oc really is a queen for treating him like the sweetest king he is, like yes my sweet love you deserve to receive pleasure as much as you give it

YES THIS!! istfg L I love him so much and I love them so much and I love that they are both so vulnerable and open with each other L I honestly think that their emotionally safe sex is gonna help Yoongi so so much with opening up. Like idk it’s the entire aspect of “being naked with someone” quite literally and figuratively which just MAKES ME SO FNADFN

LET👏🏻YOURSELF👏🏻BE👏🏻ON👏🏻THE👏🏻RECEIVING👏🏻END👏🏻GET👏🏻THAT👏🏻BOOTY👏🏻ATE👏🏻

YES KING LET YOURSELF GO!!! YOU DESERVE IT!!!

but also he’s a fucking menace once he gets control back holy shit there’s not that much that I can say other that holy shot cause my brain after this chapter truly melted

BRUH SAME fnadnf he is sfuckingfkdakfhot fjadjf

AND GOD the part where he told her that he felt so tiny with her… it warmed my hard so bad 😭😭😭😭 just after saying a few chapters ago that he wanted to feel tiny and taken care of just once because he was so tired of always being the big bad creator and all what that embodied to now him telling her in one of his most vulnerable moments that he feels tiny and safe when he’s with her

THIS THIS THIS THIS THIST HSIT she is his safe space I AM FUCKING CRYING ON THE FLOOR 😭😭😭😭

Chapter 31

baby deserves happiness with her lovely little family 🥺

YES THIS!!! I want my baby OC to be happy and happy and happy!!!!

I love how Jimin is just trying so hard to be better also and it just translates to him being super awkward and shy jskskskkss I love him jsksksks you go little Mimi you’ll get there eventually your a trying your best 🥹

HE IS SO CUTE JAFDJSF istfg I love him so much haha he is so awkward and I love him so much fadjf

I do have to say that I still don’t trust Frederick completely… 🤔 but I do feel honesty in him saying that his happy for Yoongi and I think this time Yoongi could feel that too since he didn’t control his mind to change things? I was like “oh? 👀 mmh idk still sus 🤨 but oh indeed“ I’m curious to know what this guy has going on… can he really be trusted? Is just his wife being a total bitch that makes him sus? I don’t know yet 🤨

I honestly think that the best indicator for how trustworthy Fredrick is, is Yoongi fjadsjf I truly think that if Yoongi was still doubting Fred, he would have deleted his memories again 👀

Also please Yoongi needs to stop being so sweet and cute all the fucking time 😭😭😭😭😭 […]when he was telling her how she was his “land” and he wanted to know her completely so he can take care and respect her properly like one is supposed to do with a new found land that signifies a new beginning like my sweet dude STOOOOPPPPPPPP IM GONNA CRY HES SO LOVELY AND SO IN LOVE IT

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I AM SUFFERING BECAUSE OF THIS MAN jfajdsfj like, I gave myself such HIGH standards when I created him fjadjfa now I don’t want anyone else except my cutie pattootie Boongie. Like if my future man ain’t fucking calling me “his land” I don’t fucking need him fandfna

Chapter 32

Noooo Hobi jsjsksjjsksjsjsksjjsjsjsksksn Hes so funny AND terrible and the same time, of course he would get it on with not one but TWO witches and be all cocky about being destroyed by them sjskkskshsjsjsjskss he just wants his friends to congratulate him for fucking two witches jsskksksskksks that’s Doctor Love for you sjksksksks I love this kinky little perv so much my little sunshine boy skskkskskjsjsk

I love this lil dude so much hahahah he is so comfortable with his sexuality LIKE AS FUNNY AS IT IS it’s already really fucking refreshing to see someone so openly see sex as “something normal and not shameful” LIKE PLEASE YES CONTINUE BEING SO COMFORTABLE WITH BEING A KINKY PERV HAHAH

will we get see her giving Kookie a tour too? I think he would accidentally stop listening to her five minutes in from how pretty she looks while talking about her plant friends, no sound entering his ears just a lovely visual of his baby being happy and excited, he would probably apologise and try to concentrate on what she’s saying so hard hksksksks

YES OMFG THIS!!! HOLY FUCK THIS IS SO KOOK CODED HAHAHA he would either stop listening because he is gazing at her or he would stop listening because he got busy watching some bugs or studying plants. While OC is all busy talking, which then ends in her continuing to walk while he stays back and it takes the two of them way too long to realise that she is talking to the air and Kook lost her HAHAHAH

also I know I said it before but I LOVE when Kook calls her baby 😫 it affects just like Yoongi calling her princess and Tae calling her Sweetest

BRO S A M E fjadfja

I seriously FEEL like after this chapter shit is starting to go down fast because why does it feel like the ending?!

Oops 😶

[wpdariacutnes]

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Koio: dogo help!?

Dogo: what woring car icident or sowing *normally a someone understand sms a show skrenshot*

Koio: bass is to snezy us

Dogo: -_- you fucking child sidrom now? What now...

Koio: what?

Dogo: *showing hem did* why is here a normal call you sms a not be a kidshow a enifing mett dys boy a buy radom nice car and you be a asshole dush because wona stole hem why oso I not puding your staws a joking back a heatman back

Koio: . . .

Dogo: hmh okey OKEY wona play dys

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Dogo: *make video expleing and showing self (instagram icident)* so enifing say she never expleing me a get code shiti hazbent only say a be a cry baby and enifing after call back a rezisam a how a protoman a what how

* showing a koio did a screnshot and terra to here* okey so enifing see now * wirts giggle* now a make skrinshot me protoman fun NO now see koio i riding for you loud and understand a out me tone a say it

" protoman: sorry but me hazbent be enifing dush cry baby

Dogo: okey and agien getshin you or sowing?

Protoman: no me sibling code dys A BLUE ONE is so enoing someone time but bass enifing EROCHEST

Dogo: soo enifing cutman call out get hazbent

Protoman: because is seld asshole a not life"

*dogo showing a zoom dys a protoman finish toking after a say dys "because is seld asshole a not life" and sowing bass call out*

Dogo: not finish yet what hell in soon

"Bass: hey YOU A GENSONI

Dogo: ? Me name is dogo not dys

Bass: you stole me wife

Dogo: * showing a protoman say enifing Wall chat a did* she never say

Bass: you takes dys "

*dogo voice "you takes dys" more loud "you takes dys" more a deam can off dys "YOU FUCKING TAKES DYS" *SKRIMING A YOU GET REDDY TIGRET DOGO NEVER SEE* DEAM YOU DEAM GEY DYS A SHITI WIFE ENIFING WESTING ME FUCKING HELLKISNDJKBDJ TIMES

Dogo: * skriming On video end* DID YOU ENIFING WERKINSH TIMES?! I ME NOT FULT A YOU WIFE OR FUCKING BRIKS TAKES ME AWAY * hit sowing* FUCKKKKKK HELL LOVERS

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Dogo: * flashback enifing axl same did a skriming* stop~ is nokses

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[farmersliga]

i just watched my own mother, my flesh and blood, the womb from which i sprung, eat a nigiri sushi with a spoon and fork. i am now questioning my own humanity.

[vampirevodka-blog]

                 It’s not fair for me to feel like this, is it?

Like I push everyone away knowingly and then am surprised when they leave. When they stop caring.

It’s better like this though, is it not? At least this way I get the satisfaction of knowing that I was right all along.

But to feel like such a fool…for someone else to tell me how short you’re being with me over text..going through our entire conversation and surprised I still talk to you, as if I’m an idiot who cant take a hint…

Fuck.

Do you use me just like you do everyone else around you, for entertainment? Is that what this all is?

Did you take my heart with you when you left, and did I continue to send you shipments of it through tear-blurred video conversations?

Because I fucking did. You know me better than anyone. I’ve opened up to you about shit that I could never do with anyone else. And to feel like…like such a fucking fool…

I should have known better.

My insides are decaying and my heart is heavy and you’re so far away from me I can’t tell where we stand

Together or a million miles apart.

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