#Fire Fucker

[bardic-mess]

Look, I don't want to see Radovid betray Jaskier or become some evil witch burning tyrant... I want him to be truly good as much as every other Radskier shipper

BUT

Wouldn't it just be neat... And maybe a lil sick and twisted if he did burn ONE magic user... Not because he is evil or hates Mage's but because... Rience deserves a taste of his own medicine...

Like do I want Radovid to go on a witch burning spree? No... Would it be a lil fun and sexy of him to burn the man who tortured his lover? Yes... But also horrifying.

Let him see this fucker who hurt the man he loves and just snap, let him have a moment of this eerily calm rage where he just suggests burning Rience when they are debating how to dispose of him...

[eternal-goddess-of-war]

[viking-raider]

So, I'm rewatching Part One of Season 3 (Cause that's me!) and I noticed something, when Fuck Fucker is coming out of Codringher and Fenn's! He's holding the cat, but if you look at the post just next to the door, outside to the left, there's a snow owl.

Philippa, is that you?

[warthogreporter]

And now, a brief look at the human fucker community on a monster version of tumblr

🐙 WetterThanYou Follow

It's so sad that humans can't breathe underwater, makes bringing them to my lair so much harder

👺Ascetic-more-like-ass-cetic Follow

Was anyone going to tell me humans can't breathe underwater or was I supposed to just learn that from a text post?

🐙WetterThanYou Follow

Please tell me you didn't seriously look at humans and go 'they look like they can breathe underwater'

👺Ascetic-more-like-ass-cetic Follow

I thought they were like lions and how some live in the sea :(

🦁BEaST-MAN Follow

DID YOU THINK SEA LIONS WERE LITERAL LIONS?!

👺Ascetic-more-like-ass-cetic Follow

They're not? 😭😭😭

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🐺HereWolf Follow

Vampires will be like 'I love humans' and then transform every human they know into another vampire. Weak. You are like someone who only watches Marvel movies and calls themselves a filmbuff.

🏏Batass Follow

Hey OP this is an important part of many vampire cultures so you should tone it down because this is really offensive.

🐺HereWolf Follow

You should get a culture that isn't fucking lame.

🦁BEaST-MAN Follow

OP you are literally a werewolf. And into throwing stones in glass houses I guess.

🐺HereWolf Follow

Gurl you don't know the amount of effort I put into keeping my human girlfriend a human girlfriend because I love her for being a human.

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💚CraftedLove Follow

In the club on a date with a human straight up breaking it. And by 'it,' haha, well. Let's just say. His sanity.

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🧙‍♂️ Crystal-Rooster-and-Orbs Follow

Sick of getting added to group chats like 'plots to overthrow our lieges.' Yes, I am both an evil wizard and an evil vizier. But I'm not plotting any treachery because my king is also evil, and so is my queen. We are in an evil polycule and give each other evil night kisses.

🧙‍♂️ Crystal-Rooster-and-Orbs Follow

Also stop telling me about the evil queen's OnlyFans like the king and I aren't helping her run it. Who do you think is taking the pictures? You have no idea how many evil yet deeply impractical schemes it's given us the economic cushion to do.

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🤼‍♂️Bitch-of-Heracles Follow

Need me a human who will hold me like this and just destroy me 😍

♣️HeraclesOfficial✅ Follow

Hey.

🤼‍♂️Bitch-of-Heracles Follow

WHY DID NOBODY THINK TO WARN ME HERACLES WAS ON THIS WEBSITE?!

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This now has a sequel, and a third act

[nixiecat]

the "shave your pits" guy is back in my notes and this time is being transphobic to my followers so it's pit posting time again!!!

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The dog days are over.

[First] Prev <–-> Next

[you-makestedehappy]

Line deliveries that play on repeat in my brain.

Season 1, episode 4 - Discomfort in a Married State

🐈‍⬛❤️‍🩹🍆💦🏴‍☠️ [ep 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10]

Bonus :

[ladyshinga]

Isekai often offers the idea of "what if a human is reborn as another creature of some kind" but we need to be exploring the other way around. What about some anime about a dog that crosses the rainbow bridge RIGHT into a fantasy world where he's born human but remembers being a dog, where's THAT weirdo

[theprodigypenguin]

So.

Ace tried to head-on murder the strongest man alive.

Luffy sucker punched a Celestial Dragon.

And Sabo attacked the actual king of the world.

Yeah.

They're brothers.

[suuplex]

How Armored Core 6 got me acting

[bardic-mess]

OKAY! so y'all can ask whatever questions you want about the new season of the Witcher but I come to you with the most important one!

Where is the damn cat!? Where is Nibbles?

Rience took the cat after he torched the building but then! Mister fucking fire fucker is killed! Leaving me to wonder where that lovely lil kitty is?!

Is that lil fur ball just alone somewhere? Why aren't we going to save the cat? Fuck the child of suprise. Where's the cat Rience? Where's the fucking cat!

[madkiska]

cant stop thinking about.. lego movies.....

[grease-to-the-east]

anyways just rewatched the outsiders movie and decided if that little girl didn’t bite ponyboy’s hand then johnny would still be alive. is there any evidence at all to support this? no. but i decided so. congratulations little girl. you killed johnny cade

[yesloulou]

Daniel's car catching on fire during FP3 at the 2018 Chinese Grand Prix, which he then went on to win 👑👑👑

[sunshines-child]

Listening to The Challenge and honestly? Sorry Hermes Penelope's song has me on my knees. The voice, the song, the riffs, the lyrics... ough. "Let the arrow fly, Once you know your aim is true. 'Cause I'd rather die, Than grow old without the best of you"

[flowerbetweenfangs]

Holy Light

You found her in a lantern being held by your latest target. Normally, a holy knight wasn't to take loot from evil people, but the makeshift cage sparked.

A tiny voice, higher pitched than anything you'd ever heard, whispered:

Help me...

Your head was on a swivel as you approached the lantern. The light within grew almost white, filling up with sparks that looked almost like fireworks.

Before you could even touch it, the glass shattered, still glowing with heat. You threw up a hand up in time to block a few shards from striking you, the hotness filling the air. If you hadn't been wearing armor, it would have scorched your skin.

Then, you found a small ball of flame sitting on your gauntlet. No... Slumping. It was orange and flickered, as if about ready to go out.

Without hesitation you checked the lantern. There was still oil and a wick inside.

"No please!" The creature squeaked. "Don't put me back in there!"

"I'm looking for fuel!" You reassured her. Was it a her? You shook your head.

"Oh." It went back into the cage. The flickers stopped, and it sighed in relief. Then, pillars of fire erupted from the holes, taking out the rest of the glass.

Jumping back, you took in the creature in front of you. It was maybe a little shorter than you. The silhouette looked like a woman with wavy hair. The lantern was in her chest cavity, glowing with hotness.

"He kept me fuel deprived so I stayed small. When he let me out I would..." Its voice trailed off as steam began to come from where eyes would be on the face. "You're a holy knight, right?"

"I am. I work for no Monarchy but the celestial." You explained.

"Do you think there's a chance of redemption for everyone?"

"It depends." You shrugged and made a fist, showing her the symbol on the back of your gauntlet. "I'm not the decider of that. It's all up to the Stars and Heavens."

She nodded, dabbing her eyes, looking longingly at the way outside.

"Well, let's go." You beckoned her forward, staring at the lantern as i took a few steps, legs weak like a newborn fawn. How would you protect it from the wind?

There were so many questions that it hit you.

You were going to have to take a lot more than the lantern.

"What's your name?" You asked.

"Imbyr.... What's yours?"