#GIRL HRLP

[akinachiri]

HELLO??? I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS YRS APRIL FOOLS EVENT TO BE. YEA.

[tastytoecheese]

Trans people of tumblr, how can I (as a cluless cis guy) help my girlfriend with her gender dysphoria?

[wizards101official]

WOAH WOAH WOAH

[gyaruizuku]

OBOROGIRI???????????????

IZUKU????????????????

TENKO????????????

[meowsticmarvels]

in honor of reload releasing today here's some highlights from my p3 sims 4 stuff.

check the readmore for the images. tagging as yukamitsu because irs like 90% that they're really gay together.

i made yukamitsu canon REALLY quickly :

ft chie walking in on them on a date in the park:

and also makoto/minato flirting randomly with junpei for a second and then moving on as if nothing happened

further highlights:

yukamitsu are t4t lesbians in this. also akihiko is transmasc I think???

i had to make aigis an alien. sorry

can't fit everyone in one household so characters like koromaru shinji kotone and ryoji are gonna have to be seperate. sorry yall

strega will also be real in this file

akihiko did sit ups in the kitchen like twice then went to the command room (yes it's an iwatodai dorm house) to watch an action movie with junpei on the big screen

fuuka is already at programming level 3 within like a day of playing. she programmed like basically all day at one point

during mitsuru and yukari's date other characters kept appearing. like yosuke and chie and teddie. girl why

speaking of there's like 30+ different characters from different franchises and media in this file it's massive. including utdr, mcsm, pokemon, p4, super paper mario, and many others. Hrlp!

[sepptember]

𝐬𝐧𝐚𝐢𝐥 — your turn! tell me about the characters you headcanon as queer. <3 I'm all ears.

okay this is a lil headcanon of mine!! all of draculas brides are queer in their own way and are really just draculas girl friends (key word: friends) who live with him cause it’s easier !!

now there’s three of them and two canonically have dark hair and the others blonde but i gave them names :3

the first: judith! i hc her to be from medieval times so a bit before dracula and she was born a vampire instead of being turned, and while being like an either french or german medieval countess or duchess or some shit she had this fiancée who she was gonna marry in secret and was very good at making it look like she was just friends w her or some shit idk but then she died and judith was like absolutely pissed and before meeting dracula juat terrorized thr shit out of that town for centuries on end before she n dracula found the other two wives and they all just moved into a castle tohetger

the second: sybil! the brides canonically don’t have races (i think) so i just decided that sybil is black because i can 🎀 anyway she was born human in the italian renaissance towards the beginning of where it started and she was a painter but not really a famous one but was popular in tht town she lived and because she was a girl kisser she liked the paint women mlre and was wirh definitely a few (not a lot but a few) of the women she painted and therefore she has a lot of paintings of a few of them instead of just one and one day a man wanted hee to paint him and she was like “no sorry i’d rather not i only paint women” and cause she didn’t have a business and was painting on her own accord and whoever she wanted so basically she painted whoever she wanted and the guy she refused was a newly turned vampire so he (attempted) to kill her and it turned her into a girl kisser vampire instead and eventually she met judith and dracula and they all became besties

the third: cleda! i was gonna have hee american at first but dracula takes place in europe so i didn’t ! but anyway my hc is she’s the youngest bride and was alive and an opera singer in the mid 1700s :3 and she was very popular and very famous and judith (the first bride) rlly liked her and went to a shit ton of her operas cause like i said she loved her voice and just her in general (fag. I CAN SAY IT) but cleda was unhappy with herself and how she sounded and had a terrible “i need to be the best” complex and out of straught up anger was like “yk what i hate u all” and also rlly rlly liked this ballet dancer but hated that she felt like that and didn’t think t was normal and after she got rlly pissed amd just (tw!!) tried to commit and judith was coming to be like “hi ur literally amazing” and saw her like unconscious and abt to die on the floor smd bit her and turned her before anything could happen

anyway now they’re all gay and live in a castle together (until they die at the end of the book) and just hrlp dracula out with certain things and vice versa and are only rlly called his brides cause of homophobic pieces of shit and him being like “erm they’ll burn u guys alive” and it’s just a cover for them all being gay and are actually poly and eachothers brides

the way I ate every word of this up?? hello?????

I'm gonna read this book now. and I'm going to envision all of them in this way. idk anything about the book, but this genuinely sounds more interesting than the actual book itself does.

all of them are girl kissers and they kiss each other now! it's canon. you should make a rewrite of the book like this... yk like a retelling? you'd eat it up!! and I'd buy it!! and so would a lot of other people honestly.

[genius-daddy]

im horny once agaainn.. hrrrhggh....

heres the list daddy. 💜

turn-ons:

-getting called good girl/baby/darling/etc. its so.. hehjajdhh.. i get all giggly and shit its unreal.. (and maybe a little wet if you do it a lot ugh. /pos)

-pleasuring me under the table/discreetly in public places. i love the thrill of possibly getting caught in the act, but im really really bad at hiding really big moans-

-SOFT CUDDLE SEX SOFT CUDDLE SEX. or or, sleepy sex. yeh.

-uhnmm heres my top 5 kinks: calling someone daddy, praise kink, size differences (both ways), slight bondage (like my arms or legs), breeding kink

-soft clit teasing. yummy

-biting my thighs hrhrhh (i am majorly insecure on how big they are help me.)

turn-OFFS:

-degrading. i alr do that to myself all the time ion need no one to remind me

-choking me. please dont i will cry /gen

-intense intense sex (sensory overload, passing out). ill use a safe word if im close but plz dont ignore it. please..

-knife play. no.. no no.

-🐦‍⬛(my thighs r shaking im getting wet hrlp)

Hmmm, it appears some of these are my own...

I agree with all of the turn offs. My sensory issues definitely say no to them. And degrading is a definite no. I do not want to harm them emotionally. Even if they ask for it.

But other then that... do you think you could be good for Daddy~?

[4pplec0re]

ooo girl shock me like a steak induced hysteria

HRLP

[lyneytricks]

"what is he up to recently" getting fucked by me. duh

i get u ,, it's ok, i know ur thinking about lyney instead <⁠(⁠￣⁠︶⁠￣⁠)⁠↗ (SPOILER 😮😮 !! i'm writing a lyney request next bookie ,,)

OH MY GOD... MY GIRL LYNEY... !!! wait why the fuck is diluc in an owl costume?? hrlp

[samthecookielord]

GIRL HRLP LET ME IN I WANNA PLAY FUNNY SEA CREATURE GAME

[saetoshi]

Heeyyy I saw it's your birthday on my blog

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIRL YOU'RE 19 !!!

Habe some cake from Levi haeicho!!

AWWW THANK U 🫶🏼🫶🏼 HRLP LMFAOAOAO THE FORGET WAY HE’S GOT HIS SWORDS (?) WHILE HOLDING THE CAKE

[jewishdainix]

Someone get Amber and Brashen there right now!!!! Hrlp my girl out :(

[angelwonie]

WHY DO YOU KEEP SLAYING AND WRITING A MILLION WORD FICS go off omg i can't even finish drabbles

I AM SICK THO YES i've eaten like 3 packs of ramen today alone hrlp

PLS IVE BEEN WRITING THIS FOR LIKE TWO MONTHS i believe in u bestie u can do it!!

THATS MY GIRL OMG ramen is my life @cosmic-railwayxo pls dont look at me like that

[the-leader-in-blue]

ooc//help girl I’m quoting TMA

I was feeling evil so I made this,Orpheus mx avatar of the lonley

ooc\\ hrlp gurl ur brouht bwck my tma hyperfixwtiib

[binch-i-might-be]

it's 5:20 am and I've just made it home from Party™. been awake for 24 hours. girl. hrlp

[ask-4-town]

THAT GIRLS GOT SOME SERIOUS SQUIRRELS IN HER PANTS

HRLP