#Games programming

[msvblight]

Screaming and clawing at my eyes because I'm genuinely considering trying to learn how to code a computer game again due to a great idea

Maybe unlike at uni I won't have another depressive breakdown, and hey I don't think I can get any more trans than I am already

[agatedragongames]

Creating a cat and mouse game in Processing

Learn how to create a cat and mouse game in Processing. You will control the mouse, and try to survive against the hungry and angry cats! You will learn how to code the movement for a player and enemies in a game using vector math.

[bvixii]

I think it's time we blow this scene.

Get everybody and the stuff together.

Okay, three, two, one, let's jam.

[ Tank! ft. Tulpar ]

[prokopetz]

Some highlights for those who haven't been following the Portal 2 patch notes lately (these are all verbatim):

March 14th, 2023: Fixed several remote code execution and crash exploits against co-op partners.

March 25th, 2023: Fixed two remote player crash exploits.

April 26th, 2023: Fixed several crash and remote code execution exploits.

January 5th, 2024: Fixed several remote code execution and crash exploits against co-op partners.

February 2nd, 2024: Fixed several exploits that could crash a coop partner's game.

June 3rd, 2024: Fixed some exploits that could lead to crashes or remote code execution against a co-op partner.

June 24th, 2024: Fixed a remote code execution exploit and out-of-memory exploit in cooperative mode.

January 20th, 2025: Fixed exploits used to crash remote players.

TL;DR:

Valve has evidently spent the last two solid years trying to fix a bug or series of bugs which permit hostile remote code execution against one's co-op partner in Portal 2, seemingly without success.

What the fuck is going on in the Portal 2 co-op scene?

[saturnisfallingdown]

[ID: A variety of word art sentences strung together to form a post. Burning red text says “i use a windows pc”. Purple and blue all caps text says “I am aware that solitaire is no longer totally free”. Gritty blue text reads “it was just an easy comparison”. Bubbly orange text reads “I am also aware that minecraft costs more money now”. Clean silver text reads “im glad you liked my post though”. Bold golden text reads “Have a great day”. End ID]

[flyingdonuuts]

have a zukoooo

[citricacidprince]

I noticed that their dynamics were so similar… what if they swapped for a bit

As a treat (For Swansea and Daisuke) and a punishment (For Stan and Soos, but also me, because that shit hurted)

Also, bonus doodle under the cut but be wary of Mouthwashing Spoilers!

[thewisestdino]

[theribbajack]

"Now, the vow will be honoured, and my Lord brother's soul will return."

Radahn stans keep winning, but I personally am in Miyazaki's walls rn

[novembermorgon]

(very small) dunk and egg blender animation practice

[eeriethacus]

Based on this tumblr post

[zuzu-draws]

Stardew Valley Bachelor Portrait Sukuna, anyone?? (I made some quick pixelated gifs while musing lolol)

I wonder how many folks would romance him in-game 🤔 Make your attendance here, folks ✋

[illustlee]

Game Mockup: Brew and sell potions with Prune Juice Cookie!

[prokopetz]

The fascinating thing about this particular patch note is that it implies the game engine is fully rendering your character's penis at all times, not just when you take your pants off.

[eggnoodlesoop]

slay the princess is a very serious and existential game