#HE'S SLUTTY

[wordswhore]

the amount of times that I've watched *that* scene in s1e4 of shadow and bone is unholy

[holmsister]

Laios works part-time at a grocery store and is a mildly successful twitch streamer and one time this really fucking hot shirtless dude wanders into frame and everyone on Laios' chat starts freaking out like WHO THE FUCK IS THAT- HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A MAN SO BEAUTIFUL YOU STARTED CRYING- LAIOS THERES A HOT DUDE THERE- and Laios is like ahahah that's my friend Kabru! He sometimes comes over after the gym to take a shower while I make him dinner! He loves my food! And everyone in chat is like LAIOS ARE YOU STUPID- LAIOS FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK- LAIOS HES AFTER ANOTHER KIND OF MEAT- and Laios is a little bit offended like. No! He's just nice! Don't be mean you'll make him uncomfortable!

And then someone recognizes Kabru like "OH SHIT I SAW HIS FOUR PARTER ON ART AND MENTAL ILLNESS IT MADE ME CRY" and they dig up his SMs and he's like. A political commentator and activist/youtuber who speaks like 9 languages and has an history degree despite being like 22 and is working towards an anthropology degree now and pays the bills by being a fucking. Fashion model and there's INSANE photoshoots of him in all sort of artsy high fashion pictures in b&w like covered in bloodied bandages in BDSM gear dressed like a priest etc etc interspersed with like very good thinkpieces on consumerism and art and politics and the very rare YouTube 4-parters on random subjects with INCREDIBLE visuals and everyone is like what the fuck. What the FUCK Laios how do you even KNOW this dude and Laios is like he kept showing up at the grocery store during my turn and asking for ideas on what to make for dinner and one guy in chat asks but aren't you usual on at nighttime and he's like yeah it was like 3am for the most part and everyone is like LAIOS PLEASE

[4ever-feral]

I’ll never stop thinking about Hugh’s slutty little waist

[littlenastieswewhispered]

[hir444eth]

why do i see no one talking abt this scene specifically??? its so insanely sexual its not even funny anymore. the “penetration”, wade throwing his head back, WADE ARCHING HIS BACK AND HIS HIPS JERKING UP, the leg over logans shoulder, the way his hands go from abt to push him off to completely dropped, brother was abt to cream his pants jfc

[baltharino]

Star Trek: The Original Series 1x03 - Where No Man Has Gone Before

[peppermint-walrus]

Velvette is always near to outshine anyone who dresses up joyously. Coincidentally, Vox has put new locks on his costume closet.

[cloud-hymn]

this is genuinely the funniest picture to me like xxc casually strolling down the street with his lil sis and his gay sleep paralysis demon

[tea-cat-arts]

More doodles (ft Xianle Trio mostly Feng Xin)

[maemoons]

sluttiest thing a man can do is be Regulus Black

[christadeguchi]

he's like if a baby cow wandered into a zoom interview

[bigfatbreak]

So like... What does the Goliath power up do?

he can have more than one Akuma active at a time, and his Akuma are spicy

[multifandom--mess]

pussy facing the world

cock shame

[shebsart]

^redraw of a behind the scenes pic from a bout de souffle

This doesn't happen on page because it's a childrens book but I know in my heart it happened.

and probably some former english major student somewhere recalling howell jenkins, circa 1980:

[kelin-is-writing]

MAXI BONKERS 👹👹👹

[jedi-starbird]

Rex: So General Kenobi, how come you speak mando'a?

Obi-Wan: I've always been interested in the culture and I spent a year on Mandalore for a mission in my youth :)

Rex: I see, what about you, General Skywalker?

Anakin: Huh? Oh Obi-Wan used to drop me off in mando daycare when he went to get laid in little Keldabe, fun times, they taught me how to headbutt someone.