#HELL NO.

[mrsllyziy]

so it wasn't a bug ?? hahaha... was it intentional ...... ??!??2)

[alabyte]

Me, having a good day: :)

TBB S1: When Wrecker's inhibitor chip was activated for the first time, the order in his thoughts was voiced by Crosshair, who was saying that good soldiers follow orders.

Me: :(

[yeonggisbitch]

the freaking wood broke idek what it’s called but, is nolan going full soulmatery with shin-ae that he’s going to fall off a balcony like she did?? that’s so goals guys 🥹🥹

[cherries-and-knives]

Saw a tik tok saying Gale was a ‘pick me’ and can I just say- BITCH WHAT. The tik tok was about how he ‘literally said he wishes he could be in more pain so Katniss would love him🙄’ ……WHAT. He said she only notices him when he’s in pain- NOT THAT HE WANTS TO BE IN MORE FOR ATTENTION. This was so cleARLY pointed at KATNISS, who was struggling with her feelings. Gale pointed out something OBVIOUS. Katniss only wanted him when he was in pain because she loved him and couldn’t stand seeing him like that, which got confused as potentially other more ‘romantic’ feelings for him. Katniss is a protector, this is made clear from the BEGINNING. FROM THE FIRST PAGE OF THE SERIES. So this way of thinking makes perfect sense for her even if she doesn’t get it for a while herself. Anyways. Gale wasn’t a pick me. Some of y’all need to think of him as an actual person instead of listing as many horrible things about him as possible just because he was in a ‘love triangle’.

[kierpyr]

"shes a marine spirit !" SHES A SQUID PERSON CAN U RELAX 😭

[anchoeritic]

the worst sexual experience i’ve ever had is when i was like 17 i got asked out by this boy i really liked. he took me to the movies and i thought it was gonna be the best date ever. not even 10 minutes into the movie he asks if i wanted popcorn so i reached my hand into the popcorn bucket and that nasty fucker must of whipped his dick out at some point, slid it into the bottom of the bucket so when i reached my hand in i grabbed his dick-

what’s your worst sexual encounter/experience?

[circa-specturgia]

Happy Blorbosday!

For any OCs of your choice: Your OC is handed a small, harmless snake. How do they react?

For Mask:

They eat it.

Next question.

[archive940901]

im gonna throw up i missed my chance to get mgsv AAAAAAAAA

[fandomsoda]

Interacting with someone’s posts and pretending to support them when you’ve talked shit about them behind their back is the most fake thing imaginable and I won’t stand for it.

[lyon-beast-king]

//One of these days, I am going bring Lyon to a wedding with my friend’s Menenius, and I am going wear that god awful suit to terrorize them, and I am going love it as their character spams embarrassed at the sight of it. XDDD

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"

[dio7r]

[hack-saw2004]

platforming palestinian joy is just as important as sharing the suffering they're enduring during this genocide. despite continued displacement and bombardment, you cannot steal their joy and spirit. happy birthday to this sweet baby 🖤🇵🇸 may they grow up to see a free palestine

edit: @saffronlesbian made a video description for this post!!

[vd: a screen recording of a tweet from the 20th of April 2024 with 2.5 million views, from Ruhi @/ruhi_hi. the caption reads, "This video of this little Palestinian angel celebrating his bday in a refugee camp" followed by three emoji of a smiling face with teary eyes. the video clip is 11 seconds long and shows a one-year-old baby seated on the sandy ground, smiling hugely and clapping his hands while people sing to him from offscreen and a large cake is placed in front of him. stuck into the top of the cake is a decoration that reads "happy birthday" in english. the video has the tiktok handle @/ibrahim.jamal99 visible in it. /end vd.]

[gaybichon]

this is cute but also i like to think the pope has to preface every single statement with "this isn't dogma but" like he has to break character for a sec and clarify that he's not speaking ex cathedra

[lesbianwithchainsaws]

Found this really scary new horror game yall should check out. It's called indeed.com and it has a sequel called linkedin

[raychleadele]

“Why did you follow this person ? uwu”

I’ve been here for fourteen years, do you think I remember? I don’t know who any of these people are anymore. I don’t know why they’re on my dash. I allow them to stay because they haven’t pissed me off enough to unfollow them yet. “Why did you follow this person?” I’m not sure I ever did. They’re just part of my ecosystem now.