Laughing at the fact DB asked me to “come over” like okay first of all we’re on the other side of the world from each other second … literally WHAT would we do if I went to America I know exactly what would happen and there is little to nothing else that could stem from such a trip other than that. That’s a lot of money and effort spent travelling just for that bro get a girl in your own country goddamn 😭
In 11th grade, when I was in his office, my math teacher walked in and he started talking about God knows what… I don't remember, but instead of saying that I "verbally answered" a question in his class, he said it orally??!!!? And C and I exchanged side glances because, like, WTF WHYYY would you phrase it like that? 😭😭 Once my math teacher left, we started laughing so hard
I referenced it yesterday, and this was his response
THIS IS IT!! THIS IS THE PANEL THAT MADE ME WANNA READ THIS LMFAOO. Mori’s face looked so pretty and he looks so big!!! Smh when has she ever looked like that!!! IT’S ALL IN UR HEAD MORI!!!
Hello!! Before I start, I just want to say that your green profile aesthetic is so prettyyy😭😭😭 it honestly reminds me of Pinterest idk. Can I request IT!girl!reader dating middle school Izuku? (im just in love w loser bf x drop dead gorg reader!)
tysm anonnie !!❤️❤️
im not sure if i did this right, but here u go 😭💕
~
you, an IT girl, dating izuku in middle school
- now this is quite the unexpectation
- what were you doing with the quirkless loser, Deku??
- you, so full of confidence with the way you carried yourself, loads of friends, grades of flying colors, beauty unmatched, a strong quirk. the list goes on
- him? the only thing remarkable is probably his will to keep going. just a quirkless outcast, a shameless nerd with unreachable dreams
- LITERALLY THIS LMFAOO:
- so why? it came as a GREAT surprise to see a post of you and Deku hanging out at a kitty cafe on insta. was it a dare? a prank? like ts gotta be some typa joke right
- WRONGG.
- they're merely scratching the surface, a surface that's not at all what it seems
- he's a really sweet boy, completely taken advantage of because of his meekness
- despite being quirkless, he was the realest person you've encountered in the school: observant, hard working, respectful. it's not like a quirk defines you anyway
- it's so embarrassing watching a classmate with the most ugly, useless, atrocious quirk you've ever witnessed poke fun at Deku
- like oh my GOSH dude they get humbled QUICK after you mention that you'd rather be quirkless
- like atp that ain't a quirk that's a disability 💀—not to be mean, but to make a point that Deku is just as capable of becoming a hero as anyone else
- going to school dances with Deku would be a lot more enjoyable if it weren't for those meddling whispers about you two. he often gets pushed to the sidelines 'cause you get swarmed by your friends and bombarded with questions :(
- but in the end, you came with him and mattered the most to him.
- he gets so nervous when he's around you, help him, he can't even look at you
- not in offense or anything. you make him feel all warm and fuzzy inside, and he can't help but feel enveloped by your presence
- you're this beautiful ray of light and he's kinda just..the shadow that follows after
"Izuku...Izuku did I do something wrong?"
"What? N-No! Of course not!"
"Then why aren't you looking at me?"
"Because you're—you're really pretty..."
"Pfft. You're really pretty too."
- Deku doesn't really initiate anything, thinking it'd be too lame or uncomfortable for you :( and if he does, he'll hesitate and drawback any ideas aforethought
- he follows you like a little puppy, always at your disposal
- he knows NOTHING about dating, only the note of going to amusements parks and sharing a sweet treat
- his confidence dwindles :( maybe he could learn a thing or two from you? <3
- when i tell you he was absolutley shocked when you confessed to him. his immediate reaction was playing it off as a joke
- he ALWAYS questions your feelings towards him—why me of all others? but i'm just a regular boy and you're..you? (gorgeous, pretty, beautiful, super cool, whole hearted, sweet...)
- and you can reassure everytime—because you're you and i like you!! a one of a kind.
- Deku doesn't have much to give to you, but he does have a big heart and alotta love
- maybe he is a loser, but he's your loser, and you wouldn't have him any other way
note; requested ! i wish real madrid admins and social media managers were as funny and entertaining as f1 🕊️ but alas, they are a serious institution 🕊️🕊️
masterlist !
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yourusername: little date night ft almave , tysm lewishamilton 💫🫶
tagged; almave
username: WHAT ??? night
username: she’s dating someone ? 😀😀😀
username: mother is slaying this winter break
username: the outfit EATSSS
username: wdym ur on a date i wasn’t there ?? 🤣🤣
lewishamilton: glad you enjoyed! let me know if you guys need more 😁
yourusername: oh WE LOVED, he definitely did too and is already demanding more!
username: HE?????
username: why is jude bellingham in my gf’s likes….. he needs to focus on getting that pichichi🙄🙄🙄
username: why did jude bellingham like lol
username: guys what if jude and y/n are dating ..
username: LMFAOO😂😂🤣🤣
landonorris: tell him i say hi
yourusername: no u stink ( he says hi back )
mclaren: y/n slaying as always 😎
yourusername: why thank u admin
judebellingham uploaded to his story !
[caption 1; fuck it, hard launch because i love my girl so matcha] [caption 2; 😍😍]
yourusername replied to your story !
yourusername fuck it i wanna hard launch too
yourusername the girlies ( lando ) are gonna go crazyyy
judebellingham screw soft launches i wanna show u off 🕊️🕊️
judebellingham are u on ur way tho
yourusername mina n i are nearrrrrr w fede jr and fede jr jr
judebellingham love those kids
judebellingham how abt a bellingham jr???
yourusername i love u babe but we’re barley adults ourselves …. we’re barley 20😀
judebellingham who says we can’t be going parents 😒😒😒
yourusername our careers !!
yourusername uploaded to their story !
[caption 1; omw to support my favorite boy🤍] [caption 2; the face of a man who scored a brace today and is todays ucl motm 🤭]
landonorris replied to your story !
landonorris gross
yourusername stfu ur jealous
landonorris don’t u have a game to watch
yourusername don’t u have a race to win 🤓🤓
landonorris YOU DIDNT WIN ALL LAST SEASON EITHER
yourusername red bull and max verstappen dominance 😞 fortunately i do love a team that wins the most championships tho🤭
landonorris can u get me a signed jersey plzzzz
yourusername maybe if u behave liked by landonorris !
judebellingham replied to your story !
judebellingham have you seen twitter yet🤣
yourusername omg no
judebellingham everyone’s shocked 🥸 why are they shocked that i pulled you😞
yourusername: idk babe, maybe bc i’m a cool f1 driver n ur not🤓🤓
judebellingham ok but i play for real madrid ??
yourusername white is such a good color on u btw lando wants a signed jersey
judebellingham on it 🫡🫡
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yourusername: little madrid photo dump ft the ucl motm😁😁🤍
tagged; judebellingham
judebellingham: did u see me score for u, my star girl, they were for u☺️☺️😊🌹🌹
yourusername: yes i did see my starboy 🤍🤍
username: starboy n stargirl = star couple 😫
username: he’s fine asf tho icl
username: HE SCORED A BRACE FOR HER😫😫
username: now she gotta win a race for him
username: yeah but max🥸
vinijr: wow and i didn’t make the photo dump?😒
camavinga: it’s like that w them 🙄
rodrygogoes:🙄🙄
yourusername: next time i promise 😞
judebellingham: drama queens, all of you !
aurelientchm: leave him out next photo dump camavinga
username: the players interacting w her is so😭😭
username: the denim lv bag is everything tbh
landonorris: tysm for the signed jersey 😁judebellingham
judebellingham: anything for y/n’s friends 🫡
yourusername: lando is NOT my friend
landonorris: she’s a liar we r bffs😒
mclaren: stargirl and starboy of the paddock and the field !🤩🧡🤍 liked by yourusername and judebellingham !
The episode "The Last Mabelcorn" is so surreal I can't believe it's important for the show.
BUT IS ALSO FUNNY ASF BC OF HOW MANY TIMES DIPPER IS LIKE "How did you meet him??" "What did u do w him?" "What was your relationship w him??" AND FORD IS LIKE "You don't wanna know buddy 💀" LMFAOO AFTER TBOB I CAN'T SEE THAT NORMALLY.
"He was once my friend" I AIN'T CALLIN FRIENDS "MY MUSE" OR "CENTER OF MY UNIVERSE, SUN OF MY GALAXY" LMFAO😭😭😭
𝒇𝒆𝒓𝒓𝒂𝒓𝒊’𝒔 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍, in which pedri loves to get on charles’ nerves by flirting with his girlfriend.. ౨ৎ charles x fem!reader
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yourusername great game today 💙❤️
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user jersey yn is back 👩🏻❤️💋👩🏾👩🏻❤️💋👩🏾!!
user BARKING 🐶
user ugh 😭😭😭😭😭
user is it jus me who finds it odd that she rarely posts charles .. and is always posting pedri ?
→ user not rlly idk..? she lives in barcelona, and so does pedri, they see each other more often = more posts of pedri, bc charles is always away for his races ….
user the world stopped. everyone and their mother is screaming at this post, people died, people cried— the world actually DIED!!!!!!!!
user im crying shes so gorgeous :’’’’)
user im gonna throw UPPP SHES A GODDESS 🛐
user MAAMAMAMAAA 😍
user my oh my
user she’s the reason i am bi .
user IM MALFUNCTIONING
user i’m fighting charles and pedri for her
user wait r they dating ?? i’m new around here 😭
→ user no, she’s dating charles_leclerc
charles_leclerc SO GORGEOUS MY LOVE
→ yourusername I LOVE YOOOUUU 👩🏾❤️💋👨🏼👩🏾❤️💋👨🏼
charles_leclerc get rid of the blue and just wear my red x (or nothing at all)
→ yourusername GET OUT….
→ landonorris I think i just threw up
→ lilymhe thirsting on the main is crazy 😭😭 (real)
→ carlossainz55 children are on this app, charlitos…
pedri my jersey looks amazing on you
→ charles_leclerc yeah? and i’m the one ripping it off at the end of the night 🤣
→ pedri 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼
→ charles_leclerc LOLL YOU’RE MAD
pedri 😍😍😍
→ yourusername 😇😇❣️
pedri gorgeous girl
→ yourusername thank you pedri ‼️
lilymhe THE PRETTIEST EVER ML 😭😭😭
→ yourusername YOUUUU.
lilymhe the only thing I like abt ur white man, is you 😍😍
→ yourusername kiss me lily
→ lilymhe 👩🏻❤️💋👩🏾👩🏻❤️💋👩🏾
carlossainz55 I don’t like this post
→ charles_leclerc same, I don’t like seeing my girlfriend in other mens teams shirt 😒
→ carlossainz55 become a madrid fan !
→ charles_leclerc I might just have to
→ carlossainz55 welcome mate 💪
→ yourusername blocked and reported, both of u.
→ charles_leclerc I’m your BOYFRIEND???🤧🤧
→ yourusername does it look like i gaf?????? GET OUT MADRIDISTAS!!!!!
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charles_leclerc Such an amazing game! 😃
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user who forced u to go.
user we ❤️ a bf who supports his gfs bffs game x
user forced ass smile dawg 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
→ user LMFAOO RIGHT
user hes so mamalicious
user weird way to propose but yes !
user screaming crying throwing up i cant do this anymore
user i literally just died dead
user my new fav culer xxx
→ carlossainz55 he’s a MADRIDISTA.
pedri I hope I impressed your girlfriend
→ charles_leclerc blocked and reported
→ charles_leclerc GET OUT MY DAMN COMMENTS YOU SPANIARD
→ charles_leclerc you did NOT IMPRESS HER
→ pedri says the man who dnfs basically every race
→ user OH NAAHHH 😭😭
IMESSAGE GROUP CHAT, “BABYGIRLS’
LILY 💋
how long til charles breaks
PEDRI 🫂
he’s a very hard man to break
YN
you guys are so evil for setting him up
LILY 💋
it’s so funny seeing him fight for his life in the comments though 😭😭
PEDRI 🫂
right
LILY 💋
it’s also funny how you forced him to go to a game
YN
yeah and I’m gonna force pedri to a race
PEDRI 🫂
and watch him dnf? no thanks
LILY 💋
THAT’S CRAZY 😭
ur foul for that pedri
PEDRI 🫂
my bad
my hand slipped on the send button
YN
you’re so MEAN 😭😭
PEDRI 🫂
I’ll go to the race ????
YN
alrighty 😁😁
LILY 💋
pedri in the paddock soo ooo ooon 🗣️🗣️!!!!
You loved “pedri in the paddock soo ooo ooon 🗣️🗣️!!!!”
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yourusername CONGRATULATIONS ON WINNING MY LOVE 🥹🥹❤️❤️ SO PROUD BABY 🤧🤧
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user OH MY WORD AAUASDXC
user ur JOKIIING 😭😭😭😭 Im crying i havent been this happy since lime forver 😭😭😭
user third pic too real :///
user YN WHAT DID U DO FOF HIM TO WIN ����
→ user she bribed ferrari strategist to actually strategize x
→ yourusername it’s true, i did
user i 😭 cant 😭 take 😭 it 😭
user hes so gorgeous i might cry
user real tears coming out of mg eyes do not tlakn to me.
user her very rare post of charles 🤧
pedri surprised he didn’t dnf
→ charles_leclerc YOU’RE EVIL.
→ pedri 😘
→ lilymhe enemies to lovers type shit
→ yourusername “pedri x charles. 10k words. enemies to lovers”
→ charles_leclerc hello what ???? 😭
pedri he’s so fugly
→ charles_leclerc I KNOW YOUR ASS AINT TALKING WIT THOSE SKINNY ASS JEANS BRUH 🤦🤦🤦🤦
→ yourusername ik both of you guys aren’t talking.
lilymhe good job charles 🏆🏆
→ charles_leclerc thank you for not being a hater (unlike other people I know.)
charles_leclerc MA CHÉRIE I LOVE YOU 🫶🏻
→ yourusername I LOVE YOU MORE ❤️
charles_leclerc red is more your color
→ yourusername I think so too
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pedri congratulations on winning, I guess 🫡
tagged charles_leclerc
comments have been limited
yourusername charles said to let him comment 🤧
→ pedri is this post not good enough for him? he’s quite greedy.
yourusername you’re too kind pedri xoxo 💋 —charles
lilymhe ITS HAPPENING, THEYRE GETTING ALONG
→ pedri never
lilymhe awwwwwww!!!!!
IMESSAGE GROUP CHAT, “BF & BFF”
CHA ❤️
pedri
PEDRI 🫂
what.
CHA ❤️
are we like bffs now
PEDRI 🫂
not in a billion years
YN
BRO 😭
please be friends with my bf..
CHA ❤️
i second that
i’m quite lovely
PEDRI 🫂
😒😒
i guess
I’ll still hate on you on insta though
this friendship be between only us.
CHA ❤️
🤓☝️
alright….
YN
omg finally
ur getting along 🤧🤧!!!
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yourusername when the plans actually make it out of the gc …
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user they’re all so hot
user ynlily is real to me
→ lilymhe i agree
→ yourusername lets ditch our bfs
user lil bro don’t wanna be there
→ user cause hes third wheeling
user sometimes babygirls are three ppl in their 20s 😢
user i’m actually sobbing
user MAMAMAAMAMAMAS 🤤🤤😍😍
user they’re gorgeous, and pedri is just there..
pedri never let the plans get out the gc again
→ yourusername yk you had fun…
→ lilymhe SUCH A HATER…… 🤧😢
pedri you took that picture without my consent
→ yourusername my bad lil bro
→ pedri 😐😐
lilymhe you’re so gorgeous 😍
→ yourusername ur more gorgeous ;)
lilymhe next time it’ll just be us baby
→ yourusername 💋💋
charles_leclerc why am i never invited
→ yourusername cause ur always away going vroom vroom in a car
→ user I feel bad for him 🙁🙁
→ user fr yn is always going everywhere without charles
charles_leclerc you look so gorgeous, i miss you :(❤️
→ yourusername thank you, i miss you more 🫶🏾
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IMESSAGE GROUP CHAT, “BABYGIRLS”
LILY 💋
YN
CHARLES’ FANS ARE ON UR ASS RN 😭
PEDRI 🫂
“charles always gets left out 🥺”
that man is 25 he do not care
YN
LMFAOO
right 😭
like I love him but some of his “fans” are so …
LILY 💋
Fr they’re dramatic sometimes
u hangout with him too much = ur a clingy girlfriend
u don’t hangout with him as much = ur a bad girlfriend
YN
NO LITERALLY
these bitches r never happy with what i do
like its MY relationship ??? 😭
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yourusername he is fine y’all, perfectly fine.. please don’t call paw patrol 😐
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user 😭😭😂😍🤣😍😁😊😃😂😁💔💔💔
user PLS THE CAPTION 😭
→ user shes sick of THOSE charles fans
user they r so 🤧🤧❤️❤️
user they’re SO taylor coded .
→ user specifically you are in love ://
user god i see what you do for others
user im
→ user me too girl, me too
user officially my favorite couple
user the last pic. I AM DISGUSTED 😂😂😭😭💔💔
user sliding down mt wall i cant trake this 😊😊😊😊
charles_leclerc Je t'aime 🤍
→ yourusername I love you more 🤍
charles_leclerc MY GIRL MY GIRL
charles_leclerc you’re so lovely
→ yourusername 🥹🥹❤️
pedri cuties
→ lilymhe OMG PEDRI NOT BEIN A HATER !!!!!!
→ charles_leclerc i knew you secretly loved me xx
→ yourusername HES EVOLVED 💯💯‼️‼️
pedri i took the 2nd, 3rd, & 4th pic 😒😒😒
→ yourusername oh yeah, sorry 🤧. PEDRI TOOK THOSE PICTURES EVERYONE!!!!
lilymhe CUTEST COUPLE EVER
→ yourusername YOUU AND ALEX 🤧🥹
carlossainz55 give me back my charles, he was mine first 😞
→ yourusername no cause you’re gonna make him go to the devils side.. madrid…
→ carlossainz55 come to the good side, to madrid! porfa yn 🙏🏼
→ pedri they’re both culers forever 🥰🥰
→ charles_leclerc true !!!!
→ yourusername very very true
yourusername just added one new story
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charles_leclerc you areee in looove, true love 🤍
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user SHUT UP
user whatcha know abt taylor.. CHARLES….
→ charles_leclerc a lot actually, when your girlfriend only listens to taylor 24/7 you start to get some t swizzle knowledge 🤷🤷
user Charles Marc Hervé Perceval Leclerc, THE CAPTION 😭
user get out OH MY GOD
user im so sick like actually.
user they are so cute i physically cannot do it anymore
user 🤢🤢😭😭💔💔😠😠🤧🤧😐😐
user babies my babies
user charles quoting taylor? ur twisted.
user charles lerizzler
pedri she’s giggling over this post
→ charles_leclerc 🤭🤭
lilymhe alex_albon why aren’t you this cute with your captions
→ alex_albon 🖕🏼🖕🏼
→ lilymhe SEE, YOU ARENT BEING VERY ROMANTIC!!!
yourusername i’m crying this is so sweet
yourusername this made my caption look bad
→ charles_leclerc I thought your caption was funny
yourusername do NOT talk to me I’m currently giggling and kicking my feet
→ charles_leclerc call me, chérie
→ yourusername yes yes
carlossainz55 down bad
→ charles_leclerc of course I am!
౨ৎ hi guys… yet another reupload from my old blog… (BOOOOO 🙄🙄) i hope u guys enjoyed nonetheless :) i will HOPEFULLY be working on part two of ‘say don’t go’ 🤓🤓
LMFAOO YOUR NEUVILLETTE FICLET ABOUT THE READER THINKING ALL WATER TASTES THE SAME IS SO FUNNY 😭 imagine if neuvi finds out his s/o doesn’t even like drinking water 😭 like they just drink juice or soda all the time. Literally hate drinking water like THEY WOULD DRINK IT IF THERE WAS NOTHING LEFT LMFAOO
I Don��t Like Water
(Pairing): Neuvilette x gn!reader
(Synopsis): Neuvillette finds out that you only drink juice or soda
(Tags/Warnings): Dialogue heavy, soda and energy drinks exist in Teyvat (just pretend), possible ooc Neuvilette, (if missed anything lmk)
(Word Count): 409
(A/n): Neuvillette might be ooc, but I love when composed characters lose their cool
Based off this mini fic
Iridescent eyes watched you intensely as you poured a vibrant colored drink into your cup, a sight the Chief Justice of Fontaine had quickly become accustomed to. Ever since you’ve moved in with Neuvillette, he noticed you would always drink juice or soda and replenishing your stock whenever you begin to run low
“Dear, I’m curious to ask something of you. Do you drink water by any chance?” You looked at your lover confused as you walked towards the table he was sitting at. “I’d notice that your beverages are usually those high in sugar, I have yet see to you drink water.”
“Oh, that’s because I don’t like drinking water.” You said nonchalantly
“I-I beg your pardon.”
“I do not like drinking water, I only drink it when there’s nothing else to drink.”
Neuvilette looked at you stunned. “Elaborate on what do you mean you don’t like drinking water?”
“I just don’t like the taste of it.”
“Perhaps you’ve been drinking water that don’t originate from the best sources, pure Fontaine water doesn’t have an unusual taste you might be referring to.”
“That’s the reason why I don’t like water, it doesn’t taste like anything.”
You see Neuvillette stop his line of thinking and take a deep breath through his nose. “Well, do you drink tea or coffee at the very least?”
“No… I prefer energy drinks over coffee.” Neuvilette turns away from you and covers his face with both of his hands. “Neuvi, It’s not that serious.”
Neuvilette takes his hands off of his face and looks up at you in disbelief and concern. Finally sitting straight he turns towards you and puts his hands on your shoulders
“My dear, light of my life, center of my world. For my sanity and health, please… please, please drink some water.” Your partner uncharacteristically begged
“But I don’t like the taste-”
“If it’s taste then put fruit in it!”
“That makes it taste weird.”
Neuvillette stands up and makes his way towards the window. He blankly stares at the scenery all the while trying to process what you just told him
“Is me not drinking water that has fish pee and nut in it, really that upsetting to you?”
“Dear, please before I catch a stroke.” Neuvillette pleaded sounding exhausted
“Fine I’ll try to drink some water!” You relented
“Thank you darling-”
“Maybe I’ll drink some water if it has some fruit syrup.”
kickoff! reader who is stalking gojos page and accidentally likes one of his oldest posts. she panics and turns off her phone, without unliking it.
kickoff!gojo who is re reading your guys instagram messages and you text him while he’s doing this. he scrambles to come up with a reason as to why he read your message instantly
kickoff! reader who tries to watch soccer games to understand what’s happening. she probably yells offsides at everything. gojo can only smile at her and offer to help her out
kickoff! gojo who takes a picture of your silhouette in front of those statues you meet up at during the sunset (without your knowledge) and makes it his lock screen. you ask him about it but he just pretends that it’s a soccer goal and the sunset behind it.
kickoff! reader who finds herself thinking of satoru way too much. will see basically anything and be reminded of him. “oh a pair of sunglasses? gojo would like those” “hm, they started selling a strawberry tea? gojo would drink that”
kickoff! gojo who loves the sims. unironically makes a sim version of him and reader. tbh he probably doesn’t even realize he’s doing it, he just starts thinking about reader and starts adding her features. thinks it’s funny to make them have “fun time”
kickoff! reader who is looking through the game pictures she takes and finds herself staring at gojo. doesn’t even realize she’s doing it until mina walks in on her. think peter parker and gwen stacy
kickoff!gojo who has a full “project m’bappe” for your future kids. starts the kids off with a soccer plush and it leads to them being absolute powerhouses in toddler leagues
kickoff! reader who used to play soccer as a kid. threw a tantrum in the middle of a game because she decided she hated it. only started to like it again because of gojo
kickoff! gojo who keeps a printed out picture of the two of you in his wallet. Suguru took it at the frat party when gojo kissed you. around you is blurry and flashing lights, in the middle of the chaos is gojos lips pressed against yours. His hand is holding your waist, you’re slightly on your tippy toes to reach him. He sometimes zones off when paying because the picture catches his eye
BABE……..WHEN I TELL YOU IM BLUSHING N SQUEALING N KICKING MY FEET SM RN…..UHHH I THINK U MIGHT HAVE TO JUST TAKE OVER WRITING THE SERIES FOR ME??? bc i went thru sm emotions reading these pls 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
ok first of all tysm for thinking of these and sending them to me???? i genuinely cannot believe youve made headcanons for my fic that’s so surreal n i will forever remember this 😭😭
BUT ALSO THESE ARE SO ACCURATE PLS and all the little details omg it means sm that youve noticed all these lil thinfs throughout the fic n their relationship n i cld cry rn 😭😭
pls excuse me for addressing each n every one of these bc im so excited by them i fear this ask will be long so i’m adding a keep reading loool
sobsosbsosbsbsossbb the headcanons ab their digital fuckups LMAOO omg reader is 100% the type to be stalking him at 3am even tho she swears shes not even THAT down bad for him n then she loses all feeling in her face when she realizes she liked a post from when he was like in high school or sumn🧍🏻♀️there’s no coming back from that LMFAOO but i feel like gojo wldnt even notice it bc he probs gets a lot of notifs so she’s safe this time around 😭😭 BUT YOURE ALSO SO RIGHT AB HIM REREADING MESSAGES N THEN GETTING SPOOKED WHEN HE REALIZES SHE SAW THAT HE READ IT RIGHT AWAY LMAO i feel like he’d pull something like “uhhhh i was just about to trxt you, that’s why” and she’s like “🤨 this is the fifth time that’s allegedly happened”
aww reader trying to understand soccer for him 😭 thats so cute bahah also i made another headcanon recently from another anon who mentioned gojo streaming the world cup hehe it’d be so cute if reader shows up to the frat game nights in the jersey of the team that gojo’s rooting for bc she’s just trying to be a supportive girlfriend n she gets excited watching the game but she’s actually got no clue what tf is going on 💀 but gojo adores her for it so thats ok
the lockscreeennn that’s so cute 😭 also i love the idea of reader being his muse too :”) like he doesn’t know much about photography but bc of her he’s like kinda curious about it now so he’s always taking pictures of her w his phone while she’s not looking :”) i imagine his camera roll is just a bunch of candids of her while she’s dissociating off into the distance or something 🤣 n he’s like “wow so pretty im so good at this”
OK BUT READER IS ME THINKING AB GOJO EVERYWHERE I GO LMAOO no but srs that one made heart skip a beat bc how sweeettt is that 😭 i think that is a true mark of love where u think of someone everywhere you go :”) for gojo, i imagine that anytime he sees anything scenic or colorful or something like blooms of flowers or a nice sky he thinks of how she wld probably really love to take pics of it n he gets sad she’s not there to do so
okk im down for sims boyfriend gojo 🤣 and wdym by fun time omg 😭 pls dont tell me it’s possible to make people BONK on sims. ive seen a lot of tiktoks recently about how they added gojo to stardew valley n ppl have been marrying him lmfaoo i wonder if gojo wld try to marry her in sims 💀 cant tell if thats cute or creepy PLS tbh i’d probs be like “aww babe”🧍🏻♀️
and YES AB THE ONE WHERE SHE STARES AT GOJO’s PICS THATS PRACTICALLY CANON, also, there was supposed to be a scene exactly like that in ch8 where mina walks in on her staring at the pics she was editing for her professor 😭😭 so ur 100% right on. i just bet he looks so handsome in those photos cuz he’s concentrated n sweaty n probs looks really determined n in his element tbf i’d be starinf at those pics too LOL
YOURE SO RIGHT HAHA he’d make sure their kids are soccer prodigies 😭😭 startin them YOUNG. reader’s like “dont u think they’ve practiced enough today…they’re supposed to go to that birthday party at noon” and he’s like “THE GRIND NEVER STOPS😤🔥” 💀💀 unironically the type of dad that wakes his kids up at 5am on summer break to take em to soccer bootcamp or sumn 😭😭 ok but he knows theyre just kids n lets them have fun haha obviously but he just has high expectations for them lmaoo
im so tender to the idea of reader having played soccer in her youuuuthh how cute wld it be if she unknowingly also had a crush on gojo back when they were kids (maybe there was some sort of co-ed game they played ONCE when their elementary schools organized it n she was like omg who’s that boy over theree n it’s just 8 y/o gojo who’s got all the 2nd grade girlies swooning even back then 🤣) but in adulthood she probably doesnt rememebr that at all haha OMGGGG I NEED TO MAKE THIS CANON BC HOW ADORABLE WOULD IT BE IF GOJO’s MOM HAD TAKEN A PICTURE OF THE GAME BACK THEN N U CAN SEE LITTLE GOJO N LITTLE READER ARE IN THE SAME PHOTO im gonna sob???? im so inspired by these rn??? anon??? can i fr hug u through the screen???
omggg ok im deceased im dead ab the PICTURE IN HIS WALLET. THAT IS SO HUSBAND CODED and adorabke asf i just might melt rn 😭 him getting distarcted while paying kakskddjhd also i can imagine him having a picture in his wallet of her in her cap n gown on n stoles n everything during graduation or something bc it reminds him of their college days :”) n when he’s playing away games during national league he’s always looking at it when he’s away from home bc he misses her
also i feel like suguru might’ve taken the photo as a polaroid 🤔 now i headcanon that kickoff reader also has a polaroid camera bc why wouldnt she lmfaoo 🤣 but just imagine the polaroid relationship wall LOL its so corny but i wld want them to make one together 😩💕
screaming. crying. feeling so inspired rn. cheesing. cheeks r hurting. love u sm anon srs if you have more i will gobble them up like a turkey. LOVE YOU <333
ArthurTV was a DIFFERENT BREED in this platform roulette 😭😭
Firstly like omg the pimp jacket bro litr stopped everyone from making edits using any clip from this video bc he's dressed like a pimp the entire time LMFAOO
Then also the way he got drunk so early from not drinking allat much was so funny but also cute in a way idk, just laughable behaviour seeing him with 0 social anxiety
Okay and then he just busts into spanish song????? Like i know he knows some Arabic but reciting a whole ahh Spanish song so tone deaf - i was not expecting ANY of that 😭😭
Adding onto 0 social anxiety like, im still watching the vid n he's just started chanting WANKER at a fan that's j come to get a free pint from them bc she couldn't chug it 😭😭😭 I love this he's actually off the rails
Also I love some of Arthur Hill's music (honestly only You're Not a God, you're just a girl) but the shoving in of John Wayne is uncharacteristic to the video i wont lie i do not fuck w the vibes unfortunately 😔
OH DEARY ME HANG ON IVE JUST GOT TO THE PRESUMABLY LAST SCENE WHERE THEY'RE ON THE BRIGHTON BEACH BUT GEORGE IS IN HIS BOXERS JFC BRO HE IS VERY EXPOSED ON YOUTUBE FUCKING HELL.
also tho
a) yay another chance to see Arthur Televisions abs 🫣😛
b) George's tee-shirt tan liens are awful omg 😭😭
c) GEORGE'S LEG MUSCLES + GLUTES ARE FUCKING WILD PROPS TO HIM FOR ESTABLISHING SUCH A THRIVING BAKERY.
another 10/10 smash video (ofc biased bc bbg bach and arthur were in it again but who rly cares, my whole page is based off of loving ATV)