"Yeah but [the ordained minister] was Scott Smajor from MCC" - Tubbo, desperately denying his marriage to Tommyinnit
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I love the technique Dostoyevsky chose for the narration of The Possessed. Anton is the best way of narrating a book. Imagine reading a book where it's told by a guy who's in the background all the time (and sometimes not even there???) and occasionally drops his own comments in the middle of sentences. I cannot count the many times this book pulled something like: "And Mister Karamazov explained with: "At first l did not agree on reading my writing," (like that was so fucking necessary)". I think there should be more books similar to the narration of this masterpiece
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They did u so dirty king…. I would’ve never done that to u
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Daily reminder that Theodore one time got shot in the chest and his only remark was “as you can see, I got shot, anyway as I was saying” and only went to the hospital after finishing his speech
Like we need this fucking badass back
Desperately
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everytime I open Insta I see Der Wanderer über dem Nebelmeer, Caspar David Friedrich, ca. 1817
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HELP I TALKED WITH THE BARISTA IN A COFFEE SHOP THIS MORNING AND NOW HES FOLLOWING ME ON DUOLINGO???
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name a more iconic thing to happen for the fictional qpr community than Donna Noble quite literally meeting her soulmate and being like hmm. there's no one I've ever wanted to fuck less
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this made me laugh out loud in the theater BUT THE RATIO???? 😭😭😭
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that half-blank, half-apocalyptic look
"i can b ur angle or yuor devil" etc etc "get a man who can do both" etc etc
obsessed with this vamp i think he should get to do whatever he wants forever
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