#He's such a loser

[azzo0]

Most people keep a picture of their beloved ones in their wallet, but Bakugo Katsuki has the wrapper of the first chocolate you gave him. Yes, a wrapper. 

He still remembers it clear as day. You guys were still in your first year of UA, and he was glaring at you, or so you thought, but he was just trying not to blush as he watched you. You assumed he was staring at you because you had a packet of chocolates on the table in front of you. 

"If you wanted chocolate, you could've asked," you grinned, giving him a chocolate, blissfully unaware of the effect it had on his poor heart.  

Katsuki, who hated chocolates, found himself grumbling and accepting it. He unconsciously played with the wrapper for a few hours until he kept it in his wallet. 

He's changed a lot of wallets in the span of ten years after that, but the wrapper still remains. The once bright cardinal colour has faded into a muted shade. Its crispy wrapper is now soft with rough edges after being kept in leather for so long. It will remain hidden in his wallet, making him smile whenever his eyes land on it. 

Because it was the first-ever chocolate he'd received from his precious wife. 

[lampochkaart]

Thinking about the fact that the Exisals arrived after "a minute" when Kokichi declared himself mastermind. A minute is actually not as little as it seems...

This was the most awkward minute ever

[cute-sucker]

domestic life (w/rafe)

about: this series is gonna be super, short and cute! just a bunch of compilation of your life with rafe + super super domestic fluff <3 send requests if you would like !

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you always knew that rafe was fit, your keen eyes always travelling to the bulky parts of his body. he was handsome beyond grief, and he knew it too. but there was one thing that you never asked him; his workout.

now there was one thing. you knew he would get excited about it. judging by the amount of supplements that he tried to get you to have. all you did was wrinkle your nose as he tossed a few pills in his mouth and then grinded down his green power.

disgusting.

but here you were watching your boyfriend leave tanyhill, trying to go workout and a sudden peak of interest hit you. what if you went with him? after all, your nail technician had cancelled on you because she had caught something like the cold, and your evening was probably going to be spent laying on a couch watching modern family.

"rafe?" you called out tentatively, watching him stuff things in his bag. he looked concentrated, as he gave you a grunt in response. you bit your lip, before trying to walk closer to him.

you pinch his bicep, "rafe, where are you going?"

you know damn well where he's going, but you can't help but batt your pretty eyelashes in his direction hoping that he'd take the bait. and as always, rafe smiled at you - before jerking his hand to his bag.

"just going to the gym. gotta stay fit," he reprimanded, giving you a soft kiss on the forehead, "if you need anything, just give me a call. i'll be here for a while."

you pouted, folding your arms, and then frowning, "but what if i need you to stay?"

he cocked an eyebrow, a smirk on his face, "you need me to stay? more like want me to stay. is this because your friends cancelled on their little trip to the beach? you want me to stay, 'cause you got nobody to entertain you?"

"don't be mean rafe!"

he gave you a pointed look, a calloused hand rubbing your cheek but you couldn't help but glare.

"you're my boyfriend, what if i want to stay with you?"

then you gave him a cheeky smile, dragging him closer to you as he groaned.

"you got me, good woman. you got me good."

[saamaton]

he's so stupid.. i adore him

[radarchives]

[peepoo79]

what a sopping wet cat of a man

[lastofthe20thcenturygirls]

this is worse than getting walked in on while watching porn

[mychem1calbr0mance]

help

[simp-thingz]

Distracting Leviathan

Thinking about….

Thinking about Leviathan and the way he struggles to stay still, to stay focused on his game when you're oh so tempting. And purposefully trying to distract him from his gaming marathon when he was only four hours in was just rude. Yet he hardly flinched when you knelt down and began freeing his cocks from their confines, only acknowledging you with a groan as he fought the urge to buck up into your mouth. “Leviii play with me” you whined only to get pat on the head as he brushed the hair off of your face without even glancing at you “Later” he grunted.

Man was it hard to get him away from his games.

[luckyshinyhunter]

Currently rewatching Adventure Time, so here's Simon being everyone's favorite dad!

[reijndeers]

he's so 💔💔

[raeyhem]

fuck dude i love god troubles me so much because all the characters are fucking losers. none of them are cool. none. protagonist, chosen one, child of a god and monster? she's literally a one in a million failure. cringefail girloser. she's poor, she's lazy, she's an icon. threw a guy into the stratosphere twice and then cried in a haunted house. the pretty, powerful looking immortal? moron. malewife. pathetic with his cunty little outfit. never had a full thought in his life. he's a phone btw. the aloof, standoffish "cool guy", strongest in the Monster realm? he only cares about video games and cat food (he's a cat). idiot. prefers to remain as a cat 90% of the time so he doesn't have to do things. can't cook. they're all insane. nearly defeated by 3 bugs and a rat. whatever

[vvemo]

I think i yassified desuhiko just a lil

[elyachkins]

the way ryoma refuses to engage with any of his feelings directly and just projects them onto his plant children is just. want to feel loved and acknowledged? want to give love and care, that will be appreciated? want to live with some random guy who is technically a criminal, but don't want to feel guilty about it? project them onto your plants and don't worry about a thing! haruto's presence and unhinged behaviour will probably make him more aware of that, it's going to be a fun ride lol

[thistle--bug]

I love how Jin Zixuan starts out as this pompous, rude, and insensitive guy but throughout the show it turns out he just can't read the room and flirt for SHIT

[luminescentchimera]

Richie says intimate like Paul does