#Him and Patches <333333

[brainfilehasstoppedworking]

I've been meaning to ask you about your OC Newspaper for some time now. Do you have any story for him? And if yes then I would really like to hear it :D

(Also your art is always very good, you're very skilled)

Dawwww, thank you thank youuuu!!! Your art is very good, too!!! <333

And about Newspaper. Yes, I do have a story for him! Uhm, uhm. There's so much to ramble about about him. His first name is Franklin! He grew up in a rich family, a shitty dad and sick mom. His dad never beat him or anything, he was just never paying much attention to him and his mom (who was very much sick.) When his mother died, he grew up mostly alone. He was home-schooled so no school friends. But he had the staff to talk to, despite them not really knowing how to deal with a boy 7-14. He just spent his days reading or drawing.

When his dad died, he was gifted the family business, but he decided to sell it and use the money to gift it to charities and pay for his own business. He became a fashion designer, it was always something that interested him whenever he'd look at some of the magazines in the library. He didn't really know much about fashion, so he taught himself.

For a while it was just himself. He didn't really have many friends in his adulthood, either. Then he met his (soon-to-be) girlfriend, Patches! She had just escaped the lab she was being kept in and he decided to take care of her. She didn't know what to do with her life and seemed really hurt. So he took her home and she's been living with him for a while. He was able to become friends with her and she models for his business.

He's never had an actual friend in his life, just acquaintances, and he really grows to care for her. And he promises to take care of her and protect her from the government that gets aware of the lab fire. They wouldn't know she was an experiment, but he still wants to take care of her.

I do have a birthday for him, but I forgot. (I haven't really uhhhh, thought about him and Patches for a while. Since 7th or 8th grade.)

You'll mostly find him wearing waist coats with dress shirts and slacks and business shoes. But he does have different types of clothes in his wardrobe of course. His hobbies are usually sketching, reading or watching a movie with Patches late at night (more of just something they do then a hobby.) He's not the most athletic guy, but he does have alright stamina. He's also good with a gun. Never know when the government might try and take your girlfriend from your home. It's for mainly self defense.

[love-bitesx]

HI MIAAA just have... Hobie brainrot... About little details in every day life like 😭😭 him nonchalantly pulling u by the waist so he's on the side of the street facing the road, him towering you in the bus or underground, blocking you from the big mass of bodies or any possible creeps (had my share when bus is too crowded 😭), or giving you the window seat because ita your favorite and that way he can block u from the aisle and protect u like with the street thing 🥹🥹 letting you fall asleep in his shoulder or hugging his arm. Sitting always in the chair facing the door when u go to a cafe or a pub, so he can watch out for any possible threats that could come in and be ready for them, so u can rest assured and enjoy ur time. Letting you play with his rings when you're bored or anxious, holding you tight when you hide a bit behind him if you're too shy when he first introduces you to his friends, his hand giving u a reassuring squeeze. !!! EXCHANGING BATTLE JACKETS <<333333 maybe yours fits him a little shorter but its so cute... Such a bonding act.... Making patches or diy badges for each other's jackets too!!! Painting each other nails and kissing the knuckles for every nail painted 😭❤️❤️ i could go on and on. I LOVE HIM!!!!

VIVI I SCREECHED INTO MY MATTRESS WHEN I READ THIS OH MY LORD ABOVE

i’d like to elaborate, if you don’t mind—

his brain was so wired to protect you that half the things he did weren’t even consciously (cupping his hand around corner of tables or cupboards so you don’t hurt yourself/hit your head, steering you to the other side of the pavement, away from the road, etc.). of course, you knew having spider-man as a boyfriend, you’d be safer than most, but when the mask comes off and it’s just your hobie, dark eyes lidded, watching you through his lashes as he towers you at the packed bus stop, cuffed arm pressed above your head, you knew nothing bad could ever touch you.

something about him mindlessly towering you on the tube just. wow. it’d be packed, rush hour hitting and he swore he could’ve just swung you both to your location, but you refused. swinging made you nauseous, and the tube wasn’t all that bad. if you chose to sit down, his ringed hand would be glued to your thigh, not to be a flirt, but to ease your anxiety, know that you’re safe and that he was there. if it’s too busy, he’d let you play with each steel band, secretly calmed by the sensation.

standing up, however, he’d hold onto the railing on the roof, free hand on your hip to bring you flush against him, grip tightening at every bump and screech of the crooked underground carriages. you know it isn’t his intention to tease you, but the way his body moved around yours at every turn, his cologne and natural scent inescapable with how close he held you, and the incredibly nonchalant intimacy of it all. something about the smirk that sat on his pierced lips, however, made you believe that his intentions aren’t always mindless. anytime you questioned him about it, he’d brush off your accusations, simply saying;

“too many creeps around ‘ere, darlin’. gotta keep you safe.”

he trusts you with every part of him and more, but his trust for other people was non-existent at best. so, at the pub, he always liked to be able to feel you (within reason (or without, actually, he wasn’t fussy)). whether it’s simply your knees pressed together, or you playing with his hands from across the table, arm snaked around your waist or shoulders as you sat next to him. he’d like to keep you away from the door, sandwiched between himself and his mates.

although he insists his intentions are strictly safety-related, he’d be lying through his teeth if he said that the visible rush of blood to your cheeks and falter in your voice as his hand slides across the skin of your thigh under the table, wasn’t an added bonus. the smug prick.

he’d share everything with you, if it’s possible. clothes? yours. no question. jewellery? yours. badges, patches, safety pins with beaded designs? yours within a heartbeat. hell, you even had a collection of guitar picks on your bedroom dresser that he’d been dying to give you after special shows. you had no use for it, but the giddy smile he wore on his face as he kissed it between his lips and offered it to you, who are you to refuse that?

speaking of gifts; if he wasn’t the one and only spider-man (well, of his dimension) then his criminal record would be miles long, purely because of the sheer amount of stuff he steals for you. he’s like a cat. anytime he leaves you for the day, he’ll crawl back through your window with pockets full of tiny trinkets he’d robbed throughout the day. anything he sees that even remotely makes him think of you and he’s slyly sneaking it into his back pocket – and trust me, it’s a lot.

all in all, he’d go to insane lengths to keep you safe, and if he’s able to keep a smile on your face – and a blush on your cheeks – whilst he does it? then he’s a very happy man. loves you more than he could ever say, and hopes these little measures let you know that.

i’m violently in love with this man, i actually need to be sedated

[sister-lucifer]

Bro, my friend, ima need a masky x reader where masky is a farel animal, ima need this man to absolutely batshit and I need him to ruin me in every way, love your favorite mutal <333333 😋

Let Off Steam

Masky x Gender neutral reader 

Genre: Smut 

Summary: A drabble about Masky going feral and taking it out on you 

Content/Warnings: Angry and mean Masky, porn with no real plot, hair pulling, spanking, a hint of possessiveness/degrading 

Like my writing? I take requests! NSFW or SFW for any fandoms in my bio! 

Also, please reblog! it’s free, takes two seconds, and really helps me out 

There was no telling what had set Masky off today. All you knew was that he was pissed, and his favorite way to let off steam was to pound you until you passed out. 

“Fuuuck, you have no idea how much I missed this tight hole—!” He growled into your ear as he leaned over you. He didn’t have to say it, it was obvious. You couldn’t even remember the moments leading up to this point, but nothing else mattered when he was taking you from the back so good, just how you both liked it. 

“God, you feel so good…No one, not any body else ever gets to use you like this, do you hear me?!” 

A slap rang out in your ears, followed by a stinging pain where Masky’s hand had come down on your ass. 

“Yes, yes!” You yelped in reply, “Only you, Masky! I-I’m all yours!” 

He yanked hard on your hair, making you arch your back. Your nails tore at the sheets, leaving long rips that would surely have to be patched up later. 

“All mine…All fuckin’ mine! A-Ah, God I needed this…I’ve missed my little fuck toy all day.”

Another slap, even harder than the last, forcing a broken call of Masky’s name from your throat. 

He nuzzled into your neck, leaving a trail of aggressive kisses that quickly transformed into bites. You could tell the marks were deep, enough to draw blood, but the pain was quickly washed away by the pleasure. You could practically feel the bruises forming, ones that would earn you a sly comment from Toby in the morning. 

The bed rocked and swayed with each thrust, and there were even a few moments where you wondered if it would break beneath you. He was using all his strength, maybe even more, slamming into you over and over again and hitting deeper than you had ever thought possible. When Masky was mad, he fucked you like his life depended on making sure you couldn’t walk the next day. 

You hadn’t realized how close you were until it was almost too late. You barely managed a warning before all of a sudden you had came, tightening around Masky’s length and making him shudder. The pathetic noise that fell from your lips and echoed off the walls nearly had him cumming himself. You expected him to keep going until he found his own release as usual, but instead he abruptly slowed to a stop. 

You didn’t even have time to ask what was wrong before he was pulling out just long enough to flip you over onto your back, making you bounce against the mattress. 

“M…Masky…?” You said meekly, eyes growing wide as one of his hands found the back of your knee, pushing it up against your chest. 

“Aw, what’s the matter hun?” He cooed down at you in a condescending tone. His free hand wrapped around your throat, not squeezing terribly hard but enough to be a threat. 

“You didn’t think we’d be done so soon, did you?” 

You merely stared up at him as he rutted against you, preparing to enter once more. 

“No, no…we’re not done until I say so, and something tells me we’re going to be here for a very, very long time.” 

[johnnycagestrophy]

CAN YOU DO SOAP X GHOST PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS :333333

BRO IS EAGER!! of course I can! I also love them dearly. MW3 isn't real in this household. I'm going to use their call signs so its easier to understand! - When they first got together physical touch was mostly something Ghost wouldn't really partake in anything except hand holding and a awkward side hug. But, when Soap warmed him up to the idea of doing more things like that (cuddling, and leaning against each other more), he grew fond of it and began to look forward to when they could cuddle more in private areas. - I feel like Soap has a issue with fidgeting to much during really serious meetings so Ghost gets some fidget toys that are quiet so no one else gets distracted by them. Soap's favorite one's are the fidget spinners and foam foods. - They help each other patch up their smaller wounds. It's a quiet bonding activity so they can wind down from missions. It also helps them with knowing the other one isn't lost or dead. - When they move in together Soap would leave little sticky notes around for Ghost and they would all be little affirmations and words of encouragement. (ex; 'you got this L.T! :)') Ghost would softly huff and stick them in his pocket with a small smile. - They train together! They also listen to the same music when they do. This would also be another bonding activity! Punching or just working out they do it together. Even if one of them have to leave a little earlier then expected. Training and working out together are their ways to have secret dates that no one would suspect. (Price and Gaz would know.) - Soap and Ghost help each other if either of them are having a bad mental health day. They would help each other drink water or at least eat something small. If they're both having a bad day they help each other through it. - When they do laundry at their shared place they mix up their clothes sometimes, but its really rare. Ghost is usually the first person to notice because of the weird designs that don't look like his original shirt. Soap just laughs and swaps the shirt back with him or any other piece of clothing. (He probably takes Ghost's sweatshirts and acts like he's 'borrowing' them.) - Sometimes when they stay up late at night, they slow dance in the kitchen. It doesn't matter if music is playing or not. Soap always manages to get Ghost to slow dance with him for a few minutes. - They cook and share food together! They make random comfort dishes together for each other. They also drink together when they don't have to go back to work for a while. Soap is the one that gets really drunk while Ghost knows his limits.

[prettyboykatsuki]

FANG!! Hello, beloved :3 💋🫶🏾💚

I hope you have been well <333333

I know pretty much zero lore about genshin and honkai, just a few characters.

So, I wanted to indulge you and ask more about this man Sunday whom you seem quite fond of lol. Could you share a little about him? In general and whatever you would like uwu.

I’m curious about him bc i have been staring directly at Boothill who keeps appearing to me 👁️👁️ (I desire to devour him eternally though I also don’t know really anything about him lmao), and Sunday shows up in a lot of fan media with him.

Kissing and cuddling u forever 💞💞💞💞💞

HIII MY BELOVED TWYLA...FIRST OF ALL THANK U FOR INDULGING ME

this is Sunday from hit game Honkai Star Rail.

he is a major story villain and character in the latest patch quest. he has a little sister and was adopted as part of an organization known in-game as The Oak Family. as an adult, he is the Oak Family head. he plays an important role in taking care of this place called the dreamscape

he is also . Utterly Insane . he believes in a fallen god named Ena and this thing called the Order, so much so he intends to trap people in the aforementioned dreamscape forever so they don't have to suffer ever again. he believes that suffering is indeed human nature and is generally pessimistic - so his solution is trapping people inside of a sweet dream eternally so they never have to face reality ever again <3 he doesn't think there's anything wrong with that either and even fights our player characters fairly bc of it

he is a big loverboy in his own special and insane way and he really loves his sister who is a pop idol!! they are very close. he is a very philosphical character but he has a sense of responsibility that takes him to extremely dark places and is not just an outright evil or selfish character which makes him interesting. he's genuinely well-intended and much of the religion he follows is intended to be a parallel to Christianity

he has canonically taken confessions and they are not subtle with the biblical imagery and references to genesis in the slightest <333 he is a halovian (we can assume at least) which means he has telepathy but he also has powers from his aeon (aka god). so he's super angel coded lmaooo. his powers make it so that it's impossible to lie in front of him but it has to be consented too seemingly.

here are some examples of his personality and his beliefs that tickle me (make me feel horny) and represent his characters. this post is generally spoiler heavy but its good to have examples for when other non hsr players stumble upon him

[muldermuse]

Ugh your modern Fox got me thinking abt him and reader during fall time, going to pumpkin patches, and watching the stars on a autumn night 🥺 maybe him and reader going to a haunted house lmaoo

MODERN FOX MULDER <333333s HALLOWEEN/AUTUMN

He's fully sending u halloween tiktoks in the middle of summer and you're like ???? it's june calm tf down

hes obsessed with the halloween recipes on tiktok as well like they're fully for kids but Fox is coming home with bags full of ingredients so he can make the marshmallow mummies for u

ALSO his october listening is NOTHING BUT horror podcasts like pure creepypasta vibes

and he loves a sunday autumn walk like starting just before the sun starts to set so u can look at the stars together

[ameliora-j]

congrats nani!!! wtf!!!!! insane <333333

for naveen--remus lupin who is your bff and also secretly your stalker????

𐐪𐑂 he’s extremely protective over you

𐐪𐑂 has a little box under his bed filled with off guard and upskirt shots of you

𐐪𐑂 sits outside your window at night, watching you pleasure yourself as he jerks off into the rose bushes in your backyard :’)

𐐪𐑂 “you know i only do it cus i love you sweetheart”

𐐪𐑂 - remus after he just beat the guy that was flirting with you to a bloody pulp right in front of you 🥺

𐐪𐑂 he’s a sweetheart, really. always looking out for you

𐐪𐑂 “careful bun, your shoes untied. don’t want ya to slip ‘n fall”

𐐪𐑂 does not care where you are or how many ppl are behind you, he will come to a full stop wherever you two are to bend down and tie your shoe for you

𐐪𐑂 always giving you piggy back rides — he says that it’s because your legs are too short to keep up with him, but really he just likes to feel your warm little cunt throbbing against his back as the wet patch on your cute lil panties grows n grows :’)

𐐪𐑂 “you’ll be mine one day. actually… you already are mine, you just don’t know it yet. don’t worry sweetheart, i’ll take care of you”

𐐪𐑂 - remus while he’s sitting in a shadowy corner of your room watching your naked chest rise n fall while you sleep :’)

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

for the three anon questions thing :3

1. whats your mbti type?? if you know it!

2. what occupations do u think your jjk faves would have if they were in a regular world without curses… only asking this because i saw a tweet a while back asking the same thing. And someone said satoru would be a teacher who’s also a dog walker on the side. and I’ve been thinking about it for mobths it’s so cute 😭

3. do you write poetry at all? your writing is always so intimate and beautiful i feel like poetry by you would make me cry in the best way possible

hi hi anon <333 thank you for sending these in!! giving you a big smooch on the cheek

1/ infj!!!!!! :3 i think….. it’s been a while since i took that test though.

2/ GREAT QUESTION HEHE <333333 satoru would probably be a model 😭 i hate to say it but it’s true. thoughhhh i also adore the idea of him being a teacher no matter what, so i’m just gonna say that he’s a full time high school teacher who does photo shoots for fun :3 he likes…. the attention. you know how he is. BUT HIM BEING A DOG WALKER WOULD BE SOOOOO CUTE ARE YOU KIDDING ME 🥺🥺 suguru however…. hhhh i could see him being either a teacher or a lawyer. a teaching profession really would be perfect for him, but i also think public justice is something he’s very passionate about……. either one of them seems fitting!!! :3 if he’s a teacher then i think his class has the most serious beef with gojo’s class LMAO. they talk shit abt each other <333 shoko is :3 a doctor…. yeah. sorry queen. or maybe a school nurse, actually? just for the sake of sticking with stsg 🥺 she’s always there to patch any rowdy kids up and everyone adores her!!!! even if she’s a little scary sometimes….. one time stsg got into a fight when she was having a migraine and she got. really pissed. it was terrifying. she loves them though <3 aaaand then we have kenjaku………….. i’m gonna be self-indulgent and say they’re part of a famous stand up duo :3c with a certain silly guy. they’re on talk shows a lot….. kenny has almost gotten them cancelled several times <333

3/ 🥹🥹🥹 aaaa tysm anon….. i haveeee written poetry before but. i’m not confident in it at all!!!! i’m really just not good . at writing more…. compressed pieces??? idk but it feels a lot safer to write fics with flowery writing 😭 i really, really really admire anyone who writes poetry. and i love reading it soso much!!!!!

[oflightningandstars]

🤩/😔/😍/🎁!! (The one about a specific character is for Moocho, of course)

Love you lots, friend!!! I hope today is going well for you :)

Thank you for the ask!!!

🤩 - a WIP snippet about or with dialogue from Moocho! My beloved <333

A small woman, with Moocho’s dark hair and eyes stepped out. “Hi, Mom,” Moocho said quietly and suddenly they were hugging, his mom’s grip was fierce for all that she lacked her son’s stature. Moocho squeezed back, trying to pour every ounce of ache for missing her into it. And then, as quickly as the hug had begun, it stopped, Moocho’s mother stepping back with an easy grin. “It’s been too long,” she said, and Moocho hadn’t realized how much he missed her voice. “I know. I’m sorry."

AHHHHHHHHHHH. Moocho's mom my beloved <333333

😔 - published lines or a section of a fic that was super sad, angsty, or difficult to write?

This is from This head is a hospital, someone please tend to it.

Eventually, she heard the front door open. That would be Milligan. She was glad he was home, but she was also not sure she wanted to talk to him right now. No doubt one of the other adults was going to tell him what had happened at dinner any minute now, and he would want to see her. Kate really didn’t want him to worry about her, to know just how much she was hurting. She also felt a little ashamed, if she was being honest with herself. Kate wasn’t supposed to be the emotional one, Kate didn’t break down crying to the point of having to miss meals, that wasn’t her. With a sigh, Kate buried her face into her pillow and waited for the inevitable.

Waiting for the inevitable "being told on" (not really but that's how it feels) is. not fun dkjfjasdflk (guy who managed to get upset in class pretty much always the week of parent-teacher conferences and was always just. waiting afterwords to see if it had been mentioned). This entire fic was also very sad and angsty to write. It was surprisingly not too difficult to write I just needed to get it out of my brain <3

😍 - published lines or a section of a fic that you loved writing?

So I loved writing the entirety of Return Address. But in the interest of not just posting the entire fic again, I will say this bit:

But years passed, and Moocho darned tents and costumes, learned embroidery stitches, baked pies for the rest of the circus. He met a little girl, so full of life, and found himself looking after her, in quiet ways (she was too independent to accept anything else, and Moocho’s heart broke for her every time she insisted on doing something herself, all of seven years old). He comforted her after a fall left her arms and legs scraped up and bleeding, holding her hand while the circus medic patched her up and thought “maybe someday, maybe this,” and then shook the thought away as Kate jumped up and ran off, seemingly back to her regular cheerful mood.

Moocho <3333 "Maybe someday, maybe this" absolutely destroyed me when I wrote it. Also the part when Moocho's letter to his mom has a return address because they're safe now.

🎁- name a published gift fic someone has given you that you love and can't recommend enough (be sure to tag the author. Or if you don't have an AO3 or haven't been gifted a fic, what kind of fic would you like to be gifted?)

I haven't been gifted a fic, I think I would cry (/positive) if someone did dklfajdlksa. As for what kind of fic, I don't think I would have preferences really. Like, angst and fluff are both so good ahhhhhh. <33333

[ssahotchnerr]

I just fell down an entire flight of stairs andeverything hurts so bad and I wanna cry and all I can think about it how sweet Greg would be :)

omg NOOO i hope you’re okay🥺🫶🏻 pls be okay omg ???

greg would be so so so so worried😭. like he would hear you tumble and come running. literal godspeed. he would help you sit up so so gently and be all ??? honey are you alright??? what happened???? and he would triple check every inch of you to make sure you aren’t badly injured. you twisted your ankle? he’s picking you up, bringing you to the couch and elevating your foot on a pillow before running to the fridge to get ice. you got a scrape? mans is grabbing that first aid kit and patching you all back up 🥺

no but speaking of he would actually wait on you hand and foot <3 for the rest of the day, he’s at your beck and call. he’s insistent that you rest up and if you need something, he’s either assisting or doing it for you. (let’s be real, you’re not moving an inch out of bed or the couch that day) if it happened in the morning, he’s staying home from work, no further questions. he’s grabbing you tea, making you lunch/dinner, and again, constantly checking in on you to make sure you feel okay and don’t need further medical assistance if you did actually get seriously hurt.

plus greg baby would give you endless comfort cuddles afterwards☹️💕 ugsjdjjs he would give you so so many kisses, let you lay on him as if you already don’t hehe <3 and then looking at you with a concerned/soft expression admitting that he was so scared when he heard you fall and he’s so so glad you’re okay 🥺 “don’t know what i would do with myself if something bad happened to you” <333333 ugh

[kaizsche]

i have sooo much stuff to write, but i'm currently obsessed with spuffy so here is a lil snippet of my attempt at writing them both - featuring william! especially my boi william <333333

William had written her poetry the day her Papa died. It’s one of his first compositions, he said and she’d asked him what the others were about, if he would be willing to read them for her. 

“It’s nothing of importance.”  “Silly William.” She smiled at him even though her heart hurts thinking about Papa, and how she would never smile the same again. “Of course it’s important.” He hesitated, fingers playing with the hem of his shirt. Elizabeth kicked the covers off of her body, sliding next to William with a soft nudge to his rib.  “Y–You won’t like it, Lizbeth.” She cocked her head at him. “I think I’ll like it all the same.”  He still hadn’t moved. The birds chirped outside, sunshine crawling through the cracks of her broken window. She remembered Papa’s crinkled brow as he scolded her for being a dashingly reckless child. Elizabeth knew then, after Mama’s resigned grunt that Papa wasn’t mad at her at all, and she even helped him patch it up like a good girl!  “Here.” William pressed a crumpled piece of paper on the inside of her palm.  Elizabeth laughed silly at some of them. She didn’t mean to, of course, but it was fascinating reading the words William managed to string up and called Poetry. At first, he was affronted by her reaction but later found himself chuckling with her as she pointed out some of the ridiculous words he used.  Then, after she’d gone through his works, she was sobbing on his shoulder, begging for her Papa.

[down-thedrain]

I think there should be a smile rancher au for TMC with no horror or anything it's just the cast being farmers n they each raise a different kinda slime or something idk I'm watching a playthrough of the game rn and in like wrow <3

(i switched to my puter lol i was getting. real life pissed at my phone JKGADFHGDJ)

I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT A SLIME RANCHER AU FOR THE LONGEST FUCKIN TIME YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!!! AUSFGSDFSDFGJSHDF WE R LIKE 🤝

i agree wholeheartedly that there shouldn't be any horror, they should just get to be goofy and have fun <333333

it would probably be more of a "what if the characters were in the universe" au rather than a "the characters replace other characters" au i think...... both mark + cesar and adam + jonah get sent to work at opposing ranches for the 7zee corporation and they like. make it kind of a contest between the two pairs to see who can become the best ranchers because it just means more funds for them LOL. obviously botjh pairs step up to the challenge so they have a bit of a. rivalry of some sort heehee <33333

ok ik i lterally just said it's not a characters replace characters au BUTTTTTT i think sarah and eve take a sort of casey-like role in this au for mark/cesar and adam/jonah respectively (without the romantic implications obviously because. Ew). they send letters back and forth cuz while they're happy on earth and they miss their buddies they're so happy they're pursuing their passions in slime ranching yk <333333

...might have to take back what i said about not being a characters replace characters au because like . ough what if ruth takes a mochi-like role and. uh. dave could honestly be either odgen or viktor tbh he fits odgen's vibes more but it'd be kinda blasphemous to not make him The Tech-Obsessed One so. idk. and then thatcher's whichever one dave isn't <3 also bOb is a tulpa because i said so damnit

dunno who thora and hobson'd be though............ they could honestly be anyone i could make them alternates for all i care but. idk. i could make them lynn and jude but then they'd have a stronger connection to adam compared to mark, cesar, and jonah so. eh! do with that what you will

anyways back to the whole competition thing. mark and cesar'd initially be more successful because they're not Completely Incompetent and can actually figure out what they're doing. as opposed to adam and jonah, who can't stop goofing around long enough to figure out how to grow a patch of carrots. however, when they do figure it out, they start quickly overtaking mark and cesar because they're not afraid of absolutely everything. like they'll actually venture out into some of the more dangerous areas of the far far range, like the area full of hunter largos in the moss blanket or the ash volcano and such, whereas mark and cesar are extremely hesitant cuz they're scared of getting their asses bitten LMAO

and then they become evenly matched again cuz adam and jonah are faced with the difficult truth that it is, in fact, fuckin hard to manage a ranch full of harmful slimes, especially since they have yet to figure out how all the parts of the ranch work and insist on diving head-first into their corrals to collect their slimes' plorts instead of just buying plort collectors like normal people. they're still dumbasses who have no idea what they're doing and are just saying fuck it we ball to everything LMAOOOO (also they 100000000% lost their entire ranch of slimes to a tarr outbreak i know it to be true. probably when they were trying to figure out how tangle slimes work and didn't know they could grab dropped plorts from far away using their vines LOL). mark and cesar aren't perfect obviously but since they tend to take everything slowly and take a lot of precautions and such they pick up mistakes like that before it causes any issues. but they also had a tarr outbreak and lost half their slimes sorry it's the way i am JDFSDFGJSHD

OHHHHHHH ALSO i think both pairs kinda split up their skills a lot to get more done, so mark/adam go out to collect slimes n stuff while cesar/jonah stay back more often to grow crops and raise chickens and such n such. you're doing great sweeties HEJHASGJHD. and then later on cesar is a lot more knowledgable about slime science and how to properly utilize it, mark knows the far far range like the back of his hand and can find pretty much anything you're looking for if you ask (making him a prime gilded ginger hunter), adam can handle any kind of slime and knows how to deal with them/organize them on the ranch, and jonah is really fucking good at the sub areas thatcher/ruth/dave have set up, especially the slimeulation with the glitch slimes (which are his favorite kind of slimes next to tangle slimes don't fight me i'm right)

and they basically end in a tie but what's important is that 7zee made a shit ton of money off of both pairs so everyone wins /JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ

[coldheartd]

# NORA HEADCANON ANSWERS ♡ !!

4 my bb @infrunami <333333

how   did   your   muses   meet   ?

the unofficial meeting was at the garage while noa was working [ insert handshake gif here ] but i don't rlly like to count that because zara was there and it was awkward so i say it was the night at the bar that's like where they really truly met .

how   long   have   your   muses   known   each   other   ?

i wanna say 3 - 4 years in total ? they rlly dated and got married within six months and moved quickly and i rmbr cora mentioning their 2 year wedding anniversary in the groupchat so correct me if i'm wrong on this one

have   your   muses   ever   traveled   together   ?

they don't go anywhere without each other, so yeah, they have traveled the world together.

what   was   the   last   place   your   muses   went   to   together   ?

coachella baby

what   was   the   last   movie   your   muses   watched   together   ?

we beam so much i cannot remember the last movie they watched but currently they're watching the great north, survivor, loot, abbott, and modern family.

do   your   muses   have   playlists   made   for   each   other   ?

absolutely yes ... and even if they're not directly made for each other they still put each other as pics on their cover pictures bc they're so cute n corny like that

what   was   the   last   gift   your   muses   got   for   each   other   ?

noa just got cora a million skirts ... but i feel like he spoils her so much there's never not a day where there's a gift coming in for either one of them.

do   your   muses   have   a   '   place   '   thats   just   for   the   two   of   them   ?

their closet which is decked out with a giant bean bag bed and some stuff for their anxiety, they go in there when it gets really bad or they need a break from the world. i would also say their conversation pit is for them but other ppl use that when they're over so it's not ... theirs ... yk JFJDSJDSJ

do   your   muses   want   children   ?

depending on where we are in their verse yes and no. cora is the no but noa is the yes ... but if we're advanced in it then yes absolutely they have 3 🥺 aifa, nohea jr, and kalon.

do   your   muses   want   to   get   married   ?

ummmm considering they got married overnight i'd say confidently, yes.

do   your   muses   have   any   pets   together   ?

holy fuck what pets don't they have together ... four dogs: guava [ the first born ], pearl, shampoo and sophie. one cat named calcifer. and one rabbit named strawberry shortcake, cake for short. and noa is trying to bring home a pygmy goat.

what   do   your   muses   do   for   fun   together   ?

many things ... but the top one that i know is they're always in each others company so it's laying in a patch of sun like cats and reading or snuggling tgt

did   your   muses   take   eachothers   virginity   ?

no and cora is still pissed about it to this day ... [ the "I WISH I WAS BORN EARLIER" ailment she had in that one thread one time JFJDSJDS ]

when   did   your   muses   realize they   had   fallen   for   each   other   ?

sigh ... as cliche as it is noa fell in love with cora the same night they had the bar interaction [ which is when she did too <3 ] and realized she listened to him and had genuine questions and reactions to his drunken stories but ALSO i like to think the i love you's were solidified the night she left him after 15 times ... iykyk

which one of your muses is more affectionate ?

both equally affectionate but i think cora has to initiate bc noa hates being touched like when it's not cora anyway so yea but noa is ... handsy if we're talking that so maybe just equally affectionate yea

who's   most   likely   to   apologize   first   after   an   argument   ?

noa joseph auva'a

what   was   your   muses   first   impressions   of   each   other   ?

they hated each other at first omfg literally if anyone read their first thread you would be like ... how are they like THIS now but yea they did not like each other at all

what   is   one   word   that   would   describe   your   muses   relationship   ?

strong 🥺

do   your   muses   have   a   '   song   '   thats   just   for   them   ?

for me it'll always be crazy by hope tala like i just associate it with them forever

what   is   your   muse's   sex   life   like   ?   how   frequent   ?   what   are   they   into   ?

not to be insane on main but if there's not a day where nora are not fucking then you need to call an ambulance and send noa to the ER because he's either sick or dying bc he is the horniest motherfucker i have ever met and written IKFJSDJKFKJDS but have u seen his wife idt u can blame him ... also idc bdsm LIKE LETS TALK ABOUT IT CORA U LIKE TO BE TIED UP N STUFF ALRIGHT

[nervocat]

AHHHH SENDING YOU DAN HENG IL LUCK <333333

i lost to yanqing (E1 HHHHHHH) at hard pity on his first banner BUT I STILL GOT HIM LATER AT LIKE 60 PITY SO DW I BELIEVE IN YOU

(im acutally proud of myself too cause i only started playing at IL's banner lolol so i may have gotten that many wishes because i finished all the main storyline content in like. that half patch. i played it a lot)

HE'LL COME HOME I BELIEVE IT DWDW

SWESR THAT HE'LL COME HOME 🙏🙏 I'm so ready to have him bro sgsgsvdevbb

[waybrights]

// violence

Sats au

"Go on without me." The two turned to their blonde friend spouting confused protests. "I'll catch up, I promise."

It took a few more promises until they finally agreed, running ahead while Sasha ducked into a alley. Seconds after she pulled the hooded man into the alleyway, pinning him to the wall. "You better have a very good explanation for following three teenage girls in the middle of the night."

"Tch." The man pushed her away, towering over her as he chuckled. "I'll do what I want, b*tch."

"Tch." Sasha grabbed his collar, pulling him down to kick him in the gut. The man fell back, holding his stomach when his head hit the wall. For good measure, she crouched down, holding his shirt as she punched him. Her knuckles were bloodied and bruised as she stood over him chuckling. "Stay down, b*tch."

Ignoring the urge to kick him again, Sasha walked away, gently placing her injured hand in her pocket. She got to their shared hotel room, closing the door as quietly as possible as to not wake her bandmates.

Slowly, she made her way to the bathroom, sitting on the side of the tub as she patched her hand in the dark. As she finished cleaning her skin she realized just how much of it was purple and blue, frowning as she pulled out a clean wrap around bandage. She started to wrap her hand, freezing as the bathroom light turned on.

"Oh, Sasha..." Anne crouched down in front of her, softly taking her injured hand. "You know you're gonna have to explain this eventually, right?"

Sasha nodded, using her good hand to take Anne's and kissing her knuckles. "Please, just help me."

Anne frowned more and more each time the blond winced, bandaging her hand tightly and tucking it in at her wrist. "...You can't play with your hand like that."

"I know."

"It's probably broken."

"...I know."

"You're so stupid."

"I know."

"C'mere." Sasha smiled as she leaned forward, silently meeting Anne's lips, leaning back just as slow. "You need to sleep."

The blonde whined as Anne started to clean the mess they'd made trying to bandage the hand. Once she finished she helped Sasha up, dragging her to the empty bed and laying on top of her.

"This seems a little unfair."

"I can't have you running off again."

Sasha sighed, wrapping her arms around the girl above her. Leaning down, she kissed Anne's temple.

"I won't, I promise."

"Last ti-"

"Shhhhhhh, sleep time."

"But-"

"Shh, sleeeeeeep."

SHSHAHAJA ANON I LOVE THIS SM THANK U!!!!!! THE LAST SECTION I'M <333333

(and for anyone wondering i do belive this is based off this post!!)

[forbidding-souda]

for the kiss thing: what about 5 with souda, 19 with gundham & 33 with komaeda? gender neutral or female reader is preferred! tysm!

5: “Throwing their arms around the other person’s neck, hugging them close before kissing them passionately on the lips” Kazuichi Souda (fem reader)

x 19: “One person stopping a kiss to ask “Do you want to do this?”, only to have the other person answer with a deeper, more passionate kiss” Gundham Tanaka (fem reader)

x 33: “An unexpected kiss that shocks the one receiving it” Nagito Komaeda

I literally like felt butterflies in my stomach thinking about the Gundham one hhhhh anon you are <333333 for that.

THE GUNDHAM ONE BAHAHA I WENT TOO HAM LMAOO WHO LETTT MEE XX THE GUNDHAM ONE IS AAA A BIT UHHH NSFW KINDA NOT REALLY BUT KINDA

-Mod Souda

Kazuichi Souda

You wait impatiently, filing your nails to spend the time.

People around you stand with their briefcases in hand, waiting to return from their job. But that’s not what you care about. Not any of these normal, average people. The person you are waiting for is extraordinary. And he’s going to get off of that train.

Even though he got accepted into the best school in Japan, and you didn’t, there were no hard feelings.

Because you aren’t anything like these briefcase carrying average people.

You are the girlfriend of the SHSL Mechanic! 

Now, you stare down at your nails, done perfectly and painted pink and yellows.

He’s coming home, finally, for spring break.

Every night he has facetimed you, telling you about his time, telling you about all of his friends and the fun times they have together.

You wonder if he misses you the same way you miss him.

In the distance you can see a train, white and smooth with the green front, and flashing characters for a name.

Ah! 

Your heart leaps and you fight the urge to jump up.

Is he wearing the school uniform? His work jumper?

Does he have the patches you gave him? Oh, what a wonder!

You wonder if he still has that silly beanie he wears to hide his roots.

Calmly, even though you are about to explode, you stand up, leaning weight onto one of your legs before wrapping your arms around yourself.

You can hardly contain you breath, either, having to open your mouth to get more air.

He’s really going to be here!

The train stops, coming to a slow halt.

When the doors open, you can hardly believe it! He moves his way out, twisting through the crowd.

His beanie, his jumper, it’s all there! It really is Kazuichi!

You take a big step towards him.

For the last few months you have been waiting for this, hoping that he would return back to you. And now here he is.

Wrapping your arms around his neck, your lips meet before your bodies do. The drawback has him stumbling but he gains his composure, holding onto your waist, keeping you pressed against him.

He pulls back, letting your feet touch the ground, before diving back in for another kiss.

Nothing in the world can bother you anymore.

His arms feel like safety, holding you warmly.

Gundham Tanaka

“Be more productive.”

“Productive?” He scoffs. “I do not have time for such foolish things like that.”

You just shake your head, continuing to jot down notes onto your pad.

He sits at your desk, spending his time on your computer researching whatever it is the SHSL animal breeder researches.

And here, on your bed, is all of the work he should be doing.

“There are no cons to being productive,” you mutter.

In the swivel chair he turns, just barely, to glance at you from over his shoulder.

“My temper when it comes to mandatory tasks is rather faulty.”

“And it’s going to get worse if you don’t do it, Tanaka.”

Another scoff leaves his mouth as he turns back around. “Calling me by my given name. Touché.” 

“What if I said I just want you to sit next to me?”

“Ah!” He laughs. “I will not be fooled by such tricks.”

“So you don’t want to be next to me?”

Damn you, woman! Pulling at his heart strings! Your logic has no flaws.

He gets up, his frame broad and confident, before making his way towards you. “Maiden of the night and the winner of debates.”

He plants himself next to you while you lean your back against the headboard. 

“Taker of hearts,” you say. The proximity of you two thins, ever so slightly, on your behalf.

“Taker of a heart.” He matches your movements.

One of his hands reaches up, stroking your hair, the touch giving you permission to feel his poisonous skin.

You kiss him, and he draws you close, his hand making a fist.

Your hands pull up his shirt, sliding your hands underneath his layers to run your fingers up and down his body.

The touch makes him shiver, a small whimper coming out of his mouth.

So you pull back. Both of your noses touch, just barely, and he hovers over your face.

You whisper, “are you sure you want to do this?”

His beady eyes roll. And he answers with actions rather than words.

Pushing you backwards, up against the headboard, and raises your thighs up so they rub against his waist.

His knuckles turn white from gripping onto the bed, his hands gripping the wood, locking you in place.

You’re squished.

Every inch of your torso is pressed up against something, and you can feel him between your legs.

Then, he attacks your mouth again, slipping his tongue in and out of your mouth, forcing you to make the cutest noises.

Nagito Komaeda

After your stroll around the new island, you cross the bridge back to the cabins.

Nothing new was found, no more clues to why you were here.

You still search everyday.

What if you miss something?

So you make it your job to be the investigator to get everyone off this island!

“Still walking around, I see?”

The love interest, as you coined him. He lets you hold him when you’re scared, and he runs his fingers through your hair to calm you.

Now the two of you are on flirting basis.

“Are you feeding off of my hope?” You tease, walking up to him. His white hair is brushed, from this morning when you snuck into his cabin. He doesn’t look as tired as he usually does.

He joins you on your walk, which you don’t mind about.

“Are you making fun of me? How unfortunate...” He replies with his usual breathy tone, casting his gaze down to the floor.

“Oh, Nagito, you know I like you too much to do that.”

Quickly, you place a kiss to his cheek.

He stops walking, his hand going to the area.

The shock on his face almost scares you. Did you do something wrong?

Is he surprised at your words or your actions?

“What? It’s not like--”

You stumble back, but hands catch you, pulling you close.

He kissed you, and rough, holding you to him like it was his life’s purpose.

And knowing him, it probably is.

But he’s... actually kissing you?

Soon enough it ends. And he pulls back, embarrassed at himself, returning to the walk like nothing happened.

“You kissed me.” You gawk.

“Sorry I put you through that. It’s a shame you had to kiss someone like me.”

Truly, you never thought he could make you so flustered. You can hardly walk, cheeks heated and heart beating.

“Wh-Why did you?”

He turns to you, an innocent smile on his face. “You said you liked me, and I like you too. Simple, right?”

“Right...” you agree with a chuckle. Unbelievable. Hajime was right, he absolutely unpredictable. “Right.”