#Hobbit Origins

[allythistle]

‘GET OFF THE ROAD - QUICK!!’

Heylo darlins! This is what I’ve been working on this week.

Next up, Bilbo, as per the results of my last poll :D

[charmed-n-zesty]

[prismatoxic]

"chilchuck isn't a twink, he's a DILF!" now i get why you're saying that but i feel like you've maybe forgotten what chilchuck tims canonically looks like

i'm sorry but this man is a twink. also DILF isn't a body type it's a status (and technically, an opinion) so he can be both

"but he's middle-aged!" look at him. look with your eyeballs. his age has nothing to do with the fact that he Looks Like That. he's a twink. the sooner you accept this the less angry his fandom will make you

edit bc this post has become the bane of my existence:

FAQ

Q: wtf do you mean he's a dad? he looks like a kid. A: he is 29 years old, and a half-foot. half-foots are dungeon meshi's halflings, or hobbits, or whatever you want to call them.

Q: wait, if he's 29, why the fuck are you calling him middle-aged? A: half-foots have an average lifespan of 50 years. chilchuck was originally drawn with grey hairs (you can see that in the manga fullbody) but the mangaka gave up on that over time. he's middle-aged for his race.

Q: hey, doesn't that look like a little angry face on his boot in the manga drawing? A: yea kinda

[butchjesus]

I'm normal about thorin oakensheild

[orofeaiel]

"The morning was cool, and mists were in the valleys and hollows and twined here and there about the peaks and pinnacles of the hills." "The Hobbit" - J. R. R. Tolkien

[retellingthehobbit]

A quick Bilbo/Thorin drawing

[alicebeckstrom]

“At once the western Hobbits fell in love with their new land, and they remained there, and soon passed once more out of the history of Men and of Elves.” ~ Prologue, Concerning Hobbits, The Fellowship of the Ring (Art: “Hiding in the shadows” by SpringCreature on DeviantArt) 

[smolestboop]

If Fili and Kili shared the same prison cell in Mirkwood

[kieraillustrations]

I updated my hobbit cover!

[anxioussailorsoldier]

Tolkien: "...You are familiar with Thorin's style on important occasions, so I will not give you any more of it, thought he went on a good deal longer than this"

[ylieke]

A small Thranduil commission for one of my subscribers...

[verkomy]

mira and fíli 🗡️

[charmed-n-zesty]

Adventure awaits.

[mxliv-oftheendless]

Ok I know we all like to joke about how the Battle of the Five Armies is only a page long in The Hobbit but like. Sometimes I think about how what if Tolkien wrote it that way because he didn’t want his kids to hear about war.

[butchjesus]

got hall of fame size difference couple thilbo on the mind at all times

[ID: a drawing of bilbo baggins and thorin oakenshield from the hobbit. bilbo is back against a wall, looking nervous, and thorin is pressed against him with a stern expression, one hand on the wall and one hand on bilbo's belly. end ID]

[bekkathyst]

This is more of a TikTok issue, I don’t see it as much on here, but I thought it’s worth posting here too just in case. Another creator made a video with this audio and I thought I’d use it, because I definitely agree with the sentiment. (It says “I don’t want to be a tradwife, I want to wear dresses and be at home all day making cheese. I want to make bread with my hands. I want to live on a homestead and have chickens. I don’t wanna be a tradwife. I want to make my clothes from scratch, like I want to go forage the fibers-”)