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A WOMAN WHO WAS CRUSHED BY SOMETHING BIG
AND HAD A BOOK RECEIPT ON HER
AND HAD SOIL UNDER HER FINGERNAILS ONLY FOUND IN EASTERN EUROPE??
I AM SICK
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I didnt like how these came out, because I feel like I could have really nailed it if I just kept sketching. Haven't seen as much Tony Stark stuff floating around my social feeds, but Ive been thinking about the golden age of the MCU, whatever its called phase 1 or summin.
#tony stark#mcu tony stark#dude my narcassist mother compared herself to tony when the films first came out#how dare you stand where he stood#she wishes she had the emotional depth and nuance#ask she did not have a funny bone in her body#anyway sorry for the loor dump#TONNNNNY STAAANK
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Marvel fans watching the first episode of secret invasion:
#marvel#secret invasion#marvel secret invasion#maria hill#nick fury#mcu#LIKE MY DUDE#WHAT THE FUCK#HOW DARE YOU KILL SUCH A BAD BITCH
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Dear Marvel Studios,
I hope all of your movies bomb and you go bankrupt and disappear off the face of the earth
Sincerely,
A very pissed off Agent of Asgard fan
#fuckyoufuckyoufuckyou that is NOT verity willis#how fucking dare you#marvel#mcu#loki#loki series#loki series negativity#mcu criticism#anti mcu#agent of asgard#verity willis
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what exactly compels people to insult fics in PUBLIC bookmarks??
like sir, the writer is a random person who's writing for fun and has decided to share their creation with us so that hopefully some of us can have a few minutes of joy in our day!! that's amazing!
if you don't like it - just click out. it's not like they tricked you into giving them your firstborn, chill out and be respectful.
#'this fic is soooo mid 😑 and i dont like this trope!!'#it's literally tagged?? like... they told you it'd be the main trope. what more do you need?#if you want to be rude put that shit into the private bookmarks dude#BUT ALSO WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU BOOKMARKING FICS YOU DON'T LIKE??#and it even looked like they were aiming the bookmark at other readers?? like 'oh beware this fic is shit'#shut the fuck up?? first of all no it's not. second of all how dare you?? that's a fan just like you!#ao3#ao3 fanfic#mcu#percy jackson#kinnporsche the series#mdzs#spn#destiel#hannigram#merthur#percabeth#wangxian#six of crows#johnlock#found family#art#xiyao#steddie#stranger things#doctor who#tgcf#hualian#bakudeku#pjo
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seeing a post about charlie cox and the first tag is the horniest thing ive ever read
#mcu daredevil fans mostly#yall are weird weird abt charlie cox#not even matt just charlie#brother you dont gotta detail how you wanna spend the night with him in the tags#idk its weird hes a grown ass man w kids and a wife#theres a suspicious number of people who write smut for every charlie cox character#this goes for other actors too#idk realistically it doesnt effect them#but if you write smut rpf about an actor ur getting a hardblock lol#theyre not even interesting like why are you thirsting over some normal ass guy when the fictional disaster is right there#dare i tag this#i wont
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WHY DO I END UP BEING SO GAY FOR CHARACTERS PLAYED BY HAILEE STEINFELD?!
If I had a nickel for every time I saw a character played by Hailee Steinfeld that my little gay brain instantly wanted to step on me, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
#i'm specifically talking about arcane#and the hawkeye series#kate bishop#vi arcane#arcane#hawkeye series#marvel mcu#i'm having a crisis#it's called being helpless and gay in the face of a beautiful woman#leaving out spiderverse gwen on account of i'm 90% sure she's a minor#hailee steinfeld#ma'am#who gave you the right#how dare you be so beautiful and have such a gorgeous voice?
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I SAW THE MARVELS TONIGHT!!
I have a LOT to say about it and I’m gonna make an official review post probably tomorrow.
But I will say for now, The Marvels is now one of my comfort movies, and Carol Danvers is a comfort character that just made the top 5 ❤️😍🎤🐱👑☀️
#the marvels#carol Danvers#monica rambeau#kamala khan#ms marvel#captain marvel#photon#marvel studios#mcu#aunt carol#lieutenant trouble#fangirl Kamala khan#Nick fury#goose the cat#flerkittens#aunt niece relationship#screw the critics#how DARE you let this movie bomb#it was soo fun!
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Plz explain then the travesty that is love and thunder
A trainwreck directed by an egotistical six-year-old in a leech of a man's body who thinks he's a screenwriter and still plays pretend with his uwu self-insert OC.
.... real talk, though, in short:
The real travesty of Love and Thunder is that Thor is already made of love and thunder, and simultaneously Jane is the love to his thunder, and the MCU, through taika wai-feck-off, decided he can be neither of those things, and have no nice things. Thor is the most tragic character in the ENTIRETY of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, and yes, I do think more tragic than Wanda.
He has lost :
his entire home planet
his people
his entire family of four (no hela does not count he was not connected to her and should have been odin's sister)
before which he lost his brother (his platonic soulmate, to boot) a total of 3 times emotionally, two of those physically
he lost his ENTIRE friend group because his half-sister murdered Volstagg, Hogun and Faendral; he never reconnected with Sif
his only good mentor/parental figure (heimdal) was stabbed through the heart in front of him
he lost his dignity, his crown, his birthright (voluntarily and otherwise)
he lost his self-worth, his sense of direction (bc the writers legitimately thought his arc was about stepping down from the crown instead of making it his own and growing into it in his own way, by his own merits, at his own pace and gave it to some literally no-name side character that showed up for one movie and never respected thor in the first place to even earn his title from him smh)
and taika's idea of rectifying any of this .... is to give him some random child he doesn't know, that he doesn't care for, and manipulate him into taking her under his wing not because of the kindness and limitless love of his own heart even after shutting himself down post!endgame, but because jane asked him to as her dying wish — and then say that THAT is his happy ending.
Tell me why Thor, the longest standing of the Big Three, the king of the stars, the hero who is by all respects the embodiment of love, gets no companionship, no friends, no home, no place to belong, when Tony got a hero's send off and Steve got to be with an alt!dimension Peggy.
#and don't hecking tell me that 'oh but jane had cancer so'#bro i went out of my way to read that comic after i realized how irritated that movie got me#and you know hecking what? JANE COMES BACK#HE USES ALL OF HIS POWER TO /BRING HER BACK/#AND SHE CHOOSES TO COME BACK FROM THE GATES OF VALHALLA#BECAUSE THAT'S HOW MUCH SHE LOVES HIM - AND HOW MUCH HE LOVES HER#AND GOSH DANG IT GANG — mcu deserved that win#JUST ONE#HE DESERVES THE /ONE/ WIN#if he can't live for his people and carry the torch of everyone he has lost by being king#and being the best king he can be and choosing to live and love and survive and /lead/ despite his loss#then AT THE VERY LEAST he deserved to be happy with jane as a vagabond protector and /be/ with her and have his kiddos and be at PEACE#furthermore we really gonna act like the royal line isn't gonna end with thor and that that is a pROBLEM??? LIKE A COSMIC ONE???#like they're not gods and i hate that L+T tries to make them more like the comics when they are n o t literal gods#but gosh dang it the royal asgardian line is like... titan and dare i say /celestial/ tier levels of ridiculous#and thor is the lastoline#we really not gonna talk about that??#&&. meta#salt to taste#&&. whispers#&&. | marvel. |#&&. thor.#anti thor love and thunder#t:l+t#l+t#anon#nonny my love ty for the ask im just so salty about everything taika's gone and rubbed his nasty hands on concerning my boy
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Uh oh. I accidentally liked a marvel movie. Losing my media snob credibility immediately
#I say like I ever had it as a shounen fan#but man at least shounen is like. earnest#anyways#so I got bored the other night and I thought hey. I haven’t watched a marvel movie since endgame#(unfortunately was OBSESSED with the mcu as a teenager so… I was all over it before endgame)#but after that I didn’t give a shit and I mean endgame was already bad so I stopped watching them#but I wanted to see how bad they REALLY were#and folks let me tell you. they were bad. like. horrendously bad#I watched the doctor strange one and Thor 4 or whatever and man. god awful#soulless pointless poorly made etc etc#and I’ve just been going through all the ‘phase 4’ or whatever the fuck they are movies#and tonight I watched guardians of the galaxy 3 and uh oh. uh oh I liked it#okay admittedly there were parts of it I was rolling my eyes at and it was def tainted by… the irony poisoning of the mcu a bit#BUT!!!! but but but it did genuinely feel a lot more earnest than the others and I liked it#and the characters all genuinely cared about each other and it was obvious which for the mcu is ASTONISHING#and I know this is partially because I’m biased and I love the guardians of the galaxy and rocket in particular is my favorite#and the movie was mostly about him but. dare I say….#the movie was…. good?#okay not like GOOD good but it served it’s purpose as an action flik and was enjoyable and had fun characters#so I feel it did it’s job yk?#I will say I didn’t like the ending tho lol#how are you gonna make them all family and say that and ACT like it and then they separate at the end….#but like that’s normal for media unfortunately even if it is a trope I hate#kaz rambles
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SICK AND TWISTED
#marvel#mcu#agatha all along#aaa spoilers#wandavision#billy maximoff#wanda maximoff#OH THE PARALLELS#HOW DARE YOU
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mr stark I hate you and you know why
#i cant even tell people this and you know it#this is cruel#that was embarrassing#how dare you#i wanna talk about this so bad but if i talk about it here my secret identity is gone and if i talk about it on main ill be called a liar#ughhhdghhsgskhdjabsns#:(#cruel#marvel mcu#mcu#spiderman#marvel cinematic universe#marvel spiderman#spider man#marvel#peter parker#queue#spider speaking#spider 1 speaking#spiderson#irondad and spiderson#irondad#iron dad#iron man#tony stark
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late to the party but i just finished loki season 2 and i am NOT OKAY
#i'm actually crying#hands down the best series they've done#but also like...how dare you end it like that#what am i supposed to do now#let...time...pass??? auuuugh#idk idk my brain can't even#loki#personal posts#mcu
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Marvel but phas 1 for the ask game!
I would...
Bake cupcakes for: Bruce
Trust with the keys to my car: Coulson
Put thumbtacks on the chair of: Odin
Have a crush on: Loki
Pack up and leave if they moved next door: Tony. I love you, but I don't think I could stand living next to you
Vote for President: Pepper
Pick as my partner in a buddy movie: Clint
Pair up: Natasha and Bucky
Vote off the island and into the volcano: Thanos
Wheedle into fixing my MP3 player: Rhodey
#how dare you make me leave out shangqi and the twins D:#mcu#ask game answers#startrekkingaroundasgard
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Once again thinking about disabled Thor (is always thinking about disabled Thor)
#and I don’t mean the eye thing although. mixed feelings on how that was handled. but that’s unsurprising bc. mcu#I mean god. mr glass bones and paper skin having to literally build himself a special suit of armor#just to keep his body together and intact#bc hela cursed him to be unable to heal but never die#so his body is just in a constant state of brokenness and agonizing pain#and then that same armor shows up in thor 4 without any of that context and you hate your life#well. I did#watching thor 4 right after reading the part of roger stern’s avengers run where they take on zeus was in fact quite a mistake#god that arc is so well written#‘you wouldn’t dare—’ ‘We dare plenty!’#literally an avengers thesis.#need to start reading and posting on my comcis blog again lmao. clearly#comics
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how seventeen react to their s/o getting cuteness aggression for them
requested by anon! seriously guys you always have the best ideas,,,, anyways i loved this req yet again
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seungcheol, joshua, junhui, woozi
you make weird scrunchy hand gestures in his face one time and very seriously go “i wanna just shfjkrehfkrrhr your face in my hands, you know?”. and he just blinks, wide-eyed, mostly just fascinated at how to made that sound with your mouth, before slowly nodding his head and going “okay”. you tell him that he's cute on a regular basis in the strangest of ways so like, he's used to it now. once, you grabbed his cheeks and gave him kisses all over and complained about his adorableness until he was laughing, and he thinks that was the best incident of your cuteness aggression over him. the whole idea of cuteness aggression is kinda endearing tbh and the way you in particular express it?? most adorable thing in the world.
jeonghan, minghao, seungkwan
1000000% capable of getting all aggressive back at you, don't even test him. he'll get all up in your face and poke your cheeks being all like “me?? let's talk about you!! why are YOU so cute huh?? have you thought about how i feel about that??? why do you walk around being so cute when you Know that it's gonna make me fall even more in love with you????” until you're literally giggling at his faux anger over how adorable you are. gives you the side-eye and clicks his tongue bc How Dare you get all screechy about his cuteness when you're literally sitting right there and being way cuter than he could ever be.
hoshi, mingyu, dokyeom
you yell “WHY ARE YOU SO CUTE” into his face and he will literally jump five feet into the air and yell back “I DON'T KNOW!!! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME” whilst almost sobbing bc why??? are you yelling???? and what does that have to do with him being cute??? your cuteness aggression always takes him by surprise bc he didn't know it would be so… well, aggressive. you ruffle his hair until it's so messed up he can't see a thing and then smack a huge kiss on his cheek before leaving. and he's just left sitting there, hair in his eyes, a little dazed bc uhhh literally what just happened and why is he actually BLUSHING like what have you done to him
wonwoo, vernon, chan
you unleash your aggression over his cuteness on him and he just stares at you with lost eyes and the what are you doing clear on his face. you need to explain to him that there's this thing called “cuteness aggression” that can be activated by things that are just so cute that you wanna scrunch them up in your hands. and he nods and makes understanding noises but you're not entirely sure he gets it. no matter tho bc you start getting the cuteness aggression urges more and more often and now you're beginning to think that he's acting out his cutest actions on purpose just so that you'll come over and squish his face super duper hard
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