#Howlies hc

[numberonestuckyshipper]

I love the Howling Commandos so much, they’re so underrated if you ask me, especially the awesome dynamic they 100% had. I imagine all of them in very specific ways, some things are based off of fics I’ve read, some of it is just me.

Steve Rogers: Steve is the youngest of them all, he’s also the least experienced one and he hasn’t been part of the group nearly as long as the others considering he came into the picture after Kreischberg. He’s really fun to talk to and he’s as much of a little shit as the others are, being the leader of their group he’s in charge of tacking care of talking to superiors and shit, and he often ignores direct orders to do what he thinks is a better option, he also lets his team get away with things regular soldiers wouldn’t be allowed to do and they love him for it. He often gets yelled at by Bucky after doing stupid shit, the other Howlies often jokingly refer to him as “Dad” when it’s just them.

Bucky Barnes: Bucky has the others’ immense respect from the start, because he’s protective and caring as much as he hates to admit it. He is the only one who has negative amount of problems yelling at Steve after he did some stupid shit, he was the most scarred by Kreischberg but never lets it show. He loves music and always has a song stuck in his head and has fun pissing the others off by butchering the songs when it’s safe to be loud. He trusts Steve more than he probably should and goes with his plans, though he often forces him to modify them and cut down the crap. His protectiveness and strictness when Steve’s being a dumbass gets the others to nickname him “Mom” when they’re in private. He ‘hates’ it.

Dum Dum Dugan: Dum Dum was Bucky’s closest friend after Steve, he has a stupid sense of humor and says way too many dad jokes than is good for his teammates’ mental health. He’s always the first to jump at the opportunity to get his hands on some alcohol (no one complains about that) and he and Jim are the primary clowns of the group. He loves to tease the others, especially “Mom” and “Dad”.

Jim Morita: Jim is the one in charge of their immediate medical problems and small tech involved stuff, like Dugan, he has a shit sense of humor and they often get into battles of who can out dad-joke the other.

Gabe Jones: like Dum Dum, Gabe has known Bucky since before Azzano, and is the one in charge of languages, he speaks French and German more fluently than the others do and in the beginning he was usually in charge of dealing with Jacques’ bullshit.

Monty Falsworth: Monty is the only official member of the Howlies who isn’t broke (he is often teased about it). He could be considered the most sane of the Howlies (though not by far) he is the most experienced of the group to talk about strategy and often helps Steve and helps Bucky knock some reason into the little shit. They like to tease him for living up to every British stereotype and is often asked to ‘translate’ what Peggy says. He has a sister named Jaqueline who is a spy for the SOE.

Jacques Dernier: Jacques was a member of the French resistance, he’s from Marseille and is fully fluent in English but refuses to speak it. He understands everything the others tell him but speaks to them in French and lets them deal with it, after over a year of dealing with him all of the Howlies are more or less fluent in French. They call him a fucking pyromaniac because of his love of explosives and his talent with them. He also has a shit sense of humor that rivals with Dum Dum and Jim and is probably the most batshit crazy member of the team (though the others are pretty close behind him).

Howard Stark is considered an honorary member of the Howlies idc about any contradiction: rule n°1 when it comes to Howard Stark; don’t leave him alone with Jacques Dernier. They will set something on fire or worse. He and Monty are often laughed at for having money and they tease back by talking about rich people problems in front of the others. He is called a lot of names by the Howlies such as things like “Gadget”, “Engineer”, “Civilian”, “Civy” and things among those lines making fun of him not technically being a part of the military. He is involved in a lot of the Howlies’ inside jokes including the “Mom” and “Dad” thing.

[duckinatruck]

i am being plagued by Thoughts of stucky and their accents and languages at different phases in their lives. like i don’t know if this makes sense but bare with me here:

edit: this ended up getting super long, so I thought it was probably best to put it under a cut.

so i think that prewar both of them have absolutely wild accents. i always hc them as having THICK Brooklyn New Yawk accents, and Steve’s got a bit of an Irish lilt from Sarah, and Bucky has a bit of a Romanian accent from Freda. (which is what i internally call Winnifred now after reading this incredible post by @highwayfightscene. this thing altered my brain chemistry i swear.) they’re both a messy mixture of their families and their hometown, and it’s perfect.

i think the Barnes household speaks Romanian and Yiddish (Jewish!Bucky my beloved), and so Steve also knows some of both from hanging around there so often.

i also like to think that Bucky learned Italian in like…high school probably. for funsies or maybe to impress someone because he is a dork and i love him for that.

now. during the war, i just have this thought that Bucky would actively try to flatten his accent because he’s afraid that someone won’t be able to understand what he’s saying. (it happened once. kid ended up dying because he didn’t know what he was supposed to do. Bucky isn’t letting that happen again.)

and Steve was trained to flatten his into a Generic American Accent for the USO shows, because Senator Brandt and the propaganda machine would want Captain America to sound “American” (which is fucking stupid but whatever.) He still has his accent but it does soften a little over time.

so when they meet up again after Azzano both of their accents are like faded a little but still there, and they get thicker whenever they’re talking to each other during the war.

Bucky hates Steve’s flat “Captain America” voice, because it doesn’t sound anything like his Stevie.

they both learn French because of Dernier (all the Howling Commandos do. I think Dugan struggles a little maybe but he gets it eventually.) and Steve becomes actually fluent in Italian. they probably learn some other languages too but i’m not sure which ones.

Steve and Bucky speak Romanian together to annoy the Howlies, or when they want to have a private conversation.

Bucky knows more German than he ever wanted to.

after The Fall, i think that HYDRA probably tried to “program” English and Bucky’s other mother tongues out of him, at least at first. One’s native language is a huge part of identity and one’s perception of the world, so taking away Bucky’s first languages would definitely be a possibly method that would assist in dehumanizing him and taking away his previous ideas and perceptions.

the Soldier speaks Russian, mostly, until he’s transferred to the US. he has dozens of others programmed into him.

the first time he uses his perfect, monotone American English, it sounds wrong to him. he forgets about the dissonance soon enough.

when Steve comes out of the ice, he only uses his Captain America voice. he’s careful to cover up every bit of his messy Brooklyn-Irish drawl, because that’s not what the world wants. they don’t want Steve Rogers, they want Captain America. so Steve will be that.

Steve starts using his real voice more often during and after the whole fiasco in DC (catws); he feels the most like himself he has since coming to the future (present?) even though he’s running himself into the ground, because Bucky is alive and Sam and Natasha treat him like a real person, so sometimes it just slips.

HYDRA falls, and Bucky starts to get his memories back slowly. he realizes one day, why his own voice sounds wrong to him.

as time goes on, sometimes his accent shows itself. some days he sounds like he thinks he did Before. some days, though, his voice takes on a Russian accent. some days he can’t even speak English at all.

he moves to Bucharest, starts speaking Romanian again. it helps him remember his mother and his family.

Steve teaches himself Russian, both to read the HYDRA files that Natasha refuses to translate and in case he needs it to talk to Bucky.

when Bucky and Steve finally come together again, they start sounding more and more like their old selves, especially when they’re talking to each other.

they start speaking Romanian with each other again to annoy the Avengers. (though that doesn’t last long because Tony just makes JARVIS translate.)

Bucky builds a better relationship with Russian by speaking it with Natasha.

Steve starts dropping the Captain America character in front of the public, and starts showing them Steve Rogers in all his Brooklyn-Irish glory.

everything has changed, but they’re still just Steve and Bucky, messy mixtures of their families and their hometown, their past and their now. And it’s perfect.

[tessabennet]

hi!! ive been rereading the ‘what i’m looking for’ series, it’s so so good. one of the things i admire most about it is your addition of details to riley’s story. do you have anything to say on why you did that or why you chose some of the details you added in? i’ve always been drawn to sam’s story and riley by extension, do you have any personal hcs about him?

Hi! Oh wow, thank you so much ☺️ This is a great question!!

To me, those little pieces of information that are kind of throwaway details about even the most minor of characters are the heart of a story, if that makes sense? I like doing this for characters that are maybe only mentioned, or only exist in memories, or OCs that don't really "matter" for the story at all. This is how, for me, a character feels real. They're somebody one of the major characters knows well enough to associate them with certain little things, which I think is a very human trait for anyone to have. So while Riley is definitely a way for me to show Sam's mental and emotional state in many situations, he's also a person, and it was important to me to remind the audience of that with "trivial" stuff about him as just a guy. A big part of the series is all about people being people, not symbols or weapons or anything like that.

So, Riley - like most "side" characters that exist mostly in other people thinking about them (much like Bucky's family or the Howlies in the later parts of the series), I do have a list of things that I could drop while writing, if I needed to. Some of them made it into the fic, some didn't, and I'm not even sure which anymore (it's been a while 😅) But I still have it on my laptop, so here's what I've got:

My version of Riley is from Milton, Alabama, with a thick southern accent. He wears band tshirts, flannel shirts, cargo pants, and he comes off as a total redneck unless you know him. His mom's a democrat, elected to the city council; his dad runs a hardware store. He's got a little brother, who was an emo in ca 2010. He's quietly religious. He likes cooking, especially if it's without meat. His favourite band is Seether, and he had a skateboard phase when he was still in high school. He's got an inside joke with Sam about how they both have a crush on Dana Scully. His favourite Disney movie is Treasure Planet. He's a big Captain America fan and has a sticker of the shield on his pickup truck. He likes that burger place in DC that Sam later shows Steve when they meet at the beginning of Loosened Chains, and where in Bleed Into One Sam meets with Rhodey and Carol. Riley and Sam watch the footage of the Battle of Manhattan while they're in Afghanistan, somewhere near Kandahar, and they're really excited about it, especially because it turns out Steve's alive. A few weeks after that, Riley dies on a mission he and Sam run in the Hindu Kush.

I really hope you like it! And thanks again for the ask, it was fun to dig all of this out again 😄

[stucky-headcanon-bot]

if you take suggestions: maybe a one about how the winter soldier hair only happens against Bucky's will and how everytime Bucky escapes the winter soldier/villainous situation he chooses cuts off his hair back to how he used to look in the howlies + how Steve feels about seeing Bucky choosing his appearance again and seeing his handsome Bucky

💕

Thank you for the beautiful prompt anon.

I was asked to remove credits to the post I made inspired by this ask so I have removed that hc and posted it separately.

[fandomfluffandfuck]

avengers infinity war + endgame did bucky so dirty in the costuming department and i still get annoyed to this day

none of his clothes (farmer/funeral/howlie homage fits) fit him properly and its like they were trying to make his silhouette terrible wrt the cut of everything and the fact that there were DOZENS of better concept arts all thrown away... not even mad that they ended up choosing a Howling Commando homage as his combat outfit but why did it fit so terribly? not that we even see the costume much cuz buck was effectively made nonexistent in IW+EG esp during the fights, just gave him a gun and denied any supersoldier team up

the costuming department must've hated him cuz it was such a downgrade to his CW stuff (or even BP, and that was just an end credit) civil war mostly just had simple civilian outfits, but the henley + combat gear were tailored perfectly, even the gun Bucky had in civil war was actually cool as shit with a gigantic magazine almost like a big ass sniper (which he used in howlies) compared to the flimsy silly thing they gave him in IW+EG, ig Wakanda has less cool guns than the random weapon rack Bucky grabbed in CW

someone at Marvel is dedicated to making Bucky look less and less cool not just with his worse and worse costuming but also in fights, already forgetting he's a roided out supersoldier and not including him as a fighting partner for Steve like they used to be in the HC's, but even the guns they give Bucky get less and less cool and less flashy, the oomph Buck used to have in screen keeps getting watered down, costuming + props dept keeps doing him dirty 😶

It's 👏🏻 about 👏🏻 the 👏🏻 homophobia 👏🏻

Oh, you like this character? You like how he and his canon fucking soul mate best friend interact? Oh, well, not only are we going to distance the character from each other, so you won't have anything to glean about their relationship, but we're also going to downgrade this character to make him less desirable, too.

The homophobia and the money hungry greed, uncaring of the characters they've built because they know people will come and come and come again, so long as they keep making the films.

[wewringmagicfromtheordinary]

#once you start looking at incidental female characters through the lense of comphet cock-blocking it's difficult to unsee it#eg. in CATFA at the expo why are steve and bucky on a date w/ 2 unnamed women who are irrelevant to the film?#because if the girls weren't there the boys would just be... on a date?#why is woman-avoiding Steve whining about fixing his emasculated incel status?#because otherwise the only people gawking at his hot new bod are all men#and he's running off to war to save his Best Guy from fascists *cough*DISNEY FOUNDERS*cough*#why is pggy backstage at a USO show in the middle of nowhere she's not officially supposed to be?#so that they can frame steve rushing off to rescue bucky as about IMPRESSING THE GURL rather than enacting a romance damsel trope#why are the howlies AND pggy interrupting at the pub? because otherwise the boys are just... on ANOTHER DATE#why is pggy the last person to speak to steve?#so they can reframe his suicide as a tearful sacrifice of Comphet Relationship rather than a reunion-in-death between two men#(BUCKY'S CHOICE is reframed as only significant because it's described in PEGGY'S WORDS)#in CATWS why does sam mention impressing a girl at the front desk WHO NEVER APPEARS and why is Natasha picking Steve up in person??#because otherwise sam is just cruising steve & trying to drop his deets#if steve isn't flirting w/ his female neighbour then he's just a super handsome man living alone mysteriously refusing to date women#in CACW why is steve having POST-FUNEREAL romance with a woman?#because otherwise he's spending the entire film giving it all for another man#while another man acts all pissy and jealous and while having foeyay with all the (also male) villains#flip the genders; why is gamora dating a loser like quill?#because otherwise she's just a tough Bachelorette whose most important interactions#are with ANOTHER tough bachelorette who is not actually related to her#as for bucky/nat I hc them as surrogate bro/sis vibes and him having an almost pavlovian Big Brother instinct to CONSTANTLY ANNOY her 😅#but also: migod they WOULD make amazing dance-class buddies via amarriageoftrueminds

honestly i never got that "oh nat and bucky would be this absolutely terrifying sexy duo" thing in the mcu (i don't touch their comics bc i think they're both gay nd hate how their relationship is written) but honestly i think itd be much more like, two seasoned older siblings who are on the opposite ends of the Older Sibling Energy Spectrum who constantly silently judge each other. like i want to see That

imo mcu nat & bucky are more likely to start a sewing circle and knit socks, steve is the one who needs to be put in one of those children harness/leashes

[stucky-fic-idea-bank]

TFA Howling Commandos fic. In this fic all the Howlies are queer men. (Because the Howlies being a squad of queer men saving the day is awesome as is the idea of Steve always surrounding himself with queer people, looking at you Sam and Nat) They would share pictures of their boyfriends (or girlfriends because they can be bi/pan) among each other. After Steve comes into the picture, they all rib Bucky because Steve is not that little scrawny guy he would talk about.

^^^^

Anything that gives me more Howling Commandos content is a good thing, and I am so onboard with this. I’d love for the HCs to have some sort of identity crisis over Steve like. This can’t be little Stevie Rogers that Bucky’s always going on about?? Did he have a big strapping cousin or something??

[turtle-steverogers]

hello mikey!

ok so I have this hc with samsteve, before they get together but are roommates. Y'know that interview where it was said that Sam and Steve don't like to bleed on other people? W e l l, I like to think that Sam will drop hints that it's totally, 100% ok if they share a bed cause he's a tactile guy, he needs the comfort. But it's awkward so he'll just drop hints and hope Steve will figure it out.

YES YES YESSS

Sam being like “haha back in my days overseas, we’d share cots sometimes when it got cold haha” and Steve’s like “aww the Howlies did too sometimes:)” and Sam keeps like dropping little obvious nudges like that until he finally figures its hopeless, only for Steve to pull him in that night with a little kiss to the temple and a soft “You could have just asked. You can always have this” whispered in Sam’s ear. Sam’s head ends up on Steve’s chest with Steve’s arms securely around him😌😌

[livingprophecy]

small hc, but bucky didn’t learn to drive until the howlies taught him in germany

[captainjimothycarter]

I DIDNT EXPECT YOU TO WRITE SOMETHING ALDKAKA

I am in love!!

Every single detail and Clint just wanting to dismiss it because no fucking way is this real. It cant be real.

(Coulson 100% has met Indy is my hc here. Coulson is a huge history nerd. Collected old Howlies gear. No way he didnt meet Indy and nerd the fuck out)

And Steve's little shit self (wont mention much bc spoilers for those who want to read this amazing fic)

I love everything you write and I feel like I cant express how much I love this fic. I was just rambling on about an obsession and HCs (and wanted others to see your amazing work) and you brought it to life!! As you always do.

Im so honored. Thank you!!

That ending!! If you're ever able to find that other fic, id be honored to read it! I hope it somehow got backed up, it sucks so much you lost it. Maybe the onedrive or google docs or some cloud saved it.

Again thank you!

Clint 100% obsesses over Indiana Jones

[littlelovelyspiderling]

Nice stories, man! If you had to rank the ticklishness of each of the atla main characters, what would that list look like?

ooooh this is hard...i guess the only this to base this on is just my own HCs so here’s how I always imagine it:

1. Zuko - im sure people will disagree but I always picture him as the most ticklish out of all of them cuz he’s the last person anyone expects to be hyper-sensitive, which makes it all the more cute and hilarious

2. Sokka - most sensitive to squeezy-type tickles, very easily descends into loud howly seal-like laughs

3. Aang - giggles like CRAZY when tickled but can endure it longer than the other 2 dudes

4. Toph - probably very similar to Aang, but is much more likely to jab you in the gut with a spike of earth if you try it

5. Katara - it’s not like she’s NOT ticklish, cuz she very much is, but it takes a little extra time and effort to make her full-on belly laugh

[eusuntgratie]

Character: Bucky Barnes

Give me a character and I will answer:

Why I like them: I don’t have time to write you a novel, but Bucky is my favorite. I love him so much. Bucky is strong, smart, loyal, and so fucking competent. But somehow that doesn’t fuel toxic masculinity or a superiority complex. When his best friend, his skinny asthmatic best friend that he’s had to care for and protect for years, becomes a giant slice of tasty american beefcake with super strength and speed and suddenly everyone looks up to him and the girls swoon when he walks by... Bucky isn’t threatened by that. He’s proud of his friend and happy to fight by his side and have his six. When his whole life falls apart and he barely knows who he is, Bucky finds a way to quietly put his life and his mind back together all by himself, determined not to hurt anyone.

Why I don’t: There��s nothing I don’t like about his character, but I hate that the MCU has shit on his relationship with Steve bc they’re so terrified of the gays. The missed opportunities and bullshit scenes in CW, IW, and EG are really infuriating. I also can’t get over why bb went from looking like Jesus in an Herbal Essences commercial at the end of Black Panther to looking like a haunted man who can’t shower regularly at the beginning of IW...with no explanation. IT MAKES NO SENSE.

Favorite episode (scene if movie): Azzano in TFA, “but I knew him” in TWS, and our little glimpse of him having a normal life free of violence just buying some plums in CW. Also, 100% of SS’s nonverbal acting in the MCU.

Favorite season/movie: CATWS

Favorite line: This isn’t a back alley, Steve, it’s war / Hell no. That little guy from Brooklyn who was too dumb not to run away from a fight. I’m following him. / But you’re keeping the outfit right? / I’m with you until the end of the line, pal / My name is Bucky

Favorite outfit Not gonna lie to you, I enjoy bb murder strutting in his bondage jacket tactical gear in TWS. I love him in his uniform in TFA the night before he ships out. His outfit in Romania, the first (the only?) clothes we’ve seen him pick for himself. And the jeans and red henly bc oof.

OTP STUCKY I will die on this hill, thank you

Brotp Bucky & Nat. I also love reading about Bucky and the Howlies. Bucky & Sam too.

Head Canon Bucky’s been in love with Steve for a long time... it was so gradual and so wrapped up in how much he loved him already that it’s hard for him to recognize or understand how and when it happened. But he realized late one night taking care of Steve when Sarah was working and he really thought Steve might not make it through the night and he was so seized with panic that his friend his PERSON might not be there forever, he told him he loved him over and over. Steve was too feverish to hear him or remember, but somehow his fever broke early that morning.

Unpopular opinion idk if this is unpopular, but I see a lot of Steve pining for popular-with-the-ladies Bucky in pre-war fic, but I hc that Steve didn’t figure out that he loved Bucky until he lost him.

A wish I’m excited for Bucky to have more than three seconds of screen time in FWS, but I’m really nervous for the show too. I hope that they deal with Steve in a way that doesn’t totally shit on their characters, and I hope that there is some acknowledgement of Bucky’s trauma, of him finding a way to fight and keep his humanity. I’m not holding my breath for either, but I’ll watch anyway.

An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen Bucky/Sharon (DEAR GOD NO)

5 words to best describe them loving loyal competent intelligent human (human is a weird adjective but one of the things I love most about Bucky is that they could never take his humanity away despite trying for decades).

My nickname for them Steve calling him Buck is my kryptonite. I also love modern AU’s where Rebecca calls him weird ridiculous things like Bonky.

Character Asks

[jonkentt]

I could kiss you right now Barnes!!

loud, in the aftershocks of battle, buzzing with adrenaline, followed with nervous laughter

vs

… I could kiss you right now… Barnes

whispered soft, in the light of a campfire, utterly exhausted, bucky just smiles and slumps against monty to fall asleep on his shoulder

I donno babe and then theres the smithsonian exhibit to think abt… who knows what kinda stuff got saved. Did the howlies keep journals? Journals full of gAY PINING????? like… post tws bucky rediscovering himself and reading his history at the museum and theres a love letter in a glass case addressed to him? and bucky doesnt remember who this guy is but shit he wrote the sweetest things abt him and it makes his heart ache. were they in love? he doesnt remember. maybe if he could just remember then all this confusing memory slushie in his brain would make sense. OH BOY.

BEEEEEE WHYYYY! My heart!! No because that’s so amazing the idea that there was things like that recovered. Imagine the drawings Steve may have done of Bucky at some point, Monty steals them and there is little hearts drawn around him. It’s tattered and broken up because he kept it on him a lot. I JUST- THE POTENTIAL

[wildestheart4ever]

So I had a dream. About a typical Steve finds Bucky sooner, and brings him in from the cold shitz

They have him in a cell, cause he’s kinda a danger hazard [the murder look does not soften, at all]. Steve leaves him in peace for the time being, to lick his emotional wounds like a kicked puppy

Tony is in his lab fooling around with smth he probably shouldn’t have, he fucks it up like usual, and nearly gets himself blinded by the flashbomb-esque reaction in whatever it was he was fucking around with. The whole tower is nearly blinded, and Steve - in a typical ‘’Steve’s a mother hen hc’’ fashion - goes running to check on Bucky.......

Only to find the hulking mass of surly/murderous/untrusting ex hydra supersoldier replaced by the Bucky of 1945. And it takes a whole ass minute of confused panicking for Sam to point out:

If this Bucky is here, then does mean 2014!Bucky is in 1945? 

And somewhere in 1945, Steve and the Howlies are having a serious bad time with their good ole Buck being replaced in a flash of light with a confused, violent, freaked out 2014!Bucky.  

[paperstorm]

I’m so sorry to hear about that andie! I’m glad you’re ok!! A stucky headcanon I have (because marvel doesn’t own my stucky hc, my stucky timeline, my stucky anything) is the howling commandos still being alive when Steve wakes up and he spends most of his time with them, Bucky too when he gets himself back after those awful years. The avengers meet with them sometimes and tony has a love/hate relationship with all these people who knew his dad. The howlies have so much shit on Steve and Bucky

Thanks love <3

Oh gosh I’d never even considered that but Peggy was still alive so of course the others could have been too?? Steve finding them all in some kind of nursing home for veterans, meeting up with them again, spending every sunday afternoon playing cards with them and talking about the old days. I really love that. We should have gotten so much more of the Howlies, they really were just teased and then taken away forever but I would have watched a whole series about them 

cheer ya girl up with headcanons, she’s had a terrible day

[honestlyfrance]

I just- headcanons are just- what??? amazing?? because my headcanons are basically just

Rhodey knows how to fence. Tony is appalled and at awe and shit at it, but he def made a robot for Rhodey to spar with

Bucky is an engineer, always loved space, and Sam is just an expert at those sorts of things except for astronomy, so once on a mission, they made a plane from scratch but Sam couldn’t fly them home because he didn’t know how to use the stars as a map. Bucky knew but he’s afraid of planes, so

While on the run, Nat taught Sam everything he knew and more, especially about spy stuff, so there’s a moment everyone is appalled and terrified on what that man can do

Steve lurks on youtube for art tutorials and is not subtle when hinting at Tony to buy him a drawing tablet 

Falcon op? boom they were spies

Bucky is a theorist and Sam believes in science. They obviously go ghost hunting because Bucky saw that one (1) series on youtube and never lets it down

Nat and Sam go exploring in the woods due to Bucky (above hc) and end up going on adventures and fighting baddies for some reason. They come back every time, it’s just tradition by then

Bucky is terrified how Sam knew how his arm works and therefore realized that Sam has been paying attention to the dumped HYDRA/S.H.I.E.L.D. files

Bucky knows how to braid, sew, and make food from scratch because 1930s

Sam knows how to play the piano so he’s pretty excited when Bucky told him that he knew how to make jazz music out of anything (due to the Howlies having random music sessions courtesy of Gabe Jones’ trumpet and Steve’s singing voice). They have their own sessions with Nat as their vocalist

Wanda knows how to seduce now that Nat has taught her everything she needed to know

spies say: “beep beep” when riding their motorcycles through a crumbling highway. Except for Clint. Clint can’t run or drive a motorcycle so Sam carries him

and i’m glad people just decided that- oops canon sucks let’s warp/make our own