#I AGREED TO ONE DRINK

[houseswife]

house: this has absolutely nothing to do with wilson

also house: [brings up wilson unprompted] [spends 95% of the session either talking about wilson or deliberately avoiding talking about wilson] [literally admits it’s about wilson]

[allastoredeer]

Aren't you guys kinda over feminizing Alastor a little bit????? like I get it that we want him to sub/bottom, but aren't you guys doing the same thing you hate that people do with Lucifer???? Like Alastor to me would never wear a dress? unless like he's joking or something??

....Alastor wore a nun outfit....out of the two, he's canonically worn a dress.

If you're going just by the show--no headcanons, no fanon, no tropes, no fan-art--Alastor has exhibited more fem-like qualities, has acted more feminine, than Lucifer ever has. I'd go as far to say that Lucifer is actually pretty masculine in the show, he just happens to have a pretty face.

And I mean, we don't know if Lucifer would wear a dress either. He's only ever worn pants, shirt, and a jacket, we have no evidence that he would wear a dress. But people like to put him in them anyway because of ✨vibes✨ - which I totally get. Vibes are important. It's not like I don't think Lucifer wouldn't wear a dress. I totally think he would and he'd rock it.

As for Alastor only ever wearing a dress for a joke, I definitely agree, but I think that guy would do anything for the bit. He'll do whatever it takes to get the last laugh. He trolls for the sake of trolling. He's a menace. But it's not like he wore the nun outfit as a joke, it was more of a manipulation tactic when you think about it. He's as faithful as a nun 🙏 see how faithful he is, Charlie? He'll never lead you astray.

I love Alastor's masculine and feminine sides. He does both so well. If I have been leaning more into feminine Alastor recently, well, it could be on account that I haven't come across a lot of content of him being feminine, and make the content you wanna see, right?

But thing is, I don't think we have been over-feminizing Alastor, at least not to the extent that Lucifer has been feminized, in my opinion. I mean, Lucifer has been feminized to the point that he's--in some cases, not in all cases--unrecognizable from the show. Whereas with Alastor, at most, I've been posting gifs from the show of him being his girlypop self. Something's not mathing, because it's not adding up. These two things feel very different.

Tell me if I'm wrong, cuz I very well might be, but I'm getting the vibes that this is going back to Alastor's ego being the reason he wouldn't wear or act in a specific way.

I just don't see how his ego would stop him from wearing a dress. It's not like he has anything against feminine clothes or attributes, nor do we have any evidence at all that he would be against it. If anything, I get the vibes that he appreciates and respects femininity more than masculinity. I don't see why he would be against being in a dress, or appearing feminine, when he's done both in the show.

It smells of misogyny. My boy is many things, but a misogynist he ain't.

[turtletaubwrites]

Poor Law. I wonder what his chemical of choice is, because he for sure needs to take a chill pill, and lay in the dark after dealing with those idiots all day 😅

[doodle-empress66]

Basically these 2 are the embodiment of giving a reality check.

Reminder: most people dont notice but they are not the villains of the movie. Just an antagonistic force against the protagonist that push him forward yet eventually both earning mutual respect.

This 2 are the real villains.

[vermillioncrown]

A-plot in the office: tracking the spicy inter-center arguments that will literally decide the future of spaceflight

B-plot: deducing who left the cans of colorful mt dew at my desk, which happen to match my lego decor and current hair

[dark-elf-writes]

Okay but you know I’m very clearly on the edge of losing my shit when my mother Notorious Energy Drink Hater™️ agrees to get me one while she’s at the store picking up things for me it’s so good to know that I look as bad as I feel

[merakiui]

azul has that single dad on vacation vibe nailed to a T in that new card and i’m going insane. i will be his wifey so he never again has to be a single dad on vacation

He's literally this:

But it's okay because he makes it look so good. orz I will also be his wifey so that when he has his next vacation trip he won't be alone. <3 anything to make dilf Azul happy hehe!!! >:3c

[mlp-natural]

Jack about to get white girl drunk off his ass istg

White Claw, Red Bull, and Blue Raspberry Smirnoff is his drink of choice (The American Dream RAAAHHH)

[skitskatdacat63]

I exist only to post pics where I think Seb looks small

[kyngsnake]

Do you have any hcs for any fallout characters :p

Oh fuck I have a lot. Let me think of a few. I’m just gonna choose random ones across any of the games.

Paladin Danse is more squeamish than most would take him for. His self-control extends to control over visceral reactions, so in the field this doesn’t really come up, ergo he can see someone sustain a lethal injury in combat and appear unphased. However, Danse is the kind of person who can’t look at a needle going in while receiving an injection. When there isn’t the obligation of duty keeping him together, blood and viscera really bother him.

Raul Tejada is excellent with animals and has a special fondness for horses, as his family had them on their ranch where he grew up. I like to think Raul at some point had a mule sleipnir. Maybe he still does and they were separated when Raul got stuck on Black Mountain.

The Stealth Suit Mk. II is capable of full sentience, however had restraints written into their code to bar them from full awareness. The suit is aware they’re being held back from independent thought. Most of the things they say are automated, but they are capable of limited problem solving and critical thinking. The suit asking do you like me? Is an example of this.

Butch DeLoria has a manageable but noticeable fear of the dark. He insists that he didn’t develop that fear until after leaving the vault.

[soothingmoonlight]

"He was my brother"

This is probably my favourite part from "Antigone" by Jean Anouilh and it makes me think of Maglor and Maedhros. The familial love, the devotion, the loyalty....it makes me emotional.

[birlwrites]

if you’re still free for asks: i’d LOVE to know more thoughts and ideas and basically anything else about the walburga and orion save the family challenge 😭

when sirius comes back from hogwarts for the very first time over the winter holidays of his first year, he kind of knows what he's walking into because regulus has been sending him increasingly desperate updates, but he does not REALLY know what he's walking into. this includes:

parents smile at him (incredibly disconcerting, he sees why regulus was sending all those letters now)

they have sirius's favorite foods for dinner (he still hadn't rEALLY absorbed the idea that he wasn't in Big Huge Trouble for the everything about his first term)

mother and father only looked mildly nauseated for like 2 seconds after sirius told them about the third friend from a totally insignificant, definitely muggle-adjacent family!!

they said he could HAVE FRIENDS OVER DURING THE HOLIDAYS IF HE WANTED

after dinner they pulled sirius aside while regulus basically ran upstairs to his bedroom to ask him to try to get regulus out of his room sometimes, it can't be very healthy

sirius goes upstairs and is yanked into regulus's bedroom by a regulus who looks like he's well into act 2 of starring in a horror movie

did you see them, regulus whispers. did you see what they were like.

yeah they seem cool, sirius says. like it's weird but i'm gonna shamelessly take advantage of it for as long as it lasts

regulus, with haunted eyes: i've looked at every book we have with information about personality- or mind-altering curses. i was in our library at three in the morning and father walked in and he just asked if i wanted some tea. i don't think the culprit knows that i'm on their trail. but i WILL catch them

sirius: what? no don't you DARE. this is fantastic we're not REVERSING it

regulus: SO I CAN'T TRUST YOU EITHER. FINE. SO BE IT. I CARRY ON ALONE.

sirius: REGULUS THAT WASN'T WHAT I MEANT--

[isdalinarhot]

C'mon man.....the sun isn't even done setting, it's wednesday...

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. Jesus Fucking Christ. I don’t owe you, anon, or anyone else on this goddamn earth sobriety. I don’t owe anyone good mental health. And like speak for yourself in my time zone the sun has been completely down for 45 minutes. Do you think I don’t hate myself enough over this? Do you think that I’m not gonna be wracked with guilt when I wake up hungover tomorrow at like 3 am about how I went so long into one of the days im supposed to be taking off but finally cracked? Do you think im not aware this is both abnormal and horrible? I’m trying the best that I can. It’s just that my best is not very good. Things I am trying to teach myself that people in my askbox could stand to learn: shame is not a motivator for change. Shame is gonna make things worse. That’s true when im ultimately trying to Not Drink by calling myself a stupid dumb drunk idiot and it’s true when people are sending me asks being assholes. I’m sorry if this isn’t eloquent im not. I’m not sober enough to be eloquent but I have strong feelings about this and you’re being super stupid. I once again am reminding everyone on this gay earth that if alcohol is a trigger for you or you’re gonna be a DICK you can just block me and I won’t care. Patronizing anons will do nothing to me except make me drink more out of spite

[witchwhaat]

life is about getting a new cute pen every new school year (i graduated high school years ago)

[chuu-huahua]

@downbadforpixels I’M SORRY I’M LATE FOR THIS but hey guys have my brainrots for CAFE AU SOUKOKU

ok but i 100% agree with your cafe owner!chuuya cuz yes?? chuuya would be the type to find happiness in the smell of coffee and the whirring sounds of the machines. hc that he tried to make latte art once but it turned out so bad that he just never tried it again. kouyou is a regular at his cafe and they bond over wine after the cafe closes :)

ok but if chuuya is bad at latte art, then dazai would be a master at it. dazai being a well known latte/coffee artist(?) amongst cafe owners, and he has a habit of working at different cafes in order to learn more about making coffee. he was requested by chuuya to come work at his cafe to make latte art for the customers, and dazai readily agreed after realising that the one requesting was the most beautiful redhead he has ever seen and now he really wants to kiss him-

chuuya originally thought dazai would be a very quiet person because all the other people he has met who are good in latte art (kyouka, kouyou who’s a natural, gin etc) were all very quiet and focused people. so it was a big shock for him when he realised that yes, dazai likes to annoy the shit out of him during his shifts and propose double suicides to the ladies that come to the cafe.

but when he finally gets to watch dazai do his job properly, it’s like seeing him in a new light as he quietly foams the milk to perfection and his wrists flick as he moves the metal pitcher with practiced movements, forming the most beautiful flower he’s seen on the light brown surface of the coffee. chuuya can tell that dazai is in his own little world as he silently presents the cup to the customer, smiling quietly before going to wash the pitcher.

ok but they definitely fall in love with each other over time. chuuya starts to realise the small little habits that dazai has, like how he blows his fringe out of his face when it gets too long, or how his fingers play at the hems of his apron when he feels tired from working. and then one day dazai turns up to work with the cutest bedhead chuuya has ever seen, and with one side of his curls tucked behind his ear and oh, chuuya realises. oh.

dazai’s pov!

[guenipe]

YOUNG LIKE THIS (AFTER ELISA TRONCOSO-CABELLO)