#shut up lex
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absolutely need a fic where ghost never face reveals to the whole team and gaz somehow stumbles upon soap kissing maskless ghost and is like “who the FUCK is this giant blonde guy”
#soapghost#ghostsoap#ghoap#cod#mw2#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#kyle gaz garrick#shut up lex
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I really thought “damn I can’t believe I’m turning 23 soon”
My guys
I’m turning 25.
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I LOVE dreaming with wrestlers.
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i can't believe commander cobra went to hell
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I couldn't start the chainsaw At work today. Don’t want to ask for a stupid baby electric chainsaw that runs out of battery in 24 minutes and gets stuck in a small tree because who would not be able to get it out of the small tree with my weakling strength? me
#been back at work this week and i’m so sore but it’s been great#until the last minute when i spiraled and crouched in the woods on the hillside feeling sorry for myself picking garlic mustard from the#virginia bluebells that are in a big patch#i like how it’s my first week back and they said ‘surprise! you’re personally in charge of four actual john deere employees Thursday’#this’ll be fun. last year was fun we hosted the news people for day of caring#they’re gonna haaaaaate carrying wicker furniture#but hopefully they like digging up sod#i watered it just for them#shut up lex
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SOMEONE HELP
I've had this TikTok on repeat for the past 30 minutes
His stare. His lips. His jaw. His neck. GOOD GOD. Also, you're welcome 😏
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I feel like the true gauge of my mental illness is that it took me two days to go to the doctor after I was bitten by an animal but it only took like 12 hours for me to dye my hair green after my friend’s wedding.
#oooooo I’m mentally illllll#shut up Lex#dead ass though I am fine#but like priorities my guy#this is also a shot at American healthcare because I would have let my whole arm be bit off before I went to the er no joke
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#this is so funny to me 😭#the world is as it should be#shut up somaya#dcu#dc universe#maws#my adventures with superman#superfamily#superman#clark kent#lex luthor#conner kent#kon el
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Bruce's love language is handing you his kids. Yes, even the 6'5 anti hero with anger issues. Lift with your back
Bruce: Isn't he precious
Martinez, struggling to hold this human tank: y..yeah ....
#also??? fuck out of here dick wouldn't fight for the spot#damian when he first arrived: now father. i understand my position as the new succesor of your legacy. after meeting the others god knows#im needed.#bruce: stares. picks damian up. big fat smooch on chubby cheeks#damian a touch starved little assasin: ...ah.#baba.#bruce wayne#jason todd#dc#dc comics#regarding first tag: they absolutely fight for the spot and bruce is sad LMAO#bruce: :( we can all cuddle :(#jason: id rather be 15 again#dick: yeah no id rather kiss lex luthor. kill one of us or shut up
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i am a firm believer that ghost always under reacts about Very Serious Things and freaks everybody else out because of it
soap, trying to chat to ghost after they wrap up a mission: —crazy right? and after that he—hey are u even listening to me? wtf
ghost, whose eyes have not been on soap once since he started talking: i’m listening. i’m just also hallucinating my dead family in that corner over there at the same time. i can multitask
soap, Extremely Concerned: ?????????
ghost, now swaying: yea one of them jabbed me with a hallucinogenic. don’t worry, i slit his throat
soap:
ghost: don’t look at me like that, i can handle it. it was only one syringe
soap:
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like imagine 141 post-mission, all sitting quietly in their exfil vehicle and then ghost suddenly sighs extremely loudly
ghost: ugh
price: what, simon??
ghost, peeved: my rib just punctured my lung
everyone:
ghost: :/
price, going into cardiac arrest, so tired of simon’s shit:
#he’s so silly and goofy#simon ghost riley#simon riley#cod#mw2#john soap mactavish#captain price#text post#shut up lex
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My house is built stupid so some of the doors swing open while some of the swing closed but my office doesn’t really do it as much so I forget that it’s just as fucked as every other door in this house.
Anyway I had the door to my office mostly closed because the dog was being annoying and had earned himself jail time in the room with me and the door just slowly swung open and me and the dog just looked at each other both confirming we did not touch the damn door before we just… moved on
#the elf talks#shut up lex#this is why I would die first in a horror movie#not the asthma not the glasses but the fact that I would be so ‘ignore the haunting and it will go away’ about everything#also this furry demon side eyeing me while the door opens on its own is very funny in a way I cannot explain
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please consider
Dabi in this
thank you for your time 💜
#the sleeves should be chopped off and the neckline should be stretched to shit but you know#dabi#todoroki touya#bnha#shut up lex
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This year I’m making a few Christmas cards. These are the only pics I think I can upload without giving anything away…
#technically boyfriend’s niece’s second card because i wasn’t satisfied with the first#shut up lex#the first picture is for my grandma :)
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seeing all these posts a out r/196 refugees really makes want to check it out (if and only if the Reddit Situation™ comes to an amiable end) bcs from what ive seen the community there genuinely seems fun as hell
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you have to see the vision
#fuck canon i dont know her#id in alt text#ethan green#hatchetfield#definitely art#they are both still men. uh. them and lex are gay any way you slice it sorry i dont make the rules#also NO they DONT get the little plaid shirt tied around their waists SHUT UP i totally didnt forget it. this was ON PURPOSE#it was a design choice
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