#I JUST THINK ITD BE FUNNY

[sirgawainofgalifrey]

You know, now that Athena has gotten pissed off and tried to kill Annabeth, and we know that later Hera is gunning for her as well, they should keep it going

Like by the end of the series we could have Percy "picking a knife fight with every single god" Jackson paralleled by all the gods fistfighting over who gets to personally murder Annabeth.

[maeshelix]

If Ordis ever does get a new body,

If he ever takes up the Ordan name again,

I want him to be completely unchanged in our prescence.

By which I mean, I want the mission staring Ordis to be a horror mystery all throughout. Starting with all Ordis voicelines ceasing, only a note left in your inbox by Ordis, stating that he "needs to take care of buisness", indicating where he last was.

You go to the first location and it's empty. Corpses litter the stage. Bisected and dissected haphazardly. There are messages carved into the walls in blood. Piles of organs sporting chunks of useless armor decorate every broken terminal and every shattered structure.

This remains the same every stage you go. Of every faction in the game. Grineer. Corpus. Infested. Sentient. Even Narmer cultists interrupt their endless "unity" to scream as one.

Ordis carves a bloody swath through the Origin System. And he carves it near effortlessly.

Finally, you and (in a perfect universe) Lotus track him down as he's in the middle of another bloodbath.

What his form looks like doesn't matter. I mean, it does. Would prefer if he looked cool. But what ultimately matters is that he looks dangerous.

Big and bulky, slim and fast, coated in sharper yet sharper implements or completely bare, maybe his head still resembles his owl body, maybe it resembles what Ordan once looked like. Maybe it's pure machine. Maybe it's organic. Maybe it's both.

Whatever the case, he is dangerous, he is cruel, he is in the middle of implanting a Grineer onto his blade. Like Artorias from Dark Souls during his boss intro.

And then he turns to you. Eyes dark and vicious. Thirsty for blood.

The look of a furious god-killer.

And his first words to you, upon noticing you, after a beat, are such.

"Oh Operator! My sincerest apologies I was not expecting to find you hear! Though I probably should have expected it, on second thought."

And then he acts normal around you. Completely normal. Like Ordis always has. Complete with his voice still glitching out and spouting violent things despite his best efforts.

You never fight him, you never even get the chance to try. In fact, he becomes like a spector, or like Stalker during the Belly of the Beast event. Assisting you on occasion and making the reoccuring mission much easier when he does. The mission itself focuses on some new unethical experiment of the Orokin previously unexplored. Or on what Erra/Pazuul's goals are, or on The Indifference.

The details don't matter to me. What matters is that your mini death machine now has a macro death machine he can be in when he needs to/is feeling human dysphoric.

[nezz-cringe-crib]

hey u ever just *L in crocs emerges from the seas*

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

Actually on the topic of speedsters being high-key energy vampires without realizing it, it'd be a super funny plot point if some extra dimensional travellers stumbled across their dimension and freaked the fuck out because 'HOLY SHIT THATS A VAMPIRE!!!'

And then the camera just pans over to Bart playing flappy bird in the corner.

I just think it'd be really funny if there was a dimension that just had really bad luck with speedsters and managed to only get bad speedsters who really took advantage of the whole 'draining energy to get more power' thing and the people of that dimension were just Super Not Cool with Speedsters™.

Dick: Okay, okay, calm down. They aren't 'vampires'! Really! They've never stolen anyone's energy, tell em Wally

Wally: ....

Wally: Do you... want me to lie?

Personally, I just think it'd be really really funny.

Extra Dimensional Dude, swinging Bart around by his shoulders: Look at this thing! Look at it!!! It will destroy you!!!!

Kon: Oh tell me about it. Last week I had to play as Sonic because he hid all the Mario games. Sonic. It was absolutely soul crushing.

Bart: Sonic is cool. You just have terrible taste

[transingthoseformers]

*drops this in your laps*

[frost-faerie]

We need more fucked up apollo justice backstories. Someone make him son of Beyonce or something

[sepiamestus]

sigma should kill fyodor by projecting his period cramps onto him send post

[angelpuns]

Body hurts and brain 2 fuzzy to draw so y'all know what that means ( go to bed early time)

[twink-with-an-agenda]

This has a target audience of like 3 people, but I think that the Dark Urge should have Harrowhark flavoured lobotomy-induced amnesia. When they see the visions of Gortash at the goblin camp, they start violently hemorrhaging and throwing up like Harrow in HtN whenever she is reminded of Gideon. Just full on bleeding out of their nose and ears and they cannot tell why

[xdolls-crownx]

Dumbest shit ever but here we go

So you know how Blade could summon a blade? What if Cheeky could end up doing it and it just ends up being a gun

like

Cheeky being all like “a sword? Wrong mother fucker, gun” *BANG*

[kineticallyanywhere]

hatsune miku with her hair down should be like tony hawk without a skateboard

[katyobsesses]

I need maddie to be the one to tell buck that he and eddie are basically dating, like he does to her and chim in buck actually. like a full on callback to that scene

[sanguineselene666]

We all deserve more RadioApple with Troy and Abed’s dynamic.

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

I'm just sayin' DC vs Vampires would've been 200% better if Wally had just been following Vampire King Dick around the entire time as an incorporeal living energy construct/speedforce ghost. He wouldn't be able to do anything but he could relentlessly mock Dick and that? That's a life worth living.

It'd just be 20 issues of Dick trying to lie, have serious moments, be romantic, ect, all with Wally in the background trying his very best to be a one man comedy act.

I'm imagining Dick stealthily stalking some prey and Wally, bright glowing yellow Wally, pops out and just starts pointing at him shouting "YO OLLIE, HE'S RIGHT HERE! TAKE THE SHOT! TAKE THE SHOT!!!"

Dick keeps asking Wally to come back.... so that he can murder him again. Wally theoretically could come back, he's just doing way more damage like this so he's choosing not to.

[superdaisypowerhour]

I like to think paul looks like camilla except with a full beard. like same voice, same fuckass bob but then they turn around and BAM palamedes glasses and beard.

[theoitems]

If Hermitcraft 10 ends in a big dramatic way it should end with everyone getting a snail and the snails having been forgotten abt or put in an enclosure or something get hungry and begin eating everything lol