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mastcrmarksman · 5 months

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[ ✉ ⤷ princess baby boy 💘 : ] guess what i've got planned for you when you get hooooomee

[ ✉ ⤷ princess baby boy 💘 : ] it starts with "d" and ends with "ate"

[ ✉ ⤷ princess baby boy 💘 : ] maybe it even includes "d" twice and "ate" three times, who's to say😌

[ ✉ ⤷ princess baby boy 💘 : ] are you picking up what i'm putting down, babe?

( i'm so sorry for her strenuous insinuations here )

He hates being an adult man with a lot of responsibilities in his life. Today of all days was going to be dragged down by a long list of chores. He grocery shopped alone in the morning because @biitchcakes had a thing with Carol; he couldn't actually know what because girls screeching at each other is not a language he speaks.

One of the other tasks he had was that finally was getting around to changing their address which today of all days the post office had to have like a hundred people, but he was deteremined. He had a few other tasks that involved government buildings and clerical whatever. Clint's in line to get to a front desk when Jessica starts texting him.

[ Contact ; Jessica D. ⸺ Note ; ❤️ My Girl ❤️ Jessie. My hero. ]

[ sent ] ⸺ dinner a puppy a kitten chocolate milk a movie a star trek dog cops rewatch reality tv night harrison ford

[ sent ] ⸺ stop me when i get it

Starts with D and ends with ate, he doesn't put that together until he types it out.

[ sent ] ⸺ D - ate?

[ sent ] ⸺ OH A DATE!

So he was kind of right about his list of random possibilies.

[ sent ] ⸺ well well thatll make all thiss bullshit worth it

TWICE? THREE TIMES? ⸺ He doesn't actually catch what she was putting down, over and over in his head he repeats it. Date? Date date? Date date date? Multiple dates at once? In a row? All night?

D - ate... D - ate... It takes him longer thaan he'd admit, but when it clicks his cheeks heat up and an image he does not, will not, and never wants to ever be shared with or experienced by anyone other than him conjures in his mind. It's A HOT image. His face heats up, he swallows, and he wants to be out of there right now.

NEXT! NEXT! UH! SIR? YOU OKAY?

Clint fans his face and steps forward, coughing and trying to remember what he was here for. Once that business is done, he texts Jessica again to let her know that he got it and he'd very much ready to be home.

[ sent ] ⸺ OH I GOT IT BABY

[ sent ] ⸺ wowie

[ sent ] ⸺ please say i dont have anything else to do before coming home

He'd like to be home now for his date, but he'll suffer more chores if he has to.

[ sent ] ⸺ that third ate is for dessert right

[ sent ] ⸺ which

[ sent ] ⸺ you know WHO is my favorite dessert ;)

Not what, but who and who would that be other than Jessica Drew?

#it took him a moment and some public embarrassment BUT HE FIGURED IT OUT #just know he rushed home after this LOL and enjoyed a steamy night xD #I LOVE THEM. I LOVE HER.#clint just “wowie” as he thinks about /REDACTED/ scenarios with jessica #[ VERSE; biitchcakes ] How many more chances can I have to make it right with my lady #[ SHIPS; BIITCHCAKES ] And her kisses on his skin felt like wisps of butterfly wings turn to a slow inferno #[ ic ] biitchcakes #biitchcakes #too impatient not to post this

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 6 months

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The math just adds up!

#dungeon meshi #falin touden #marcille donato #farcille #I always loved how chapter 27 ends with them both so bloody and 28 starts with them in the bath.#not just because of how iconic the bathtub moment is but because you know they had to scrap off so much gore first.#I think everyone in the party took a very long and methodical bath but Falin was basically *all* blood*.#Being covered in blood is one of those 'just girly things' that women deserve to stop being shamed about.#I just don't think Chilchuck is progressive enough. He probably made them take a bath first B*/#Okay jestering aside I want to just highlight -#The magnitude of Marcille's joy at seeing her dearest friend again! Of holding her and sharing her presence in the same room!#Something about this reunion feels like a beautiful dream you are afraid of waking up from...

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 5 months

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historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman

#and hijinks ensue. obviously.#BONUS POINTS if they're gender nonconforming/questioning/trans coded #back at home they'd get dressed up then switch outfits in the taxi on the way to the gay club #now that they're married/on vacation in a new country they just wear what they want #he already has a glamorous collection of silk dressing gowns but she's the one who drags him out to buy a closet full of evening gowns #he tries to throw his suits out to make closet space and she steals them for her own wardrobe #also i think they should be a fun mixture of supportive and Cattily Judgemental about each other's dating decisions #just for funsies #like when your bestie is making a mess of their love life but you're in no position to lecture them bc youre WORSE #no wait wait wait #FINAL SEASON they both realize they're trans and move abroad permanently--where they each assume the other's legal identity!!!#SERIES FINALE: a joyful double wedding--wherein they lovingly divorce each other #and (under their switched identities) legally marry their longterm partners

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christadeguchi · 3 months

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i'll let phie-san say it:

#the vids i've seen on tiktok picking at her immediately get a block...#bitter otaku sitting in their socks in their mom's basement feeling threatened/enraged by a hot successful black woman outnerding them-core #also this kind of criticism is so demoralising and damaging to people who are trying to learn another language #also. accents are NORMAL and not a bad thing #i don't think that the end goal of picking up a new language necessarily has to be sounding native #and i know sometimes the way japanese people react like SUGOIII? *W* when a foreigner says like one (1) word in japanese is joked about #but like... genuinely... i always love when someone clearly has made an effort and took the time to learn some of the language #anyway she can step on those haters <3 #also like. it’s just some lines in a song people need to relax…#megan thee stallion #autoplay warning #japan #japanese #language #mamushi

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squidflavoredsoup · 7 days

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mama n her babies

#yes i cried SHUT UPPPP #idk i just felt like hating myself today yk #just felt like dyingggg yk #HER BABIES #THEYRE HER BABIES #IM SO ENDING IT I LOVE THEM #I HATE THEMMMM #THEY MAKE ME ILL WHAT THE FUKKSIJEBFDIB #mama pines #caryn pines #stanley pines #stan pines #stanford pines #ford pines #gravity falls #squidflavoredsoup

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fandolion · 3 months

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Incredible artist Julia Stoess makes these giant 100:1 insect models, I have never seen something more beautiful !

Definition of mastering your craft, they are PERFECT

#this would be my dream job fr #entomology #bugblr #model making #art #natural history #insects #think i cried a little when I found her website because I loved them so much oops #coleoptera #beetles #bees

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novaneondream · 1 month

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Anyways what kind of music do you think Eri listens to

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datcravat · 1 month

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this place is so fruity!

#ace attorney #my art #franmaya #maya fey #franziska von karma #i rarely make ship art but sometimes I have to or else I will die #maya's japanese text says “AYASATO” (her japanese surname)#and franziska's says “LOVE”#>;3 #hope you like these drawings haha I wanted them to be just right!!!!!

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momoiro-hime · 4 months

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putting my ocs in every AU i want part. 34791

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#my art #artists on tumblr #artist on tumblr #my oc #lou #céleste #wlw art #sapphic art #lesbian art #lgbtq #lgbtqia #i just love putting them in different AUs #they're cute together #and whipped for each other hehe #cheerleader #punk goth x cheerleader ...?#this is a redraw of one of zolita's pictures taken for her music video “somebody I f*cked one” !!! go check the mv if you have time!!

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softestaries · 4 months

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Lady Danbury: is something going on between you and my brother?

Violet: remember that time you fucked my dad?

#help they're so messy i love them #bridgerton #lady danbury #violet bridgerton #she has the opportunity to do the funniest thing #and i'm begging her to take it #bridgerton season 3 #bridgerton s3 #bridgerton spoilers

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bastardlybonkers · 5 months

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i feel like not enough ppl are factoring in the cultural clash between laios and shuro and the many micro agressions shuro faced while being in their group. literally the name 'shuro' in itself is one

his name is toshiro 😭 lets also not forget that he has his own communication issues, in the opposite way that laios does- thats literally a factor in their argument, that his envy for laios's ability to express himself sincerely manifested as part of his distaste for him.

ig all this to say like, was their fight heart wrenching, especially when reading laios as autistic? absolutely. anybody whos ever been in laios's position knows how much it hurts to realize someone you thought was your friend doesnt actually like having you around, especially when they didnt tell you and you had no way of knowing due to not understanding their cues. but im begging yall to step back and see the nuance of this situation cause im gonna be real a lot of you are kinda just brushing over it acting like everything is toshiros fault and that hes a terrible person when in reality hes an average guy who really, really clashed with laios and it led to a very long misunderstanding due to their supremely opposite methods of communication. even laios and toshiro, after letting everything out in their fight, were able to come to an understanding and start a foundation for an actual friendship built on better communication

ok yknow what Edit: i shouldve made it even more explicit at the end of this post, i hadnt thought i would need to since i started the post with this, but i think a few too many people are missing my point so i just wanna clarify. i shouldnt have said 'really clashed' and left it at that because yeah they did, but it wasnt just their opposite methods of communication, it is also very much that toshiro was experiencing microaggressions via laios. it may have been unintentional on laios's part, but it still happened and wore him down, made it harder for him to communicate on top of both the more subtle social cues that he was raised with and his own communication difficulties. i also want to say that the fandom reaction to toshiro and the complete ignorance of this point is also racist tbh or at the very least ignorant. i understand that the anime did not cover this panel, and neither did the manga, as this was an omake, but im gonna be real with you guys. there are enough context clues within the story to clue you into this. if you didnt pick up on it thats ok, but i think this is a good lesson in picking up subtext in the stories that youre watching and/or reading. kui shouldnt have to explicitly say 'by the way laios was racist to toshiro' for this point to be understood, and at the very least, when the author portrays a character in a sympathetic light (as kui clearly does) it should make you question Why they are doing so and what makes them sympathetic, rather than youre immediate and only reaction to be 'well i hated what this guy did/said so i hate them and they suck'. idk exactly how to finish this, just. idk. question your biases and gut reactions to things you see in media and stories, and think about whether or not theres subtext that youre missing.

#dunmeshi #dungeon meshi #shuro dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #toshiro nakamoto #dont get me wrong i understand relating to a character and hating whoever wrongs them cause youre protective or you relate really hard #but i think toshiros been getting the short end of the stick for a long time now 😭#even his love for falin is misunderstood #he literally states all the reasons he likes her #and none of them are superficial #but hes so closed off and has such difficulty expressing himself that instead of asking her out or smth he just #proposed to her out of the blue 😭#leading a lot of ppl to just assume that he went 'white woman spotted' and proposed #do Not misunderstand me i am #a HUGE farcille stan #obviously #but i dont think toshiros feelings are surface level and i think theyre absolutely crucial to understanding him and his motivations #as a character in this story

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hunterofdeer · 4 months

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this tiny ass taxidermy shrew is so fuckin funny to me

#it’s so small #i love him #i love her #i love them #nonbinary tea is valid #taxidermy #animals

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 4 months

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License to Kitty.

#dungeon meshi #izutsumi #marcille donato #chilchuk tims #I still stand by my tags on the Izutsumi character study piece I did in January - but I will repeat myself on a few lines here:#I *really* love this character. I love that all of the dungeon meshi crew are complicated and have difficult to love components.#But Izutsumi is a particular kind of hard to love. I foresee a lot of people being turned off by her abrasiveness and lack of teamwork.#She is very self-centered and openly goes against what the party agrees on.#She's a picky eater in a story that is 50% about eating good and healthy food!#It is in part about her growth but admittedly even *then* she remains rather true to her self-centeredness.#Even though she isn't as nice or funny or compassionate as the others...Izutsumi is still someone worth loving.#Even the more difficult people are someone worth loving.#And those people in turn are people who have something and someone they love.#She may be a girlcat but she is the most human of them all.#I hope that if you are an anime only watcher and are feeling put off by her at the moment; you'll give her a chance.#By the way: *yes* I worked very hard to draw that skateboard pose. It was worth it.#EDIT: HAPPY 500th POST OF POORLY-DRAW-MDZS!!! What a comic to commemorate the milestone with!

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cistematicchaos · 4 months

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I keep thinking about this discussion I was watching the other day where two people were talking about tattoos and how people say younger people shouldn't be allowed to get tattoos because "they might regret them later."

One of the people spoke up and said something along the lines of that if she got a tattoo when they were younger and regretted it later, they didn't think that meant they shouldn't have been allowed to get the tattoo.

Because her younger self deserved the right to get that tattoo and enjoy it, even if they didn't like it 100 evolutions of character later. Their younger self still deserved the right to make that choice, just like her [insert age] self deserves the right to get tattoos their 90 year old self would despise. It would be a disrespect to claim otherwise.

Your younger self deserved the right to your body just as much as you do now, even if you don't like or agree with what they did with it.

What a beautiful mentality that applies to so many things.