#I MUST REFRAIN

[dobythealpaca]

Its not allowed no this was supposed to be a joke but I cant stop thinking bout him no its not fair why is he there hes literally such a minor character no I should not care about him but no now hes here and stuck guys I'm sosotrty-

[digitalpix13]

brain hat progress !!!!! this pattern has been my introduction to so many knitting skills and techniques. i’ve knit in the round for the first time ever (i used the magic loop method) and im doing my first i cord!

[labrdorite]

i keep thinking abt ambratio while i draw & its fucking me up so bad

[pontsalin]

The urge to reveal every single detail about the witch au is so strong

[noxchievous]

I recently colored a doodle I drew up in maths class; this is the EPIC result

[peteypiessuperfamily]

This is the worst day of my life.

[franzias-cave]

leader great at unifying fractured movement; bad at parenting 

[comradekatara]

hi!! i'm sorry i don't go on tumblr a lot anymore but i was trying to look up sokka/yue playlists and i found a post of urs that said u might make one/have made one!! i was just wondering if u have it still since i'm not sure when that post was made? thank u so much for ur time!!

i definitely have one...... in my head......... but because spotify hates me, i lost access to my account shortly after i made my (extremely slept-on) katara playlist, so i never got around to making any more character playlists officially. but i can definitely make one for sokka and yue now! in no particular order...

my love, mine all mine – mitski (song, lyrics)*

fast car – tracy chapman (song, lyrics)*

57821 – janelle monáe (song, lyrics)

earth angel – the penguins (song, lyrics)

don't let me sleep – shana cleveland (song, lyrics)

cosmia – joanna newsom (song, lyrics)

watching you without me – kate bush (song, lyrics)

goodbye ghost – la luz (song, lyrics)

they can't take that away from me – ella fitzgerald & louis armstrong (song, lyrics)

happy – mitski (song, lyrics)

kokomo, indiana – japanese breakfast (song, lyrics)

fernando – abba (song, lyrics)*

northern lights – st. vincent (song, lyrics)

day dreaming – aretha franklin (song, lyrics)

don't judge me – janelle monáe (song, lyrics)

i want you – mitski (song, lyrics)*

i'll be seeing you – billie holiday (song, lyrics)

black roses – escondido (song, lyrics)*

starchild – ghost quarter (song, lyrics)*

slow like honey – fiona apple (song, lyrics)

dissolve me – alt-j (song, lyrics)

stars – grace potter & the nocturnals (song, lyrics)

timefighter – lucy dacus (song, lyrics)

tides – the xx (song, lyrics)

moon river – audrey hepburn (song, lyrics)

doused – diiv (song, lyrics)*

isle unto thyself – miracle musical (song, lyrics)

i bet on losing dogs – mitski (song, lyrics)

ready, able – grizzly bear (song, lyrics)*

have to go – esther rada (song)

responsible – sara bareilles (song, lyrics)

picture me better – weyes blood (song, lyrics)

also, some bonus sokka songs, just for fun

the motherlode – the staves (song, lyrics)*

only kid on the block – cherry glazerr (song, lyrics)

hater's anthem – infinity song (song, lyrics)*

my way – frank sinatra (song, lyrics)

heat lightning – mitski (song, lyrics)*

mouth log – sidney gish (song, lyrics)

creep – radiohead (yes) (song, lyrics)

under ice – kate bush (song, lyrics)

funeral – phoebe bridgers (song, lyrics)*

window – fiona apple (song, lyrics)

how could i – thao & the get down stay down (song, lyrics)

blue spotted tail – fleet foxes (song, lyrics)

P.S. asterisks (*) indicate that the link to the song provided is a music video or live performance and not just an official recording

[phoenixmetaphor]

resident evil cowboy au??? resident evil cowboy au!

or maybe more like ‘western au’ but whatever. someone mentioned the words ‘cowboy au’ within my circle and that was all it took, i was gone on another extreme au adventure. have brainrot, will travel.

bonus initial concept sketch below — leon is older in it than in the comic and has graduated to dual pistols. chris remains grizzled.

[gxlacticlove]

tfw one song from npmd comes on shuffle and suddenly you have to listen to the whole album

[sleepysheepytea]

Got those summertime, summertime tickles

I’m trying to prevent myself from getting too excited for fall so I wanted to do draw some summer tk scenarios with my ice cream bapies eeee

Someone trying to put sunscreen on another and failing miserably because they're squirming so gosh darn much

Classic convincing someone to let the other(s) bury them in the sand and then is betrayed by the other(s) going after their footers

Someone taking a nap in the sun or tanning or whatever and then getting attacked

Chilling in a floatie tube and another person sneaking up and attacking their tummy or footers

THOSE EVIL POOL JET THINGIES-

[spiritunwilling]

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[wri0thesley]

tonight i am thinking about the genshin men popping accidental boners over chubby reader. a cute new maid at the dawn winery whose uniform hasn’t been made yet, so the hand-me-down you’re wearing doesn’t quite fit properly. you knock on diluc’s office and bashfully tell him you’re there to do some cleaning (that’s master diluc! he’s so important, so handsome, so powerful) but your dress is low-cut in the front and too short in the skirt and when you lean forward to dust he sees the push of your chest and knows a lot of your soft thigh is on display and his throat goes dry as he imagines bending you over his desk and his cock throbs for attention in his trousers.

or! playing a trading card game with itto, working as a team against two other players - he makes an advantageous move that wins you the game, and you cheer and whoop and envelope the bigger oni in a hug, your soft body pressing against his harder one - the scent of your hair and your bathing products floating up to him, your chest squeezed against his muscle, as he suddenly realises just how he towers over you and how nice it would be to have your hips squeezed in his hands.

or! you are a server at a new restaurant in liyue harbor that zhongli has somehow wangled an invitation to (perhaps he was invited by childe - yes, let’s say he was) with the understanding that the harbinger will be paying. it’s been busy today! you’re rushed off your feet, and someone’s cat is winding around your ankles somehow as you rush to take these two men’s order - and you end up sprawled over zhongli’s lap, breathless and embarrassed and ruffled. you’re soft. your uniform hugs you in all the right places, and you’re in exactly the position that zhongli would have manipulated you into if he wanted to, say, spank you for not looking where you’re going - he hopes you don’t feel the hardness digging into your stomach. or perhaps he hopes you do.

(for childe, the sight of you does indeed make heat stir in his stomach, but more fascinating is the look zhongli gives you that suggests that he’d like to know you better. how exhilarating would it be to snatch you from the claws of the former geo archon himself; what a victory it would be to mark you with his teeth and show how he has conquered another worthy adversary . . . and of course, you’re so pretty he’d surely enjoy every moment of the process. he’s hard imagining you pinned beneath him and wriggling breathlessly as you try and get the upper hand).

[completeoveranalysis]

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HELP ITS KILLING ME ALREADY, LAVA LAMP IN YUUKO’S WORLD? LAVA LAMP IN ORDINARY EARTH? 

LAVA LAMP ORIGINATING IN THE SAME PLACE AS WATANUKI - OR DOES HE JUST HAPPEN TO BE WHERE WATANUKI ENDS UP?

LAVA LAMP IN THE SAME WORLD AS CARDCAPTOR SAKURA - OR IS THAT A DIFFERENT DIMENSION ALTOGETHER? 

I HAVE ADDITIONAL QUESTIONS

[gramarye]

tumblr users will never learn that being jokingly condescending to a complete stranger unprompted will be read as condescending even when said person is fully aware you are Joking. because it is still condescending and annoying

[weltato]

hey there legend writer, got any hatchetfield fic recs? :3

Legend writer?? Where? 👀

Haha, I'm kidding, that's so sweet, tysm Anon! 💜💜

Oh boy, uhh-

Well, there's a @lilacthebooklover fic called World's Okayest Uncle which is about Paul being the unofficial uncle to all the kids in Hatchetfield. So far there's Richie, Alice and Pete, but it's still a really good read.

I haven't read it myself yet but @marvelmaniac715 wrote Gotta Get Back To School which is about the Lords In Black going to...you guessed it: school. It's also funny that the title is a line from the first show Starkid ever did - A Very Potter Musical ("I gotta get back to Hogwarts, I gotta get back to schooool~")

There is the series "The Guy Who Didn't Like... Fanfiction" by mynameisapoet_iamaphilip which has some really nice little short ficlets about specifically Paulkins.

Mortarboards by man_down_in_hatchet_town made me fucking cryyyy, so I definitely recommend that one if you want emotions about the NPMD kids.

Those are my top Hatchetfield fic recs, Anon! Hope you enjoy these :)