#I NEEEEED THIS

[citrusoc]

Rebecca saying that it would be very funny if Hetty turned out to be an Irish woman is everything to me

The interview:

[ofspvrta]

What we know of N.exus for Kass: she has her hidden blade, it's 20 years after odyssey and in A.thens. She has her brother's sword.

[lavendervirgos]

"I'm not done with you yet" while they pull you back for another kiss. Or fuck you silly.

[tonycries]

True form!Sukuna who’s more curse than human now- and that doesn’t just include the four arms, two mouths, and two, well, that. But that also includes that special season ‘round this time of year…that heat.

True form!Sukuna who finds himself burning. Body fisted in the sheets, all four of his hands furiously pumping himself over n’ over for hours. But it still isn’t enough.

True form!Sukuna who nearly brings the damn castle down- that is, until his loyal (and slightly concerned) subjects thrust you - his one, pretty lil’ concubine - to the mercy of their king’s clutches. Only to watch said king wrench open the chamber door and nearly crash to his knees at the sight of you - all four arms wrapping around your body—“Need you.”

[heavenbarnes]

I used to date an older guy (like mid 40s) a few years back and I always got stupidly turned on when he fixed stuff around his house?? Like, he just knew hot to do it and did it. No googling, just him and his tools. Feel like it would fit somewhere in your older bf Simon stuff.

god love a fully capable “fuck it i’ll do it” type of man 🫶🏼

you know that your older bf!simon doesn’t believe in hiring tradespeople for a service.

“why would i pay someone to fuck about in my home?”

“they’re not fucking about, si! they’d be fixing the sink”

“i’ll do it”

you have no doubt that simon was more than capable of fixing things around the house but you also wanted him relaxing when he was home.

turns out he couldn’t relax at the thought of another man doing something for you.

so you let him do it, you threw your hands up and waved your white tea towel in defeat as you heard him banging around in the garage for tools.

hearing the faint sounds of grunting and the occasional swear word coming from the bathroom, you thought it might pay to go and see how he was getting on.

fucking hell.

simon was on his back, arms stretched up above him as his hands dwarfed the pipe they were wrapped around. t-shirt riding up, lines of his stomach leading right to his belt, knees bent and boots firmly planted on the floor, you could honestly just-

“oi, you gonna’ stare or help me?”

now how the fuck?

“your heads in the cupboard, how did you know-“

“i always know where you are, pass me the wrench”

crouching down beside him, you handed it over and stayed down there to watch him work. scarred knuckles wrapped around the handle of the tool, other palm flat against the base of the sink so you could see the veins.

he was something else entirely.

“how d’you know how to do all this?”

“taught m’self, come hold this”

you reached over to replace where his palm was so he could have both hands back. “but why? surely other people don’t learn all this?”

“other people don’t care about their sweet’art not having to lift a finger- move your finger for me”

the more you stretched to hold the sink, the more you felt yourself losing traction with it. naturally, simon noticed before you did.

“y’need to get closer, cm’ere”

tools landing to the side of him, two large hands plucked you up till you were dropped in his lap. precarious situation but you couldn’t deny the sink was a lot easier to reach.

you stayed like that, letting simon work in peace as you enjoyed your view. honestly, he could invite you to the end of the world and you’d just be happy to hold his hand.

one hand splayed out on his chest, the other holding the sink, you suddenly felt a tickle forming at the end of your nose. before you knew it, you were pulling your hand back to scratch it- the one holding the sink.

you panicked, realising it could very well land on simon’s head. but it didn’t, it stayed completely still. face screwing up, you leant in again to give the sink a nudge only to find out it was totally fixed.

“what the hell, si? why’d you have me doing all that?”

you saw the smirk on his face as he flashed a look over at you. suddenly, you realised you weren’t the only one enjoying the view.

the hand that didn’t have the wrench came out to give you a pat on the side of your hip.

“c’mon sweet’art, i can’t get anything outta’ this?”

[lunamoon-101]

Lets all be delulu together yall 😭

GUYS maybe they took Voltron down because they actually want to reanimate everything and MAKE KLANCE CANON THEY WAY IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS YWUWIWIWIOIAOAJGSRATAYASGSSTGABARAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[eriochromatic]

continuation of zaun trio extended universe

[sgt-celestial]

My take on the Sherlock Holmes books

[tojisun]

just riffing off of my fave dynamic of older bf john price x younger gf reader but thinking about the first time—

thinking about being partially inexperienced when you met him. you’ve given blowjobs before and handjobs, of course, but you’ve never really breached full-base. never really felt confident enough to offer it to your sparse partners or comfortable enough to ask for it.

then john came into your life, took your virginity, and ruined you for everyone else.

it’s not even just the sex, although that is especially addicting, but it’s the way he gives it — all crooning words, thick fingers spearing you open for his cock before he fucks them into your mouth, thumb pushing down on your tongue as he watches you sob at the intensity of it all.

john fucks you like your pleasure is his just as much. there’s no rush to it; no blindly thrusting like he’s just hinging on the fact that maybe one of his rutting would eventually feel good. there’s no selfishness to it — john fucks you because he wants you to cum first.

“wanna feel yer cunt pulsin’ ‘round me, kid,” john grunted into your ear the first time he took you apart. “let me watch you, baby. c’mon.”

what the fuck, you remember thinking mid-sob because no one was ever this giving. no one was ever this needy for your own pleasure than their own, or this primal and obsessed with you.

you came first that night. then he made you cum three more times until your mind was a mush, pulsing nothing but his name.

john. john—

daddy.

daddydaddydaddy—

[miikpal]

for consumption

[b1mbodoll]

he’s so chewtoy

[thelasttime]

also i love taylor swift and her hyperspecific lyrics because how would we know that jake gyllenhaal isn't an organ donor, harry styles got 20 stitches in a snowmobile accident, joe worked at a yogurt shop when he was sixteen, calvin harris is boring, matty has a stupid typewriter, like yes girl!!!! GIVE US THE DETAILS!!!

[lucabyte]

isat doodles in the form of a silly-serious-silly sandwich

[linkedin-offficial]

youll never guess where ive been

[lavendervirgos]

Things I need someone to say to me:

"That's my girl. Cum for me."

[purplecatghostposts]

You don’t understand, I NEED to see how Adrien would pretend to be Félix for something. I need some sort of situation where Félix needs Adrien to pretend to be him for a few hours so he can get away for a while and for Adrien to at first be like, “You sure? I’m kinda rusty but I think I can pull it off!” And then for Adrien to immediately dial up the dramatics the second he’s in Félix’s clothes.

I need Adrien to exaggerate all of his cousin’s traits, being over the top cryptic, cold, and snarky one moment then a dramatic showman the next. I need Adrien to visibly be having so much fun because he’s helping his cousin by making fun of him a little. I need Félix to witness Adrien’s performance and be like, “Oh no, he’s terrible, this was a mistake—” but then be absolutely wrecked by the knowledge that NOBODY is noticing a difference aside from like, Kagami and have a mini crisis of “Is this how I act?? That’s not how I act?? How are they falling for this??”

And by the end of it Adrien is like, “Y’know, that was really fun! We should do this more often, I see why you do it all the time! :D” And Félix is just sitting there. Head in hands. Grappling with this new information.

Also just:

Adrien, pulling out an absurd amount of stolen rings out of his pockets: Also what do you do with these once you’ve got them? I might’ve committed to the role a little too much.

Kagami, nodding along very seriously: Your method acting is incredible.

Félix, staring in horror: I’m not a kleptomaniac… Am I?