#I WAS SO EMBARRASSED

[briarmae]

My mom, trying to be supportive of my asexuality and trying to explain what it means, "She's not interested in sex at all. She doesn't even like to mastubate."

Me, in my head: 😱😨🤯 "Oh god. OMG. Oh My Fucking God. Why would you tell someone that??? Why would you say that IN THE MIDDLE OF A RESTAURANT???

Ok. Breathe. It's ok. You have nothing to be ashamed of. And you trust this person not to be a biggot. They're one of "your people." They probably won't understand, but they'll accept you."

[crispywizardtale]

[fazbearedits]

I was talking to my moms friend about HNWTRB and he jokingly described Trinity as a “brat” and I yelled at him saying how dare you (we were in a car btw) but we went to go check on my mom who was waiting for something and she said everyone else heard me yelling over HNWTRB because the car window was all the way down 😭

[starrymarii]

Cooliest idol ever

[cs-cabin-and-crew]

I WAS WRITING ON AO3 LIKE TWO NIGHTS AGO MESSING WITH MY MORZAN FANFIC!

BUT I DONT KNOW HOW TO WRITE ON THERE SO I WAS JUST TESTING THINGS AND ACCIDENTALLY POSTED IT COMPLETELY UNFINISHED WITH ONLY LIKE 5 SENTENCES!

I DELETED IT AND CALLED IT A NIGHT.

BUT APPARENTLY I DIDNT DELETE IT AND SOME USER KINDLY CORRECTED ME ON HOW TO TAG FANFICS ON AO3.

IM SUPER GRATEFUL THAT SOMEONE HELPED A SISTER OUT, BUT WHAT THE HELL AO3??? I THOUGHT I DELETED IT

Hebsiwnuaksnwinsiwoqmhs

[my-usshak]

My birthday cake that my boyfriend and friends brought me 😭❤️

[zipperrants]

Just over here thinking about when I was 14 I made out with a 17 year old, who was bicurious, and the next fucking day she got a boyfriend and told me that she didn't really like the kiss because I didn't participate in it (it was my first kiss and also I was really shocked because she was really pretty too)..........That wasn't a punch into the ego at all-

[goofily-moved]

# when you meet a dog at work with the same name as ur oc and u say the name out loud only for someone to correct you and you realize you’ve been mispronouncing your ocs name 😭💀

[misery-has-no-company-now]

Accidently said "pass away" instead of "past your way" when trying to squeeze past someone in a crowd today. If anyone needs me for anything please find yourself a replacement because I am going to disappear into the woods and live under a tree for the rest of my life now.

[kindaasrikal]

Have to sit in my own embarrassment for a moment cause i remembered a time on my friends tiktok art account when someone left a “hate comment” and i told them off for it only for it to end being one of her friends who left that comment as a joke.

[birdyverdie]

thinking about the fact that about 4ish years ago when I was getting my driver's license at the DMV i saw a girl with a painted calendula flower on her shoes and I jokingly said "ahah that reminds me of a story called Flowers from 1970!" And. Well. You're not gonna believe why she painted those specific flowers on her shoes

[siddeleydajet]

Bro I had so many ppl asking me why maru was my profile pic on discord LOLL

Someone took a picture of my profile asked “What the fuck is this?” And it was someone I hardly even knew in a server so I was lowkey kinda embarrassed lmfao

(Also my ipad is 100% dead atm so I can’t draw siddeley rn 😞)

[th1s-1s-your-f1nal-dest1nat1on]

Guys this is not okay- I meant to send this Pic

To a pintrest friend maybe make some dumb joke BUT MY FAT FINGER SLIPS AND I SEND IT TO SOME PERSON IVE BARELY TALKED TOO

[jamandjazz]

The way I unironically say “look at me doing real people things” or “look at me being a real person” whenever I complete a basic task such as eating non-instant food or go outside to do more than walk my dog is actually kind of crazy. Like wdym?Are you not a real human being all the time???

[oooohno]

Happy new year 💗 I have never been the super superstitious type but I ate fish yesterday & then fell & scraped both knees & my elbow immediately after midnight…very sus…

[blackcat818]

Last week, at work, I did the thing where you trip over air, and then look around to make sure no one saw you trip over air. I thought I was in the clear because all of my coworkers were focused on other things, but then I looked up and a patient was staring at me. He just sighed at me disappointedly and said, “Please be careful.”