I'm like if a girl who didn't do much was still experiencing burnout
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Rage. In my heart. All-consuming. FUCK AI.
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Imagine spending all your energy being cool and mysterious 24/7.
What an idiot have I mentioned I love him?
Idea came from a cool post @nouverx made about Alastor’s possible sleeping habits. 💕
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see 0 note flop posts aren't that bad when they're personal but 0 note fandom posts feel literally so bad. like if you don't wanna play toys with me anymore just say that. i'll pack up my super cool awesome things and go and i'll sit on the other side of the playground by myself and i won't even look at you. fuck
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Me being happy that one of the firefighters on the firefighter show is finally canonically Bi despite never watching a single episode:
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Oh no, oh no, he is seducing me with his deep passion for his field of study and his genuine joy at teaching people about it
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I need minors to learn how to lie online again. Your name is Derek, you’re 25 and work in accounting now. Please for your own safety learn how to fucking lie. And if you don’t want to lie, then don’t put your age anywhere. Don’t even say whether you’re a minor or not. It is perfectly easy to avoid adult spaces without signposting that you are doing so because you’re a child.
Stating your age doesn’t protect you this only makes you a target.
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Percy “I am impertinent” Jackson really looked Zeus dead in the eye and said “Your family is a mess”
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