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mythosmagic0 · 2 months
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I fucking love how Icarus is like “RaE dOeSn’T lOvE mE,” like if you were to spill soup on Rae’s lap he wouldn’t apologise to you like YES THE FUCK HE WOUlD!!!
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cheeseceli · 1 year
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If the time ever came, Han would be so happy about proposing. He would want it to be simple but perfect, something special for both of you. And of course, a surprise! And the boys would need to help him
"guys, can we skip practice today? We need to find a good ring still" (they have been searching for a ring for three weeks and lee know is almost going crazy with the lack of practice)
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*late at night in the mess hall* Anakin, about to pour himself another cup of caff: Coric, swooping in our of nowhere, stealing it right from his hands: nope don't even kriffing think about it Coric: *glares until Anakin buggers off* Rex, taking another sip from his cup while working on a report: Coric, appearing out of fucking nowhere: you have had More Than Enough, sir- Rex, surrendering his caff bc he's been recently sedated for that exact reason and has other means to keep him awake, backing off at least for the moment: Coric, with two cups of caff in hands: Coric: Kix, walking in just in time to see Coric chugging both mugs at once: CORIC NO--
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superconfusedcoryn · 2 years
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Tonight I woke up from a very weird dream about doves, had a single thought, which was 'Rosencrantz and Guildenstern give off no gender vibes at all' and then went back to sleep.
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hog-zone · 6 months
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my ass on the week before christmas holidays is always like 'bro why are they making me work i should be Making Merry'
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fancy-fangs · 1 year
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Destiel and fish n chips is the exact same ship in different fonts. It is the same dynamic to a detail. No one convince me that I'm wrong.
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whileurmine · 7 months
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WHAT IS LOVE IF NOT SOMEONE COMING IN AND GOING 'oh no ur bleeding let me help' WHAT, TELL MEE!!! IS LOVE IF NOT HTAT!!!!!
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hotmothsummer · 5 months
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You’re all lucky I’m not involved in the transformers tumblr stuff and have my own personal echo chamber to say wild unrestrained bullshit otherwise you’d be getting posts like ‘omg Starscream my favorite femme boy girlfailure <3 I’d say he needs therapy if it didn’t seem like he’d try to launch psychological warfare on his potential therapist’ at least every one to two days
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waterfallfuu · 2 years
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Was Sakura a crybaby or did she cry the normal amount for a kid put in life or death situations?
Everyone’s always worried about her reactions. You need to be worried about Sasuke. That boy ain’t right.
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machinecreature · 9 months
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i swear ppl use the dead dove do not eat tag for anything other than loving missionary sex these days on ao3
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mrdrhenwardhykle · 6 months
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If Phone Guy was still alive up to 2015 he would really unironically like Pixels
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mythosmagic0 · 2 months
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Has anyone else went onto YouTube and 2x a fable smp video? It is the funniest shit ever honestly especially when it’s a scene with Rae or Enderian.
My favourite time doing it is the stronghold cutscene because Enderian walking and calling for Raza is so aggressive it’s funny.
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spocksgotemotions · 2 years
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this might not make any sense to anyone else but Quark and Robbie Rotten have the same vibes
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chaelinsbitch · 2 years
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Told a 13 year old kid today abt how he needs to fix his posture now or else doom will unleash upon him every single year after he turns 16. I have become the aunties I once despised
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wild-moss-art · 9 months
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This is why I read the reddit comments
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redsray · 13 days
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i love the trope of Bruce's kids being yoinked by different parent figures in their lives, and the kids knowing full well and using it to their advantage when they've got any problems with him.
Tim, pissed at Bruce: That's it, I'm staying with Shiva for the week. Cass is now my official sister 2/3 of the way.
Cass, grinning: Baby brother.
Jason, annoyed with Bruce (more than usual): 'Kay I'm gonna go bunker up with Talia for a bit before I put a bullet through you. Cya.
Damian: Say hi to her for me.
Jason, with finger guns on the way out: Will do.
Dick, needing a break from Bruce (again): If anyone needs me I'll be in Kansas.
Tim, nodding: Understandable.
Steph: Kansas?
Dick: I need Uncle Clark therapy.
Duke: Alright I'm gonna go crash at Jeff's for a bit.
Cass: B?
Duke: ... A bit overbearing. I'll tell Anissa you said hi.
Cass, grinning: Good. Bring back Grace's cookies.
Duke, laughing: Got it.
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