#I am seriously a menace

[notsocharmingmagician]

I wanna ask.. How did you discover SPM or have you known it since it came out?

Personally I encountered it through MOTI (Man On The Internet) after hearing the O'Chunks music :)

Really just wanted to know bc I don't see many ppl in the fandom and I absolutely adore the characters :3

!!!!!!! I found spm the same way!!!! I stumbled across MOTI’s covers from the game and immediately latched onto Dimentio and scavenged the Internet for content. I ended up finding lizadale’s tumblr and the next thing I knew I was obsessed. Very soon afterwards I discovered that I actually own the game. And had played up to chapter 5. And just didn’t remember ANY OF IT except Mimi being horrific and the O’Chunks fight. (How did I forget Dimentio?????? How dare I???? At least I didn’t have to remember Francis...)

I am so glad to know I’m not the only one who fell into this fandom through MOTI. It feels so weird when the game is 15 years old and I’ve only been into it for like 2 and half years (which, to be fair, is a pretty long time for my fandom obsessions). I always feel like a squishy little baby in this fandom because so many people played this game (and actually remembered it) when they were younger and have been into it for years.

....wait it’s only been 2 and half years? *looks at au list* *80 AUs stare back at me accusingly* good Grambi what have I done...

[cassandracain52]

Reverse trope

where instead of the Bats forgetting that they’re adopted (something actual adoptees do on occasion and is hilarious) they forget that some of them *cough Damian cough* aren’t

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Jason in the heat of a probably ridiculous argument: Yeah well YOU’RE adopted!

Tim just as invested in said argument: So are YOU! We all are!

Damian who had previously been quietly watching this unfold while he drank his tea: Actually I’m not

Tim and Jason who didn’t realize he was there but are already DoneTM: …… Damian continuing to sip his tea entirely unbothered: :)

Damian: Because I’m not an orphan-

Jason: ok, yoU KNOW WHAT-

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or like in their group texts (that we know they have thanks to Nightwing (2016) #79)

*Steph changed the group chat name to “Bruce Wayne’s Personal Orpanage”*

Jason: Really?

Steph: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Steph: It’s the truth Damian: Both my parents are very much alive

Steph: Shhh you don’t count

Cass: Mine too Duke: Technically so are mine

Barbara: I still have a dad so there’s that

Steph: YOU GUYS ARE RUINING THE JOKE

Tim: Stephanie aren’t BOTH of your parents alive???

Steph: KNOW WHAT? FINE

*Steph changed the group chat name to “The Technicality Police”*

Tim: well that’s more accurate at least

Steph: :)

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Damian in his 10th argument with Tim of the day: That’s- this is-

Tim in full Antagonizing Big Brother mode: I’m listening

Damian -a Gen Z and best friend to Jon Kent- extremely frustrated: This is such Motherless behavior!

Tim taken aback: [voice cracking] W-what-?

Damian who didn’t mean to say that but doubling down anyway because his bloodline doesn’t believe in admitting mistakes: THIS! This is such Motherless behavior!

The rest of the family who is also motherless: :O

Cass whose been spending way too much time with Meme Queen Stephanie Brown and not involved in the argument but finding it entertaining regardless: [nodding along seriously] Facts

Tim: [visibly betrayed] CASS WHAT-

A video copy of the interaction gets sent out anonymously to the entire family. Barbara is the prime suspect but there is no proof as of yet (and they will never find any)

Steph, Cass, and Duke continue to respond “Motherless behavior” everytime one of the bats does something they deem questionable/insane. It is said often

It only stops when one night in the middle of patrol. Batman is in full Dark Knight mode (possibly in the middle of threatening someone) and descends from the ceiling into the middle of a warehouse drug deal, dark cape billowing out behind him-

and Steph just automatically whispers “Motherless behavior” forgetting her com was still very much on

She immediately realizes what she said and frantically apologizes but it’s too late.

Bruce just- Blue Screens. Completely stunned into silence

Dick -who was unfortunate enough to be the one teamed up with Batman tonight- is fighting for his life to choke back his laughter

Jason doesn’t even try to stop his and has collapsed to his knees from lack of air from how hard he’s laughing. Cass try’s half heartedly patting his back to help to no avail

The criminals are terrified into surrender from The Red Hood just laughing hysterically at seemingly nothing while Batman just Stands There

Damian ends up being the only one still functioning enough to continue arresting everyone, though he is privately amused and strangely proud

Tim and Barbara have saved both the com recordings and cowl footage to at least three different servers and sent it to absolutely everyone before Batman even recovers

Duke finds out second hand the next morning and is furious he missed the chance to see it in person. He declares he is moving to the nightshift so it doesn’t happen again. (He is all talk and goes to bed by 9 pm)

Bruce bans the phrase for life and promises swift and server punishment to anyone who dares to use it again

[devilslittletritone]

Ranboo, whilst giving us a tour through the Generation Loss set and probably gesturing very excitedly: “So anyway here’s that nifty box you all killed me with!” :D

Us: D:

[djevelbl]

Storytime bc I can NOT keep this shit to just myself oh my god this is HILARIOUS

Ok so me my mum & dad we're talking about how children are different regardless of where they came from, right? and so my mum launches into a story (you know it's good when my mum, the beacon of memory in our household [seriously that woman forgets NOTHING] launches into a story):

She says as a set-up that my brother had one (1) temper-tantrum when he was preschool age and my father spanked him twice — he never had one ever again.

Then, it was my turn.

One day in preschool I, apparently, didn't wanna go home for whatever reason preschool-aged me thought was adequate for the occasion, and so I proceeded to have a temper-tantrum.

Quick context, I have a shitty ass memory and all I remember from things like preschool are like. two things and everything else I've been told — for example, I've been told many many times how I apparently had a deep seated hatred for this one little plasticy backpack/suitcase type combo that every time I had a temper-tantrum and I happened to bring it to school, bitch wouldn't leave the classroom without being banged against a couple walls at least.

So anyway, it's time to leave and I'm probably making my best impression of a radiation nuke alert going off; my dad's not having it tho — he tells me we're going home. I just wail harder.

Ofc, because he's himself and raised on a different mentality (not an excuse, just an explanation; don't lay harming hands on your kids ppl) he spanks me.

My answer?? I ran beneath the fucking school bus.

NOBODY could get me from beneath that bitch — my dad moved around that thing and I just scurried to the other side like an overzealous lizard, or maybe a rabid and feral raccoon; my grandma didn't even dare intervene, she knew this was a hopeless endeavor.

It took my mom noticing from her at-the-time job — which was close-by so she could sort-of see what was happening — to start leaving and think huh, the school bus ain't going home yet. wonder what's happening to get my havoc-wrecking ass hauled back home.

As my mom oh-so-eloquently put it: "she didn't even wanna go home with (dad), she had a murderous look every time the idea was brought up."

I was apparently basically UNINTELLIGIBLE when explaining the situation STILL FROM BENEATH THE FUCKING SCHOOL BUS, so the convo was something like:

Mom: what happened? Why are you beneath the school bus sweety??

Me: little child rabid noises, crying and screeching, it vaguely sounds like a velociraptor screaming actually

Mom: ok, and what did daddy do?

Me: even more unintelligible screeching oh my god is that even a language???

So yea, I was a rabid little preschooler huh

[tfwstherapist]

I may not look physically intimidating at first glance, but I can sprint full speed and climb trees in eight inch stilettos and I always carry a knife.

[dykrophone]

you should never shut up actually. keep talking

no. I need to be stopped

[spevvy]

THIS MAN MUST (NOT EVER) BE STOPPED SEND HELP

[khentkawes]

All I want for Christmas is...

...to utterly destroy the pornbot infestation and leave their corpses as a smoldering warning to future bots menaces!

[keikakudori]

Ever have your muse suddenly revive with all the force and power of getting slapped in the face with a bluefin tuna? Because that's how I feel right now. Aizen has awoken in full power. None of you are safe.

[deepfriedpaddymayne]

no more sand wrestling…. no more poetry guys….. no confrontation about fake family… no post episode 6 feels….. kills and maims i want my stupid wife back he deserves catharsis

ok I know it's not Monday anymore but this ask DID come in yesterday and the Terrible Discovery did happen on Monday so from now on I am instituting Missing Augustin Mondays on this blog, where every Monday I complain again about how unfair it is that they took my insane French twink from me and no one gets to be annoyed about it because it alliterates

[kakusu-shipping]

Cringetober day 1 - Heterochromia

I dunno what possessed me to do some weird sloppy coloring/lighting style, but it turned out alright for an hour of slapping things down and hoping they work.

[piraterefrigerator]

I will not TOUCH water all day and then go to bed and chug two bottles like a dying woman

[idungoofed]

Me when he growled: horny mode ✨activated✨

[futureghost97]

not to sound like a goddamn millennial but I just. remembered that jeggings exist? bitch I lived in them during college. it’s a fucking sin that I can’t wear them at work. I think I’m gonna test my newfound job security and invest in a pair and start wearing them after the winter break.

[rowanwolf]

I really need to quit adding everything ever to my drafts and going, "Yeah, I'll tag that and add it to my queue later." That is a lie. I am lying to myself every time I say that. I have 97 posts on this blog right now. (This post will be #98.) I have 191 posts in my drafts. @.@

[myalchod]

Bringing back the fic ideas list for 2023. Not that I’ll have time for it once the work year gets properly spinning (guess what I’m ignoring today and will regret tomorrow), but the heart wants what it wants, and it’s most likely going to poke at the brain until it cooperates ….