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I love the different ways Julian will look at Garak because sometimes he looks at him with the exasperation of a long-suffering husband of 20 years and other times he looks at him like Garak painted the night sky and hung the stars and the moon and you can see him falling in love all over again
and I love the way Garak looks at Julian cause sometimes he looks at him like he literally wants to eat him alive and other times he looks at Julian like he is the most precious thing in the known universe and you know that he genuinely believes that that's exactly what Julian is
#star trek: ds9#julian bashir#elim garak#otp: I need to know that someone forgives me#I am. tipsy#and editing the last chapter of face to face#so I am in my feelings about them
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aus/fics i wanna see but don't really want to write: astarion edition
The Dark Urge redeemed themselves after their lover ascended and left him. Years later, they're brought back to Baldur's Gate to stop him from wreaking havoc on everything and destroying the last parts of the city and friends that they loved.
Astarion x Tav/Durge who is not conventionally attractive and might be a little bit of an eldritch horror
Astarion dealing with the chronic pain from the scars on his back
Monster Hunter AU - Pre-Tadpole, Tav/OC/Durge wants to kill Cazador
Astarion falls in love with a paladin that he met and pissed off two hundred years ago
Astarion with a Tav/Durge who truly has the most abysmal social skills known to mankind, to the point where it renders him speechless and unsure if his seductions are working at all
Bard!Tav who Astarion would lurk around constantly pre-game to listen to their music because it comforted him and now they're reuniting
Urchin!Tav who calls Astarion out on just how. fucking awful he is. in act one constantly. They hate him so so so much, and he's convinced they're going to find a way to get him killed except they don't. They keep him fed and when he doesn't want to do stuff he doesn't have to do it
More Monk Tavs :))) i like monks, i think they're neat
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had sex with a seamstress last night, after which when we were lying there talking, she took some strands of hair from each of us off the sheets and braided them together into a thread, and then before she left she told us she takes bits of hair from all her lovers and stitches them into a patch in the lining of her coat 'for luck in future love'. it's sort of romantic in a haunted doll kind of way. which btw, she also makes dolls with the hair that accumulates in her hair brush, and felts little creatures out of her cats' fur, habits she got from her grandmother who was into hairwork, a hobby i did not know existed still in our modern years. anyways. hi everybuddy. if you never hear from me again i've been turned into a trinket for her collection
#another hex on my pussoire why not. weird-woman pussy is like catnip to me i just cannot resist.#she drank more wine than i've ever seen a human interact with and did not seem tipsy or affected in any way#i am assuming that is the québécoise element of her or perhaps that she is indeed some sort of apparition. time will tell.#boyfriend was like ''i know this weird woman who makes wedding dresses as a hobby—'' say no more my love call her up#jj stuff
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Solavellan baby be upon ye
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Doctor Who rewatch ➜ one gifset per episode
↳02.01 - New Earth
+bonus enamored Doctor:
#dwedit#tenedit#rosetyleredit#bpiperedit#dredits#timepetals#doctor who#timelordgifs#dwgif#dwgifs#scifigifs#scifiedits#tvedit#tvgifs#filmtv#usergif#mine*#dw*#**#dwrewatch*#tenth doctor#rose tyler#i am tipsy#this has taken me so long#literally days#and there's so many gifs??#i can't be trusted with ps anymore#take it away
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Obsessed with how buggy kept his apprenticeship with Roger a secret. You'd think a guy who calls himself flashy would be as vocal as possible about his captain, the adventures they had, his connection to an emperor. But no, he never talked about it, and it's not just because he's a coward.
Buggy stayed in the same sea where his captain was killed for over a decade, the weakest sea in the world. He sought a lesser treasure no one cared about, terrorized small towns that couldn't fight back, didn't stay in contact with his former crew. These aren't the actions of a man seeking fame and fortune. If anything, he was actively sweeping himself under the rug of history.
Buggy wasn't biding his time in east blue, he was hiding. And now we know he was hiding because he didn't believe he deserved to chase his real dreams when Shanks existed, who had so much potential. So he stayed stagnant and comfortable in his little corner of the world, pretending he was satisfied, until a rubber boy jolted him out of his complacency, wearing a familiar straw hat...
#one piece#buggy the clown#shuggy#shanks#i am tipsy and in my feelings bruh... the clown... they gave him so much character development.. my god...#op spoilers#write up
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I was inspired from on high (Patreon)
#DDoodles#Shitpost#Dan and Phil#UT#Handplates#Gaster#What a tag combo lol#POV: You insulted the Dreemurrs#The G in LGBT stands for Gaster now you know#AroAce skelefam supremacy lol - the whole skeleton family tree are aroace we love them for that <3#Someday I'll write that essay proper about why all my faves are aro/ace to some capacity lol#For now it's goofs and gaffs#Literally As Soon as they both played these cards - I am so thankful to Phil for making an ace joke to the + honestly#Nothing drives me up the wall more than ''A is for Ally'' like no tf it is not thank you <3 If you must you can have a second A but come on#So the + ace joke primo excellent thank you#Dan was immensely correct for his addition tho - made it too perfect I immediately saw Gaster's grumpy face about it#I see him everywhere............... (lol)#Extremely excellent and correct choices leading to an inspiration this is why I watch them religiously#Definitely no other reasons like they're a bright spot in this dark world always deriving joy and light#Gaster also fits that bill huh - too many beautiful lads out there really thank you <3#Alright enough silliness for now#Love yous#<Oh you can barely tell that I was tipsy while writing these tags lol
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I truly believe in my heart of hearts that when Steve gets past like...25 years old he puts on a good amount of weight, gives up on contacts, and becomes the thick, hairy man he was always meant to be.
And he fucking loves it.
In fact, I think when someone points out the way his body has changed he gives them the nastiest, most confused stink eye and basically says "and what about it?"
Steve actually becomes even more confident than before because not only does he love the new look, but the guy he's been almost-something with for the last five years can't seem to get enough of him. That first summer of Steve's new body after a productive winter, Steve shows up to the first group swim day with shorts just this side of too tight, tortoiseshell glasses, and a hearty chest covered in hair and Eddie very promptly trips on nothing and stays there on the ground for a full 7 minutes coming to terms with Steve's unprecedented levels of hotness.
#steddie#fanfiction#kind of#drable#steve harrington#eddie munton#I am tipsy and Joe Keery's chest hair is the love of my life#as Steve's chest hair is Eddie's one true love#dreamer speaks
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anyone else get cuteness aggression whenever they see james mcavoys charles….. like i have to pace around the room everytime i see him (your art is not helping. /pos)
i can think of one (1) mate who also gets cuteness aggression
#xmen#xmen movies#charles xavier#cherik#professor x#erik lehnsherr#magneto#snap sketches#i am moderately tipsy so idk if this looks right. he looks right to me right now i think yeah he looks good ill post it#ANYWAY tahnk you:) i hope my art contributes to Not Being Normal about charles in any capacity#ask earlier about erik's face getting oevrshadowed reminded me i can draw one of my fave things for film erik too#drawing this did make me wanna rewatch first class tho ... 'snap how many times have you rewatched first class'#its a new month ok im allowed to rewatch it five times if i want to#i never draw fc charles .. i miss him sometimes mcavoy in general's fun to doodle#when speak no evil came out i was too stupid excited to doodle paddy after watchin the movie but this aint about him. we're MOVING ON#im gonna go start doodlin somethin goofy bye bye ill be back Whenever
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It’s kind of infuriating how good Apollo’s arc is in TOA. Like, why am I crying tears of pride over the piss boy? Get your bisexual ass out of here.
#trials of apollo#toa#apollo#apollo cabin#percy jackson#I was tipsy when I wrote this last night#I am posting it and maybe deleting later lmao
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“tommy” sounds so good from evan’s mouth because he’s been inside of it so many times
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People try too hard to make Curly an active participant in Jimmy's abuse. Isn't the whole point that he's passive in everything Jimmy does? Abuse occurs because he actively doesn't do anything? Not to call someone out or be mean, but I saw a post saying Anya's ID being in Curly's locker at the beginning shows that he intended to prevent Anya from filing an HR report and I disagree. I get where that interpretation is coming from, but I think it's a little uncharitable. I don't like being too kind to Curly because he's like...a morally mid dude at best lol But if we're going by the HR report interpretation, I would say it's more likely he requested Anya's ID in order to file an HR report on her behalf. After all, the only way to contact Pony (that we see) is in the cockpit, he's the Captain, and Pony Express sucks bad so I wouldn't put it past them to only allow the Captain to use the communication device thing. As we see before, Curly is the only one able to use tools around the ship that you would think other employees could use (ex. Swansea should be able to use the axe if he's the repair guy. Idk why they'd need an ax but that falls under manual labor which Swansea is designated for as the mechanic/fixer dude. But it has to go through Curly). I never got the vibe that Curly moved to actively protect Jimmy. He just lets things happen without say a word; Jimmy walks all over him, and by extension, the whole crew. I get why people would think that because he gives the whole "Hey Jimmy, we can get through this together, bud" spiel right before the crash. This part interests me a lot because there's so many ways to interpret Curly's intentions there. My interpretation is that Curly is on autopilot mode. The responses seem so stilted in comparison to Jimmy's. Like it's the kind of thing Curly's said before again and again and again when Jimmy's gotten in trouble. However, as others previously pointed out, I don't think Curly ever dealt with Jimmy doing something this irredeemable. He doesn't know how to respond, so he just goes for the default "You've gotten through tough situations before. Work through it one step at a time." Like the response is lame af lol I think he was in shock; he was scared (and just so I can say it one more time: he's super lame).
Anyway, this is way longer than I intended and I've said things a billion people have already stated. But uhhh tldr the whole point of Curly's character is he's passive; he never acts. He just watches. Making him an active participant in the abuse by taking actions to cover for Jimmy (like preventing Anya from filing an HR report) defeats the purpose of his character. He's a bystander.
#and I'm defining active as in like consciously taking actions to help Jimmy cover his tracks and stuff like that#because I know being passive can be seen as the same thing as actively participating in the abuse (which i agree with)#I just mean I don't think he's actually intending to help Jimmy by doing anything for him like taking Anya's ID away with nefarious purpose#I just didn't get that vibe#again I just thought he sucked lol like he just does nothing#so idk I just don't vibe when people make him too into helping Jimmy if that makes sense? I think it destroys the grayness of his character#they will never make me have a strong opinion of you Curly#but he is fine as hell ok lol I am not immune to buff blonde man#also like I hope this doesn't come off as mean to the person I'm referencing with the ID take if they see it#I just was thinking about their interpretation and was like ehhh i don't know if i agree and wanted to respond on my lil side account ;p#mouthwashing#curly mouthwashing#captain curly#anya mouthwashing#jimmy mouthwashing#ok and I could see people saying he actively covers for him by doing the psych eval for him and being like uhhhh good enough lmao#but to me that's him trying to placate any issues between crewmembers on his ship esp. when it comes to Jimmy#which just falls under the bystander thing because he'll do the bare minimum to keep things peaceful#but when it comes to doing anything he's just like whelp idk what I can do and just stands there#he's so cool#ok also I realize they need the ax for the foam I just forgot about that lmao#i was a little tipsy when I wrote this plz forgive hahaha I just meant like an ax isn’t like normally in a mechanic’s tool kit lmao#adding a link to the Twitter post I mention so people can refer back to it if they’d like
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Just...these acts of love. 🥹
Sylus —
He sees a beautiful dress and automatically thinks of you, so he sets out to order a custom one with your exact measurements. You just know he is already picturing you in the dress, already imagining how beautiful you look. Quite possibly, he would want to take you out somewhere special so you could wear this dress by his side, but the thing he would love the most is seeing your pretty smiles and knowing he is able to make you happy.
Zayne —
Even when he is away, he is still taking care of you. He wants to let you rest, wants to make sure you eat on time, and most importantly, he doesn't want you to feel bad or guilty over anything innocuous like sleeping in, especially when he understands how overworked you are. He is appreciative of the small moments, always grateful for the time spent with you no matter how mundane it may seem. Every little moment is a cherished new memory for him.
Rafayel —
The daily walks, the seashells! The private conversations, shared laughter, witnessing the same natural wonders by the sea. The way he describes things makes it seem like you are reliving the memories with him. Feeling the sand between your toes, the water gently lapping at your feet, smelling the sea salt air. No matter how many walks you take together, they will all be unique and hold a special place in his heart. The little seashells you find along the shore may seem like nothing special to others, but to him, they are priceless treasures.
Xavier —
Having meals together no matter what, no matter where. Good company makes the food even more delicious, and while it's a known fact that he has a huge appetite, he wants to make sure you eat well, too. Even if you are in a bad mood, even if you are upset, having something delicious will turn that frown upside down. While you are with him, the daily worries disappear because the only thing that matters now is the present, the delicious food you two share together, and the memories that come with it.
#love and deepspace#love and deepspace sylus#love and deepspace zayne#love and deepspace rafayel#love and deepspace xavier#love and deepspace x reader#sylus x reader#zayne x reader#rafayel x reader#xavier x reader#I WAS DRINKING TONIGHT AND AM NOW TIPSY AND EMOTIONAL#oh god i love our beautiful men with their beautiful hearts#remember#you all deserve the love you give#pls don't ever settle for less than your worth#i just wanted to kick their asses in kitty cards#but i also want to smooch them and make cookies for them#god god can you hear me#asking for the bare minimum really#🥺
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I am thinking tonight of Edward Little and the chains in his face -- because they're watch fobs. There are multiple different chains, and surely more than he would have had. Did he collect the chains from his dead companions? Did he add to his adornment as they died? And the symbolism of the watch chains pulling open his eyes, so he couldn't close them, always on duty, on watch. And -- as the last one left, he did watch. He watched all of them die, despite everything, unable to save them. But unable to go off duty until his captain came to relieve him.
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You know, this is not the Star Wars x Star Trek comparison I would have thought I'd make in a million years until I watched TOS and discovered just how skewed the pop culture osmosis version of TOS is, but...
"Operation: Annihilate":
MCCOY [looking at Sam Kirk's corpse]: Is this your brother, Jim? KIRK: Sam. It is my brother. Was my brother. MCCOY: I'm sorry, Jim. The boy's unconscious, but he's still alive. KIRK: Peter? MCCOY: I'd better get the boy and his mother back to the ship. I can't do much for them down here. KIRK: Get ready to beam up. MCCOY: McCoy to Enterprise. Prepare to beam up party of four. SPOCK: Captain, I understand how you must— KIRK: Yes. Yes, Mr. Spock. You heard my sister-in-law say something about they being here. Your guess?
A New Hope:
WILLARD: When we heard about Alderaan, we feared the worst. LEIA: We have no time for sorrows, Commander. You must use the information in this R2 unit to help plan the attack.
#somewhere there's an interdimensional bar where leia is like 'of course i'm fine. i can solve so many problems. over and over and over#as long as i never stop i'm the most scarily competent person around and i definitely am never going to stop'#and an equally tipsy kirk is like 'wow i feel exactly the same. no better cure for my problems than other people's problems!'#[an hour of saurian brandy later] leia: and then - you know - you're the main eyewitness and everyone wants you to talk about it#then they try to forget the rest of the time because it's hard for THEM even though it was YOUR home and family that got slaughtered#kirk: RIGHT and if you don't bring it up it's like 'i guess you forgot' and not your duties as a leader taking priority over brooding#leia: it's not like you can let people looking up to you see weakness. that's how you lose everything and die alone and the empire wins#kirk: exactly!#anghraine babbles#star wars#star peace#star trek: the original series#tos: s1#tos: operation annihilate#leia organa#james t kirk#c: who do i have to be#cw genocide#for the tags!
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Smiles are so cute and laughs are so cute and they’re also kinda hot and I feel about them normally I think especially when someone smiles and their nose scrunches up with it or when they throw their head back when they laugh or when their shoulders lift a little with a half laugh or when their eyebrows do that little curve up or when-
#This definitely isn’t written with anyone in particular in mind#/the same applies for several people oKay/#I don’t think I’m tipsy but I am really tired and that may be an influencing factor in me posting this#Y’all can bully me for being down bad later#personal#not directly tk but this is undoubtedly connected to that in my brain
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