#I can’t handle spice

[britcision]

My friends of Dungeon Meshi

I have a gift for you and it is IRL Laios and Senshi

Someone gave this lovely Korean couple a supermarket that will sell them American cheese 100 slices at a time and I just… yeah it’s them

They have also acquired ostrich eggs and on the one hand they are the perfect people to have them and I’m delighted they did but on the other hand it does feel like someone should be trying to stop them

Not succeeding. Just… trying

I now feel a very visceral understanding for Marcille and Chilchuck’s experience because I am watching in mild horror but I would also have no choice but to try it given the chance

Note: if you’re gonna be a chickenshit about unusual ingredients you haven’t eaten before your Laios or Senshi fan card will immediately be revoked I do make the rules

There’s a bunch of fascinating things they’re doing with tripe and organs and things I’ve never eaten and absolutely none of it gives me the visceral urge to run of boiling noodles in American cheese

Also their mayo is in The World’s Worst Squeeze Bottle it looks like tentacles and it gives me inverse ASMR so watch with caution for shit to get weird but none of you are gonna embarrass this fandom by saying something like “oh gross guts”

The channel is called Try To Eat and I’m not gonna lie I have complete faith in their abilities to eat absolutely anything they want to

[the-whispers-of-death]

Just thinking about John Price and you going out to an Indian restaurant and him trying to impress you by ordering a dish that's relatively very spicy (in terms of British spice levels) and him just drinking glasses (entire glasses) of water in between bites while you just sit there, happily eating the same dish at the same spice level and thinking it's rather mild.

Reblogs are welcomed & appreciated!

[incorrect-spideytorch]

Peter: What do you think about spicing things up?

Johnny: Pete, you know I can’t eat spicy food.

Peter: I meant in the bedroom.

Johnny: I can’t eat spicy food anywhere, idiot.

[comfortmovies]

How has he literally just gone through the torture of having to eat so much spicy chicken and still manage to be this charming, goofy and cute 🥹

[not-a-real-fan]

Plotting a DCxAsoiaf crossover primarily to feed my Jason Todd obsession loosely inspired by details within the three references below.

My heart just wants to give my oc someone to arch her back and Jason needs someone to get his too. Im playing with the idea of Lazarus pits being gateways between worlds or realities and instead of being pulled out of the pit by Talia Jason is lost in the ruins of Old Valyria. This occurs at the point of my ocs timeline where she just happens to be in Valyria and coincidentally they stumble upon each other while sheltering from remnants of the Doom. There’s some scavenging and many allusions to the Bloodraven and such. Set in Westeros/Essos before the events of the book 266Ac-280Ac ish. I haven’t decided if I want to dive into the original plot or not but GRRM set up a massive world to explore and there’s plenty of story potential outside the primary locations.

Inspired by:

[23victoria]

LEWIS HAMILTON ON HOT ONES IM SO FUCKING READYYY!!!

[akkivee]

oh i am about to eat up—

[mossflower]

i fucked uppppp

[detentiontrack]

I’m going to make a breakfast burrito for dinner

[dearreader]

okay, i can’t handle seeing anymore m*tty shit tonight cause i feel like i’m about to cry

[alllll-aboard]

Pepperoni is spicy to you?

…White boy

I did not say pepperoni was spicy! I said I get it if I am feeling spicy! I am the spicy one! Me!

[snek-disappearedagain]

Curry

Today I made and tried Curry for the first time! It was really good and I can see why it’s Jamil’s favorite food

I will now present to you a picture of Jamil looking at the curry and a picture of the curry

[dykesynthezoid]

My local thai restaurant on doordash has this glitch where it will only let you select “medium” or “spicy” for the spice level, and you literally can’t order an item without selecting one or the other; but their food is, of course, delicious, so I’ve just been sorta Dealing with it

[lovesuplex]

got back on the dating apps last week and once again i realize it’s soul draining pour moi… not that i expect anything to come out of it(im very well loved already tbh, and i really enjoy my solitude) but i still have this cute summer romance that floats in my head often, a nebulous concept reminiscent of the song from grease… and eh eh by lady gaga

[meeda]

I’m making that stew again tonight for my friend it was soooooo good

[rorygilmre]

“i’m a polish boy, that’s a lot of heat for me” SO TRUE ANTONI.