#I don’t know anymore

[paper-lilypie]

detachment || disconnection

[purpleghoul87]

I’m losing my mind

[solazu1]

Idk, I would say I have no more shame from these posts but I do

[sebbyisland]

Can a radio station and a TV channel really fall in love

[paul-ster]

Idk

Ponyboy: Are you a smart fella? Or a fart smella?

Darry: I should’ve given you to a boys home.

GUYS IM KIDDING PLEASE 😭😭😭😭

[detectivemugs-arts]

Wally Darling and Howdy Pillar in an Autumn scene.

[probablynoposts]

This just popped into my head when I saw your color Yuu design @remturtle

Yes, I reused my Monster!Vil drawing

[towost]

hey @misscornelius!

snuggling :]

[a-conspicuous-leaf]

Sometimes the creature you catch living in your basement has a few wild insider scoops on the world of cryptozoology

Closeups under the cut

[amongdetectiveking-or-qu33n]

I feel like I’m losing my friends one by one. Why? Because I say the most stupidest things and I push them to do stuff they probably don’t want to do. I already lost two friends because of it…..I don’t think before I act. I only do the things that come right to my head. My irl friends tell me all the time to think. And what do I do? Don’t think. Just do. I hate myself for it and I don’t know if anyone likes me anymore…

[purrioscereal]

what is this suppose to mean

(wow holy actual shit is that scary barry from the hit roblox game break in 2 story))

[teecupangel]

Modern boyband AU :) Bill raised Desmond to be a idol to try and beat an old rival (idk, Vidic?) who manages an idol group called the Templars. Because this training is kind of insane (and William sucks), Desmond runs away and meets Altair, Ezio, and Ratonhnhake:ton when they're panicking about their tenor going missing right before a show, and Desmond walks by singing idly under his breath, so they grab him and offer him a place to stay if he'll help them out.

Something, something, boatload of tropes, they all end up dating Desmond and William foams at the mouth because his perfect son is singing on his own terms and not conforming to the image that he wants him to be.

Anyways Desmond's tenor, Altair and Ezio are baritone, and Ratonhnhake:ton is bass. Their harmonies are to die for and all their shows are sold out. Who was the missing guy? idk take your pick this is just to spite that #I will not make a boyband AU tag of yours lmao

From @saberamane

I'd read a boyband AU...

… Alright, you guys want a boyband AU, here, have some ideas… (Let’s be completely clear though, there was a comment in Eagle of Masyaf about how Desmond there is like the MC of Debut or Die so this will be more of a boyband-idol fusion XD)

So, how about instead of Bill being an idol manager…

Desmond was born as the son of one of the most famous opera singer, William Miles, who married a world-renowned ballet dancer. His entire life, he’s had lessons in both opera singing and ballet but Bill’s expectations were too much for a young child and he ran away when he was a teenager.

That didn’t mean he didn’t love to sing or dance, it’s just that… he didn’t like opera singing and ballet because of the childhood he had.

The same thing still happens, Desmond gets recruited out of the blue by Altaïr, Ezio, and Ratonhnhaké:ton because their fourth member left them just when they finally got an audition that could change their lives. They tried to get drunk (well, Ezio anyway) to commiserate when they heard Desmond singing softly on his break (they went out of the bar to get some air before Altaïr kicked someone’s ass for not getting the clue and stop hitting on him… or maybe the dude was hitting on Ratonhnhaké:ton? They didn’t know anymore). So they got Desmond to join them in auditioning because, fuck it, they were all varying levels of drunk at that point and he’s cute and he sounds really, really good, and…

Some promises might have been made, Ezio might have offered his first child, Altaïr might have kabedon Desmond and Ratonhnhaké:ton was pretty sure they were alternating between hitting on Desmond and begging him to join their boyband (Fucking Aquilus, getting married at such a crucial time).

Desmond agreed because the three of them were pathetic drunk hot dudes begging for help and Desmond didn’t really think it would be that big of a deal.

… It was.

They nailed the audition and got signed in for a 2-year contract with Amun Entertainment and Desmond gets swept into the limelight of being in a boyband/idol.

Although, due to propriety, this did mean that William Miles can’t publicly condone his runaway son’s actions and simply comments that his son is 'independent' and that 'he is watching the path his son had chosen' which, really, Desmond knew as a threat.

And Desmond continues to be part of the boyband because it’s a big ‘fuck you’ to William Miles and if there’s anything Desmond inherited from his mother (other than being limber), it's her pettiness.

Unorganized Ideas:

The audition was headed by Layla Hassan who quit her job in Abstergo Entertainment and went straight to Amun Entertainment to bring the idea of making a multitalented boyband (“You mean one of those kpo-” “Don’t say it! You’ll jinx us!”) and it’s hastily put together to beat Abstergo’s own plan (which is led by Sofia Rikkin). So Desmond’s boyband group actually debuted three months before Abstergo’s.

While Layla is more or less their manager, Shaun, and Rebecca are her assistants with Shaun taking care of logistics while Rebecca is more of an all-rounder (and she’s in charge of their social media accounts).

They start off with songs and dances but all of them have some kind of side gig that’s meant to be part of their appeal and plays on their strength (and the ‘persona’ they have on stage). During the peak of their career, Ratonhnhaké:ton has his own nature mini-documentary (with streaming services trying to get more seasons even before the latest season has finished airing), Ezio is known as the king of romcom, Altaïr has an educational show that’s aimed at adults (but let’s be honest, it’s aimed at his thirsty fans) with topics ranging from history to technological advancement and Desmond is, strangely enough, known for playing morally grey characters in drama shows.

William Miles is a tenor like his son. His wife is retired now and has a protege by the name of Galina.

Haytham is still a deadbeat dad but he buys every merch and watches everything Ratonhnhaké:ton is on in secret. Grandpappy Edward has no patience for secrecy and all the fans know he’s Ratonhnhaké:ton’s number one fan.

The Auditores are rich and Ezio’s siblings have varying success with Federico taking over their father’s position in Auditore Banks, Claudia being known as a socialite who has investments in a lot of things and Petruccio being in college to be a doctor.

Not much is known of Altaïr’s past other than he’s an orphan. He does seem to have a groupchat with two of his childhood friends (the three of them grew up in the same orphanage) with one of them (the youngest) being a very supportive friend bordering on stalker-ish level of being a fan.

All the fans like to joke about how Desmond is the baby of the group even though Ratonhnhaké:ton is the youngest. There’s a lot of shipping going on and it’s part of their appeal but a lot of shippers ship Desmond with one of them (or more) because of how he’s the baby that everyone takes care of or always indulges.

They do keep their relationship a secret and any slips are noted by the fans as them baiting their shippers.

Nobody planned for the baiting but, dear god, Layla’s gonna milk it, that’s for damn sure.

This does mean that they have to cater to everyone. So if there’s gonna be a duet with Desmond in it, they’ll release three duets so everyone gets a… slice of the pie.

This does mean a lot more work for Desmond but he doesn’t mind because singing and dancing with his lovers are always fun, especially since they get to decide the composition, lyrics, and choreography themselves.

The tabloids do like to talk about their nonexistent love lives with women, especially Ezio since he does have a lot of leading ladies thanks to all those romcoms but they just ignore that.

They have matching rings that are meant to mark how they’re officially with Desmond but since it’s all four of them, their fans assume they’re meant to be matching rings of friendship and a lot of fans have replica rings to show their support (and their bias).

[wisecrackingeric-2]

Me when I find out about the Soviet Union and nuclear warefar

[gloalnie]

Portia forcing Cousin Jack to pass the title of Baron and the money inheritance to the first son of any of the 3 Featherington P’s and Penelope being the first having Colin’s child is canon or fanfic??? 🤔

[neptunes-saddest-alien]

Every single time I drive a car I want nothing more than to make it my last .

[ivyppoison]

chloe moriondo is literally my girlfriend