Not to be dramatic, but if we were mutuals and you ever popped up in my notifications with a silly tag even once I've thought about you every day, even if we never spoke, and want to let you know that I wish nothing but the best for you forever.
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* Geto sitting on a bed of a love hotel hearing the sound of a door opening*
Geto: " you actually came I was starting to think you wouldn’t wait what are you wearing?"
* gojo wearing a monkey onesie *
Gojo: " what don’t I look sexy? I thought it was normal to dress up like animals for something like this "
Gojo: " besides you’re the one who’s obsessed with calling non sorcerers monkeys I thought it was very fitting for you "
Geto: " satoru.. *sighs *
Gojo: " what? How about you call me monkey G. satoru haha get it? What! That was funny "
Geto: " I’m going to go I think that’s for the best "
Gojo: " wait?! Are we not going to bang? "
Geto: " this is kinda of a turn off satoru "
Gojo: " well you don’t know what I’m wearing underneath~ besides this hotel is expensive we could just hang out watch a movie or something like we use to! "
Geto: " yeah I would like that I am starting to get curious about what’s underneath that onesie though "
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James Potter would be a king of dad jokes but instead he quickly switched to dead jokes
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Following the PaperTrail to Tural
A Paper Menphina Side Quest
In which Paper Menphina helps Not!Marie NieR Reincarnation retrieve her novelty wine glass of doom and destruction while 2 Pictomancers are just happy to be included for once. i don't know how this always happens but i guess i gave paper menphina a canon story now? hey, and maybe i will reveal it one day!!! probably not
i'm probably doing wuk lamat, erenville and [whoever else i liked] after the expansion just in case somebody gets to change out of his work clothes...
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ok i am sorry i am thinking about the breakup whumpshot thing again now bc i posted that and i need yall to know that ravenstan goes to pour jersey some gatorade at one point and it's specifically the fruit punch flavor which kyle says is his favorite. and stan knows this ofc ( did he subconsciously buy the red gatorade instead of the blue one which is his fave bc he was thinking abt jers...hmmm ) so he just snickers and shakes his head n goes "of course it is." and jersey is like "excuse me, what the hell is that supposed to mean?!" and stan, making the lamest joke ever is like "well, you know because you're..." *mimes throwing a punch* "and you're" *mimes doing The Gay Hand* aND IT MAKES KYLE LAUGH SO HARD THAT HIS BROKEN ASS RIBS START HURTING AND STAN IS LIKE AAASORRYSORRYSORRY
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That’s alpey’s job anyway (jabari then gets an abortion)
HELP
they are 'not' even dating, let alone got to the baby making part, and yet alpey is 100% ready to support Jabari through this situation that he does not know is fake and funny
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I spent like a week crafting perfectly tailored insults for Casey Jones to say, only to remember that she canonically thinks, "Yeah, they're even lamer than before!" is, and I quote, "The sickest of burns!" Now I'm a lot less worried about the cheesiness of the beautiful insults she says.
Have I mentioned that I love her?
Anyway, I don't want to get your hopes up too much... but soon. Very soon. I'm hoping within the next week, but we shall see. Soon....
HAHAHA YES! Im so ready for her. And you’re so right, like everyone in rise she’s a little cringe. And we love her for that.
Ohohoho chapter soon? I will wait patiently. Ive been keeping myself busy by cooking, so no rush.
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F1 and all the marketing departments have to try and make Max look better because he's one of the faces of the sport. Whether we like or not, he's probably going to win like ~90% of the races for like the next 2 years unless a miracle happens. With that comes the idea from the F1 paddock shoves down our throats about how all these records being broken are good for the direction of the sport (and that's another rant for another day). They have no choice but to make the man winning the biggest prizes of the sport look better. Max doesn't have as many redeeming qualities as other drivers so the social media admins have to put in extra work. And the extra work is paying off because it's fooling a lot of people!
Everyone has seen how since the post-summer break, we have seen an increase of Lestappen content on official F1 media. They can't satisfy the fans with the on track action, but they have to keep people engaged somehow. And of course it's gonna work. The repetition easily influences people. Charles and Max are acquaintances at best but not to a lot of y'all. I use ship names because it's easier to tag duos that way, but some of y'all genuinely believe that they could be more than friends. And that's WILD to me. I don't see much of a point on discussing whether or not romantic fanfiction about real people should be a thing or not. But a least put a little bit of truth into your fan-cannons! Max is and will always be a dickhead because people enabled that behavior!
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