#I feel like cheating honestly it's THAT BAD

[berrinlee]

🩸- anon here with a few more silly ideas. (I’m a masc person so most of these are from a masc perspective:((( )

Logan and Goth older brother reader, kind of like Sunshine X Cerberus, but in the phantom realm? Readers the terrified one. And then Logan takes the protective role of :3

Ashlyn with a tap/acro dancer, friendly competition of different dance styles. Or a martial artist, I say this because if you’ve ever been in a dance studio that does multiple styles, the friendly beef is CRAZZYYY

Ben with either really short chaotic reader or a reader who’s taller then him and is the dad friend, bro is prepared for everything^2

Tyler with a Shakespeare quoting theatre kid, overly flirty and all (with consent ofc) they’re so gay for eachother

I literally can’t view Taylor dating someone who’s masc, but best ship I think is girlboss (Taylor) X girl failure, like fem reader is clumsy, bad at school, but in phantom realm? She’s the one hunting the phantoms down

Aiden… GOD AIDEN WITH A CHILDHOOD FRIEND HE TRIED TO MIMICK? BC HE WAS JUST SO COOL, AND AIDEN WANTED TO BE COOL LIKE HIM??? AUGHHH

no idea if this is a request, i assume not. but i’ll involve this with the misc list since i throw in my own ideas and a whole ass rant.

LOGAN. sunshine x cerberus would be the funniest thing ever because it reminds me of rodrick heffley. so lots of bonus points if goth older brother is a HUGE tease and does music. i feel like it’d be fun for goth!reader and aiden vs tyler with that personality i’m going for. just imagining goth laughing and encouraging taylor to record them; even provoking aiden and tyler when they’re all grumpy. but side effect: VERY IGNORANT PERSON if they were not involved with the phantom world, they would tease logan about the whole thing; even in public. which would cause serious problems like accidentally outing them and causing suspicions. if they were involved with the phantom world, they would react the same way tyler did but start a whole argument with tyler using tons of different insults. (bonus: actually very loving towards logan. does not care if their teasing goes too far but would protect logan with his fucking life.)

ANOTHER BONUS! in the band au, goth!reader would def help logan with his eyeliner (only did it when he noticed how half-assed logan’s make up was.)

ASH. at first, would most likely find the competition weird. if you made playful competitive jokes when you first meet her, she’d most likely be confused with your tone. are you making fun of her? are you trying to fight? are you joking? honestly kind of like another aiden x ashlyn if he was a dancer.. turns into a taylor x ash dynamic if we make this competitive little fella a good comforter. that’s absolutely adorable. at some point ash will find the playfulness easing her; sometimes irritated when you accuse her of “cheating” in the playful competition which is… most definitely not possible. if sbg were to be a musical, just imagine these two having a song where ash has to keep up with tap/acro dancer; most likely a “the other side” from the greatest showman type of song ngl.

BEN. would have such a fun personality if there was another dude who was way taller and was more of a dad figure. huge idol for ben honestly. yk the scene where ash compliments him for his good “first aid skills” or wtv and he blushes? imagine him always blushing everytime dad friend!reader compliments him or pats him on the head telling him that he did such a good job and that he’s proud. ben would hate showing his anger issues more towards dad friend!reader because he feels something in him that he doesn’t want to disappoint dad friend!reader. when they first met, he’d be way more timid because i like to think dad friend!reader would be a yapper but more of a calm one. would find it absolutely awkward being around dad friend!reader but finds so much comfort when dad friend!reader does something father-like (finds himself agreeing with dad friend!reader a lot and mindlessly following him while also throwing in his ideas.)

BONUS: picks up random habits that dad friend!reader does

TYLER. would find it absolutely ridiculous if a kid were to quote Shakespeare to him. but get this guy in a grumpy mood and tell him a shakespeare quote him? now you’re just being annoying. THOUUGHHHHH this guy seems to be keeping those words? oh m ygod just imagine reader getting upset and he pulls up with a shakespeare quote and he gets all shy when you tease him because he just gave out that he thinks of you when he sees ANY quote at all. proceeds to say “it’s just a one time thing” but uses quotes you have said to him to motivate him in the phantom world.

TAYLOR. she SCREAMSSSSS bisexual in denial. just imagine her blushy face when she sees how strong reader is in the phantom world, constantly defending her n shit. bandaging her own brother can be hard, but bandaging you??? YOU????? WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO WITH HER?? MARRY HER??? BECAUSE SHE ISN’T SAYING NO!! just imagine ash having to divide the group for a plan and taylor immediately volunteers to go with you because holy shit. shy clumsy girl who’s good in fighting? no need for more info, she NEEDS that number. just imagine taylor teasing you and when you get all blushy and laughy, she sees your face and turns into a TOMATO. despite you being the clumsy one, she feels like she’s the clumsy one around you; becoming uncoordinated and messy when she sees you wipe a bloody nose and breathe heavily. bonus points if shy clumsy girl actually did martial arts and has a uniformed (person in the army) father who is HELLA STRICT WITH HER. more bonus points if the shy clumsy girl is actually really slim and her body aches after experiencing high amount of adrenaline

this is very self projecting because im literally describing myself. sorry guys.

btw just imagine being the clumsy girl and running into taylor in a garage where she’s wearing a white tank top with oil all over. ohMY RHAOJCOCJOWWMOANSODMDDJQOWMSODMDO HELDOFOPSPWP

AIDEN. huge angst here idc i love aiden angst! just imagine his childhood friend being aiden’s BIGGEST friend but suddenly lost all contact when they moved houses, and aiden just loved them so much he thinks of them everyday; doing things that his friend would’ve done and likes videos that reminds him of them. despite him learning to be able to live without them, he has so much loyalty for them. just to run into them at the school and seeing that they refuse to interact with him until they were forced into the group bc of that TEACHER. huge slowburn due to their unknown want to avoid from aiden. bonus points if aiden tries to push them (like how he was pushy the first few eps) by reminding them of things they used to do when they were kids or showing them things that remind him of their childhood.

u’ve been fed.

[kneelingshadowsalome]

i……….. oh my god. you introduced me to wagnerfirst and when i tell you. when i tell you i had to pause the first audio i listened to several times. i— [inhuman noise] what the fuck???? what the fuck!!! who gave this dude the right?????? i’m sweating. i’m on my knees. i did not know it was humanly possible to get this flustered and this man’s voice is going to be könig for me forever.

I know!!!! I had to pause the Bilingual fun audio for like 10 times because I got a little too flustered 🙄🙄🙄

[torgawl]

qian jin is such a fun character. i love that he just casually wants to commit uxoricide. he's just not someone you can be sympathetic towards, he isn't the villain with secret altruistic or desperate motivations. he not only has no real valid motives but his goal isn't even to save his wife or go back to the life he had where he could have had a kid of his own. he doesn't even care the ammount of lives he has to sacrifice to feel like he's avenging his own suffering. he's just so down in his own fantasy and so down in his own pain that he's just unapologetically a piece of shit. both him and tianchen and xixi's father are representations of the man under the patriarchy. i honestly think it's kind of ironic how the kids escaped their own father just to be brought up by someone who is the embodiment of the things they wanted so bad to get away from as well

[doctorwhoisadhd]

there are many ways nardole interacting with the torchwood team could potentially go but i think in every timeline owen would be so mad about who in the team nardole has sex with. including in any situation where nardole has Only fucked owen he would still find a way to be mad about it

[sundial-bee-scribbles]

surprise, bet you weren't expecting THIS

ok but real this is technically just a test. wasn't actually aiming to really make this lmao, but things lined up and i realized this sounded good actually so i was "hmm maybe i should post that." idk if i'll make a video for this so for now just take the audio ig.

VSQx by Hatsune Dan, distributed by Yumeko. Some minor tuning edits by me. Mixing also by me. Original song by wowaka.

[orcelito]

On LOK season 2, episode 3. Things turning out interesting now 🤔🤔🤔 don't know the angle they're going & I'm looking forward to seeing. These new characters r really good, overall!!!

Also just wanna special mention Bolin's joke to Mako, "I'm lucky you're so good at breaking girls' hearts. Korra better watch out!" Bc he's so fucking RIIIIIIIGHT he called that bitch out!!!!!!! Two timing asshole!!!! Mako and Korra are just not good together!!! The fuck!!!! And he left Asami out of nowhere?!?! Did he even actually break up with her?!?!?! SUCH an asshole. At least we have Bolin to call his shit like this 😂

[theloveinc]

would it weird if i like. LMAO. ...

[weallpartyatybcpatricksfuneral]

"Prostitution is the world's oldest profession..." and "The "i" in lie" are great songs because they both talk about the same thing -- selling yourself out in the music industry-- from two different viewpoints

[rubys-domain]

man. my lyney just dropped 70k on his skill. i think that's the highest skill pop i've ever had on record

[vestigialrail]

my big hater opinion of season 7 of riverdale is that it is a rlly good thematic conclusion to the show, and i Am enjoying it ya, but i think if ur mad bc they arent doing the tumblr postable "explaining the riverdale plot" over the top type storylines, you were NEVER really being pretentious about Riverdale.

[serkonans]

i’m going to say something extremely unpopular

[the-paris-of-people]

Do you think Benvi can recover after that? Cause that was rough!

Girlie (gender neutral) I didn't even see it but honestly I think they will?? it'll be a lot of maturing and tough conversations from both ends but from what I've heard/seen it seems like they really need to talk about the cheating and set expectations moving forward and tbh from what I hear I 100% side with Devi in this situation and it seems like she's trying to be with Ben/communicate with him but he's pulling away so he really just needs to learn to trust Devi again and get over himself truly. Honeslty I'm just very upset with Ben atm I feel betrayed alongside Devi

[saltedsolenoid]

going through an old friend's tiktok page and actually mourning

[fingertipsmp3]

I have an absolute perfect storm of a shift coming up in April and I can’t decide whether I should cancel it

[saintedbythestorm]

Well at least I managed to do a proper brushing of my teeth today and tortured myself with some dental floss while I was at it too.

[problemswithbooks]

Seeing the few leaks out for 357, and what people are saying about them I think I’ve realized something. People--mostly fans of the villains--complain about the Heroes not facing consequences. Now I realize that yeah, the Heroes face consequences but just not very narratively satisfying ones. 

Like, people are already saying that Enji failed to kill AfO because he dogged joining the Touya fight--but that’s not really something he could have foreseen. It’s not his fault AfO pulled more bullshit powers out of his ass. It wouldn't have mattered who was fighting AfO, he would have been regenerated. Nor did Enji ignore Touya even though he knew doing so could lead to AfO becoming god levels of powerful. These two things just don’t connect. These no satisfying karma there unless you just hate Enji’s character and want him to fuck up constantly. 

This contrasts Touya who has known since he was a child that using his Quirk will hurt him and destroy his body. Watching Touya ignore that warning and continue to burn himself feels fitting. He’s not learning anything from multiple experiences he’s had in life and continues to make the bad choices to hurt others, which intern hurts him. You can argue that he’s traumatized which is why he’s making those choices, but that doesn't really matter. All that matters is that his poor choices lead to direct consequences. 

And this is true for Shigaraki too, who knew going it that the experiment to gain the AfO Quirk was dangerous, painful and that AfO and the doctor weren’t trustworthy (having just regained his memories of them being manipulative and abusive toward him), yet he did it anyway. Even when his family was trying to hold him back from joining AfO, he ignored their pleas and did what he wanted. This lead to him getting taken over by AfO. 

Even if you don’t like seeing them get hurt, these consequences for their actions fit. Regardless of whether you think they’re fair or not, they did bring these bad situations upon themselves. It makes sense and despite the tragedy is satisfying in it’s own way, at least narratively. 

We don’t really get this kind of feeling when the Heroes fail, because it’s usually just bad luck and probably would have happened no matter the choices they made. The first raid failed simply because the Heroes didn’t have the man power required, and Shigaraki came back from the dead. If anything it’s Present Mic’s fault if it’s anyone's, but he’s not tied to Shigaraki to make that satisfying (nor does the story acknowledge that it’s his fault). If they hadn’t gone to stop Shigaraki until later, if Hawks hadn’t spied on them, Shigaraki would have still destroyed all of Japan and been taken over by AfO. Their actions only spend up the process, but didn’t cause it.

It’s just very lopsided and poorly done. I know people will blame Enji for AfO’s healing, but it just doesn't work because it was inevitable and Enji didn’t do anything wrong to get this weird out come. It has nothing to do with Touya or him ignoring him, because, again, AfO would have healed regardless of who pushed him to  the brink--which of course the Heroes would have done because they need to stop him.  

I’m hoping the full chapter comes off better then the leaks have and maybe make more sense, because so far this just continues the trend of punishing the Hero side for things that are unconnected to their faults, and choices.