#I just feel like.

[9hels-a]

a kiss to prove you don’t have feelings for them . / from amarillis, hmm?

𝟓𝟎+ 𝐊𝐈𝐒𝐒 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒.   ( accepting )

A KISS TO PROVE YOU DON'T HAVE FEELINGS FOR THEM ? raphael saw their challenge. he wasn't obsessed. they didn't torment his thoughts in the late hours of the night. and he was willing to prove it the only way he knew how. PROVE IT she said. gladly, he thought.

their height difference was apparent when he steps closer to amarillis. she was shorter than raphael but that didn't falter him in his efforts when he placed a hand under her chin, lifting to meet her soft eyes. his thumb touched her lower lip, eyes fixed on her as he paused, a devilish glint in those eyes, a small smirk playing on his lips. he was giving her enough time to back out. or hesitatingly stalling. raphael leaned forward, his lips catches her own, for the devil , he was gentle in his touch. that's how it starts, soft, slow, before tilting his head, parting her lips, desperate, hungry and wanting.

it was suppose to be a little peck to prove her wrong but raphael had lost his restraint when he felt her chest against his own, with his own hands finding their way to her waist to lift her up, pulling her closer to him. chasing the desirous sensation, sinking further into her with the faint moans of pleasure. before eyes open, shocked at the obscene noises he had let slip. at the prolong make out session with her along with the pleasurable sensation that intensifies like a current running through his body. regaining some control, raphael quickly parted from her lips and had dropped her to her feet. he had just lost the bet. he scowls as he steps back and despite him being infuriated at himself, at her. his hands still lingered on her waist.   ❛ this proves nothing. you're not getting that bath. ❜ 

[antique-symbolism]

DO I have to be insane about my history and science research for the second draft, or can that be a third draft problem?

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

[puppyeared]

filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^

[vamprisms]

i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.

[brawnie]

*grabbing mlm shippers by the shoulders* guys nobody needs to be the twink. nobody needs to be the sub. nobody needs to be the femboy. they can both be big fat hairy men who bask in each others masculinity or they can both be unspeakable monstrous creatures with inhuman genitalia it’s okay I’m holding your hand. Let me show you the way

[shrubsparrow]

It's in the eye of the beholder

[sylvies-kablooie]

i do unironically think the best artists of our generation are posting to get 20 notes and 3 reblogs btw. that fanfic with like 45 kudos is some of the best stuff ever written. those OCs you carry around have some of the richest backstories and worldbuilding someone has ever seen. please do not think that reaching only a few people when you post means your art isn't worth celebrating.

[scramratz]

Did you know it’s legal in the USA for mattress companies to put fiberglass in their mattresses? They don’t even have to label them! So if you wanna commission me so I can buy a new bed I won’t stop you

[qrowpilled]

hate when you find a character whose so infuriatingly Your Type that its embarrassing like yeahg no one is gonna be surprised when i announce this is my new Guy Of The Month

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The math just adds up!

[taffywabbit]

they should invent a new type of "staying in bed for 2-3 hours after you wake up repeatedly opening and closing apps on your phone" where it makes you feel awesome and energized and emotionally fulfilled

[ottosbigtop]

I think we as a society should bring back brotps. I think we should be weirder about characters being friends the same way people are weird about ships. Make those two characters who interacted once or twice besties. Make it difficult for them to get rid of each other even if they want to. Go nuts

[the-jade-palace]

Me teaching my friend about the different parts of fishing

[caffeinatedopossum]

Me when I remember something I said ages ago that was wrong or my values no longer align with

[ace-and-ranty]

I gotta say, one of the greatest achievements of my 20s was that I learned (mostly) to differentiate between:

"I truly do not want to go" and

"I'm just feeling the Demand Avoidance, and I will like it once I get there."