#I know this may be me being Too Literal again but tbh I encourage people to actually camp

[somewhereincairparavel]

Hazel and Jason's dynamic is SO fucking disappointing now that I'm binge reading the books again. It was so frosty and distant. Jason was literally just mistrusted and "not like what she expected him to be" in 90% of her Hoo POVS it's sad really. I really wish they would bonded properly. So much potential for friendship just down the drain.

Hazel's unwillingness to forgive Jason for suspecting Nico was genuinely pissing me off I'm sorry 😭 like I never thought I'd get mad at Hazel of all people bc she is literally a sweetie, but she's infantilized way too much in the fandom, so her flaws are easily overlooked, but like she literally went all volcano on Jason and held a grudge against him till House of Hades too? Like I get that she worried about her brother and stuff I'd be mad too. But it's the fact that she selectively forgave Leo SO quickly and never even yelled at him (even though he's the one who started the suspicion in the first place even jokingly called nico creepy and stuff behind his back not that I'm trying to fault him or anything I love him)

look I'm not saying it's all Leo's fault or anything, in my opinion, both Jason and Leo were right to suspect nico because of how back and forth nico went from both camps without saying a word and also pretended to not know percy and stuff. So it's realistically shady behaviour from their pov.

But Hazel gets all sweet and soft on Leo because of Sammy and forgives him in a heartbeat, tbh tho she never really directed her anger on Leo in the first place so there was nothing to forgive. But when Jason apologizes, she gets all cold and frosty like accepting his genuine apology is the hardest thing she has ever done?? Like?? Hazelnut I love you and all, but you just accused Jason of unfairly judging nico but you ironically unfairly judged Jason and went all sweetheart on Leo?? Contradiction much?? Either forgive both of them or don't forgive either of them? Why the bias?

Then in HoH she goes on a whole lot of yapping about how she doubts his capabilities as if she didnt just idolize him like 5 minutes ago RIGHT after he encouraged her that she was doing well and included her as a part of the team?? Idk, she was so petty with him and for what?. I just found it unfair that Jason considered hazel a friend but she didn't consider him one and just fully went all judgy mode on him for the rest of the series. she holds on an even bigger grudge than nico lol. she literally did anything but forgive him or give him a chance. so ooc.

Also, In TOA, I found out Hazel told Apollo that she talked to Jason's ghost after he died, to yell at him about how much his sacrifice had hurt Piper :/ like rlly? Out of all the things you could say to a person you idolized who made a lifechanging sacrifice, you guilt trip him for the sacrifice instead of gratitude? Ig she may have been raging out of grief or something but I honestly didn't like the way their dynamic ended. So incomplete. Just another reason of why I found fanon way better.

Hazel coming in terms with the fact that jason is a boy, and not a legend would've been sm better. since the seven basically signifies friendship and comfort. him being a boy with feelings is basically the whole point of his character, but it only gets acknowledged by nico and leo. hazel of all people would've understood jason's internal struggle, she has literally come back from the dead, if anyone knows about struggle, its her.

[tasteofgummies]

hi! i understand that it can be uncomfortable for u but if u don't mind can i ask the headcanons of p3 guys with dystrophic fem s/o? it would be cool if you also will make an nsfw part

i really enjoy your writing!!!🥺

Thank you so much!! It's not uncomfortable at all, don't worry! I tried to make this post very vague, as the experiences of people with dystrophy can be different, but as always, you can message me if you want me to change anything, enjoy (⁠*⁠´⁠ω⁠｀⁠*⁠)

Stardust Crusaders w/ a dystrophic!fem! S/O 🌸

Cw: nsfw content ahead

Jotaro Kujo

>He'd be careful with you regardless, but I think it would take some reassurance for him to express his love physically. But again, he isn't really the most affectionate, so what's the difference?

>He knows that you can handle yourself, so he is thoughtful without actually doing anything for you

>If you require any mobility aid, the Speedwagon foundation is ready to create only the finest technology for you

>If you ever feel insecure of anything regarding your disability, Jotaro is there to hold you, he may not be good with words, but he'll try to voice his feelings in order to reassure you that there isn't a single thing he would change about you

>Carries painkillers and muscle relaxers with him in case you ever need them

>Understands that sometimes the pain can be too much to even want to interact, but he will still be there in case you need anything, you don't need to talk, you can do parallel play

>Is very gentle with you, and tries to make you do as little effort as possible during your intimate times

>Eats you out with de-vo-tion 🙏

>He's inexperienced, but it's definitely a pleasurable time

>And if you ask for, you can have Star Platinum doing it, he's got that godly precision for all your good spots

>Lets you choose the position you'd like so it's always comfortable

>Wants to take care of you but you'd end up sore regardless

>His pace is slow and deep

>6/10 aftercare, he isn't awful, but he needs some practice

Noriaki Kakyoin

>He's much more open about physical affection, as he trusts you'll tell him if he hurts you

>Enjoys "house dates" that's basically you two scrolling through your phones and showing each other those cheesy cat pictures that couples share, and you clearly don't have to move around much for that

>I headcanons he suffers from migraines, so he can relate to the pain and sometimes limits on your daily life

>Offers acts of service to help you in days that are harder, so don't worry about grocery shopping or taking out the trash while he's there

>He isn't as scared to hurt you while being intimate as others are

>He's a tease, but also a gentleman, he'd like you needy and worked up from his touch so you ask him to please you

>And how can he deny you?

>Maybe gets a bit too carried away with the overstimulation and leaves you aching

>But he'll take care of you dw

>Breakfast in bed after he wrecked you kind of romantic<3

Muhammad Avdol

>Soothes your aches with natural essential oils and massages

>Tries to smooth out the ground of his farm so you can walk on it if you use any mobility aid

>He doesn't let you get insecure ever, he's a happy wife, happy life man™

>He's really supportive and thoughtful of whatever you need

>Avdol is perfect for everything tbh

>May be a bit overprotective though, is nor that he doesn't trust you, but he know how damaging is the pressure to be "functional" rather than to live a full, happy life (damn capitalism)

>He's such a spoiling sweet lover

>He'll make sure you are comfortable, and if you need to switch positions, take a break, stop, or anything, you just have to say your safe word

>He can get rougher, but he's more slow and sensual type of man

>11/10 aftercare

Jean-Pierre Polnareff

>He's so sweet, but he sometimes forgets his strength, so warn him please

>Another one that will literally worship the ground you step on

>Insecurity? We don't know her in this house

>A huge simp

>I feel like (if you don't already use one) will heavily encourage you to use a mobility aid, he doesn't think you need to force yourself, and you shouldn't feel bad for trying to make your life easier

>"It's okay to take up space, chéri

>Or you can just let him carry you and kiss the top of your head the whole day<3

>Like Avdol, he's very passionate, he makes love, he doesn't fuck

>Soooo many praises

>Knows he's big, so takes some time prepping you, it may even look like he's teasing you, but he just doesn't want to hurt you

>Your legs may end up just a bit sore, but he won't leave you as bad as the others

>He also has a voyeurism kink, so just watching you touch yourself is enough

Joseph Joestar

>"You know the Speedwagon foundati-" shut up Joseph, you can't use your nepo baby privilege to try to find a cure for it 💀

>No, but fr, he gets you all the best of everything, the best physicians, the best technology, the best specialist, just anything that can help you

>Respects you, and knows that you can handle yourself, but is also in his nature to spoil you

>He's very understanding, but sometimes you have to explain to him that pain is a part of your life, and him dating you means that he's gonna see you in pain sometimes

>He's there to gently stroke your hair and sing you praises

>Horny jail? This one scaped

>You have to tell him your legs get sore if he just pushes you against a wall and starts to get at it

>He'll be a good boy and get you to a nice comfortable bed

>And when I say nice, I mean, top tier mattress and silky sheets

>Loves when you ride him

>When he gets horny he forgets that you may need breaks, so you have to stay firm and be clear to him

>Of course won't react badly, he just gets too excited

>He's really good with his fingers, but that robotic hand has more than one perk

>Goes for quickies, usually, but always makes sure to examine you and massage your sore muscles, he also uses hamon to help you

Merli Anne [platonic]

>Anne's a bit of a pushover, but she just wants to protect you!

>You're a big sister to her, and she wants to prove to you what a useful person she can be, specially to you

>Tries to help the aches by giving you a soup recipe or something like that

>She thinks you're so strong and cool

[itssoinevitable]

Hiii 👋 I just wanted to say I’ve been a fan of your blog since the good ole Downton Days and I’m so chuffed you’re a ACGAS fan too! Tbf right now the fandom is super down in the dumps (me included). How are you remaining so positive since Audrey x Gerald development in the Christmas Special?

Hi Anon! Thanks for your message, and happy holidays! So nice to hear from our old Downton Abbey crew again, I think a lot of us migrated here.

To be honest, there are a few reasons I’m not worried. (Sorry, it’s long).

1) Because I honestly love Siegfried and Audrey as friends and surrogate family. Their bond is special and beautiful, whether or not it ever becomes romantic. (Although I hope it does). They are life partners, involved in all the most important parts of each other’s lives. They have coparented Tristan (and James and Jess), they’re each other’s confidant and source of comfort. That’s special in and of itself.

2) Because I actually think they’re playing the (really, really) long game with them. I could be wrong, but that seems to be what the writers are doing. It seems quite intentional. 3 years on screen together may seem a while for some, and I suppose she’s been his housekeeper for around 7 years so it feels like ages. But imo, the best slow burns imo are the ones where you’re never quite sure if they will or won’t. It’s the little crumbs they leave scattered here and there, it’s the longing looks and angsty build up that makes it so delicious tbh. I just hope they get renewed for enough seasons to see it through. (Plus I am a Carson & Mrs Hughes fan, so 3 seasons doesn’t feel that long! Lol)

3) And lastly, because I don’t actually think they’re ready to be together yet. They’re still in the process of getting there.

Siegfried has probably had to longest way to go, in terms of being emotionally ready to realise, admit and accept that he has feelings for his housekeeper. In Season 1, he opened himself up to intimacy and the possibility of love again. He did that with Dorothy and then Diana, (although who knows why she’s been such a non-entity this last season. Maybe the actress wasn’t available?) And now, at the end of S3, he literally just resolved one of his biggest character arcs - his complex relationship and feelings for Tristan (and even then, only with a lot of encouragement and support from Audrey). He’s emotionally levelled up.

Now, I think it’s Audrey’s turn. Gerald befriending her/ pursuing her has allowed her to imagine she could be with someone again, after leaving her husband. It helps her relationship with Edward is also on the mend, since that’s been a source of so much guilt and pain for her. As for her feelings toward Gerald, they do seem to have deepened somewhat suddenly. I know some people said it felt very out of blue considering she had friendzoned him. But maybe she liked him all along and simply didn’t feel she could be more than friends, much as she wanted to. Or maybe it was brought on by the war, and him moving away. Either way, I think he’s a good man, simple and uncomplicated, which is just what she needs as she’s testing the waters of romance again. I think he’s also serving as a catalyst for Siegfried to realise the depth of his feelings for Audrey, which is v exciting imo.

Siegfried is also a good man, but things with him are as ever, more complicated. Their status as employer and employee, and long time friends also raises the stakes a lot more. Considering she’s a lot more self-aware, I think Mrs Hall knows she might have certain feelings for Siegfried (seemed a bit disapproving / jealous of his relationships) but I don’t think she has considered it could go anywhere. I feel that this budding relationship with Gerald will be pivotal in a shift between them. It might motivate her to get her divorce from Mr Hall, and resolve that source of pain from her past, too.

TL;DR All that said, I think they’re getting where to need to be, and I think we should enjoy the journey. It’ll be all the more sweet if and when it happens.

[lubotomies]

So you know the grimdark fic you were talking about where Tord gets tortured by the "black army..."

I think I may have written that back when I was an edgy 17-18 year old who was WAY too into Eddsworld angst. I saw your description and it's so familiar that I instantly started panicking sdkfjfhs

Anyway yeah I absolutely do NOT stand by that writing and I'm so sorry you and anyone else had to witness it. I'm too ashamed to come off anon and face the world. I hope to God if anyone finds out it was me who wrote it that they'll listen to me when I say I've grown so much as a person and writer since then. That shit was absolute trash and I wish I never put it out there.

this is like a church confessional. trust that its completely fine to have made weird shit in your youth especially with the state of the community At That Time. with the asks and discussions on this blog right now i think its clear to people that the community was a rancid place at that point in time and it was easy to get sucked into bad or unhealthy behaviour. i mean, moho was one of the most popular artists within the community with hundreds of people backing her up when she'd get criticised and we already went over the shit shes guilty of, so it should go without saying that the community was very much enabling and encouraging young people into doing things that are in the long run bad for their psyches and regressive coping mechanisms.

it ought to be some consolation that the reason i mentioned the black army one is because it was TAME in comparison to the far, far, far worse shit id seen, which i suppose i can just reveal were things like sex trafficking and holocaust aus. the black army fic for sure is grimdark but grimdark in the same way that cupcakes was for mlp. needlessly violent, sure, but in comparison to the literal fanfic about the eddsworld guys in auschwitz? Um. yeah youre fine dude.

im absolutely proud of you for taking accountability for something that, tbh, you shouldnt even feel obligated to take accountability for. writing overly angsty whump fic is far from being the greatest sin on earth, and being able to admit and regret making content like that is a huge sign of growth even on anon. ive made lesser mistakes that ive still not been willing to admit to STILL TO THIS DAY as a grown ass 20 year old, so you ought to be proud of yourself and the growth youve made as a person. some people get stuck in their ways and never grow out of that 2018 angst obsessed phase.

and again, with the eddsworld community being so... unhealthy, for young developing minds and vulnerable people, you seriously should not feel ashamed for making mistakes as benign as making an edgy fanfic on fanfiction.net. for real the only thing happening right now is sharing stuff that was happening around that time because the state of the fandom was ghoulish and showcasing things that were considered acceptable and wholly encouraged by the community that the modern fandom can easily recognise as being what they are, inappropriate, harmful, unhealthy, etc. youre totally fine dude!

[mari-lair]

☀️, for the ask game

☀️ Has anyone ever left you a comment that made your day? What did it say?

I had a few, but recently only yours come to mind! You went into so many details, and paid so much attention, it got me writing proudly like Nene with her diary.

I worked on the chapter as if I was speedrunning the day I got it, even finished that week! And i still re-read it when I need motivation. I'm determined to make the next chapter long!

And here is what the comment said:

[so, uh, i may or may not have forgotten to comment on this for half a month… well, to compensate for my lateness i’ve decided to write my thoughts on this chapter in excruciating detail because i’m actually very normal (i swear)

1. THEY SHAKED HANDS… OH MY GOD… look it may not seem like much but when you think about it hand shaking is pretty much just hand holding with extra steps, so basically they just held hands (good for them!!!)

2. aka’s relationship with mirai is. so much to me. AND DRAWING PARALLELS TO TERU AND TIARA’S RELATIONSHIP… LITERALLY RATTLING MY CAGE BARS SO HARD AT THIS!!! also them agreeing that teru’s a piece of crap is so iconic fr

3. aka offering for teru to braid his hair is so damn telling of how theyre slowly but surely getting closer and starting to trust each other a bit and i just. AAAHHDJFJFJFJFJFJFFJAJSKDKKD. THIS IS DRIVING ME INSANE /POS

4. omg i remember when i was looking at one of the wips and i was like ‘wait op isn’t gonna pull a chapter 26 right…’ and i am SO GLAD that i dodged apollo’s dodgeball there because i’d probably cry if that happened

5. ‘wiggling around like a pathetic worm’ is such a Sentence™ and now it’ll be forever ingrained in my mind, i bet ten dollars i’m gonna end up quoting that like five times in a row while knowing damn well that nobody’s gonna fully understand me

6. aka’s reaction to teru being taller than him is so comically paradigmatic of their relationship like damn, i’m gonna go sit in a corner and think about that for a while gimme a few okay (and by ‘a few’ i mean the next few YEARS)

7. the part where teru ruffles aka’s hair and notices how cold it is OH MY GOD AJSKJDKDKFKF???? i think i’ll have to change that from a few years to a few decades… may or may not have led me down a rabbit hole of thoughts on aka’s lack of humanity ngl 😳😳😳 i’m like 2 seconds away from writing a small essay about it someone needs to either stop me or encourage me right now

8. ‘it was as if growing up made teru lose his survival instincts’… HEY, WHAT DOES THIS MEAN 😀 is it because he eventually falls in love with aka… i know what you are, teru 🤨📸 BUT ALSO WHAT IF IT’S SOMETHING ELSE okay i don’t know what else it could be atm but whatever it is i have a feeling it would not be good

9. tbh… i’m becoming a rita stan (i said, not even having the faintest idea of what she looks like because i can’t imagine people for the life of me) wait actually. you should draw her /nf… if you don’t do it first then i’ll just have to draw her myself ig

10. TERU CALLING AKA BY HIS NAME. TERU GETTING GENUINELY WORRIED FOR AKA. i am going to lock myself in my dryer and never come out omg i’m going to cry this is so important to me i’m never gonna dance again because of this

11. the way he’s starting to care about aka… i’m literally going to cry… god the way you write character dynamics and development is literally going to make me rip my eyes out IT’S SO GOOD AJKDDJKDKDFK. and the way he was denying it so hard too 😭😭 it’s like, he’s trying so much to convince himself that he doesn’t care about aka and i just,,, IT’S SO. YK

12. this is like. stage one: Denial™, yk. like he says and does all these things to try and distract from how he actually feels, HE OVERCOMPENSATES SO MUCH LMAO, idk how to articulate it but this is going to be the death of me, i was just waiting for him to realize just how much he cares deep down yk… actually this entire fic is just killing me to death tbh

13. AND THEN WHEN HE FINALLY ADMITS IT TO HIMSELF OH MY GOD. I’M GOING TO SLAM HIM INTO A MICROWAVE THIS LITERALLY MEANS EVERYTHING I’M USING EVERY FIBRE OF MY BEING TO NOT SCREAM AND SHOUT RN

14. and then of course he tries to pin the blame on aka, like he’s just doing everything in his power to deny his feelings lmaoo, that’s literally so in character for him… like who’s gonna tell him about friendship /j, btw this fic is stabbing me cesear-style rn

15. AND THEN THE ENDING OH MY GOD… NOW THAT’S HOW YOU END A CHAPTER FR!! i am currently going to explode with anticipation for the next chapter, i’m actually never going to shut up about this fic tbh

i don’t really know a good way to finish this small essay of a comment off, so i’ll just quote something i texted to a friend while in the middle of writing this: ‘i fink that fic may have ruined me tbh but it’s too radballs for me to go back now’. i think that adequately summarizes my thoughts on this tbh

so uh yeah!!! thanks for reading exactly 895 words of me incoherently rambling about this fic, next time i’m going to make a google slides presentation /j but seriously i love this fic so much and i can’t wait to see where it goes next!]

[crypt1dcorv1dae]

Edit cus I forgot to put a read more so nobody has to scroll down my MILE of vent post, sorry

I've come to realize that the reason my mom completely failed to socialize me properly as a child or encourage me to make friends was because she genuinely never really wanted or needed friends and didn't understand that I, her child, might have. She genuinely didn't realize how lonely I was growing up, how lonely I still am, with how hard it is to make friends especially now as an adult, especially with my selective mutism (which is a term I fucking hate btw) and the fact that my natural, neutral, resting vocal tone makes me sound like a raging douche canoe because I sound condescending even though i literally never actually am!!!! I also have a bit of a RBF and all this makes it very difficult to meet new people!!!

Most people don't look any deeper than the surface and what they assume about me, and by most people I mean everyone literally all the time. I haven't made a friend irl since I was like 15 and I haven't kept a single one I made before that because nobody ever wants to stick around the guy that sounds like a raging douche canoe even when he's having a perfectly pleasant time.

Like yeah I CAN make myself sound more pleasant, more palatable, but it's a constant, conscious effort to do so and honestly makes my throat fucking hurt after a while, and honestly I'm just fucking sick of having to change a basic fundamental aspect of myself just to not be wrongfully perceived to be an asshole. I'm not being an asshole!!! This is just the way my voice sounds!!!!!!!!!!

Like... All I want is someone who understands that, yeah, the tone of my voice may sound a certain way, but that's not how I actually feel or think and it's in no way indicative of who I am as a person, it's just .. the way air vibrates in my throat to make noise. And look a little deeper and see me for who I am without me having to change myself.

And the only people I hang out with are my family, or my family's significant others, I don't have a single person IRL in my life who's actually.... Here for me. Like. Yeah sure I'm kinda friends with my brothers gf but I'm not the reason she's here. She's not here for me. And my family doesn't fucking count!!! I know I'm closer with them than most people, and I love that, but like... They aren't really mt *friends* at all. I can't really be open or honest or MYSELF with them because at the end of the day they're my family, not friends, and theres boundaries and barriers I don't want to cross there

I just want friends!!! I want people who hang out with me because they like *me*, not because they're dating my sibling, I want people who think I'm funny, who care about me as a whole person, who actively seek me out too, who don't mind that I sound dry and sarcastic and even sometimes harsh sometimes, because nobody can control the tone of their voice ALL THE TIME, that's literally not possible, and they know that its not reflective of how I actually feel and is just how my voice naturally sounds. I want people who care enough to tell me when I've done something wrong, instead of just silently resenting me for not reading their mind and fixing the problem I didn't know existed. I want people who care enough to talk to me even when it's hard, because they know I care too and never want to hurt them. I just want my people. Even just one person who I could call *my* friend would be enough tbh.

Sometimes I wonder if it would be better if I never started talking again at all, and just stayed totally nonverbal, if my life would be easier without my stupid voice getting in the way, but I know it wouldn't be.

Well, maybe I would have been given more accommodations growing up, cus most people didn't even realize I was nonverbal because I talked when I was with my mom and... I was always with my mom. So yeah I would have been treated like shit still, especially by people who assumed I couldn't hear them (I still got plenty of that) and people who thought not talking meant I was developmentally disabled, and talked down to me like I was some kind of idiot (which, yeah, developmentally disabled people don't fucking deserve that either) but maybe at least someone would have told my family about some of the accessibility tools and resources for deaf/HOH/NV/mute people instead of just assuming I would eventually grow out of it and be "normal"

Man being like... Half-verbal fucking sucks. Cus I still need all this help but I feel like a fucking leech for having to ask for it, because yeah physically I should absolutely be able to call my own doctors office but I CANT and I DONT KNOW WHY and I really wish I could cus I would take the 5 minutes of anxiety having a phone call over the lifetime of guilt and shame of not being able to any day!!!!! If I could do it I fucking would!!!! It would make my life so much easier!!!!! But my stupid fucking brain decided Nuh uh that's not allowed!!! Can't talk unless these people are present, can't talk over the phone at all, can't talk over video call, can't say certain words (I still say "doggy" instead of dog, among other things) and I don't even understand WHY. Sure I had some traumatic brain issues cause of some seizures but where the fuck did ALL THIS WEIRD SPECIFIC SHIT come into play???? Why????? What the fuck made it so I'm unable to say my own siblings' actual names and I had to give them all stupid nicknames instead????? What made me unable to say "mom" or "dad" instead of the more diminutive alternatives??????? Why can't I just DO IT????? WHAT IS STOPPING ME??????? CUS I CANT!!!! I CANT!!!!!!!!

And the most frustrating thing??????????

I'm fucking completely fine if I'm alone. But only if I'm alone. And even then doing things. That "breaks the rules" still gives me anxiety but the wall becomes climbable. It's not impossible. But around literally ANYONE??? Right back to square one.

But anyway. Back to my original point. The reason I grew up lonely and sad and friendless was because my parents never actually tried to encourage me to make friends, or at least not to KEEP friends. I MADE friends, briefly, occasionally, I would meet other kids at the playground and sometimes hit it off, I even went to one girl's birthday party!!! But... Nobody ever tried to keep in contact, make any more playdates or anything, I have no clue where that girl is today, I hope she's doing okay, and I wish with all my heart we could have stayed friends at least a little while longer, she seemed really cool!!! I wish I remembered her name atm but unfortunately my brain hurts cus I cried earlier cus I'm lonely and sad and nobody wants to be friends with me. Maybe someday I'll make a post to see if she's out there somewhere lol

Anyway.... I'm gonna maybe find a snack, some aspirin, and go to bed

[baravaggio]

what are ur favorite jo malone scents? i want to try their perfumes but idk where to start

I haven't had the chance to try most of them, but Wood Sage & Sea Salt and Oud & Bergamot are my favorites, and the only ones I own actual bottles of!

Four main things to know about Jo Malone colognes:

Their fragrances are beautiful and well-composed, but not very daring and a bit linear (i.e., the scent doesn't change much as you wear it)

They work really well layered, in fact the brand encourages it - some people have mixed feelings about that but imo it's fun to play around

Their longevity & projection isn't very strong (your mileage may vary depending on skin chemistry)

They lean expensive! 🫰💸

Not all bad things tbh, but I think it's important to know that going in so you can manage expectations (and decide how much you want to spend for the experience).

Wood Sage & Sea Salt was my first bottle purchase as a proper adult, I've been wearing it since before I started caring about identifying notes or curating a scent wardrobe, so if I'm being honest it's familiar to me to the point where I have a hard time picking out the notes...she just smells like her own thing to me atp you know? I'd say the draw for me is that after the initial burst of citrus, it has this addictive clean muskiness to it that I never get tired of. Truly unisex, refreshing, comforting, and works well in every season! Easily my #1 pick for a first sample.

Oud & Bergamot is exactly what it says on the bottle, and a great introduction to oud scents if you haven't tried one before. Lots of ouds can skew a little mossy & almost green mold-y smelling but this one is really gorgeous and clean...it kinda ruined other ouds for me lol. Deliciously woody, unisex but a bit masculine, kind of serious. As you saw sometimes I throw it in my bag because it focuses me up lol. I love layering this with WS&SS to make it a touch more playful & adding a masculine edge to it. I don't encourage placing too much stock in whether people say a perfume is a compliment grabber, but I literally always get compliments when I layer those two - the citruses & woods play so well together!

Here's some quick impressions of other ones I've smelled in case that helps inform your picks!

Wild Bluebell - floral, slightly juicy, clean musk. It's pleasant but interesting enough for the price point imo

Silver Birch & Lavender - mixed feelings, I stole a spritz off my brother's gf to layer with Oud & Bergamot while in hot sunny Florence this past September and found the combination so refreshing & sexy that I ordered a larger sample size...trying it again in winter unfortunately gives me mall Abercrombie or Hollister vibes. I do like that the lavender is fresh and woody though and that it leans a little masculine too. I'll definitely be trying it again in summer!

154 - a little spicy, a little patchouli...a little more of a mature scent imo. Honestly can't remember too much about this one, I got it for my mom for her birthday this year and she loves it.

Lime Basil & Mandarin is another one I've smelled and found nice, but it's been ages since I've smelled that one - mentioning it anyway because it's one of their more popular perfumes!

Hope this helps! ☺️

[kenobster]

honestly I wouldn’t put too much stock in follower counts and activity pages. obviously we have no idea how many followers users have but I’d wager it’s around 50 for most people, and depending on how long you’ve been on here, a good chunk of them might be inactive or lurkers.

furthermore, this used to be the reblogging things site, which has since been plagued with likes only. it’s like that for a lot of posts, big blog or otherwise. but the problem with that is, if no one reblogs things, there’s less opportunity for more notes in the first place.

the moral of this story is, do whatever you want and don’t worry about adding your voice on anything! the numbers do not matter at all

Thanks so much anon, that's very kind of you to say!!! I love every single one of my followers, even the inactive ones and even the scandalously dressed ladybots that I haven't reported & blocked yet. XD Like, I seem to be miscommunicating lately, and it feels like maybe I'm coming across as upset/stressed out/angry without meaning to? So I'm gonna take this chance to needlessly describe my activities for the last 24 to 48 hours to prove a point lmfao.

Yesterday morning, I was reintroducing my grumpy timid cat to a super friendly cat I will be cat-sitting for the next month or so, which was super fun and one of my special interests. After that, I was chillin with my fandom homies while we played Jackbox and heard each other's voices for the first time ever (voices that were audibly referencing Vader's Uterus lmfao so I was pretty ecstatic). After that, I played around with my INCREDIBLE Vader bop-it toy that I bought yesterday based on a friend's recommendation. My first Hasbro merch ever. :) I'm in love and I still can't believe it's a real thing that exists.

At that point, I checked Tumblr and... yeah, admittedly I panicked a little because I was a bit scared I'd soon get a bunch of angry asks screaming at me for being a meanyhead (to beat a horse dead, this is just a regular run-of-the-mill anxiety of having a fandom blog and it is absolutely nobody's fault). So I spent an hour or so chatting with a friend until I felt better and then I quickly made the post in question regarding my follower count so that, despite the bewildering attention Five Peggats Each has gotten, everyone would know the truth about my lack of influence lmao. (This is a compliment. From me to me. I like my lack of influence. I'm not fucking kidding lol. I actually have panic attacks sometimes about the idea of becoming internet famous. I literally don't want that lmao. Fifty to a hundred followers is an A+ amount imo, so it's about time I guess it's about time I start losing those pornbots lmfaoo.) Anyway, last night was probably the first time I've checked my follower count in the entire history of this blog tbh. So like, you're being super sweet, anon, and I'm hoping other people will see this too because it's absolutely true and I think your words would be very encouraging and reassuring to anyone who sees this!! But I promise you that my activity log statistics and teh amount of followers I have are not things I spend time thinking about.

Once that was all taken care of, I wrote/edited a little bit for my fic for QuinObi week (SO EXCITED! Literally just a few more days!). Then at around 4am, I woke up with middle-of-the-night epiphanies on how to phrase a couple things/finish/tidy up my thoughts for that Fox opinions post, and I lay in bed working on that for an hour or so. After that, I went back to sleep, woke up, chatted with the fandom homies again, and then, ever since, I've been playing a video game I've been dying to play all week. Until about an hour ago, I literally had no idea what may or may not have been going down on Tumblr, and I wasn't thinking about it at all. And now that I've enjoyed myself on Tumblr for the day, I'm probably gonna invite my mom up tonight so she can spend time with the cats while I use her as a captive audience to talk about Vader's Uterus lmfao. And then at about 10pm, I'm gonna head bed because I work for a living and I forgot to ask if I get the holiday off.

All of this to say I am fine!! I'm just chilling, living my life, doing my own thing. For me, Tumblr is like a fun thing to check out every once in a while, the same way I spent time playing my video game, enjoying my Vader bop-it toy, hoarsing around with the cats, or anything else that strikes my fancy. Kidney stones and abusive ex-bosses are the things I worry about, not like.... a pixelated number on a screen lmao. In other words, this is a hobby to me, not a livelihood, and if I wasn't enjoying my time here, I literally would not log on (and sometimes I don't log on! For days and days at a time. Because I'm enjoying other things more!)

But anyway, I will say that the thing that makes it the most fun for me here? People like you!! Who send me asks. Who share their thoughts on my posts. Who became friends that give me the confidence to make the posts that I wanna make. Who have other fun lil interactions with me. So (1) Please don't worry about me. I'm fully medicated, my back is sore, and I'm too old to be upset over fandom things lmao. And (2) I really cannot thank you and everyone who makes my fandom experience so enjoyable!!! :D Y'all are great and I'm thrilled to be able to have fun here. I'm living my best life.

[emeraldbabygirl]

Just watched the behind filming for My Treasure. My heart 🥺 those boys worked so hard to film that I’m in awe tbh. Not only was the weather hot, Erwin said it was hotter than when they filmed for Lolay (plus they were near and around water for that plus a storm happened), but Nice hurt his ankle :( AND HE INSISTED THAT HE COULD STILL DANCE LIKE THREE MORE TIMES AND THE STAFF WERE LITERALLY SO KIND AND CARING IVE NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE. Kitty said that he shouldn’t dance anymore cause his ankle was hurt but he wasn’t centered like he wanted to be and the staff were like “are you sure?” And they were asking if he was okay and they were like “what percent?” And Nice was like “100” and then he fell :( but the members came to him and helped him up and he looked so sad. He worked his ass of for that move that was insane. Cause he wanted to land and keep dancing and he aced it but then the second time when they filmed at night that’s when he hurt himself but lord how caring the staff were I’m impressed and touched.

Kitty herself is an amazing choreographer and she had so many good words to say about how the boys improved and everything it was so cute and wholesome. And the director was kind with them too and it was funny when interviewing the stylist he said while looking for cowboy type clothing that they could wear in the heat, he wanted leather and suede, and his inspo pics he had two pics of Johnny dressed as a cowboy I was surprised when I saw it I couldn’t stop laughing. The actress is actually an upcoming artist under xoxo entertainment tho and she was so sweet and encouraging towards them and they were kind and promoted her and just really sweet Muon is a catch constantly asking if she’s alright while she’s on the horse, what a gentleman. Every interaction the members have with the lead female role in their mvs are so cute and wholesome and respectful. It’s so refreshing to see.

As far as the styling POOM REALLY SAID IT WAS LIKE A MORE UP TO DATE AND BETTER WESTERN STYLE LIKE POOM THEM COWBOYS BACK IN THE DAY WORE ASSLESS CHAPS WHERE WERE YOURS? Lmao. He came out with leather shorts and cowboy boots. The styling I love, Tad and Erwin and Nice had such pretty bolo ties, Tad’s lace white shirt and long leather jacket looked amazing on him. I love Nice and his cute shirt with the Thunderbird on it and the lil tassels. His cute hair and his lil braids on the end of his mullet and when they joked about him being the lead female. I loved the part where Junior and Nice are filming with the horses, Fah Mai and Wanda <3 Nice was so nervous with Wanda but he was so cute with her and Fah Mai kept eating his jacket and his braids it was so cute they did so well tho I loved watching it all come together, especially it literally being Nice’s idea for the jump and then getting right back into dancing and he nailed it that was so satisfying to see.

A cute moment that I really liked, and I’d heard it before and it was great to hear the story again was Nice’s story about the scientist and the frog. I was actually surprised when he brought it up cause I hadn’t heard it since like middle school or something and it was nice (lol) to hear it again. (Tbh I didn’t think anyone else knew about it) And I saw Tad tummy! It was so cute. But it was so hot out, they were given fans and water and all that stuff, the staff really takes care of them plus they know how to make the editing funny I appreciate them. The editing staff btw reminds me of kithewhale :( anyway thank the staff and director and choreographer esp for just being great people I hope that continues and I hope nothing sus is going on behind the scenes cause they all seem so sweet and caring and I just would love that for them and would hate to find out if they were being abuse like kpop companies :(

OH! And in the very beginning Jet was like “it’s too early to film” and Erwin comes in carrying a Husky puppy and Jet just melts it’s so cute they were so precious playing with the puppy assaying things like “are huskies’ eyes normally blue?” “Are you wearing contacts?” “He looks like you” (referring to Erwin) it was cute. I recommend watching it. I also recommend Atlas in general their shows, Atlas but not Least and Atlas at Play are so funny and entertaining and they get to go to different festivals and interact with other Thai artists and their songs, (I’ve only heard their title tracks tho Idk what their other songs are if any) but they’re so good.

[punkscowardschampions]

Buster & Rio Pt.3

Rio: [steadying yourself by putting your hands behind you and holding onto his thighs ‘oh my god, how many people do you think have seen you fuck me already?’ ‘cos y’all must be in double digits easily]

Buster: [being loud about that despite the task at hand limiting how loud he can actually be because so about the fact they’ve gotten away with so much tonight, we’ve been too kind to y’all tbh]

Rio: [soz everyone else is also on a mad one, it will not be this easy like, any other day lmao unless you’re going to the right kind of places ‘your tongue is-’]

Buster: [mhmm, we picked the date for a reason and it wasn’t just that he was guaranteed to be in Dublin, and we’re letting you be this feral for the same reason, it’ll all go downhill from here in terms of how much you can get away with, lads, REALLY using his tongue like yes I know and also feel free to finish that sentence any time haha]

Rio: [‘do you want me to cum on your face?’ almost threateningly like because I will if you keep this up lol]

Buster: [he do so he will, yet again moaning about it as if his actions weren’t already blatant enough]

Rio: [this confirmation ending you because how could it not ‘take it’]

Buster: [this boy just casually too turned on to function by all of that, so soz he won’t be giving her hardly any time to recover before y’all are going at it on this floor, yet again with not a care in the world for the fact anyone could walk in and see you both in whatever wild position he has picked for deep penetration as if he didn’t just kill her hard enough a sec ago]

Rio: [never too dead to be enthusiastic about this because literally cannot get enough ‘you’re so ready’ like I see and LOVE how turned on you are sir]

Buster: [‘everything you do is a turn on’ because it is, he’s so about this gal]

Rio: [‘it has to be, I need this’ very deliberately fucking you as we say this to illustrate what we mean as if you’re unaware]

Buster: [‘I need you’ and then saying her name so much as if he could possibly mean anyone else, soz just can’t and won’t stop cos he’s feeling so !!!]

Rio: [kissing him however hard the position may or may not make that but still letting him say your name so they’re intense but quick kisses ‘you have me, no one else deserves me like you’]

Buster: [I’m sure he went for a position that allows you to kiss as deeply because you love kissing each other so doing that after she’s said that because simply must]

Rio: [wrapping your tongue around his so you can pull his further into your mouth and then suck on it ‘if you had kissed me like this then-’ obvs referring to the infamous truth or dare]

Buster: [that tongue move REALLY getting to him, so he has to bite hers, not hard but so she knows as if it wasn’t obvious ‘I wasn’t ready then’ because she’s already commented on how ready he was for this, and we’re reminding her as if that wasn’t yet again obvious, with how extra he’s moving rn]

Rio: [the most extra noises that make the ‘you are now’ unnecessary but we still have to soz]

Buster: [‘for anything’ it really doesn’t need to be spelled out at this point that he’d do the most feral things for and with this girl but he is, if only for how it sounds when he says it and all the emphasis that’s being put on anything because he really has no limits here]

Rio: [switching up the position to another within our ability here and now like okay, anything, yeah]

Buster: [1000% doing the most without missing a beat whatever the new position is because he’s that bitch and yes]

Rio: [hearteyes baby, doing this to the point it’s lowkey a game ‘cos never know what we’re switching to or when]

Buster: [you’ve gotta join in, boy, I insist, at least until you find one that you really wanna stick with and then you can just pin her into it if needs be]

Rio: [you clearly both fuck with it and we’re making that known but when are we not encouraging you to pin us]

Buster: [being like ‘fuck, baby, this-’ as if it wasn’t beyond obvious why you’ve decided to stick with this position for a sec, she simply must KNOW]

Rio: [‘you’re so deep in me, it’s like-’ not being able to say whatever you were going to because how this is feeling has you wilding ‘please don’t stop’]

Buster: [likewise wilding, how could you not, it clearly also feels bomb to you + her reaction is everything as per ‘we’ve got all night’ like remember, as if either of you are gonna be able to sustain doing this for that long when you’re dying this hard about it but I love the enthusiasm]

Rio: [‘you’re gonna be wishing it was longer’ not a promise you even need to make, we all know it’s already true but still]

Buster: [‘You know I idolized you at [whatever age this truth or dare was], already realising you’d grow up to be a goddess’ because he does wish it was and had been longer and what an extra af way to tell her that, never change, sir, just like I told you before I’m rarely wrong and I wasn’t about this]

Rio: [‘No one can do anything about the fact you’re a God too, this is the only outcome that makes any sense for us’ wrapping our arms around your neck so our faces are touching, no space between y’all anywhere]

Buster: [can’t relate but I love y’all and your giant egos, never change, thank you, the eye contact just at an insane level because gotta do the biggest heart eyes about this but stay this close still]

Rio: [‘it feels like I’m in love with you right now’ not technically said it but like come on]

Buster: [his face is obvs all smug like of course you are how could you not be when I’m doing all this to you but his actions are giving away how !!! he also is in this moment and lowkey has been this entire night]

Rio: [‘you need to cum’ with urgency ‘cos you can’t take back what you said, especially in this moment when you’re too !! yourself but we can distract from it with you by being extra]

Buster: [‘do you want me to cum on your face?’ a genuine question unlike hers earlier because she did do it on his so like if you want, we’ll be even then]

Rio: [the noise ‘cos how badly we do want that]

Buster: [‘you need to say please’ manners always lol, even though that noise was everything and the way he just said that gives away how good it was]

Rio: [‘daddy, please’ pouting about it like you gotta hurry]

Buster: [holding her face looking so seriously at that pout like no no, as if that simply won’t do at all]

Rio: [‘don’t be mean’ just pouting even harder about it]

Buster: [‘Don’t pout at me when I’m about to give you exactly what you want’ like I know you can behave better than this]

Rio: [‘how else will you know where to aim?’ but stopping the pout like okay]

Buster: [‘you’re doubting my aim now too?’ as he strokes her entire face like wow rude]

Rio: [‘I just really want it’ like I’m sorry BUT]

Buster: [‘then say please like you want it’ just making her beg here not at all casually]

Rio: [‘Please, I’ll give you anything you want, everything just please give me your cum’ of course we will]

Buster: [stop lowkey torturing her now and do that]

Rio: [again, just on someone else’s floor making an absolute mess]

Buster: [the audacity, also thank god you aren’t going back to the pub because y’all might not doubt his aim but I do sir when you’re this !!!]

Rio: [of course we’re not making any effort to do anything but be here so you can look at us, never mind anyone else could]

Buster: [and he’s enjoying looking at her too much to do anything about it as far as even offering to clean her up, soz not soz]

Rio: [‘do I look pretty?’ a question you know the answer to but we must]

Buster: [‘stunning’ because it’s true and we’re gonna say it]

Rio: [‘so show me’ like I can’t see]

Buster: [a casual photoshoot occurring as if she isn’t your cousin and this isn’t a random kitchen ‘I could fall in love with you too’ as he’s doing this as if that’s also a remotely casual thing to say]

Rio: [thank god no one is going through your phone hun because we are making this worth keeping ‘you can look when you miss me’]

Buster: [a sigh ‘I’ll have to wait until I’m off the flight’ like so sad I can’t look at these in front of the fam, no shame in exposing that he’ll miss her immediately because no shame ever, pouting himself as he hands his phone over for her to look, like, see, how good they are]

Rio: [‘the bathrooms are small’ looking up at you like yeah, you’re too large for that to be a comfortable experience because airplane loos give me claustrophobia and I’ve never been on a flight long enough to go thank god; but we’re just smiling at how we look as we go through these photos ‘offer to tag and give you credit but’ a look like whoops as if this incest is just so bants]

Buster: [a look like yeah you’re so right my life is SO hard, but really he’s just watching her face as she goes through the pics because love to see it and telling her to put them on her other account]

Rio: [‘you don’t fly first class here, do you?’ like lowkey what a waste but if you got the money lmao ‘I look…’ trying to think of the word to describe it]

Buster: [‘I fly first class everywhere, but my parents are still kidding themselves it isn’t too late to teach Nancy some life lessons’ oh baze god bless you, you try, soz your children are dickheads and she is particular is a giant flop, if it was up to him he would fly first class exclusively and does but fam trips are fam trips soz hun]

Rio: [shaking our head ‘cos really is too late, soz guys]

Buster: [‘More importantly, you look exceptional, it’s on par with how you’ve behaved’ just like yep you look and are doing amazing sweetie]

Rio: [crawl over to him so you can sit at his feet ‘it’s easy, I wanna behave how you like me to’]

Buster: [smile at her like a proud dad lol]

Rio: [‘you turn me on when you look at me like that’]

Buster: [reaching out and touching that thigh lovebite he gave her before, as if it’s just idly and he doesn’t know exactly what he’s doing rn and always ‘I know’]

Rio: [doing a little yelp like it hurt/we’re that overwhelmed]

Buster: [obviously kissing it better as if that hurt so much we simply must]

Rio: [‘you kill me’ so sincerely because we mean it and it’s not a brush off]

Buster: [‘I should be more careful with you’ as if he was so rough and so mean and she didn’t love it]

Rio: [crossing our legs like absolutely not lmao ‘you know I can handle it’ full 😠 for the bratty vibe]

Buster: [uncrossing them and simultaneously pulling her across this floor to him like oh okay then, just the hottest move nbd]

Rio: [‘have you been holding back?’ as if you remotely think that from how feral y’all have been]

Buster: [‘Is that what you think?’ because y’all have been that feral, like she’s disappointed]

Rio: [‘I don’t want you to be’ like we read your mind on that last part you didn’t actually say]

Buster: [‘I wouldn’t tolerate being’ because he is that rude if he wasn’t here for this he’d have left ages ago]

Rio: [‘good, we already talked about playing fair’]

Buster: [just sitting her on his knee and re-dressing her in his jumper again, as if she’s a bub, again nbd]

Rio: [just watching him with so much love, casually ‘you’re not cold, are you?’ as if either of you could be with your antics but it’s an excuse to hug you like here you go]

Buster: [will hug you back and breathe you in and actually sniff her neck as he kisses it for the probably 100th time tonight because I’m sure she’s wearing perfume too and I’m sure it’s nice]

Rio: [‘why are you so perfect?’ with a sigh but it’s a happy sigh even if we intended otherwise for dramatic effect, it’s unavoidable]

Buster: [‘Why would I allow myself to be any less, especially here with you’ no notes]

Rio: [‘I’ll believe it’s possible, to back-up your hardwork but-’ we can’t imagine you’re capable of any less boy]

Buster: [looking around like well these surroundings are hardly perfect, but we know he’s just being a perfectionist and saying he could do better because he’s that bitch, y’all have been living your best lives in this random kitchen lbr ‘I can always do better’ in her ear, just because, like you better believe that]

Rio: [leaning further back into his body in his lap because we do and we’re so about it ‘are you going to live in your Dublin house when you go to Uni?’]

Buster: [I’m not gonna commit you because we’ll have to decide where we want you to live actually but talk about all the plans you’ve already started making for uni even though it’s months away because you’re that bitch 1000%]

Rio: [just listen to him and be playing with one of his hands absentmindedly ‘you’re gonna love it’ ‘cos we know that]

Buster: [‘America failed to live up to a single one of my expectations’ love that you’re shading the country as a whole after being disappointed by a few places, haha]

Rio: [‘it’d be pretty cliche’ with a shrug, writing off the American Uni experience you almost had there casually]

Buster: [his own shrug because yeah agreed]

Rio: [‘are you still disappointed?’ ‘cos would be shit]

Buster: [‘I’d be more disappointed in myself if I went ahead when I’m well aware the negatives outweigh the positives’ like that’d be too stupid and I could never]

Rio: [nod because that makes sense ‘I’ll tell you what’s what, so you don’t give yourself away as a total Trinity student’]

Buster: [a look like excuse you ‘You’re making me sound helpless and hopeless’ but he’s amused not annoyed]

Rio: [‘I’m just saying’ with a lol like sorry but]

Buster: [‘What?’ playfully annoying her like he’s so offended here, tickling her/poking her etc, you know the vibes]

Rio: [‘you did get lost coming here’ through your proper lols]

Buster: [‘No I didn’t, because I was capable of asking for directions before getting lost’ technically true, still being playfully annoying]

Rio: [making the agree to disagree noise like well ‘fine, stick with the Uni tour, boy’ getting up to actually sort yourself vaguely, get another drink etc]

Buster: [pulling her back down before she can finish remotely doing any of that like no no ‘I’m sure it would be fine, yeah, but just fine’ because he hates fine, he only wants epic 24/7 ‘I’d much rather stick with you, babe’]

Rio: [‘I’ll book you in’ like you do legit tours lmao but we’re kissing you again because what we wanted to hear and always going to be about you being as clingy as we are]

Buster: [kissing her back like it’s been a thousand years as always, getting up mid makeout without stopping it just to throw her around this kitchen a little bit and up against something]

Rio: [moaning against the skin of his neck, saying his name and letting our teeth graze the same skin ‘you know I’ll be waiting’ like you took offense to being pencilled in]

Buster: [‘I have no interest in denying you anything’ too true, and said like it’s totally possible they can just keep doing exactly what they want whenever, as if to prove his point and because he did not let her finish getting a drink, pouring something he finds into her mouth from whatever bottle he picks up]

Rio: [maintaining an indecent amount of eye contact whilst he does this and whilst we swallow it without wincing however strong said drink is ‘cos pro ‘you wanna give me what I deserve’ smiling]

Buster: [nodding because he do, deliberately spilling the next drink pour purely so he can clean it up, we see you sir, you know it’s deliberate because he’s not letting it go far enough to fuck that jumper up]

Rio: [priorities lmao, we love to see it, just letting you drink this alcohol only via us rn for the mood of it all]

Buster: [as if it hasn’t been chucked on numerous potentially gross floors, but that was necessary, there’s no need for wanton destruction lol]

Rio: [‘let me take a photo of you’ like we’ve just remembered we don’t have one and that is unacceptable]

Buster: [‘take a video of me’ cos always gotta make it more extra]

Rio: [😳😻 pointing our camera at you because the anticipation, sis]

Buster: [me like hmmm what can you do that’s hot that you haven’t already done, painted myself into that corner, didn’t I]

Rio: [‘hi’ because we’ve gone shy ourselves looking how handsome you are via our phone] 

Buster: [gonna just have to say you slay the game and leave it at that because I’m having a mindblank here but he would never]

Rio: [we know it’s everything and we’re shamelessly rewatching like it didn’t just happen live in front of us]

Buster: [that’s my bad guys, don’t let it stop you being feral, as if anything could, obviously gonna watch it too like he didn’t just do it because nobody loves themselves more than this boy does]

Rio: [‘have you done it before?’ meaning sex tape vibes]

Buster: [‘you’d have seen it’ meaning you can’t and he doesn’t trust the girls around him not to show it everywhere]

Rio: [rolling our eyes like ffs people ‘cos lads are as bad]

Buster: [‘but we can’ repeating what he said earlier so she knows it’s not just horny nonsense]

Rio: [‘you really want to’ like we’re fully taking that onboard this time ‘there’s loads of ways to not show your face, I have to show mine but you wouldn’t’]

Buster: [‘you know what you’re doing’ because she said it before and we wholeheartedly agree]

Rio: [‘gutted for them but’ just stroking your face like soz you must be deprived, world]

Buster: [‘it’s not as if nobody’s become a lawyer after releasing a sex tape though’ for the bants because shoutout to Kim]

Rio: [😏 ‘cos lol ‘we are also related, remember’]

Buster: [a look like oh really as if he’s forgotten, again for the absolute bants]

Rio: [nudging him like excuse me ‘not that hard to believe, thank you’]

Buster: [‘isn’t it?’ full shade to his sister being a massive cunt though, not to you gal]

Rio: [‘you wish’ like you can’t deny these roots, no matter your accent and postcode]

Buster: [‘I don’t, actually’ because not trying to deny our roots, would never disrespect our fave grandfather like that]

Rio: [nudging him again but softer ‘cos we know and we’re just playing]

Buster: [spinning her around again like she keeps nudging him cos she wants to dance again]

Rio: [have a little kitchen bop]

Buster: [I love that for you, especially because it can just be an adorable slow dance vibe, or at least start out that way, we know what you’re like]

Rio: [there’s probably also minimal music by now esp. In the kitchen you’ve just taken over lowkey so very cute]

Buster: [it’s giving the cosy vibe of music from another room, and is so romantic, I also doubt she’s put her shoes back on yet so that’s adding to how cute it is]

Rio: [gonna be slightly mean as we’ve been so nice thus far and say someone comes in and spots her like oh hey girl because you do know whoever’s house this is, even if it’s more work friends/aquaintances vibe than a good friend]

Buster: [Winnie approves because he’s nasty he’s evil and I approve because it’s realistic, you clearly got invited to/saw someone you know post about this party, gal, so, you’re welcome they’re coming in now and not earlier]

Rio: [being so momentarily shook you almost jump out his arms ‘cos if it was the pub you would have to but luckily not so do recover as smoothly as you can there and introduce him but give him the out like oh we’re just going to bitch about work so he doesn’t have to stay]

Buster: [it would look weird if you stayed so flirt with whoever this random work friend is a little bit the way you do when you’re introduced so that the vibe doesn’t feel off and then probably wander off]

Rio: [when this lady clearly took you at your word and is now bitching and you’re lowkey stuck lmao, whoops]

Buster: [We’ve all been there, when someone won’t shut up and you just wanna go]

Buster: What number do you want me to count to before I call you and get you out of this?

Rio: She’s 26 and has worked there for 4 years so she wants to act like my ma 😬

Buster: 120 at the most then

Rio: a minute for every year of her age would be pushing it

Rio: at least she likes me

Buster: and she really likes me

Rio: Hmm

Buster: Oh come on, I was charming despite the interruption

Rio: You’re always charming

Buster: yeah, I am

Rio: some girls don’t like charming, babe

Buster: Some girls tell themselves they’re immune to it, but they aren’t

Rio: you’re cute

Buster: You miss me more because she isn’t cute or interesting

Rio: she’s not my type, don’t worry

Buster: nobody worries me like that, I don’t have to compete for affection

Rio: I’m sure

Buster: and if she was an actual threat I wouldn’t have left you alone with her

Rio: She’s the furthest thing from a threat, to me either

Buster: Exactly, so I’ll continue to be nothing but civil, even though she’s wasting your time and mine with you

Rio: I can’t be rude either

Buster: which includes not being able to ignore my fake SOS, thankfully

Rio: I won’t ignore it

Buster: All you have to do is say when, angel

Buster: as soon as you’re tired of being good

Rio: alright, I might miss you a bit

Buster: Fine, I’ll leave you to talk to her until you miss me a lot

Rio: hey

Buster: admit it and I’ll save you

Rio: it’s her fellas party, I’ll give her another minute, considering we just fucked over their entire kitchen

Buster: Well maybe, but that you at least have a degree of plausible deniability about

Rio: do I?

Rio: could still be cum on my face for all I know, she could be that polite herself

Buster: I’m not so rude as to walk away if you were in a position like that

Rio: tah, would be your fault otherwise

Buster: I can’t be faulted for giving you what you wanted

Rio: you wanted it too

Buster: meaning it wasn’t a mistake and I won’t be accepting any criticism

Rio: of course it wasn’t a mistake

Rio: you’ve got pretty good aim, actually

Buster: I told you not to doubt it

Rio: My face has gone red now, she thinks I’m beyond pissed 🥴

Buster: Good, there’s every chance it’ll shut her up

Buster: but if not, you have the ready made excuse of desperately needing to run to the bathroom

Rio: Literally getting me water

Rio: where are you actually though, if I go running upstairs

Buster: [tell her wherever you are]

Rio: Alright, I’ll finish my water and go get some fresh air, that’s a better excuse

Buster: Unless she decides to follow you out

Rio: where the fucks her man when you need him

Buster: Show me who he is and I’ll find him, direct him right to her

Rio: [send him this man’s socials and clearly he’s the opposite of your clean cut self hence we were saying she doesn’t do charming lol]

Rio: if you see him with another girl, I’ll tell her that tomorrow

Buster: [Go find him and tell him whatever will work to get him to go find his gf because you are that bitch being able to read people so it will work and this man will appear, thus freeing up poor Rio to leave]

Rio: [get yourself outside and away from the eager gal like oh lord]

Buster: [blatantly was looking for when she’d show up knowing it would only be a matter of time so go to her from wherever you were lurking]

Rio: [look up at him ‘thanks’ ‘cos managed to do that speedily]

Buster: [‘it was too easy’ because it clearly was, obviously helped by all the peeps who aren’t still standing at this party]

Rio: [raising a brow like oh I’m sorry ‘good to know he’s not cheating’ like clearly you didn’t stumble onto anything dubious lol]

Buster: [a shrug because you blatantly would’ve preferred that scandal over how boring it was]

Rio: [tapping him like excuse me 😏 ‘I have to work with ‘em, not you’]

Buster: [doing his own eyebrow raise and smirk like yeah and that’d make it way more interesting, obvs]

Rio: [rolling our eyes in amusement like oh you messy boy]

Buster: [fixing her hair for her, just cos, looking down at her like how dare you be so cute making that face]

Rio: [‘A lot’ quietly but it’s probably just y’all chilling wherever you are currently so still audible as an amendment]

Buster: [kissing her because we all know that’s what he wanted to hear and he didn’t even need to ask her to amend it]

Rio: [wrapping ourself around him because feeling beyond lovey dovey and was rude to interrupt your little slowdance but had to]

Buster: [such a happy sound about it ‘I love how our bodies fit together’ because he do]

Rio: [a noise in agreement that’s equally as happy ‘yours covers mine’ like I feel so small and safe]

Buster: [soz but he has to lie on top of her and literally cover her rn immediately even if that’s on the grass or gravel outside this gaff]

Rio: [‘you’re such a nerd’ but we’re breathing so fast]

Buster: [‘Are we [the age of the dare kiss] again?’ because that felt like such a childish insult, so amused, but holding her so close and so tight rn too]

Rio: [‘could be’ closing his eyes for him like alright, might need a bit of help to pretend]

Buster: [keeping his eyes closed like hmm okay, you know he’s the smirking emoji other than that though]

Rio: [‘yeah, you were’ ‘cos you definitely would be as it was a dare from your sister, putting our lips on yours but so gently it’s barely any pressure]

Buster: [obviously kissing her back as gently with only slightly more pressure coming from him]

Rio: [holding back is always going to kill, especially when you’ve been so feral]

Buster: [mhmm, which is why you’ve gotta do it, just so torturously ever so slightly doing more each time and trying not to absolutely DIE about it]

Rio: [‘you could’ve-’ and putting his hand on our boobs but on the outside of our clothes like I definitely would’ve let that happen]

Buster: [doing it, which would also kill y’all compared to the absolute feralness that’s been occurring via the pierced nips, hence ‘When did you?’ because you wouldn’t have had them at whatever kid/tween age he last kissed you, I’m sure lol]

Rio: [for real, our reaction is so intense for how little is actually happening by the looks of it ‘my 16th’ ‘cos I’m sure you could convince someone to do it by then so why not lol]

Buster: [I’m not gonna commit you in case we do ever wanna go back in time how we like to do but tell her about your 16th in between kissing her and touching her up because I’m sure she saw socials of it at the time but that was like years ago so]

Rio: [tell him more details about yours, likewise won’t be specific but we get the vibe ‘you could’ve done more then’ like by 16 sis, lowkey moving our hand down your body like hmm]

Buster: [kissing her more dramatically to fit that new vibe and moving his own hand underneath her clothes now like oh do you mean like this?]

Rio: [very lowkey dry humping you with this like mhmm]

Buster: [the GASP like we’re pretending we’re so scandalised about this but actually we’re just really about it, hence joining in with this too]

Rio: [‘don’t call me frigid’ with an amused lil smirk because clearly were not remotely but we’re way too turned on in all the ways you cannot deny rn too]

Buster: [‘you’re way more into being called a slut’ like I would never because we remember earlier when she called herself one and that was iconic behaviour so ‘for me’]

Rio: [doing the tongue suck move ‘cos yes we are ‘worst kept secret, right’ like you know, everyone knows]

Buster: [‘we’ve got plenty of other secrets now’ like it’s okay we can allow it, as he’s doing the most dry humping her here, that goes without saying]

Rio: [‘no one will know I’m actually your whore’ as per so hard to resist the temptation of how easy it is to take this up a notch when it’s just your knickers in the way]

Buster: [‘Everybody here will when I do this’ removing the obstacle like I’ll literally be wearing the evidence of it because you’re wearing nothing ‘and your friend could definitely hear us’ we all know how loud and feral you are but ideally don’t get caught like that lol]

Rio: [moaning his name so loudly at this ‘she won’t mind’ as a sentence that takes forever to get out, obvs]

Buster: [‘she won’t be jealous?’ do you mean because you’re so slay or her bf is such a flop or both, sir, regardless, going for this so much rn, undoing his trousers for the reason of being too turned on to not be able to again but otherwise keeping all the clothes where they are cos very much the point atm]

Rio: [shaking your head ‘happy for me’ ‘cos realistically this lady was there when your boyfriend broke up with you, dunno if she’d be thrilled about this but you know, understand the sentiment ‘I can feel you’]

Buster: [nodding because clearly he got that vibe from her however short of an interaction they had but whatever he was gonna say isn’t coming out because SUCH a moan is because really gotta make sure she can feel EVERYTHING, nothing else matters]

Rio: [our eyes going SO BIG and maintaining ridiculous eye contact like we aren’t dying ‘I’d be jealous’ like if this were not me rn]

Buster: [‘I’d have to fight for you’ like if this were not me I’d have to make sure it was me and steal you away lol]

Rio: [‘I’d let you’ ‘cos you wouldn’t have to fight hard is the tea but we’re 😍 so you have to]

Buster: [giving her the biggest heart eyes back of course, how could he not ‘squirt for me again’ impractical under the circumstances that you would end up looking like you fell fully clothed into a swimming pool lol but I love that you want that to be the energy sir]

Rio: [tugging on his expensive clothes like what if I ruin them, an adorable amount of concern tbh lol]

Buster: [‘I’d let you’ exactly as she said it]

Rio: [go in harder with moving yourself like okay, then I shall]

Buster: [y’all just living your best lives being extra af in public once more, god bless, saying her name so indecently as if she needs the encouragement]

Rio: [‘this has been the best night ever’ so sincerely]

Buster: [‘Easter is gonna be even better’ as a promise because he’s always gotta top it, idk how you will sir but you always have faith that it’s possible so]

Rio: [we’re nodding because believe it and will also do everything we can so that’s true ‘you can stay ages’ in comparison and that’s all that counts rn]

Buster: [‘Can you behave for that long?’ he knows she can but still gotta challenge her to prove it, duh]

Rio: [‘you can be in charge forever’ like even if I couldn’t]

Buster: [‘own you from a different city’]

Rio: [gripping onto him because we have to or we feel like we’re gonna die]

Buster: [‘you wanna be mine wherever the fuck we are, don’t you? Belong to no-one else but me’ the absolute drama, shh]

Rio: [‘that’s all I want, I know you do too, to be able to do whatever with me, whenever you need me’]

Buster: [kissing her like his life depends on it because that’s so true and such a read]

Rio: [‘say I’m yours’ between these kisses because need to hear it]

Buster: [obviously doing it, however long it takes to get the words out]

Rio: [doing your own dramatic kiss so you don’t tell him you love him]

Buster: [‘you would’ve let me do this too, yeah?’ putting just the tip in how boys do when girls don’t wanna hook up and they’re trying to be like let’s just 🥺]

Rio: [the actual GASP as if you fully just slammed your entire self into us ‘cos feeling like it after all this teasing ‘God yes, daddy’]

Buster: [the actual levels of restraint required to not fully do that, give this boy an award because he isn’t]

Rio: [likewise has stopped moving so we don’t accidentally make that happen ‘cos haven’t asked permission for that ‘I only didn’t try ‘cos I knew I’d like it this much’ none of us were ready for that before now]

Buster: [the way he’s breathing rn so !! because not trying to accidentally hardcore start with all that either, moving so deliberately to make sure it’s only out and as far back in because we’ve set a mood and we must stick to it, closing her eyes for her the way she did for him when they first ended up on the cold hard ground, just cos + the gentlest kiss]

Rio: [doing the littlest almost crying like sounds from being that overwhelmed by this softness and the torture of it ‘I don’t need anyone else’ like you didn’t even realise you said that because that out of your own head in this moment]

Buster: [‘of course you don’t’ as a whisper before he fully puts his tongue in her ear for the contrast]

Rio: [put your face in his neck and breathe in so hard you’re gonna be more lightheaded than you already are ‘I would’ve let you do whatever you wanted from [the truth or dare moment]’ as if it’s not blatant but we gotta say it]

Buster: [even though it is blatant it is gonna mean all that restraint is non existent and he will just be fucking her fully in the most slow but intense way ‘this?’ la la la I’m just not thinking about however old y’all were, excuse me]

Rio: [the ‘yes’ basically exploding out of you like you’ve been dying to say it ‘cos yeah lowkey]

Buster: [the loudest moan ever because trying not to cum immediately about it honestly]

Rio: [could not be more mutual ‘I can’t stop thinking about it now-’ like know I shouldn’t but can we care, not currently, soz]

Buster: [‘if I don’t, I’m gonna-’ can’t and also don’t need to finish that sentence, we’re all well aware]

Rio: [‘I’ll squirt for you, just like you asked’ sounding as frantic as we’re moving now]

Buster: [he has yet to say please himself so far but you better believe he’s saying it now]

Rio: [that would do it for you, soz to this household again but not at all honestly, not to mention all these random partygoers ‘cos yet again being obscenely loud about it]

Buster: [me like don’t worry girl they’re outside as if being literally in this girl’s front garden means it’s FINE haha, lowkey there’s probably even more people about coming and going, no pun intended]

Rio: [the neighbours just tryna sleep like … y’all better be finding a new party or a club or somewhere else when you’ve recovered which is not yet remotely]

Buster: [honestly, you probably finish up to discover there’s a really off their face person also just chilling in this garden like a creepy zombie, just scaring the shit out of you, like the vice versa of that Shaun of the Dead scene when they think that zombie in the garden is just a v drunk girl lol]

Rio: [truly lmao and y’all can’t even say shit ‘cos what do you expect frankly if you’re gonna do all this, would have you getting up and going faster though so that’s a plus]

Buster: [a club is a good shout for anonymity though because you’re probably pushing your luck at another party as far as not running into Rio’s actual friends/people she wouldn’t want to see her being this feral with someone who even if they don’t know he’s her cousin they’d be like ?? and ask too many questions later]

Rio: [I’m sure you can find somewhere to get in before closing time, even if it’s a little bit of a walk]

Buster: [she’s hot and he’s rich, it’ll be fine even if it’s late af they’ll still blatantly let you]

Rio: [at least you don’t have to go find that girl and say your goodbyes hun, how awkward lol]

Buster: [just run away lads]

Rio: [bebopping down this street casually, holding his hand ‘in case you get lost’]

Buster: [‘in case you get hurt’ because it’s valid, there’s still clearly lots of people about doing all sorts of wilding so]

Rio: [‘not with you around’ swinging your hands a little]

Buster: [a look like yep exactly, he is protection squad, probably also pushing some peeps out of the way who are being too ridiculous too close to y’all to really make that point]

Rio: [😍 snuggling into your side looking up at you]

Buster: [looking down at her with a lil smile like yep you’re so safe rn cos we know you loves it]

Rio: [doing a happy little dance casually]

Buster: [😍😍😍]

Rio: [laughing at yourself like what am I doing but we’re just pure buzzing soz not soz]

Buster: [loling too as well as smiling bigger because how happy she is is contagious and you clearly feel the same way anyway you’re just more reserved about showing it]

Rio: [‘you could get in anywhere’ like look at that smile]

Buster: [pulling her by the jumper sleeve closer to him like true but I’d also go literally anywhere with you rn including just walking forever through these streets tbh]

Rio: [hard same hence we’re going to keep you out until it’s time for your flight, basically, telling him as much like fyi babe]

Buster: [being the smirking emoji because he likewise had no intention of going home and only ever planned to turn up directly to the airport when he’s gotta go but we’re letting her think it was her great idea, for once, lol which is how you know he’s happy and in love ‘Where are we going?’ eventually after they’ve just been walking for a while and she’s told him this plan]

Rio: [my boo says play mastermind honey, just list clubs for him that y’all could go to, of all the varieties, vanilla, cheap, bouj, strip, gay etc etc because we’d know everywhere to go]

Buster: [this boy blatantly has spent no time out and about in Dublin but picking somewhere that isn’t too cheap and packed that they’d run the same risk they would at another party of running into peeps she knows but that isn’t the kind of boujee that means he might as well be in Chelsea rn]

Rio: [speeding up slightly from the way we’ve truly just been wandering and enjoying it like let’s go then honey ‘if Nance is anywhere she’ll have picked [the boujiest option available]’ like no worries of that run-in]

Buster: [a look like yeah I know and that’s why he didn’t pick it because if he’s been out anywhere it’s probably there with her at some point because the vibe isn’t that they spend a lot of time here and have loads of friends so]

Rio: [‘it’s boring anyway, unless you’re looking for some celebrity’s kid to buy your drink’ ‘cos those sorts of places always are and we’d only go there for such purposes]

Buster: [giving her such an amused look with a raised eyebrow like you’re so shocked and appalled she could’ve ever done such a thing]

Rio: [pushing him like shh ‘could’ve mentioned the whole sugar baby scene’ like that’s worse and also a blatant hunting ground]

Buster: [‘it’s a scene I’m familiar with’ because he’s rich and so are all his friends and their parents and everyone he ever encounters, of course he is ‘the celebrity namedrop you teased me with however, remains an unknown’ like tell me which celebrity kids you were trying to get with thanks]

Rio: [just tell him some of your friends who do it/have done it and their stories because you’ve only toe-dipped so it isn’t like you have any scandalous ones of your own, as for the celebrity kids just tap your nose like ah well]

Buster: [tell her about the dad of someone you went to school with who absolutely embarrassed himself and tore his fam apart by falling for a sugar baby or something like that because I’m sure it’s happened and however long ago it was/distant to your friend group everyone would talk about it because hilariously awkward scandal, and obviously do all the playfight/tickling vibes after to try and get her to tell you about the celeb kids, don’t even wanna know that badly, just like getting her to tell you]

Rio: [‘good thing your mum would kill your dad before letting him embarrass her like that’ like that’ll never happen to your fam on her watch, ‘cos we have a father that is really embarrassing and we don’t like to talk about it honey, hence telling you these celeb kids for your own distraction too]

Buster: [‘The only vaguely embarrassing thing about my dad is how obsessed he is with my mum’ cos tea, baze are so about each other forever and always, he would never cheat under any circumstance, telling her what celebrity kids you’ve met/encountered and how big of a twat they are comparatively because you’d have come across many]

Rio: [‘and what’s wrong with that? Aside from the fact it’s your parents so you’re automatically turned off’ shrugging like that’s how it should be, surely; doing a lol ‘they’re all twats, but you know, insecure ones so you have to feel a bit bad for ‘em’ doing the 🤏 about it]

Buster: [‘Nothing, aside from the fact they’re my parents, it’s aspirational’ because it is, we all know he wants what they have and of course he would, they’re an iconic power couple, a shrug ‘No, I don’t’ because if he doesn’t feel bad for none of y’all, soz not soz]

Rio: [a look like yeah, I was gonna say ‘I wouldn’t settle for less, no matter how much money was in it’ like could never go all in and fully just marry a rich man that didn’t care about us and we didn’t care about him]

Buster: [‘money can be made countless ways, there are always options, less so when it comes to sourcing what else they have for yourself’ because true, love is harder to come by than wealth, especially if you’re as ambitious as these two are]

Rio: [‘cheek’ like he’s saying it’d be hard for her purely, not as a general statement but obviously we agree with what you’re actually saying so making a face like yeah, I know ‘Oh well’ doing a little spin away ‘cos nothing to be done about this dilemma tonight when you’re only 18 ‘you can still fuck me on my wedding day, whenever it happens’]

Buster: [‘before, during or after my objection?’ when you’re just outing yourself as someone who would stop her fictional wedding to someone else]

Rio: [thank god you walked ahead ‘cos you are clearly bright red right now, even if you’re grinning with it and you can hear that in her voice ‘well, during WOULD be the most theatrical but the priest would probably object to that himself, like’]

Buster: [‘because he’s jealous, which would be true of a majority of the guests as well’ soz for shading this fictional priest like this and coming for the lives of every ex or bitter single friend of hers we’re imagining is there and heartbroken also haha]

Rio: [‘what else is a wedding for?’ but we have to LOOK back at you, turning and walking backwards to do so, clearly an empty enough street to do that, even just for this moment]

Buster: [STARING at her obviously]

Rio: [‘I haven’t forgotten what’s important’ ‘cos what he said about blood earlier when y’all were being the most, so casual]

Buster: [‘Good, don’t’ not at all casually]

Rio: [‘I made a promise to you first, nothing has to change that’] 

Buster: [‘nothing could’ yet again too secure, this boy, he genuinely believes that he has nothing to ever worry about here cos who can take him, no bitch]

Rio: [turn yourself back around girl like you really didn’t just drop this bombshell]

Buster: [grabbing her wrist/sleeve to spin her back around in the hottest move because always ‘you know that’ because you both do, there’s no stopping this now ever]

Rio: [the !! the stunned silence of holding your breath first because always ‘that’s why I said it’ quiet but the most !! of course ‘nothing and no one will change the fact you can have me whenever you want’]

Buster: [yet again kissing her as if it’s been a thousand years because you will say something really extra if not and no thank you sir]

Rio: [putting your all into this makeout, not at all subtly pressing your hips against his]

Buster: [‘I need to stay inside you all night’ repeating what she said earlier when they were fucking on the street because it’s how he feels, literally can’t get enough of you gal]

Rio: [biting your earlobe at this reminder ‘you belong inside me’ meant to be whispered but it’s more frantic than that when we say it]

Buster: [not this boy taking her underwear off right here right now and putting it in his pocket like you simply won’t be needing to wear it ever again, excuse you, other people exist and can see y’all]

Rio: [having no respect for anyone around you ever because we’re so turned on, purposefully flashing you about it ‘take them home’]

Buster: [giving her a lil smack when he pulls her dress back down like that was such bad behaviour, again, please chill]

Rio: [such a NOISE in reaction, threatening to pull this dress up again like a badly behaved child 😈]

Buster: [a not at all casual staring contest like will she or won’t she lol, biting his lip indecently the entire time]

Rio: [teasing it out by almost doing it so many times but then do, because you can’t not]

Buster: [we all know you wanna hit her harder, boy, because wouldn’t have left a mark the first time and you’re all about that, especially knowing you’re leaving so soon]

Rio: [we know you both want that so go ahead, pushing up to give you the most surface area for that/shamelessly showing you more]

Buster: [pop off, you’re not wrong, clearly nothing and nobody is stopping you at this point]

Rio: [isn’t like you’re smacking her in the face rn, no worse than the rest of your admittedly unhinged antics]

Buster: [and you won’t be fully choking her out either, just pulling on a necklace that she’s bound to be wearing as part of this lewk]

Rio: [we’re clearly v happy, at this point lads you may as well ignore them honestly ‘what do you want me to do?’ like am I apologising, am I going harder, what’s the vibe]

Buster: [‘Are you sorry?’ because we know you’re not remotely and neither is he but let’s pretend it was bad behaviour still]

Rio: [the most unconvincing ‘yes’ on purpose ‘so sorry’]

Buster: [‘No, baby, you’re not, and it’s unacceptable to say things you don’t mean’ such a dad voice happening here obvs]

Rio: [the way you can’t help your body’s reaction to that no matter what you may have intended ‘I’m sorry I’m not sorry’ with a does that work? Tone]

Buster: [shoutout to the thigh lovebite for being where he’s slapping her next, not that hard but very deliberately there because 🥺 dad vibes that you’re not sorry yet]

Rio: [‘I’m sorry I lied to you’ because softness will always kill us and we are dead from that one]

Buster: [‘show me, if you’re telling the truth this time’]

Rio: [very slowly cover yourself back up with your dress like see, but it’s purely so you can turn back around and get on your knees doing your own 🥺]

Buster: [just LOOKING down at her being ruined by that face nbd]

Rio: [as slowly unzipping his trousers without looking away for a second ‘please let me make it up to you’ kissing the imprint of his dick over his boxers]

Buster: [such a dramatic intake of breath about it]

Rio: [licking up and down in the same manner ‘I know I don’t deserve it but…’ looking away finally just so you can LOOK back a second later like you want me to, don’t you?]

Buster: [‘I’m forgiving like that though’ as if you’re doing her such a massive favour here sir and not the other way round]

Rio: [just saying all the thank yous and doing loads of kisses ‘I’m so glad you’re my daddy’ with such a grin like you aren’t then going to shamelessly get these boxers out of your way and give him the most indecent head]

Buster: [The way y’all really are gonna get the shock of your lives when you can’t just be this publicly indecent whenever you see each other is sending me yet again ‘You’ve learned your lesson, haven’t you?’ so serious about this]

Rio: [honestly you are so lucky to have evaded the police thus far ‘cos they’d be everywhere but the fights are more pressing lbr so you’ve managed it somehow lads, leaving him just in our open mouth when he asks this like you tell me, have I? Like you can go in if you want]

Buster: [tbf she’s not a tourist and would hence know the drill and where to avoid so that’s at least somewhat believable, more so anyway than if he was just feralling with someone who didn’t, pulling her necklace again harder than he did before like ! promise please ‘because I can’t stay mad at you’ when you fr can’t because you’re dying here, still giving it big dad energy though ofc]

Rio: [the love is so real and all over our face ‘I promise, I’m going to do nothing but behave for you all night, you deserve a good girl’ proceed to show him what that entails again]

Buster: [grabbing her where he slapped her purely involuntarily because he’s just that highkey about everything she’s doing rn, soz not soz if he’s just adding to those booty bruises]

Rio: [forever silently encouraging when we can’t actually talk because too busy trying to make you even more highkey]

Buster: [really just frantically grabbing her to the point it’s ridiculous and he’s spreading her cheeks apart with it ‘you’re fucking divine, Rio’ no notes, just how many ways can he call her angelic or godlike in one night]

Rio: [all the noise we’re making is going to feel amazing for you boy because both those things have us so turned on]

Buster: [at least you can start touching her too even though there’ll be 0 finesse about it when he’s dying this hard himself, we appreciate the attempt]

Rio: [not even made it to the venue, oh lads, literally cannot leave you alone and that’s so obvious in the way we’re doing this like it’s the first time and we’re gonna do the most because might not happen again, despite the fact it isn’t and it clearly will]

Buster: [I stan that you’re both keeping this energy up when I’ve literally lost count of how many times y’all have hooked up so far and yeah like my boo said haven’t even made it to this clerb ‘I could get obsessed over you’ just admitting that they can be baze, it’s FINE]

Rio: [we all know what that means, just like we know her pulling out every stop is her saying DO IT without actually saying the words]

Buster: [meanwhile I’m just here like PLEASE stop running your mouth this hard on night 1, nobody asked for this, boy, thank god how much she’s doing will have to kill him and thus you can shut the fuck up for a sec hun, other than how LOUD he’s obviously being noise wise]

Rio: [have to make you cum immediately, even if that means moving away from you touching us so we can focus and also make EYE CONTACT too ‘cos we know that will kill you]

Buster: [doing it as dramatically as if it was the first time xoxo]

Rio: [swallow it this time as you were all about the facial in the kitchen]

Buster: [do yourself a favour and find a wall or something to sit on for a sec because you can’t just carry on walking as if that didn’t happen]

Rio: [eventually get up off your knees and come sit beside him like hey]

Buster: [checking her knees when she does sit because you really did just deathdrop onto whatever surface no fucks given sis]

Rio: [you probably have fucked them up a bit hun like whoops]

Buster: [giving some very lowkey TLC as if it’s super casual and not actually a really soft and kind thing to do, we all see you cleaning her up with your spit as well like that’s not a hot thing to do]

Rio: [kicking our legs because trying to do anything but be hearteyes at this boy]

Buster: [holding them still in a hot move as if she’s doing it to be a brat and make this nursing moment harder]

Rio: [‘I don’t know what to do about this’ as a blurt out]

Buster: [just looking at her waiting for her to elaborate]

Rio: [is not, just kissing his cheek like anyway]

Buster: [untangling her necklace for her because noticing he tangled it when he was grabbing it like a heathen and one thing this boy will do is take responsibility for his own actions, big or small]

Rio: [holding his hand there when he’s finished]

Buster: [saying her name, I think for the first time in this entire convo potentially when they aren’t in the middle of a hookup, I could be wrong but no notes]

Rio: [I think you’re right hence the ?]

Buster: [when you clearly just wanted to/didn’t realise you had/are overwhelmed by this entire night so you don’t actually have anything to follow that with]

Rio: [‘yeah’ because hard same boy, resting our head on his shoulder ‘that’s what I was gonna say’]

Buster: [‘Your own name?’ for the bants like okay what a power move]

Rio: [‘how could I not?’ you can hear the eyeroll as we’re kicking/playing footsie with you]

Buster: [absolutely trying to remove her shoe with it which depending what kind of heel it is could be v easy or not but throwback to when he was being a foot pervert earlier and shoutout all the walking these streets they’ve done]

Rio: [‘not here!’ with such scandalised tone as if you’ve not gone so far beyond that out in these streets today heheh]

Buster: [1000% putting her feet up in his lap and giving her an actual legit foot rub but pretending we’re just doing it because she was scandalised and we’re an unrepentant devil]

Rio: [‘you’re so nice, you know that?’ in a happy sigh like you gotta know it boy]

Buster: [‘I know nice isn’t the word’ because true it is such a bland word with so many meanings, not even saying it like I’m actually just a massive dickhead]

Rio: [‘I’ll think of one you like better when I catch my breath’ like give me a sec but we’re smiling]

Buster: [smiling back like okay then as if he’s really gonna hold her to this, but saying ‘don’t’ as in don’t catch your breath because he’s obviously kissing her as soon as the word’s out of his mouth]

Rio: [kissing you so softly again like y’all are so sweet and innocent and not demons ‘kissing you is so-’ about to say nice which then makes you stop and lol like oh no, gonna say it again]

Buster: [‘I aim to please’ because can and will bring back that phrase from so so long ago, of course I shall, smiling like oh you whilst still kissing her]

Rio: [making a noise in agreement ‘understatement, if anything’ getting in his lap, as per, still kissing him]

Buster: [‘I’m not totally incapable of showing restraint’ like haha at least conversationally I can, whilst physically doing the most in terms of this ongoing makeout because simply must]

Rio: [doing a little pout ‘such a shame’ for the bants like no never]

Buster: [touching her in response because she stopped him earlier to focus on her indecent blowjob and antics so]

Rio: [resting your head on his shoulder because you can’t ‘fuck!’]

Buster: [going at this like it’s his first ever attempt because simply must be this extra and enthusiastic at all times, especially tonight]

Rio: [kissing up his neck when you can focus and aren’t just lost in your own pleasure, at least you’re at the perfect spot to make all the noise in his ear]

Buster: [‘I really like you’ because he do, no notes]

Rio: [no pretending that didn’t make you GASP, even when you recover enough to get out ‘I like you too, Buster’]

Buster: [saying it again but adding more reallys as he does more and more to her and she therefore reacts accordingly]

Rio: [pushing back against what he’s doing with as much energy ‘are you teasing me?’ about all he’s saying but still 🥺]

Buster: [‘I wouldn’t do that’ so sincere]

Rio: [kissing his cheek but how you would if you were actually kissing his lips not just a peck vibe]

Buster: [kissing her jaw with the exact same energy]

Rio: [‘I like you the most right now’ pushing yourself up holding onto his shoulders]

Buster: [‘it’s gonna be a permanent thing’ like not just for rn gal, but for always]

Rio: [‘okay’ but !! like I want it]

Buster: [could not be being more !! with everything he’s doing in response, of course]

Rio: [‘I like playing with you again’ so uncasually]

Buster: [‘I’m not playing’ again doing the absolute most like excuse you this is v serious business and very important]

Rio: [‘you’re hot when you’re serious’ trying to be bantsy but you’re literally dying so it ain’t nothing but the truth being blurted out]

Buster: [‘We fucked up not playing truth or dare like this’ because she’s literally incapable of lying to him rn]

Rio: [‘go on’ like I’m not stopping you]

Buster: [‘I already know everything I need to about you now’ because tonight has been illuminating that’s true, I see why you’d feel like that legit]

Rio: [a noise like true ‘what else could be relevant?’ gesturing at the current situation]

Buster: [his own noise like yeah exactly in her ear while he’s just going in on her lobe again nbd]

Rio: [‘you know how needy I am’ gripping his wrists at this ear action to steady ourself even slightly]

Buster: [‘and how to satisfy you’ like gal you’re insatiable like I am but I’ve got you, said in her ear indecently, obvs, putting his tongue in there again]

Rio: [‘I’ve lost track’ haven’t we all, doing a lil squeal at this tongue action]

Buster: [when you’re trying to remember but it’s all such a mad blur because how could it not be]

Rio: [‘maybe tomorrow we’ll remember’ ‘cos you’ll have time to]

Buster: [‘easter we’ll start over’ because that’ll be a brand new count and a whole new set of feral things to do]

Rio: [‘I’m not forgetting’ like he’s asked you to and you are like no thank you]

Buster: [‘there’s no chance of that, babe’ because neither of you will’ yet again pulling out all the stops as if he’s gotta prove she can’t and won’t]

Rio: [‘daddy, can I cum for you?’ because we are perilously close now]

Buster: [‘you asked so politely’ like how could I possibly refuse]

Rio: [go in and let go of the tiny amount of control you were holding onto to stop yourself just fully losing it]

Buster: [this boy loves to see it]

Rio: [be here again, just cuddling into him whilst you recover, eventually ‘I’m gonna owe you new trousers’ because imagine the state lol]

Buster: [the way he’s shrugging that off like they weren’t expensive af, oh to be rich, far more concerned with gently fixing her clothes for her from the disarray they are bound to be in]

Rio: [looking down like oh yeah, are either of us going to get in this club, of course you will but truly ‘am I a mess?’]

Buster: [‘you keep getting more tempting every time I look at you’ true we’re just falling in love here]

Rio: [looking around y’all like we should probably try to get a bit further but then you can’t help but look back at him with hearteyes ‘you’re not real’]

Buster: [looking at every single bruise he’s left on her so far that’s visible with the ootn having been readjusted lovingly ‘yeah I am’]

Rio: [‘yeah’ running your hands down his arms and holding his hands like you’re checking ‘never looked forward to easter so much in my life’]

Buster: [a smile cos hard same, he’d have found it so annoying when Ava was younger and dragged him along, you do look good in pastel colours at least sir, don’t have to sacrifice your aesthetic]

Rio: [my boo says another look to slay]

Buster: [except maybe not because Winnie says we should cockblock as they’ve gotten away with everything tonight and I’ve thought of a way how to, but more about that when it’s relevant hehe, for now ‘Ready?’ a genuine q because if you need more recovery time he’s happy to give you it chilling here but he’s not a boy who wastes time]

Rio: [‘let’s go’ get your shoes back on girl and hit the road]

Buster: [see if you actually get there this time haha]

Rio: [good luck lmao but we’re making more of an attempt anyway]

Buster: [we should probably let you, if there’s any kind of a line of peeps to get into this clerb you’ll have a chance to be extra then to kill the boring wait]

Rio: [there’s always some line, especially nights like this]

Buster: [yeah, normally there wouldn’t be cos y’all have left it later to go but it’d be busy everywhere cos the sheer numbers of tourists and peeps out and about]

Rio: [get in this queue then lads]

Buster: [he’d be the dickhead to jump it a bit but you don’t need to be getting into any fights sir so don’t fully go to the front thank you]

Rio: [that isn’t going to win you any friends lol, get in this line and deal ‘what time is your flight?’ like actually because we have not asked and have only just realised]

Buster: [don’t worry he’ll just do it a lil bit and sneakily so there will be no aggro, obviously tell her what time your flight is, knowing baze it’s probably earlier than you or your messy af sister would wanna leave if it was up to y’all but it’ll work well for your rocking straight up there vibe that I’m sure Nancy will also do]

Rio: [‘may as well be hungover on the plane, I guess’ like all the adults are gonna be so unsurprised your fam isn’t sticking around to feel slightly more human]

Buster: [the smug grin you can do knowing you’re like 18 and don’t get hangovers yet, soz baze, telling her whatever work thing they have to get back for because you’d know that, they’d always keep y’all in the loop and have the fam calendars synced to know what everyone is doing and when]

Rio: [‘unlucky’ ‘cos if you had school you’d skip it and work wouldn’t be until the PM like sucks to suck baze]

Buster: [‘it’s only a real holiday here’ with a shrug like in london life goes on sis]

Rio: [‘when’s your first exam?’ like speaking of work]

Buster: [tell her, I can’t remember when a-levels start I’m old, ooh *appaz a-levels start in like may but end in june whereas leaving cert exams start and finish in june, they must not be as spread out/there aren’t as many, that was just a quick google though so pinch of salt there]

Rio: [compare ‘cos likewise idk the difference but it’s all around the same sort of time, that’s weird though because leavers is more because you have to do all your cores still unlike a-levels, we know Irish schooling is to a higher standards though lol, soz to y’all]

Buster: [apparently for our future ref it’s like june 8 to june 28th for the irish ones but yeah, if we’re saying easter is in april you really won’t have long before yours start, boy]

Rio: [yeah they usually want you to start studying proper in easter hols, not that most do but I remember that energy]

Buster: [he is that perfectionist nerd and totally would, I’ll tell you my easter hol cockblock idea anyway as we’re talking about it, I thought that maybe baze could take the fam away for a holiday somewhere for the full 2 weeks off school because it is before exams so would be a nice way to chill before all that plus it’s lowkey the last fam hol you can guarantee because who knows what Nancy and Buster will be doing when they take Ava on a summer one and if they’d go/be too busy with their own lives and then it’s uni from there for him etc so it just tracks, but obvs he doesn’t know about it yet and it’ll mean no chance for him to come to Dublin]

Rio: [that makes perfect sense, I agree girl]

Buster: [blissfully unaware rn that you realistically aren’t gonna see each other til exams are over because there is no other reason he can just bebop after easter and vice versa]

Rio: [get ready to pine honeys]

Buster: [and absolutely DIE when you do see each other again, I cannot wait]

Rio: [right now be obliviously in this queue looking ‘round vaguely to see if you see anyone you know or nah] 

Buster: [imagine, just like oh great, we’ll be kind and say your charmed night continues though since you’re not gonna see each other for months after this, will give him an excuse to pick her up though so she can see better, no other reason, of course not]

Rio: [‘because that’s not noticeable’ with a lol]

Buster: [‘it isn’t my fault you’re eye-catching, whatever you do’ always hitting her with compliments]

Rio: [‘yes it is’ LOOKING at him ‘I wore this for you, remember’]

Buster: [checking her out yet again as if he doesn’t have this outfit memorised by now ‘I haven’t forgotten, you shouldn’t that it’s very little to do with the dress’ cos gal it’s YOU]

Rio: [‘it’s a nice dress’ but we’re 😳]

Buster: [‘nice still isn’t the word’ LOOKING at her like yes we stan the dress ngl]

Rio: [‘you give me a different one then’ word not dress lmao]

Buster: [‘seductive’ no notes]

Rio: [‘okay, that is better’ because into hearing you say it and always the goal]

Buster: [‘but like I said, that’s because of you’ because yes lbr if she wasn’t hot the dress could be 10/10 and would he care, no ‘I probably could’ve called the dress nice’ what a lowkey drag, soz to this dress that doesn’t actually have feelings]

Rio: [shaking our head in the oh you sort of way ‘cos we’re still blushy ‘say you want to see me out of it, like’]

Buster: [‘not here’ the way she said it earlier but also not at all because there’s a possessive vibe to it of I’m not gonna share you with this entire queue of people]

Rio: [‘isn’t that kind of club’ like there are limits but we have to get closer to you about the way you said that ‘when?’ in his ear ‘cos you haven’t actually been naked in front of each other long enough to appreciate it, obviously, she was for a bit in the cellar but that’s about it]

Buster: [‘it’s whatever kind of club we decide it is’ because what they said earlier about making their own rules tonight, but pulling her even closer to him because not trying to share her in there either tbh ‘when we don’t have to leave our hotel for anything’ soz to piss on your easter goals lads]

Rio: [lbr lads would be looking and probably saying things ‘cos never have any decorum but especially not half cut like everyone is by this point, pressing into him so tightly ‘I won’t pack’ like no clothes will be required for the entire stay then]

Buster: [it’s so true, good job he has enough decorum not to fight all of y’all rn because nobody needs that rn, he’s already had one fight ‘I will’ pulling at the jumper like in case there’s anything else you wanna steal cos it looks better on you]

Rio: [‘I might die when I see you naked’ the drama as if you haven’t been banging him all evening but tis how we feel truly]

Buster: [‘I better think of something I can do to revive you’ so saucily like don’t worry gal, I’ve got this if you do]

Rio: [‘you better’ smirk at him ‘because so far all I’ve seen from you is the opposite’ like can you even ‘cos a shameless challenge there]

Buster: [a smirk back like okay challenge accepted, obviously, who is he, and lowkey nothing is a challenge for this boy, he believes he can do anything]

Rio: [pushing his face away gently like ugh you’re the worst but we’re 😻😍]

Buster: [pulling her hair but gently and soft not !! like he has so far in their hookup moments]

Rio: [just gazing up at him ‘it’s been ages since we danced’ it has not but you’re drunk in love]

Buster: [soz not soz to everybody that he will be dancing with her within this queue and if y’all can’t hear the music from outside he will be playing some from his phone like a chav on a bus]

Rio: [when none of your boyfriends have been secure enough to be this carefree and silly low-key and you’re so about it, no one in this queue be a hater]

Buster: [oh to have the absolute unfaltering confidence of a young, hot and rich white boy, if only]

Rio: [just dance your way into this club basically babes ‘what are you drinking?’ Once you’re in the door, obviously has to be in your ear because clubs]

[61below]

Camping checklist for people who don’t like the outdoors all that much but want to Get Into It:

THINGS TO STICK IN A STORAGE BIN, READY TO LOAD UP WHENEVER

- [ ] Tent. I have a ‘two person’ (LOL) backpacking tent that I can put up myself: just four corners and two poles in an X. I do recommend practicing at home first before your first time, because lord knows sometimes you don’t get to your spot til after dark

- [ ] Air mattress

- [ ] Blower + extra batteries for it

- [ ] Sleeping bag

- [ ] Pillow

- [ ] Battery packs for your phone

- [ ] Hammock AND STRAPS

- [ ] Lawn chair

- [ ] Bug spray

- [ ] Sunscreen

- [ ] Shower stuff

- [ ] Towel

- [ ] Cook pot

- [ ] utensils (FOR BOTH COOKING AND EATING)

- [ ] plates that don’t break

- [ ] Oven mitt

- [ ] French press

- [ ] SALT AND PEPPER

- [ ] Raincoat/poncho thing

- [ ] Headlamp + extra batteries for that

- [ ] LIGHTER

- [ ] Starting material (like, I adore the little pre-made ketchup cups stuffed with wood shavings and melted wax. One of those has never failed me yet!

THINGS TO PREP THE DAY OF:

- [ ] Cooler and ice packs:

- [ ] Eggs

- [ ] Coffee grounds, oat milk, and syrup

- [ ] Shelf-stable pancake mix

- [ ] Food of your choice that can fit in your cooler

- [ ] Snacks of your choice

- [ ] Two jugs of water

- [ ] Hiking shoes and socks

- [ ] Contacts and solution

- [ ] Cash to buy firewood (seriously, don’t transport firewood. Invasive and destructive pests spread that way). In MN it’s currently $6 per load at a state park campground. Local gas stations often sell them if you’re going Rustic.

- [ ] If you’re not going completely off the grid about it: download the Avenza app. This is a VERY HELPFUL MAP for people who 1) don’t know how to navigate and 2) don’t necessarily have cell service. The national forest system has maps that you can download into the app (MN state parks and rec areas also, not sure about every state) and it will show you a real time dot of where you are on the map. Do note that if you are in a place where you don’t have cell service (or even if the signal is Weak!) turn airplane mode on, and turn cellular date + WiFi OFF. Seeking a signal will Kill that phone really quickly. On that same note: so will cold temps. When I hike in the cold, I keep my phone next to skin or I put a hand warmer in the pocket. I’ve honestly observed this even at temps in the 20°Fs (aka NOT COLD dammit, but my loser iPhone begs to differ). If you aren’t interested in Hiking(tm), you can disregard this step. If not, bring a paper map. Check the local USFS offices for a paper map. But do NOT disregard the risk of getting lost. I love my wilderness, and I love my local rescue squad, but holy shit yall SOOOO many people get lost. If you don’t know how to navigate, park your butt in that camp spot and enjoy the view from your hammock.

[thesiriusmoon]

Harry Potter ships I truly hate

Disclaimer: I’m not telling you who to ship and whatnot, I’m just expressing how awful these ships are to me and then explaining why.

1. Harry X Draco

Now this is coming from a former drarry stan who before, hadn’t read the books. I thought Draco ‘had no choice’ and ‘just wanted love’ until I opened my eyes and saw the character for who he really was. That is a spoiled blood supremacist who hates muggleborns, and is loved by both of his parents. Draco bullied Harry. Although Harry fought back, it was because he was the victim and had to defend himself. Harry never went out of his way to hurt Draco, but Draco did it constantly. Draco and Harry would never work because Harry hated Draco just as much as Draco did him. You could ship Harry with so many others that wouldn’t be toxic such as, Ginny, Cho, maybe Hermoine (but I prefer Romoine), maybe even Ron if you want to. (I don’t ship Harry and Cedric because the ages are too weird). It’s so obvious throughout the entire book that Harry didn’t have romantic feelings for Draco, he only ever thought he was doing bad things, seeing as he was a bad person. Harry found love in Ginny in like the fifth book? Which is when the crush started, and no one else was in the picture for him once he began dating Ginny. In conclusion, Ginny is the one he married and had children with, not Draco, because he hated him and wanted nothing to do with him as he was nothing but a bully who hated muggles and muggleborns. Seeing as Harry is a half blood, and his mother was muggleborn, why do you think Harry would turn around and be like “oh he’s just broken I’ll fix him.” And ignore everything Draco ever said about his family???? That’s such a toxic thing to think... because believe it or not, in a relationship you’re supposed to be with someone you like as a person. Just because you may find Draco attractive, that doesn’t make him a good person!! Harry would never choose Draco over anyone for that matter. If it were between Ginny or Draco to be saved, you better bet on Harry saving Ginny.

2. Hermoine X Draco

I genuinely hate this ship with my entire being. It disgusts me. This isn’t an enemies to lovers, this is literally bully X victim. Hermoine didn’t fight back, meaning Draco was the full oppressor and she was the oppressed. Draco is a blood supremacist who called Hermoine a mudblood constantly and hated her, and the feeling was mutual from Hermoine because why would anyone like their bully? Falling in love with your bully is a book trope, that doesn’t happen in real life. When Hermoine was being tortured in Malfoy Manor, Draco stood and watched because he didn’t care, meanwhile Ron, the boy Hermoine was attracted to and loved, was screaming and crying begging for him to take her place so she would be protected. That’s true love, something Hermoine and Draco will never have. I really will never understand why so many people love shipping victims with their oppressors... like do you get a sick kick out of it by babying the oppressor? Saying things like “oh he’s just unloved” or “he can change!” When none of that is true. Draco chose to be who he is, which is a blood supremacist and was loved by his family, and Hermoine chose not to ever engage with him because of his personality and attitude. Draco hated her, and everyone else like her because of their status, and overall, Hermoine just isn’t attracted to him. Hermoine is attracted to Ron and he’s the only person I can see dating Hermoine because everyone else would be a bit strange. Dramoine is unbelievably toxic, and all it does is romanticise abuse. “Oh Draco only bullied her for 7 years because he was afraid to love her.” Stfu. You’d never hurt someone you love. Draco bullied her because he thought he was ABOVE her, and she was nothing but dirt on his shoe.

3. Hermoine X Pansy

When it comes to fanon, I still don’t understand why it gets shipped because in order to do that, you have to change Pany’s entire personality to the point where it’s not even Pansy anymore. It’s just some nice girl with the same name. Because the real Pansy bullied Hermoine and made it known how much she didn’t like her. Not only that, but Pansy was head over heels for Draco. This isn’t an enemies to lovers, this is shipping the bully with the victim for some weird reason... because Hermoine didn’t fight back just like Hermoine X Draco. If they were both at each other’s throats I could see your enemies to lovers, but that’s just not what this is. If you ship them because you’re looking for a wlw ship, why not take a look at Ginny X Luna, Lavender X Parvati, or even Tonks X Fleur, rather than picking the toxic ship that would never ever work and would only hurt Hermoine. Ron Weasley exists for a reason. Again, shipping someone with their oppressor is a very weird thing to do. For example, Ron is a pureblood, but Ron wasn’t prejudice towards muggles or muggleborns, because he’s a decent and normal person. Pansy and Draco aren’t decent people, and they bullied people. Really there isn’t much else to say as all canon stuff about Pansy is about her bullying people, and encouraging people to capture Harry because SHE’S A BLOOD SUPREMACIST THAT’S ALL SHE IS. Hermoine is a strong and independent woman and would NEVER date someone prejudice like that, she has standards.

4. Lily X Snape

We have to stop with this “she can fix him” mentality, because women don’t exist to fix men. Either Snape was a good person, or a bad person. He should be able to choose that himself. Which he was actually, and he was very clearly a bad person. You can’t force someone to be attracted to another. Attraction forms on its own, and it’s something Lily never had for Snape, they were only friends. To say that Lily owed Snape something because he liked her... is so wrong and disgusting. If she doesn’t like him, she doesn’t like him and Snape should fucking move on instead of obsessing over her. But, Snape overall was a creep so you can’t say “oh he made a mistake” when that man knew EXACTLY what he was doing. Ripping Lily’s happy photograph of her with her husband and baby, and taking the letter she wrote for Sirius who Snape could pretend she did that for him. Literally disgusting. Even the friendship was toxic. When reading I realised that Snape played the victims card a lot when talking about the marauders as if he wasn’t doing WORSE thing to them. Lily knew that Snape wanted to join Voldemort, as seen in the books. ‘You and your previous little death eater friends — you see, you don’t even deny it. You don’t even deny that’s what you’re aiming to be! You can’t wait to join you-know-who, can you?” Then she says “I can’t pretend anymore, you’ve chosen your way, and I’ve chosen mine.” Lily PRETENDED that Snape wasn’t going to be a death eater because she didn’t want to believe that her own friend would hate her kind so much. Though once reality hit her she was gone and was never coming back. To ship someone who was oppressed with the oppressor is so weird and wrong, and I genuinely think you’re strange if you do that 😐. Snape already didn’t like Lily having other friends... so what does that tell you about what kind of relationship they would have? A manipulative one and an emotionally abusive one. James Potter was a pureblood, and not once did he ever bully someone for their blood status. He did things to Snape because Snape was a prejudice piece of shit and deserved it quite frankly. I would have done the exact same thing. Remember, the Potter’s were ‘blood traitors’ and Snape was a blood supremacist, of course the two aren’t going to like one another. But the difference is, Snape bullied innocent people (laughing at the fact Mary MacDonald was subdued to dark magic) and James fought back for those without voices. Getting revenge for people who couldn’t do it themselves. That’s the difference between a bully and a hero tbh. There’s no way Lily would ever date a death eater, she’s a strong woman who can make up her mind for herself rather than having people on the internet say things like “she was brainwashed!” And things like that. She became attracted and fell in love with a respectful man who would never cause her any type of emotional or physical harm.

In conclusion, I will judge you if you think shipping abusers/oppressors with their victims is ok in any way.

If you made it this far, feel free to comment or reblog with your own opinion. Just know that my opinion on these ships will never change because they’re all extremely toxic whether you like it or not. That’s just common sense. It’s canon that Draco, Pansy, and Snape were horrible people who liked to make fun of others. Fanon doesn’t mean a single thing in this because fanon isn’t real. If you have to change the entire personality of someone so they aren’t abusive... what does that tell you about their character? A lot of people do this because they like how a character looks, which is so tone deaf. If you think a victim should date their oppressor because of looks... I’m judging you heavily. If a character is wrote to be abusive, I don’t understand people do fan art of them with the people they hurt in a romantic way.

You might say I’m being over dramatic, but really it’s not that hard to understand that you shouldn’t romanticise abuse or say that oppressor X victim would make the perfect couple just because of their looks.

Would you ever ship Neville with Draco? No you wouldn’t. And it’s not for the reasons you would think. I bet if Neville was conveniently attractive (in the books, I love Matthew.) people would have shipped him with Draco despite Draco mercilessly bullying Neville for 7 years. A lot of people would have made excuses like “Draco was broken!” In order to be able to ship two attractive men together. (Which also plays into fetishisation of lgbt+ couples I think...) This fandom is rather toxic when it comes to this, and they’d rather ship a very abusive relationship with two conventionally attractive people rather than a loving one with two people that aren’t.

[pazumane-archive]

Haikyuu Boys with a Tall S/O

I’m almost six feet tall, so I’d always love to see a little more tall girl love on here. Whenever I read a fic and I see stuff like “he put his chin on top of your head” or “you had to get on your tiptoes just to reach his face” or other stuff about how tiny the reader is compared to the character, my face does one of these -> 😀🙂😐😕 because that could never be me lmao because I am literally taller than Iwaizumi

DISCLAIMER: I feel pretty strongly that every character in this series would love you regardless of your body type. These are just HEADCANONS for tall-bodied women since we are underrepresented in a lot of fanfiction. Hope you enjoy.

so ANYWAY. Tall girl appreciation!

ft. Azumane Asahi, Ushijima Wakatoshi, Tanaka Ryuunosuke, Hinata Shoyo

~Female Reader~

may do a part 2 if people want it :)

Azumane Asahi

• Asahi LOVES tall women and I will die on this hill.

• He thinks your height is elegant and beautiful.

• Many people have judged him for his size and appearance, and knowing that you would never judge him for his height would make him feel very loved.

• Would encourage you to wear heels all the time, even if it makes you a little taller than him. For you, he doesn’t mind.

• If you get down on yourself, he reminds you that the models he works with are tall too. And while they’re tall like you, they’re not nearly as beautiful 🥺 I have the worst Asahi brainrot right now omg I think I just fell in love with him all over again

• Being with you makes him more secure in himself, because let’s face it, he’s insecure af about his appearance. The proud way in which you carry yourself inspires him to embrace his traits that he’s been ashamed of in the past.

Ushijima Wakatoshi

• Thinks your height makes you look strong and powerful, which he LOVES.

• He genuinely does not understand how you could be insecure about your height

• Wakatoshi is a man of few words, but would always make sure to call you out every time he saw you slouching. He passes it off as concern for your back, but it’s really because it makes him sad when you curl in on yourself like that.

• Appreciates not having to bend over too far to kiss you. Because of this, he gives you lots of cheek and temple smooches when you’re alone since PDA isn’t really his thing.

• Gets excited just thinking about how tall your kids are going to be

Tanaka Ryuunosuke

• Look. We been knew about this one.

• Ryuu is your number one hype man. He’s always telling you how long and beautiful your legs are and would probably never stop touching them.

• He’d encourage you to dress up and wear those heels, and would not be ashamed if you were taller than him. In fact, he’d probably brag about it in public to the point where it was a little embarrassing.

• “Ryuu, stop it! You’re embarrassing yourself!”

• “No, I’m not! Why would I ever be embarrassed about having a super tall, sexy wife/girlfriend/etc.?” 😭

Hinata Shoyo

• Shoyo would just be a combination of all these guys tbh.

• He’s been mocked for his height for pretty much his entire life, so he wouldn’t judge you for yours at all.

• Thinks the fact that you’re so tall is really cool, and would always make sure to compliment you every day (He is always spotlighting the best in others, especially when they’re insecure and that would definitely apply to you too).

• The only thing is that he tends to ask you to reach things on high shelves for him all the time. It got annoying after a while, so you bought a step-stool and he never asked again.

• Likes to hug you because his face always ends up in your chest

[yangjeongin]

!!! YANGJEONGIN IS ONE YEAR OLD !!!

yes yes, very exciting!! honestly, it feels like we’ve been here for years, but simultaneously i’m like what??? it’s already been a year?? crazy. i’m not sure i expected to stick around this long or be as active on stayblr as we’ve been, but i’m glad we have 💕 on top of this, we’re reaching a follower milestone too, so i’m going to go all out with this fasten your seatbelts

i’m usually a really casual stan, and i’m also multi af, so following one group so closely is an entirely new experience to me despite being into kpop since 2012. in running a blog dedicated to one group...i have to keep up! and that in itself has been really fun. i think i have a love for skz that’s different than any group i’ve ever stanned, so i’m thankful to this blog for that much alone. 

on top of that, i’ve really enjoyed meeting and talking to everyone on stayblr that i have, seeing y’all’s amazing content, and i appreciate the support you all have given us in the past year so much. i think i’ve improved a lot as a content creator in the past year, and i think if i just stayed on my main blog, that wouldn’t be as much of the case. everyone’s encouragement and creativity has made being yangjeongin super fun for me, and (usually) keeps me motivated to keep making stuff!! i don’t think i can say thank you enough. so many of you have been so kind to us and i’m really so grateful.

i could probably say so much, but one of the most important things to do is credit @minhos, because without their influence (see: dragging us kicking and screaming to make a skz sideblog) yangjeongin wouldn’t exist at all. we would not be yangjeongin because we even got this url from them!! and tbh we may not even be into skz at all without haru. this is the only time i will say this but thank u haru, every other time i’m going to say you ruined my life even though that’s a lie. 

i may joke about stayblr ruining my life too but the truth is i think i needed this blog in my life in the past year and that despite feeling INSANE sometimes, i think i would be worse off today if yangjeongin didn’t exist. i’m actually getting emotional help so just. thanks for making this such a good experience for me, and for helping me to have so much fun.

this is already a lot but i (unfortunately) have even more to say. i don’t have the time or energy to write a message for EVERYONE, and i feel like they would just get redundant eventually, so i’m going to write a general thank you to All of my stayblr mutuals for making the past year so great for me, and some individual shoutouts to some of you that i actually have something unique to say about 👁️ honestly y’all have Made my experience on stayblr, which in the past year, has been a really good one! i’m so grateful for everything, and i appreciate you all so much. really looking forward to the next year with y’all, seeing what you make, and hopefully befriending more of you, too. and ofc, making even more mutuals. 

i know some people may not read beyond this, so thank you again for the past year. i’m looking forward to seeing how long yangjeongin goes 😎 you may also see some of our old sets make a return today as part of the celebration. we’ll see.

@1zone: me @ ing you on this account is so funny to me for literally no reason at all and so is the fact that i’m putting these in alphabetical order and you are Rightfully first. for some reason i’m actually super emotional trying to type this up which is weird but uhhh thank you for being yangjeongin with me. even if there are times that you’re quiet on the blog knowing that i’m not by myself in this is idk?? comforting?? to me. this blog would not exist without you either and i hope you never doubt how important you are 😠running this blog w you has been so fun for me and i know i wouldn’t have had nearly as much fun without u so tysm. thank u also for keeping the blog alive on the days that i am dead. i feel like there’s more i have to say but i’m forgetting it now asdsddgdsg so if u see this in drafts make sure to read this part again once it’s posted just in case!! i love u lots mawy 💓 @chrisbangs: miss ganguli...i don’t even know where to start omfg but at the same time i feel like this is almost unnecessary bc u already know everything i could say. but!! you can never hear it too many times. you are so funny and encouraging and TALENTED and i know stayblr has treated you poorly at times but it’s better because you’re in it. even if this place was truly stayblr dot hell for me this blog would’ve been worth it because without it i wouldn’t have met u. u are my favorite mutual....don’t tell the others. thank you for always hyping me up and listening to anything in the world i have to say and supporting me in like every area of my life in the past year. i am so grateful for u and i love u and your talent and content but especially u so much!! @hyune: shoutout to u for being so supportive, i truly appreciate u so much. i will continue to make blue content just for you 💗confession i also always forget your name adsfsdgdg so i have to frequently go look at your about and even then forget it again. but hi jen!! your tags are always so fun to read, tysm and i hope you’re having a great day @hyunjins: i know we have only spoken one (1) time but i wanted to issue a formal thank u for feeding the hyunjinators with me. tbh i find how different our coloring is super funny but also amazing bc we can gif the same thing and have it look completely different from each other, and i think that’s rly fun and that the variety is really good for stayblr too. i also want to thank u for inspiring plsdontrepost even though i haven’t used it in months,,,, it has historically succeeded at its job quite a few times now 🥳 i know u were gone for a bit but it’s been good to see you around again too! pls keep doing what u do!! @hyunjinz: agnes you are like. an angel among men. i see you reblog like the entirety of the bystay tag every day and i think that is so sweet of u. i am always too lazy to even look through the tag most of the time let alone reblog everything so i have so much respect for u. you were also one of the first stays to ever support my content even back when i was just giffing them on hyeongjunz and i’ll always be grateful for that. you are genuinely so kind and wonderful and your talent is unreal; i’m so glad you’re here with us and so thankful for you. @jisungs: hi i don’t think we’ve properly spoken but i just wanted to say hi to u, thank u for being so sweet in your tags, and let you know that i really like your gifs!! i feel like we talk to each other quite a bit in tags so i am doing it and finally personally addressing u hehe so hi zoya! 💞i hope we can properly talk some soon. @jizung: hi omg i don’t think we’ve ever actually spoken eithe r but i’m going to publicly profess to u that i’m a big fan of your content and also your tags. u are both rly funny and supportive so whenever i see that u reblogged something from us i always look forward to reading ur tags on it. maybe we can talk some within the next year 👉👈 @minhos: haru yes u get two messages. we’re so bad at being mushy so i’m already like ew this is disgusting but thank u for dragging me into skz i am unfortunately very grateful and love them they became such a big part of my life i actually don’t know what things would’ve been like in the past year without them :weirdsip: i don’t know how u keep getting me into things that end up monumentally changing my life but thanks i guess ASDFDSGDSG i’m really glad we’ve known each other for so long and that we’re still in touch and talk as often as we do. missing active gifmaker haru but big fan of artist haru please keep making rad art and showing me 🙌i will continue to support u always unless ur gonna do something dumb then i’ll yell at u instead. but i love u, thank you for being my friend and for being the mastermind behind yangjeongin. @realstraykids: em ok i am convinced you are the backbone of stayblr. or like, at least a few important vertebrae. you and your content are both so wonderful. i also think you’re one of the nicest people here lowkey. you just have impeccable vibes okay, and i’m very grateful to know u and be mutuals with u. big fan of both you and all the stuff you make❣️ i don’t know if i just always miss when you’re on dash but i feel like you’re around less often, if u actually are around less often god bless i’m happy for u ASDFSDGSDG even if i miss seeing you a little bit 💔 i hope you’re doing well and that good things come your way always. @seo-changbinnies: marie, queen of comedy, your tags are like actually top 10 best parts of my life. i think about your guy fieri blog and chan looking like a guy you lost a bet to at a gay bar every day. u are insane and i love that so much. thank u. i am so glad that i complimented your tags that one time and that we’re mutuals, being mutuals w you is so fun. thank u for all of the laughs and all the bin and felix content  @seungknow: kep!! i feel like whenever i have something to say in createskz server i can always count on u to come thru with the reply, esp when i ask for help on just about anything. thank u for the ts files you have gotten me, i’m very glad mine have been useful to you in exchange 🙏i always rly enjoy talking to u and also want to take a moment to say your coloring as of late has been especially fire, i always anticipate seeing the new things you’ll make! @seunglixes: we haven’t talked toooo much but i just wanted to personally thank you for running createskz for us! it has to be a lot of work especially during comeback season and esp doing it by yourself, but you do a great job, so thanks so much 💗i hope you’re well, too. @seungminhos: ah yes...abia and her controversial opinions...SDFSDGDGSG but no even tho u are a mostly retired gifmaker now i still love seeing u on my dash and just reading your thoughts. also really enjoyed the few times we talked! so i hope we can talk more! but regardless i already feel like we r besties u cannot change my mind about this sorry.  @seungs: mia!! first of all i’m a big fan of u and everything u do. thank u for the seung content and also helping me when i need to download files DSDSGGDG i think i knew u even pre-yangjeongin and seungs days? i know u have given me a lot of support on main too so thanks so much, just in general, for everything 💕i hope we can talk more in the future, too.  @strayfeli: hi fox 💞you may not be a content creator but you are a treasured mutual and part of stayblr for me so i wanted to thank you individually for being so kind and supportive always. you warm my heart every day!! and i’m sure you do that for so many people with your tags and this makes you a very important part of stayblr regardless of anything else. please keep doing what you’re doing and being you! @strayhags: hi ellie 💓when i see u my thoughts are either 1. i love these gifs or 2. omg icb i flopped on messaging ellie. often both simultaneously SDSGSDG but!! i aM a big fan of ur content i also always think of your twitter stays talking about tumblr stays compilation header bc it makes me laugh so much. but! even though we only spoke once i appreciate you and for some reason it makes me very happy to tab into the createskz discord server and see u online. u are already my friend in my head. here’s hoping if we talk in the future that i do not flop again 🙏

hi, it is i, mary 👋 i know most of you don't actually know me other than for my gifs on this blog but i still wanted to write a lil thank you message. even though i have always been into boy groups i never thought i would get into skz, and even less that i would actually follow them pretty closely since that's not really something i do with the exception of one group (pouring one out for izone) because it's just too much commitment for me. i didn't think i would be running a blog dedicated to one group for a whole year (more to come ??) but i must say that even though i haven't always been really active here it sure has been fun, both keeping up with skz and being here with carly (rip ele you'll be missed). i always enjoy seeing yalls creations cause stayblr sure has a bunch of talented ccs and when there's something i wanna gif but i don't have the time or motivation and i see someone else does it i'm like god bless thank u for my life. thanks for always being so kind, sweet and funny in the tags and thanks for all the support you have all given us in the past year, i'm certain we wouldn't still be here if it wasn't for all of you, like sure giffing a group you life for yourself is fun, but sharing your content on a supportive community sure makes the experience more enjoyable yknow. i'm gonna write a short message to three individuals that i have a bit more to say to, but to the rest of stayblr i'm looking forward to see more of your creations, thank u for a great year 🥳 let's see for how much longer we can keep this blog up! @hyeongjunz: *taps mic* ok carkeys, it's time for me to say something. i was thinking how the possible existence of this blog goes way before we got into skz and how it wouldn't have been possible at all if haru hadn't convinced you first to join the izone server because i don't think we would've met any other way really LOL so thanks haru, AGAIN. you know i'm really thankful to you for keeping the blog alive while i was dead and still nowadays even tho you are busy 🙏 both for original content and reblogs, you are certainly the backbone of yangjeongin, so thank you 🥺 running the blog with you is fun, specially when we Accidentally gif the same thing and i end up laughing for 10 minutes. thanks for all the support and reassurance, and obviously thank you for all the amazing content you create, i don't know who else i could've ran a skz blog with, but i'm happy i got to do it with you. love u lots barneys 🥰 @minhos: thank u for dragging me into skz, goodbye. jk, i think this is gonna sound a lil redundant cause i think carly mentioned it but, even though i miss gifmaker haru i love artist haru and seeing how much you have improved makes me feel like a proud parent for some reason LMAO obviously wouldn't be here at all without you, and it is certain that my experience as a baby stay was more enjoyable thanks to you. thanks for all your support in all aspects of my life, i'm thankful for being your friend. thank u for being the mastermind behind yangjeongin, we would be dead fish in the sea without you. love u 💖 @seungs: last but not least i guess 🙄 not to play favorites but u easily became one of my favorite people, i always have a lot of fun talking to you and sharing my dumb takes with you which Fortunately u end up supporting 😌 thanks a lot for always supporting what i make and supporting me whenever i'm having a giffing crisis. you are certainly one of the reasons i have enjoyed my time around here, i love absolutely all of your content and u are one of my favorite ccs 🙄 happy to share the same brain with you sometimes, specially when it comes to seungracha. well i don't wanna be sappy so i'm gonna cut this off here 🙄 just want you to know i'm gonna think about that 18 jisung set u said u were gonna do everyday until i die, i'm gonna be a little more deranged every day without that set. anyway uh, yeah, thanks for everything pal, lov- [record scratches]

[laffyraffy]

Disorganized thoughts on No Way Home below the cut.

So, first of all: I loved it.

It's the first MCU Spider-Man film to really feel like a Spidey film, which honestly filled me with way more emotions than I thought it would. Tom's Peter showing so much empathy for the other Spideys' villains went a long way to achieving that. All of the previous Spider-Man films went a long way to humanize the villains and really drive home that these were people who had one bad day. MCU Spider-Man films never. . . Really did that. They didn't go out of their way to completely demonize Vulture or Mysterio, but they didn't go out of their way to make you really feel for them, you know?

Peter defending the bad guys against Strange was so. . . Idk man, that hit hard. Strange was more concerned with fixing the multiverse - which, fair - but Peter was the one to say, "hold on, we can do something, we can help them," which is what Spider-Man is all about! That moment when Otto - on the verge of tears - whispered, "it's quiet, I forgot what that felt like," when Peter installed the new inhibitor chip? Chills.

That being said, I do think it was REALLY WEIRD for Aunt May to encourage Peter to basically "fix" Norman and the others. Like, Peter was right when he said they weren't his responsibility. It was his (and Strange's) responsibility to send them home, sure, but everything else he did was above and beyond. While Peter's empathy is his greatest strength, it's also his greatest weakness because he tends to take on too much.

It's basically one of the reasons I dislike MCU Spider-Man movies so much: every adult in Peter's life act like he isn't still a kid, and it's always bothered the hell out of me. The other movies didn't have this issue because either A) Peter was an adult, or B) no one knew Peter's secret. (Or both.)

I don't think Aunt May should have tried to like, stop him from helping them, or anything like that, but I think maybe their rolls should have been reversed: she should have been reluctant to allow Peter to take on so much responsibility, and Peter should have been the one saying, "I need to help them," from the start. Then Aunt May would be swayed by his optimism and empathy, and agree to help him. It wouldn't have changed the story any. In fact, it would have given even more weight to her last words, when she told Peter he did the right thing.

I also don't know how to feel about May's death. On one hand: it's feels like a lazy subversion of the usual Uncle Ben death. Every damn Spider-Man movie has someone Peter knows/loves die, and it's. . . more than a little predictable, at this point. On the other hand, I do think it was well-done. Peter crouched over her body, begging her to wake up was heartbreaking, especially because she was murdered by someone they were trying to help.

Toby and Andrew were fucking amazing. Everything about all the Peters interacting was everything I wanted: the sincere opening up about all the loss they've all experienced, the goofy jokes, Andrew and Tom being kinda grossed out but fascinated by Toby's organic webs - it was all so wonderful to watch. I could watch an entire movie with just the three of them goofing off and getting up to Spidey hijinks.

Willem and Alfred repeating their famous meme-y lines was such nostalgia bait but my god did I LOVE it. When Otto was holding the arc reactor and said the line AGAIN I kinda wanted to cry because holy shit - Tony really did what Otto was trying to do, and Otto got to see it. (My friend asked me if he was still holding the arc reactor when he went back to his universe and I honestly don't remember? I kinda hope he was TBH, he deserves to be able to reverse-engineer it.)

Seeing five of the Sinister Six was also just - amazing. I really only went into this movie caring about seeing Alfred reprise his role as Doc Ock but literally everyone did such a wonderful job. Willem and Jamie especially were great. Full disclosure: it's been a looong time since I've seen Amazing Spider-Man 2, so I don't remember much about Max, but I genuinely gave a shit about him in this movie.

Peter having a clean slate due to everyone forgetting him is another thing I'm kinda conflicted about. I love it because it really brings MCU Spidey back to his roots: a little guy with great powers who uses them to help other little guys. I also kinda roll my eyes because it feels like they just REALLY wanted to get away from Tom's Peter being Iron Man Jr. in the most drastic way possible.

Also Otto saying, "you're all grown up," to Tobey's Spidey was so 💖😭💖😍 - I literally can't even describe what I felt into words, emojis will have to do. I want fic of Otto mentoring Peter and I want it NOW! Dadtavious is everything I didn't know I wanted until I started seeing fanart for it after the trailers dropped.

Tobey being the one to keep Tom from murdering Norman was so, so, SO good. Norman almost killed Tobey's Aunt May so it was so much more meaningful than if literally anyone else had been the one to stop him. And don't even get me STARTED on Andrew saving MJ from falling the way he couldn't save Gwen. That was something literally everyone saw coming but my GOD that didn't make it any less cathartic. The way MJ asked if he was good and he - with tears in his eyes - said, "yeah" was mmMMMMM good SHIT!!

Overall, though? This is one of the best MCU films they've ever made. It makes me hopeful for future Spider-Man films, which is saying something considering I don't like either of the MCU Spidey films.

I wanna say more but it's 1am, I'm tired, and I have a long shift tomorrow (and the day after that, and the day after that), so I'm going to stop here before I start devolving into utter nonsense.

[writertitan]

Nice! May I request romantic relationship headcanons for Levi, Pieck and Jean? And what do you think are their ideal s/o?Thank you very much!! ❤️

living for Pieck content rn so thank you

Levi

is adamant about saying “hello” and “goodbye”

will genuinely get especially upset if you don’t say goodbye back lmao

“Bye” ...... “Did you hear me, I said ‘bye’”

stems from the fact that he’s lost people and wasn’t able to say goodbye and doesn’t want either of you to go through that (just in case) 

does not beat around the bush, if he senses that you’re upset about something he will bring it up and encourage you to talk about it and will just listen if you don’t want any advice

will also just sit there with you literally as long as you need if you just need to decompress and want some company 

shows his affection by making fun of you lmfao 

but it’s like inside joke stuff a lot of the time, nothing that would actually upset you/embarrass you in front of other people 

like if you one time accidentally put salt instead of sugar in some tea, he will give you shit about it forever 

you’ll say you’re making tea and you’re sure to hear some stupid shit like, “Not poisoned, please” 

a guaranteed way to get a lil laugh out of him every time is by trying to wrestle him 

and he won’t let you win because he’s a little shit

he thinks it’s genuinely funny that you even try to wrestle him 

but he does always kiss your head afterward, v cute 

he actually brings out his crude humor more because of you, bc you like it, don’t lie 

not the jealous type but is protective and will kick ass if provoked

I see Levi’s type as being someone who is very resilient but also very emotionally intelligent, especially because he’s so hard to read. Body language is more his style rather than actually using his words. Actions do speak louder than words with Levi and I think his ideal S/O would likely have to have the same mindset. However, when verbal communication is important, I think Levi ideally fits best with someone direct and also doesn’t beat around the bush. I don’t think he’d be into fighting, more like discussing if one or both of you is upset. Also, I think Levi would just seek out someone who is warm, and can still see the brighter side to life. I think it would help him immensely to have his S/O be someone who is a genuinely happy person with a lot of love to give. God knows Levi deserves gdi!! 

Pieck

she would be THE most praise-filled partner lmao

like for literally anything, she would make sure you knew she was so proud of you/happy for you

will make anything something to celebrate

even just the littlest thing. did you have a really good day at work? yay! she’s buying you your fav treat 

of course, BIG accomplishments come with BIG celebrations

she’s the S/O who plans you a surprise party but you might get a little suspicious just bc you know she likes to do shit like this lmao 

she’s grateful that you act surprised anyway

won’t apologize for spooking you when she just decides to get on all fours and you walk in on her crawling around LMAO 

“you know I do this all the time, why do you still scream like that?” - she still says this like twice a week 

quality time quality time quality time, she loves quality time

you both have a couples’ hobby to bond over 

something like baking too where it serves a purpose and is fun with her 

not afraid to be affectionate and is always squeezing your arm, holding your hand, poking at you

PDA queen

might even (aka absolutely does) have a problem with remembering boundaries because she’s just so willing to touch and be touched lmaooo

your friends and your family all love the h*ck out of her 

Because it’s a head canon that Pieck just always looks as things as “glass half full”, I do think she’d benefit from having her S/O be a little more grounded and down to earth just to keep her out of trouble. But also, she would loooove someone who also chooses positivity. Life is short (especially for canonverse Pieck), so making memories would be really important to her and she of course prefers to make really happy ones. I think she’d prefer her S/O to be allll about physical affection because she’d prefer someone who was 110% okay with PDA. I also think ideally, she’d be great with someone who is a really good listener and also knows exactly what to say to her when she does happen to have a bad day and gets a little sad. Pieck is just queen shit for life!!! 

Jean

is the sass master lmfao

he thrives, simply thrives, on your attention

is always trying to get your attention 

“Babe, look at me, watch me do this new thing I just learned!!” 

you don’t understand, he will actually die if you don’t pay attention to him

always showing off to impress you

even if you’ve been dating a while, he needs to impress you and he needs to have your attention on him 

will act casual about doing romantic things like buying flowers, gifting you little trinkets, and will pretend to be embarrassed when you get excited, but he loves doing them and loves how excited you get 

and he thinks he’s being sly about being so casual and getting “embarrassed” but this boy is just an open book

you will never have to question his feelings for you because, again, he’s an open book whether he likes it or not 

even before dating when he was just crushing hard, everyone knew he liked you (including you), he literally just can’t hide his feelings for you

absolutely acts like hot shit in front of everyone but when it’s just you two, he’s such a baby

like tbh if you don’t baby him, jean will whine about it 

loves witty banter with you and you guys have so many inside jokes that it’s annoying to everyone else 

you two are THE couple in the corner judging everyone and snickering about it

he’s not obsessive about PDA but his favorite thing is when his arm is around your shoulders and you reach up to hold his hand that’s hanging off your shoulder idk i can’t explain why this is such a big jean hc for me 

I think Jean would actually do well with another hothead and it’s just such a head canon for me! Not like always fighting or anything, but it just seems like he’d love his S/O to be just as open about their emotions. And honestly, he needs to date someone who can take his sense of humor and can take his own ridic temper, and not only take it, but know how to steady him/cool him down. I think he would learn how to do this for his S/O as well, learning not only what buttons to push (because he would learn that just for shits and giggles), but know how to undo it and settle you down and make you happy. Jean would be that boyfriend who genuinely isn’t afraid to seek validation from you and I think his ideal S/O would be someone who puts him as a priority and is okay with constantly reassuring him that he’s a priority and showing him that he is. He’s a loyal boy and I think he would ideally prefer someone who goes all in just like him. Jean just needs a hug and he’s not afraid to ask his partner for one!!