#I know why LOL

[lee-and-honey-bee]

Christmas is in like 3 days???

I haven't gotten anyone anything.....

I might need to go shopping tomorrow....

[trentonsimblr]

Is this what ya'll THINK will happen or want to happen? lol

[lilbit-of-kizzy]

Is upsidedown

Why is upsidedown

[captain-peanut110]

Not me scrolling through old notes to find ancient x-men and other stuff fanfics i used to write with someone who likely hasn't thought about me for 6 or more years and still, after all this time feeling stuff

Did i mention i hate feeling stuff?

It is that infinitely awful feeling when someone breaks your heart in 5000+ pieces but you don't even care cause you also lost your best friend and that is infinitely worse than any failed romance.

Be careful if you start dating your bff, you always say "this will not happen to us", but then it does

And the hole it leaves in your soul does not stop bleeding

For fucks sake, I just need a hug, omg, bitch, it has been years, get a grip!!!

Moral or the story:

Be good to your friends?

Don't be dumb?

Don't reread old notes you know will hurt you?

Don't base parts of your live's work on stories you shared with someone who hurt you, so you are not reminded of them every time you sit down to do your job?

Idk, really

Please send help

[taylorswiftserialkillergene]

I DONT WANNA YOUR FRIEND I WANNA BE YOUR BITCH AND I WANNA TOUCH YOU BUT NOT LIKE THIS

[dillyt]

Great news for uninsured adults in the USA who want a COVID-19 booster! It now appears that ALL CVS locations are now active participants in the Bridge Access Program. The Bridge Access Program gives out free Covid-19 vaccinations to 18+ adults who otherwise can't afford one, so if you have a CVS near you, please go get one! For others who don't have a CVS near them, please go to vaccines.gov, click on "Find Covid-19 vaccines", fill out which vaccines you prefer (you can mix different vaccines if you have to so i reccomend just marking all of them for the age groups you need), and when the next page loads mark the "Bridge Access Program Participant" option to see only locations that are Bridge Access Program participants. Hopefully, other places that aren't CVS will start participating soon, so just check back every so often to see if there are any updates. The CDC Bridge Access Program website also has more details on what locations will be participating, but only CVS is appearing as an active participant on the vaccines.gov location finder at the moment.

[zekuto]

i was obsessed the first time i saw someone post leon on that stupid panda rocker but i was never able to find raw footage of it lol, so i decided to compile leon with all the playground interactions because i love him <3

[nyaslashthreat]

shout out to when i told my dad about goncharov and he figured out it was fake because i told him "1973 martin scorsese film with robert de niro" and he said that wasn't possible because the godfather came out in 1972 and the godfather part II came out in 1974 and they wouldn't have had time to make a movie in between. a perfectly good jest, foiled by this man's weird and vast knowledge set

[qiinamii]

"Xiao does things" (and friends) twitter log

[finsterhund]

Fucking bought an aloe vera plants for six dollars and less than twelve hours later I have a nap because of the killer heat and immediately have a nightmare that somebody murdered my new aloe vera plant. Internet psychiatrists care to explain why?

[ashfdhfgdsfk]

which movies have you watched the most amount of times? they dont have to be your actual favorite movies, just the ones youve rewatched most. for example: mine are the final destination movies and scream

[stuckinapril]

friend wanted to see my tumblr, and when i told him i can’t show it to him bc it’s basically my personal diary he went “oh so I can’t see it but a bunch of strangers on tumblr can??” he literally does not get me. no one will get me like the people in my phone get me

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 271

“Grandmother is visiting,” Damian suddenly said with no warning and with his usual not-quite demanding tone. 

“Who?” Tim wasn’t the only one to startle, seeing as Bruce had practically froze, a downturn to his lips in a silent show of confusion. 

Damian scowled. “Are you deaf Drake? Grandmother is coming to Gotham to, quote, make sure I am being properly cared for.” None of them had known that Ras was with anyone actually. At least Tim was pretty sure that would have been in the files. 

“Oh?” Dick didn’t quite crouch to Damian’s height but it was a near thing. “She-” “He,” Damian corrected, interrupting him. They all exchanged a glance before Dick continued. 

“Is he coming to the Manor or…” 

Damian scoffed again, a tiny bit of a flush against his face. “No, Grandmother will most likely be staying with Akhi-”

Now wait one moment-

“YOU HAVE ANOTHER BROTHER?!” 

[inspisart]

dick took the news that a strange thirteen year old broke into his apartment while he was away at the circus pretty well, I gotta say

[unoreversecowgirl]

ryan gosling was not picked as ken because he looks like ken, obvi lol. gosling was picked because of vibes, personality and what he represents: “all american”, conventionally attractive, generic but handsome, golden retriever, himbo. he’s not ken, he’s Ken-esque.

edit: and i like the casting :)

[a-tale-of-legends]

Making the master post for the house of legends. God why do I have many ocs/j